Last night, i saw a preview for the new Lindsay Lohan spread that’s coming up in the latest issue of Vanity Fair (should be out sometime this week i think). Anyhow, E! showed a couple of the pics on TV last night but so far, these are the only vidcaps available online. Hi res scans will probably pop up once the issue hits the stands (update: hi res scan found. pic updated). It’s the one with Brad Pitt on the cover. By the way, Troy looks pretty good. Lots of HOT sexy men. YEAHHHHHH. (remember, i hate girls)
Update:
I’ve been sitting on these pics for a while now. Don’t know why i never posted them up. Maybe some of you have seen them. Here they are anyway.
Oh and also, remember what i said about some people not getting the joke? (this site’s got quite a few in-jokes and running gags)
From the Jojo post:
[…] you guys need to lay off the playboy and get a life. Go drool over girls that you CAN get and grow up. We do not want anymore pedophiles, Michael Jacksons, or Catholic preists in this goddamn place. Got it you perverted assholes?
Posted by Stiffmeista – 1:17am May 5, 2004
SEE? It happens.
Maybe if i still had my old Colin Farrell layout up, people wouldn’t think this was a pedo site. Or maybe i should put Susan Sarandon on the layout. Wooh. Damn. I’d hit that.
Really i would.
Seacrest out!
Sweet, more Lindsay. We need more and more everyday.
Nerds Away!!!
#1 | Comment by bligityblah — May 5, 2004 @ 1:32 pm
i heart lindsay lohan
#2 | Comment by Charlie Murphy — May 5, 2004 @ 1:40 pm
MMMHHHH! UGGGGGHHHH! OOOOHHHH! AAAAAHHHH!
She did it for me again!
Hot Hot Hot!
#3 | Comment by Slava — May 5, 2004 @ 1:42 pm
she was on carson daly last night. her boobies were there too.
#4 | Comment by phil — May 5, 2004 @ 1:43 pm
Holy crap its magic!! She doesnt have any freckles in those pics. Ahh the power of photoshop, and a hell of a lot of make-up.
#5 | Comment by shazzy69 — May 5, 2004 @ 1:44 pm
Bah, it’s just the same picture zoomed in 6 times.
#6 | Comment by Mike — May 5, 2004 @ 1:46 pm
yup. different zoom lengths.
i said lengths.
#7 | Comment by Justin — May 5, 2004 @ 1:48 pm
haha…lengths!
#8 | Comment by bligityblah — May 5, 2004 @ 2:03 pm
What’s up with this dislike of freckles?
#9 | Comment by Seriously — May 5, 2004 @ 2:23 pm
Oh yeah. She’s totally gonna get nekkid once she turns 18. Its obvious. She likes to show off her tits.
#10 | Comment by KB — May 5, 2004 @ 2:38 pm
And those are nice…real nice.
#11 | Comment by dave — May 5, 2004 @ 2:41 pm
Seriously,
Freckles typically make me think of young girls. And as much as we joke about my resident pedophiliac status, it’s not really a turn on.
I like my underage women to dress slutty and look like they are trying to pass as 18. 🙂
#12 | Comment by smash — May 5, 2004 @ 2:44 pm
OMG get away from her, she is nasty not even legal, al least do it then
#13 | Comment by merr — May 5, 2004 @ 3:48 pm
Freckles are hot
#14 | Comment by HighlyEvolved — May 5, 2004 @ 4:56 pm
I don’t think she is that hot. I would much rather bang Amanda, or mary kate and ashley. Er uh I mean dick is so good in my mouth mmm
#15 | Comment by Alias — May 5, 2004 @ 4:57 pm
I must admit that the more she gets written about in on this site, the better looking she appears to me. (first post)
#16 | Comment by whatustarinat — May 5, 2004 @ 5:22 pm
just like i always say:
just because we grow up, doesn’t mean they have to.
#17 | Comment by ryan — May 5, 2004 @ 5:39 pm
Amanda Bynes was on good day live and she has seemed to put on a little weight. But thats not a bad thing though. I actually find her hotter with just a little more meat on her bones
#18 | Comment by Knocturnal — May 5, 2004 @ 6:06 pm
She needed to gain a little bit, I didnt have anything to grab on to. *chuckles*
#19 | Comment by alias — May 5, 2004 @ 6:29 pm
Last night as my wife slept I took a permanent marker and made freckles all over her. She looked just like LL. It was so hot!
Boy was she ticked off this morning when it wouldn’t come off.
#20 | Comment by fungi — May 5, 2004 @ 6:37 pm
Why wont the first link work? Bah.
#21 | Comment by Dave — May 5, 2004 @ 6:43 pm
I hate LL.
I hope she dies.
I’m going to fuck her then kill her. 😮
#22 | Comment by pangwinking — May 5, 2004 @ 6:50 pm
I just looked again, and there is no way she is not 18. It is all a big lie. She’s 20. I will just keep repeating that to myself
#23 | Comment by dave — May 5, 2004 @ 6:54 pm
Damn…… *bangs head against wall* Yes she likes to show off her rack and its good be cause its an amazing rack. But why was she on Carson, why couldnt she be on a show people actually watch and not hosted by a flaming homo? Yeah we need vidcaps though. Lindsay Lohan
#24 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 5, 2004 @ 6:55 pm
Fix the first link! I need complete-ness.
#25 | Comment by Dave — May 5, 2004 @ 7:27 pm
ok i updated the post with pics of lindsay (i wanna be a rider of) lohan from the last call with carson daly show. they’re not *reeeeaally* hi res. but they’re big.
/nsfw/lindsay
they’re on my web1000 server though. so if you can’t see them, it’s probably because you’re not in the US (apparently web1000 websites are only accessible from *certain* countries, including the US. cant remember what the other ones are)
#26 | Comment by Justin — May 5, 2004 @ 7:30 pm
Niiice.
#27 | Comment by JakeD409 — May 5, 2004 @ 7:37 pm
This link won’t work for me: /movies/Lindsay_Lohan_E_News_1.jpg
But I can see the web1000 files, and I’m up in Canada, eh.
By the way, Justin, just to let you know, you are me. Your love for Asian cinema and tweens and such. You have exact same interests as myself.
#28 | Comment by Dave — May 5, 2004 @ 7:38 pm
NM, I think it might be down or my fault or something. Sorry.
#29 | Comment by Dave — May 5, 2004 @ 7:49 pm
Guess what everybody, I’ve got a frickin fire crotch!
#30 | Comment by lindsay lohan — May 5, 2004 @ 7:51 pm
wow. i never really thought about that.
let’s just hope embus doesn’t try to remind us what a fire crotch looks like by posting the link to those redhead redneck’s pics. remember that?
yeah, i don’t want to either.
#31 | Comment by Justin — May 5, 2004 @ 7:58 pm
I hate you and your frickin fir crotch.
Go die now.
#32 | Comment by pangwinking — May 5, 2004 @ 7:58 pm
😮
Typos.
#33 | Comment by pangwinking — May 5, 2004 @ 7:59 pm
oh what the hell:
fire crotch!
#34 | Comment by Justin — May 5, 2004 @ 8:00 pm
she’s really not that hot.
#35 | Comment by bigdork — May 5, 2004 @ 8:09 pm
if its not to much trouble me and my ppl would like you to read the origin of cinco de mayo befor you went off and got drunk thank you…
*click my postname for the link*
#36 | Comment by kayelemenohpee — May 5, 2004 @ 8:32 pm
Enough of Lindsey Lohan!!! Let’s focus on some other hot chicks. Damn!
#37 | Comment by brink — May 5, 2004 @ 8:41 pm
s
#38 | Comment by s — May 5, 2004 @ 9:02 pm
I hope she dies today.
#39 | Comment by pangwinking — May 5, 2004 @ 9:43 pm
I saw mary kate and ashley on TRL today, and they are freakishly small. I seriously thought that they were pulling some sort of LOTR camera trick. They barely reached the VJ’s elbow.
#40 | Comment by b — May 5, 2004 @ 10:24 pm
good that means they dont have to drop to there knees when there giving me hea… Uhhh looking at my belt buckle… yeah belt buckle
#41 | Comment by kayelemenohpee — May 5, 2004 @ 10:35 pm
/copy from TSHIRTHELL.COM
John Stamos is getting divorced just as the Olsen twins turn 18. Coincidence? I think not. I think someone is going to be entering the backdoors of two little houses very soon. Harder, Uncle Jesse! Harder!
#42 | Comment by Dex — May 5, 2004 @ 10:57 pm
there goes ur server.
#43 | Comment by john — May 6, 2004 @ 1:03 am
hey i just found the site this place kicks ass, ove the pics and the comments are hilarious lata
#44 | Comment by viper — May 6, 2004 @ 1:46 am
hag
#45 | Comment by bah — May 6, 2004 @ 1:50 am
OK I’m officially sick of the Linds…wait…no wait…I …no…ok I’m sitting on my keys… ok…I’m sick of the…no…um… okay popped my shoulder back in and …yes… yes… I am now officially sick of the Lindsay thing.
#46 | Comment by C-Monkey — May 6, 2004 @ 2:20 am
Lindsay is on Kimmel as I write this, so post vidcaps as soon as possible. Lindsay Lohan
#47 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 6, 2004 @ 3:39 am
Just finished ogling Lindsey Lohan’s magnificent titties on the Jimmy Kimmel show. Gawd she’s such a tease HARRRR!!!! I expect her to make a couple of films showcasing her assets once she hits 18 and then she’ll burn out like whats-her-name Jennifer Love Hewitt. Not to worry though, by that time there’ll be a new crop of underage hottie starlets for us to stroke off to.
#48 | Comment by Sean Connery — May 6, 2004 @ 3:40 am
Dave:
No, Justin’s like me.
1st.
#49 | Comment by Justin-s-really-me-too — May 6, 2004 @ 3:51 am
I really wish LL would cut it out with that tan-in-a-bottle shit… it makes her look like she rolled in the mud and then didn’t bathe for like 3 weeks.
#50 | Comment by Mike — May 6, 2004 @ 4:26 am
Justin-s-really-me-too, let’s all just be like Justin. Well, I’m off to China town to buy more Asian movies! I’ve got a list now. Maybe the damn store I go to will finally have a subbed Infernal Affairs III, and maybe I’ll buy that Mean Girls poster on the way… nah $14 is too much.
#51 | Comment by Dave — May 6, 2004 @ 4:50 am
please… never, ever post the gross redneck redhead again. i keep forgetting about her and clicking on the link…. and it ruins my day every time. it’s like getting sucker punched. i don’t do it to you, man.
#52 | Comment by kody — May 6, 2004 @ 5:24 am
hahahaha.
I fucking hate LL.
#53 | Comment by pangwinking — May 6, 2004 @ 5:45 am
oh man… that first Lindsay in bikini picture, superb! To bad i can´t see the any of the others pics and links (shit!).
Hey, if you gonna start with a new girl, why not with… RAVEN SIMONE!!!
#54 | Comment by Hyperion — May 6, 2004 @ 6:30 am
raven simone ? um, how about not. Kristin Kreuk all the way.
#55 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — May 6, 2004 @ 8:27 am
It looks like Kristin Kreuk is leaving the smallville cast after this season. At least it appears that way based on the show’s stories lately. So it might just be a matter of time before she is doing nude scenes. Once she leaves the show, her career will go spiralling downward and she will attempt to make a come-back with a playboy spread…….well, maybe it’s just my fantasy….
#56 | Comment by Scott — May 6, 2004 @ 9:23 am
Now i see why there are guys here that think Lindsay Lohan is fat… They love surf boards like kristin Kreuk! Raven Simone is a young WOMAN and Kristin Kreuk is a old GIRL, capisce?
Sorry kristin…
#57 | Comment by Hyperion — May 6, 2004 @ 10:14 am
how bout this for a full house reunion show. Mary Kate and Ashley flunk out of college and have to move back home. So they move back home with Uncle Jesse, Bob Saget and that freak with the voices- that’s the FULL HOUSE we all want to see. If it was done on payperview I think it would make billions.
#58 | Comment by fungi — May 6, 2004 @ 12:43 pm
I caught the Olsen’s on TRL (I wasnt watching it originally, somone told me it was on…I swear), and they kept giving each other the "I wanna fuck you" eyes. They were all over each other too. How narcissistic do you have to be to say "I’m so hot! I wanna fuck my twin"?
Also, I couldve sworn I saw Bob Saggat (sp?) at the end of a trailer for their new movie. How hilarious would it be if he just has a small cameo where the two of them are running around in New York and then run by him and it just shows him for a second as he goes "Damn…those girls are hot!"?
#59 | Comment by KB123 — May 6, 2004 @ 12:47 pm
People that don’t like Lindsay Lohan = blind gay men with no appreciation for redheads. If any of you Lindsay haters would actually stop from giving your boyfriend handjobs you would notice that Lindsay Lohan is hot.
#60 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 6, 2004 @ 1:28 pm
this site should have a paparazzi celeb section .,., that would be cool shit
#61 | Comment by jmac — May 6, 2004 @ 2:47 pm
Kristin Kreuk, an old lady? She’s 21 smart guy(Which is no where near old), but I guess you enjoy the ‘younger’ ladies… unless you’re 14 and I can probably see why you typed what you typed.
Plus she’s not leaving Smallville, it’s that black dude who never gets any screen time. And if she did leave Smallville, she still has that Canadian show she’s in. So much for your fantasy. Also, she said she’d rather do some real life CSI shit if she wasn’t acting.
#62 | Comment by Ex — May 6, 2004 @ 5:43 pm
I wonder what LL would do if i just went up to her and was like "I wanna make you scream like never before." Ladies what would uuuuu do!!
#63 | Comment by shazzy69 — May 6, 2004 @ 6:07 pm
what did the 5 fingers say to the face…
#64 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — May 6, 2004 @ 8:23 pm
Lindsay Lohan is a good actress.
#65 | Comment by carly — May 6, 2004 @ 11:10 pm
Who said kristin was a old lady? NOT me!
I said she was a old girl… With 21 years old she should be "bigger" still she looks younger than Lindsay and will stay in a body of a teenage girl forever. Lindsay in the other hand is younger but has a truly mature female body.
And that’s that…
#66 | Comment by Hyperion — May 7, 2004 @ 5:22 am
who on earth could be a redhead hater?
that, simply, does not compute.
#67 | Comment by lizzi — May 7, 2004 @ 12:18 pm
shazzy: ll cool j would probably kick your ass, or throw his gatorade at you.
#68 | Comment by blah — May 7, 2004 @ 4:02 pm
OH SNAP! i bought the magazine today and GOD DAMN is she gorgeous!! i really hope someone gets some hi res scans on here soon!
#69 | Comment by BigMoSpot — May 7, 2004 @ 9:47 pm
damn, lets all pray that she goes sunbathing topless and the paparazzi catch her……..
#70 | Comment by jmac — May 8, 2004 @ 3:02 pm
Let’s all hope she gets caught nude oil wrestling with the Olsen twins while eating a bannana…. I mean… while were dreaming, why not go the whole 11 yards? Right? …..Hello…?
#71 | Comment by ok — May 9, 2004 @ 3:26 am
I don’t see how this is pedophilia for me…I’m only like 6 months older than Lindsay Lohan…(born December 16th, 1985). I’m legal though…so I guess it could still be counted as rape
#72 | Comment by nutzinurmouth — May 9, 2004 @ 12:12 pm