I’m going to make it a point to find the nerdiest average jane in school to be my next girlfriend. Because if this can turn into this, i can’t lose! Huzzah!
God dammit Jennifer Garner take all your clothes off.
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by Sean Harrop — April 18, 2004 @
6:24 pm
was just checking out the mtv diary of jennifer garner. The verdict? This chick is short bus material. You know, she’s in "slow class". Dumber than a box of rocks.
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by Another One — April 18, 2004 @
7:52 pm
Yeah, just for the record, when The Brown Bunny was shown at the Cannes Film Festival about a year ago, several critics who were there said the movie was THE ABSOLUTE WORST film they had ever seen. I’m talking worse than shit like Gigli, Battlefield Earth, and Glitter. I don’t know…I’ve heard that since that screening Vincent Gallo has gone back and reedited the film and now it’s a little bit better. While the bj might make the movie, everything else about it is apparently REALLY bad. I hear they’re working on a US release date (DVD or theatre, probably DVD). The film will be unrated. Of course, it’s already been out in a few foreign countries for 5-6 months already. Where are the clips? Personally, I don’t know, but I’ll hunt for them.
speaking of old shit…that website selling the full length paris hilton video is now selling another video, pam and tommy lee. i didnt realize there were people out there who havent seen this yet, let alone are willing to pay $20 for it. Next thing you know theyll start selling libby hoeler videos…
not the first time Chloe stared in a movie with a scandalous sex scene. some of you may remember a great movie from 1995 KIDS in which she had a very realistic rape scene. oddly, she dated the actor with whoom it was performed.
she looked better then.
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by debaser — April 21, 2004 @
2:56 am
Jennifer garner is hot thats just a realy shit picture ya know?
remember Chloe as the girl trying to be a man in "if these walls could talk2"…she had some hot scenes with that cute blonde from"Dawson’s Creek"…but she wasn’t blonde:)
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by talibanshee — April 24, 2004 @
9:35 pm
Yea, and you can write a movie about it too!!
😀
#1 | Comment by Download-This — April 18, 2004 @ 1:29 pm
yes, yes you can lose
#2 | Comment by Nick Trod — April 18, 2004 @ 1:30 pm
yes, nerdy girls can turn to beautiflu chicks!
#3 | Comment by Asty — April 18, 2004 @ 1:40 pm
Isn’t that the way the world works?
#4 | Comment by bligityblah — April 18, 2004 @ 1:42 pm
what are you talking about? theyre both fucking ugly…
#5 | Comment by Lee — April 18, 2004 @ 1:56 pm
agreed
#6 | Comment by formalhaut — April 18, 2004 @ 2:04 pm
it’s pretty funny how you refer to her as "this"
#7 | Comment by Dan — April 18, 2004 @ 2:40 pm
^_^
#8 | Comment by Justin — April 18, 2004 @ 2:44 pm
There is a whole different class of hot defined as "nerdy hot". Unfortunately, they arent really all that common.
As for that chick who gave real head in a movie, everyone should give her a standing ovation….well, if you can stand after watchin it…..
#9 | Comment by KB — April 18, 2004 @ 3:20 pm
btw, she also describes herself as "this" in that new 13 going on 30 movie.
nerds away!
#10 | Comment by Justin — April 18, 2004 @ 4:22 pm
chloe’s blowjob is old news…where you all been?
#11 | Comment by Lee — April 18, 2004 @ 4:22 pm
only 4 months late! actually, smash wants to know if they actually showed the BJ onscreen and if there are any screencaps/video clips out there.
18/4/04 2:11 PM
sm4shy: you need to get me the clip of "THE BROWN BUNNY 2003" with Chloe Sevigny giving a guy a blowjob (FOR REAL)
sm4shy: link
FOR REAL.
#12 | Comment by Justin — April 18, 2004 @ 4:33 pm
WTF is Chloe? And jennifer garner is not hot.
These Chicks are hot.
#13 | Comment by bah — April 18, 2004 @ 4:35 pm
someday, i will create an extremely popular one note site like that. kinda like this one. huzzah!
jennifer garner is hot in a big forehead kind of way.
chloe however, is not. hence why nobody has ever heard of her or her blowjob!
#14 | Comment by Justin — April 18, 2004 @ 4:39 pm
ok justin u can stop jerkin it to the party hat site now.
#15 | Comment by bah — April 18, 2004 @ 4:43 pm
ok =(
#16 | Comment by Justin — April 18, 2004 @ 4:49 pm
i want the clip bitch!
#17 | Comment by Clay — April 18, 2004 @ 6:14 pm
God dammit Jennifer Garner take all your clothes off.
#18 | Comment by Sean Harrop — April 18, 2004 @ 6:24 pm
was just checking out the mtv diary of jennifer garner. The verdict? This chick is short bus material. You know, she’s in "slow class". Dumber than a box of rocks.
#19 | Comment by ruger — April 18, 2004 @ 6:38 pm
Can someone please post a link to the chloe bj clip?
#20 | Comment by C Dawg — April 18, 2004 @ 6:41 pm
Y’all are gay. jennifer garner is gorgeous. And i dont even want to see chloe sevigny giving a blowjob…..SHE is fugly.
#21 | Comment by RobertBruce — April 18, 2004 @ 7:19 pm
here’s a link for the trailer for Brown Bunny. It shows Chloe’s tits, although they’re nothing too special.
http://www.cinemovies.fr/fiche_multimedia.php?IDfilm=1982
#22 | Comment by Another One — April 18, 2004 @ 7:52 pm
Yeah, just for the record, when The Brown Bunny was shown at the Cannes Film Festival about a year ago, several critics who were there said the movie was THE ABSOLUTE WORST film they had ever seen. I’m talking worse than shit like Gigli, Battlefield Earth, and Glitter. I don’t know…I’ve heard that since that screening Vincent Gallo has gone back and reedited the film and now it’s a little bit better. While the bj might make the movie, everything else about it is apparently REALLY bad. I hear they’re working on a US release date (DVD or theatre, probably DVD). The film will be unrated. Of course, it’s already been out in a few foreign countries for 5-6 months already. Where are the clips? Personally, I don’t know, but I’ll hunt for them.
#23 | Comment by cf — April 18, 2004 @ 8:58 pm
i seen the shit on kazaa , but the blowjob is like 4 licks and it dont show shit. plus who the fuck is this bitch anyways?
#24 | Comment by hesey — April 18, 2004 @ 9:46 pm
speaking of old shit…that website selling the full length paris hilton video is now selling another video, pam and tommy lee. i didnt realize there were people out there who havent seen this yet, let alone are willing to pay $20 for it. Next thing you know theyll start selling libby hoeler videos…
#25 | Comment by Lee — April 18, 2004 @ 10:01 pm
i want to see jen nude so bad. She explained in maxim or fhm awhile back that she has no problem doing so.
#26 | Comment by eddie — April 18, 2004 @ 10:45 pm
about the nerdy girlfriend thing, you’re like stealing the plot from ‘not another teenage movie’ no? haha.
#27 | Comment by william — April 18, 2004 @ 11:10 pm
The Brown Bunny…I have the clip, where do I send it to?
#28 | Comment by Dave — April 18, 2004 @ 11:29 pm
Actually Not Another Teen Movie parodied the plot of She’s All That about the nerdy girl into a hot chick.
#29 | Comment by Tito — April 18, 2004 @ 11:56 pm
Dave, send me the clip if you can. My email address is: italianstud25@hotmail.com
Thanks!
#30 | Comment by C Dawg — April 19, 2004 @ 1:21 am
Dave, If it’s from Kazaa and it’s got two guys watching her lick the guys dick, it’s not the right one. It’s from some italian movies.
#31 | Comment by Mr. Right — April 19, 2004 @ 1:54 am
Oh, well that’s the one I have, guess it’s the wrong one…okay.
#32 | Comment by Dave — April 19, 2004 @ 1:02 pm
not the first time Chloe stared in a movie with a scandalous sex scene. some of you may remember a great movie from 1995 KIDS in which she had a very realistic rape scene. oddly, she dated the actor with whoom it was performed.
she looked better then.
#33 | Comment by debaser — April 21, 2004 @ 2:56 am
Jennifer garner is hot thats just a realy shit picture ya know?
#34 | Comment by Manic Dan — April 21, 2004 @ 5:51 am
the actor who she did that rape scene in Kids with later commited suicide in a motel room. Just a peice of trivia for you all.
#35 | Comment by kvl — April 21, 2004 @ 4:05 pm
remember Chloe as the girl trying to be a man in "if these walls could talk2"…she had some hot scenes with that cute blonde from"Dawson’s Creek"…but she wasn’t blonde:)
#36 | Comment by talibanshee — April 24, 2004 @ 9:35 pm