omg recovered lost voicemails!

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I just discovered that my WMU webspace account was recently unbanned. Kekekekeke. It got suspended like two years ago because i think they found the old Kristy Swanson Playboy pics that i had hosted on there. Anyhow, i’ve deleted the offending material and while i was doing so, i found backups of the very first voicemail messages that i received when i first started doing the whole voicemail thing! This is momentous because i actually lost like half of them (voicemails 8 – 16) during a server switch back in the old badinagoodway.com days. I thought i lost them forever. Anyhow, thought i’d just reshare them because some of the ‘lost’ voicemails are classics.

My favorite: the chick that didn’t believe that i was Avril (because back then, i had Avril Lavigne all over my layout and people seemed to think that this was her site).

I love the tone of her voice. She sounds fuckable. I’d hit it.

Oh and there were also quite a few disturbing ones talking about Suzi.

Disturbing because she must’ve been like only 12 years old at the time. Hahaha. Okay not really. But she did look 12. She still does i think.

She also denies that she has an accent (she’s from Alabama).

I wonder why they liked her so much…

There’s a whole bunch more. Click here to get to the index. If you can’t get them to play, then your media player sucks. Upgrade your codecs bitch.

52 thoughts on “omg recovered lost voicemails!”

  1. I do so adore the Alabama accent…:-)

    #1 | Comment by bligityblah — May 24, 2004 @ 11:41 am

  2. FIRST COMMENT BITCHES!!

    #2 | Comment by Rick James — May 24, 2004 @ 11:42 am

  3. second
    haha always wanted to try that

    #3 | Comment by Bob — May 24, 2004 @ 11:42 am

  4. DAMMIT!! MY PLANS FOILED AGAIN

    #4 | Comment by Rick James — May 24, 2004 @ 11:43 am

  5. damn lol oh well third
    Ive never been on the sight when justin updates

    #5 | Comment by Bob — May 24, 2004 @ 11:43 am

  6. oh yes I spelled site wrong

    #6 | Comment by Bob — May 24, 2004 @ 11:44 am

  7. she is hot how old is she really

    #7 | Comment by Bob — May 24, 2004 @ 11:48 am

  8. 7th post, wow that doesnt feel that good to say i posted within the top 10 i have no idea whats up with u fuckers

    #8 | Comment by Nocky — May 24, 2004 @ 11:48 am

  9. cute but i like intellectual boobies much much betta! 😉 😛

    #9 | Comment by c — May 24, 2004 @ 12:03 pm

  10. This isn’t relevent, but at least people will see it. DO NOT IGNORE…

    2005 US Selective Service Draft

    Men, pack your bags…oh, and women too…

    We’re fucked. Speak out.

    #10 | Comment by Kevin — May 24, 2004 @ 12:06 pm

  11. You would think that elected members of Congress supporting this bill would be effectively committing political suicide. At least I hope so, because I sure as hell will be in that age bracket and have no desire whatsoever to go.

    #11 | Comment by IronChef — May 24, 2004 @ 12:38 pm

  12. thats a giant crock of BS they cant draft anyone and they know they cant. Politcal pieces of shit fighting a war we shouldnt be in.

    They know damn well if they draft this country will riot on them, and I can’t say I wouldn’t be joining in.

    I fit in the bracket, but refuse to fight for Bush.

    #12 | Comment by Alias — May 24, 2004 @ 12:55 pm

  13. HAW HAWWWW while u yankee asses will be shooting guns ill be sipping lemonade on my lawn!

    Recruit Away

    #13 | Comment by Bin Laden — May 24, 2004 @ 1:07 pm

  14. Bin Laden is a pedophile!

    #14 | Comment by blah — May 24, 2004 @ 1:47 pm

  15. Bin Laden is a pedophile!

    #15 | Comment by blah — May 24, 2004 @ 1:47 pm

  16. The girl from Alabama is really fucking hot. I’d give it to her proper. Also this Bin Laden dumb fuck and suck a nut! Thats right you dirty nut sucker! Any way, she is fucking hot.

    #16 | Comment by Rivers — May 24, 2004 @ 1:57 pm

  17. Is it me, or does it sound like the guy in the last one is in surgery? *beep….beep….beep*

    #17 | Comment by Ricochet — May 24, 2004 @ 2:07 pm

  18. some people are unable to convey rational thought thru the use of an uninhibited vocabulary base. its the ‘lion and tiger’ syndrome…if it stirs emotion, roar at it.

    #18 | Comment by d33j — May 24, 2004 @ 2:19 pm

  19. she’s really pretty –

    #19 | Comment by kaji — May 24, 2004 @ 2:38 pm

  20. EVERY US HAVE AN ACCENT!… 😉

    #20 | Comment by http://www.pcpages.com/abyssal — May 24, 2004 @ 2:48 pm

  21. shes hotter than Lohan

    #21 | Comment by fungi — May 24, 2004 @ 2:48 pm

  22. Kekekekekeke, Lohan see-trough

    http://tinyurl.com/3gn9g

    #22 | Comment by animal bob — May 24, 2004 @ 2:48 pm

  23. haha imagine justin fighting in a war… gets anal raped .. voluntarily!

    #23 | Comment by bah — May 24, 2004 @ 4:23 pm

  24. <<

    #24 | Comment by Jorge Bush — May 24, 2004 @ 4:34 pm

  25. All of you from South Carolina can thank your senior senator Ernest F. Hollings (who by the way is a Democrat) for introducing bill S. 89. Info on Bill

    #25 | Comment by tracer — May 24, 2004 @ 4:38 pm

  26. Can’t we ban that douche bag who keeps posting links to that retarded Jamie Leigh site. Nobody wants to see that shit.

    #26 | Comment by Mike — May 24, 2004 @ 5:09 pm

  27. GOOD CALL! CLICK MY NAME!!

    #27 | Comment by Monty — May 24, 2004 @ 5:22 pm

  28. hey justin what ever happened to suzi?

    #28 | Comment by J.C. — May 24, 2004 @ 5:30 pm

  29. Who else thought #8 was hilarious?

    #29 | Comment by BoyOfDestiny — May 24, 2004 @ 5:31 pm

  30. hey tracer, fritz will soon be gone, as will his spearheading the bill.

    And WE WILL NOT HAVE A DRAFT do not worry.

    #30 | Comment by senason — May 24, 2004 @ 5:41 pm

  31. i hate you i hate you i hate you

    i dont look like that anymore, so i can easily claim that it isnt me!

    #31 | Comment by susan — May 24, 2004 @ 6:28 pm

  32. HOLY SHIT!!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND OF SUZI!!

    http://www.leetworld.com/images/suzi.gif

    #32 | Comment by Trip — May 24, 2004 @ 7:04 pm

  33. OMK, Suzi comment!!

    #33 | Comment by bligityblah — May 24, 2004 @ 7:21 pm

  34. I didn’t know Justin is from WMU!!! Yah.. they ban me when from using the dial up service in 1998 when they received a complain I downloaded some "liberated" software.

    #34 | Comment by acmh — May 24, 2004 @ 7:31 pm

  35. what the hell is that, trip?

    #35 | Comment by susan — May 24, 2004 @ 7:41 pm

  36. You dont remember that? It was right after you showed me your naked hooch. BA-ZING. No seriously, i’ve been making love to photoshop.

    #36 | Comment by Trip — May 24, 2004 @ 7:45 pm

  37. i havent been to suzi’s site in like forever…and she was amazing then back when that pic was recent…just went to her site and saw her prom pic…oh my hella hotness….

    #37 | Comment by hitek — May 24, 2004 @ 7:52 pm

  38. suzi -is- really hot…but then again i said that about Jojo…seriously, how old is she?

    #38 | Comment by Jing — May 24, 2004 @ 8:09 pm

  39. Suzi also has excellent taste in music!

    #39 | Comment by blah — May 24, 2004 @ 8:15 pm

  40. Damn suzi ur prom date is a lucky muther fucker. He got to dance with ur hot ass and then go and get shitfaced and pass out together. Damn!!

    #40 | Comment by shazzy69 — May 24, 2004 @ 8:47 pm

  41. Suzi
    is
    bastard
    hot.

    Oh boy.

    #41 | Comment by governor steve — May 24, 2004 @ 11:31 pm

  42. Is #10 the University of Michigan fight song? I’m with him on Avril. I saw her give a concert on AOL and she looked like a zombie through all of her old hits that she’s too good to play anymore. Immature little twit.

    #42 | Comment by Sloan — May 25, 2004 @ 1:24 am

  43. Speaking of Avril…everyone should go buy her new CD…I bought it tonight. Its really good. Well worth the money

    #43 | Comment by Kluge — May 25, 2004 @ 2:14 am

  44. I nah I rather download it.

    #44 | Comment by J-Mah — May 25, 2004 @ 2:54 am

  45. While you poor saps are off fighting in a stupid war for your stupid president, i’m gonna continue beating my meat up here in Canada to that extremely shaggable Suzi and any other hot blonde i can find on the net.

    #45 | Comment by Curzon17 — May 25, 2004 @ 9:47 am

  46. that tshirt would sell on ebay.

    #46 | Comment by j — May 25, 2004 @ 9:12 pm

  47. "i had Avril Lavigne all over my layout and people seemed to think that this was her site"

    i guess it’s miss lohan’s site now

    #47 | Comment by yomama — May 25, 2004 @ 10:46 pm

  48. suzi yes; avril no

    #48 | Comment by bean — May 27, 2004 @ 1:22 am

  49. where can I find really good shots of suzi’s breasts?

    #49 | Comment by fend — May 27, 2004 @ 12:12 pm

  50. Date her… and beg!!!

    #50 | Comment by pornpup — May 28, 2004 @ 3:18 pm

  51. DUDE. THE VOICEMAIL YOU LINKED WHERE IT SAYS "ACCENT" IS NOT ME. WHAT THE FUCK.

    #51 | Comment by susan — May 29, 2004 @ 5:51 pm

  52. ahh! a little late but i fixed it! heaheahehahehahaeaha. my bad ^_^

    #52 | Comment by Justin — May 29, 2004 @ 5:57 pm

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