Too much MTV

Uh oh. I’m sensing an Ashlee Simpson explosion coming along. She’s already starting to pop up all over the place on TV. In ads. On MTV. I think she has a new show that’s starting sometime next week. Should be interesting to see if she’s anything like her big sister. Also, is it just me or does she have a big ass nose?

I’m number one on Google for “lindsay lohan phone number”. And i’m also apparently the only one (so far) that actually have her number posted among the other sites listed on there. I thought her number was all over the internet?

The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay is fucking AWESOME. It’s also fucking SHORT. But damn, i had more fun playing through this game than i did with Halo. So much fun that i’m actually playing through it AGAIN. On HARD. And i never play through a game twice. Much less on fucking hard. Unless if it’s a kickass game such as Escape from Butcher Bay!!!! Goddamn. So good. And it’s getting me even more hyped up for The Chronicles of Riddick which is hitting theaters next Friday. Speaking of which, i also got the new Pitch Black double dip DVD this past Tuesday. I never realized how good that movie was. I only saw it once when it first came out. Didn’t really think too much about it. On second viewing, it turned to be a lot better than i remembered it and actually pretty funny too. In a good way. Good stuff. Thumbs up. Can’t wait for Chronicles. Which i already have a free ticket for courtesy of the Pitch Black DVD. Free tickets with DVDs rule.

Oh and by the way, there’s a 10 minute preview of the movie on MTV tomorrow night. I like how studios are releasing these 10 minute previews on TV and on the net. Thumbs up.

Lindsay Lohan definitely ruled the month of May. I wonder if she still has enough buzz to carry her through June. Any of you seen the movie awards TV spots that she’s in? The one with P. Diddy in particular? I recommend watching out for it. She does a lot of jumping up and down. And you know what happens when girls like Lindsay jump up and down.

Yeah, i’ve been watching MTV alot. There’s like a Road Rules marathon on today. The season that had that Mary-Beth chick on. You wanna know who i wanna see do Playboy sometime? That Robin chick from Real World San Diego and Coral from the recently finished Real World/Road Rules Inferno. Goddamn, those two have boobs so big, they probably need their own area code. Here’s to Robin pulling a Trishelle after the season’s over.

Speaking of Real World, i’m so fucking glad that stupid ugly ass whiny cutter goth punk rock bitch Frankie slut is GONE. Goddamn, i hated her.

Trip wrote another song about me again. It’s sad.

Why is she so PERFECT?

53 thoughts on “Too much MTV

  1. Mandi, ask her out.

    #1 | Comment by bligityblah — June 5, 2004 @ 8:08 pm

  2. Scarlett Johansson [b]needs[/b] to do a nude scene. In my bedroom. With me. :wub:

    #2 | Comment by Download-This — June 5, 2004 @ 8:09 pm

  3. God Scarlett is sexier!

    #3 | Comment by Another Joe — June 5, 2004 @ 8:21 pm

  4. I’ll ask her out, and I’ll move to New York City if I fail.

    New York, here I come!

    #4 | Comment by Mandarin — June 5, 2004 @ 8:23 pm

  5. no justin its not just you , she has a big ass nose. id still hit like crazy though.

    #5 | Comment by hesey — June 5, 2004 @ 8:29 pm

  6. i wonder if she’ll keep it.

    how old is she anyway? her big nose makes me too lazy to check.

    #6 | Comment by Justin — June 5, 2004 @ 8:32 pm

  7. Ashlee is 19 I think and I always thought she was hot. Don’t like when she has her hair dark though.
    I played the Riddick game a couple days ago and I was surprised at how good it was. It has graphics like Doom 3 and the gameplay and story is great.

    #7 | Comment by 8P — June 5, 2004 @ 8:40 pm

  8. Scarlett… mi enamorada!

    #8 | Comment by Paco Tqa — June 5, 2004 @ 8:40 pm

  9. what! 19??? too old for this site =P


    #9 | Comment by Justin — June 5, 2004 @ 8:47 pm

  10. You know Ashley Simpson is the type of chick who is so self conscious about her nose n shit that she gives it up to all the boys who say "Oh ya, you’re much prettier than your sister Jessica…". Too bad she’s not even close, she got all the shnoz in that family.

    #10 | Comment by JR — June 5, 2004 @ 8:49 pm

  11. Ashlee Simpson is fucking hot. I’d love to suck on her big ass nose.

    #11 | Comment by Dex — June 5, 2004 @ 8:52 pm

  12. I hope that Ashless at least knows that what Chicken of the Sea is. On a non-related note, I’d like to express my prayers to the loss of Ronald Reagan.

    #12 | Comment by Holy Penquin — June 5, 2004 @ 8:53 pm

  13. ps – Escape from Butcher Bay DOES rock.

    Vin Disel away!

    #13 | Comment by Dex — June 5, 2004 @ 8:54 pm

  14. Ashly Simpson is so hot! I would tap that ass like a keg! Do the old Penis in the Vagina Monuver on her. (Ya my spelling sucks!)

    #14 | Comment by Rivers — June 5, 2004 @ 8:59 pm

  15. dex you could probably could have sex with that shonze its so big, and who is Ronald Reagan, wasnt that one of the backstreet boys.

    #15 | Comment by hesey — June 5, 2004 @ 8:59 pm

  16. Ashlee simpson’s music is a fucking joke. I saw her video on MTV latenight and she sings almost as bad as fantasia.-but not near as bad as avril!(horrible music)

    #16 | Comment by meatwad — June 5, 2004 @ 9:03 pm

  17. Wow, that was a lot of info for one post. Gimme some time to digest. I had a dream about bligityblah last night. Weird. I know.

    #17 | Comment by pg — June 5, 2004 @ 9:23 pm

  18. Oh wow, I’ve seen those animations before but didn’t realize it was Mary-Beth. They are much better now.

    #18 | Comment by pg — June 5, 2004 @ 9:25 pm

  19. i think she (simpson) looks better with darker hair.


    #19 | Comment by d33j — June 5, 2004 @ 9:28 pm

  20. okay, maybe it wasnt in correct context, but ive always wanted to say that.

    saying stuff away!

    #20 | Comment by d33j — June 5, 2004 @ 9:29 pm

  21. ryan perry of just made a site that i think might help to carry lindsey through to june. Lohan’

    #21 | Comment by hashbrownx — June 5, 2004 @ 10:22 pm

  22. coral is a bitch, but shes pretty hot. same with robin. i would also like to see mallory from real world paris…SOO HOT

    #22 | Comment by Mr. Junky — June 5, 2004 @ 10:39 pm

  23. Oh my…that Mary-Beth 360 degree stripping thing is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

    #23 | Comment by Dude — June 5, 2004 @ 10:51 pm

  24. ashlee is ok, but her sister is hot… but an absolute dumbass. Scarlett is magical!

    #24 | Comment by eddie — June 5, 2004 @ 11:36 pm

  25. I like talking about the young not so bright star, but that simpson little sister, has a nose that beats all others. I hope she gets some work done on it.

    #25 | Comment by Johnny Joe Joe — June 5, 2004 @ 11:51 pm

  26. Pang, I hope it was a sex dream!

    mmm fat man love!

    #26 | Comment by bligityblah — June 5, 2004 @ 11:53 pm

  27. scarlett or lohan? Who has nicer tits?
    i vote for scarlett

    #27 | Comment by bah — June 6, 2004 @ 1:22 am

  28. Ashlee definitely looks better with the dark hair.

    Ashlee > Jessica

    #28 | Comment by LH Heat — June 6, 2004 @ 2:18 am

  29. "I played the Riddick game a couple days ago and I was surprised at how good it was. It has graphics like Doom 3 and the gameplay and story is great."

    Posted by 8P – 8:40pm June 5, 2004

    Graphics like Doom 3?? Doom 3 isn’t even out yet and you have no idea what the hell you are talking about. I have actually played a multiplayer beta of Doom 3 when I was invited to the E3 conference at the LA Convention Center. Doom 3 is going to blow everything away that is currently out right now. Don’t talk like you know when you don’t.

    #29 | Comment by Tankz — June 6, 2004 @ 2:39 am

  30. this scarlett chick may have a nicer chest than lohan i have concluded. but thats not final.

    #30 | Comment by Bizzle — June 6, 2004 @ 2:40 am

  31. I want to see Ashleee vs Jessica on celebrity weakest link.

    Scarlett vs Lohan? That’s like comparing a Ferrari with a broken pogo stick.

    #31 | Comment by UncleMao — June 6, 2004 @ 3:40 am

  32. "Graphics like Doom 3?? Doom 3 isn’t even out yet and you have no idea what the hell you are talking about. I have actually played a multiplayer beta of Doom 3 when I was invited to the E3 conference at the LA Convention Center. Doom 3 is going to blow everything away that is currently out right now. Don’t talk like you know when you don’t.

    Posted by Tankz – 2:39am June 6, 2004"

    Mmkay… I played a single player beta of Doom 3. But even if I didn’t there is still pics of Doom 3 lol. Have you played Chronicles of Riddick? Probably not. The graphics are very similar.

    #32 | Comment by 8P — June 6, 2004 @ 3:46 am

  33. wow that’s one fucking great song!!!! Justin is gaaaaaaay…

    #33 | Comment by WP — June 6, 2004 @ 4:31 am

  34. sorry i didnt think that song would go up i lose 🙁

    #34 | Comment by Trip — June 6, 2004 @ 4:39 am

  35. How did you know I was fat?

    #35 | Comment by pg — June 6, 2004 @ 12:00 pm

  36. Ashlee Simpson rules….Justin, you need to post so pics of her pronto!!

    #36 | Comment by Booyah — June 6, 2004 @ 12:04 pm

  37. Thought you were someone else, but odds are…well you know.

    #37 | Comment by bligityblah — June 6, 2004 @ 12:12 pm

  38. speaking of MTV, I saw Avril Lavigne on a couple weeks ago wearing a shirt from Abercrombie & Fitch. I know because I was watching it with my gf and she was like wait I have that shirt and went to her closet to get it. It was the exact same shirt, I thought she was all against A&F??

    #38 | Comment by matt — June 6, 2004 @ 12:16 pm

  39. Yup, good guess.

    #39 | Comment by pg — June 6, 2004 @ 12:17 pm

  40. doesn’t it look like ashlee’s trying to be "the bride" from kill bill on her site?

    #40 | Comment by ya — June 6, 2004 @ 12:53 pm

  41. mtv is hell, they create and manufacture these stars,.,., they tell you who to like and force that down your throat,.,,. why the hell does this girl have all these commercials and her own show,.,. i wish M(usic)TV would praise people who are good at music.,

    #41 | Comment by jmac — June 6, 2004 @ 4:44 pm

  42. I saw Ashlee Simpson on Leno a few nights ago…she definitely doesn’t sing as well as her sister and she was moving around (dancing?) like she had Tourette’s Syndrome.

    #42 | Comment by dee — June 6, 2004 @ 5:11 pm

  43. 8P where did you play the single player beta? I smell bullshit.

    #43 | Comment by Tankz — June 6, 2004 @ 5:16 pm

  44. So do I.

    #44 | Comment by TakeitUpTheTailPipe — June 6, 2004 @ 5:17 pm

  45. Tankz there is a demo thing out.. you can download it at I believe.

    #45 | Comment by Trip — June 6, 2004 @ 5:27 pm

  46. Trip, I think you’re referring to the leaked alpha release that appeared on the internet a while back. But anyway, Riddick does look similar to Doom 3 in the sense that both games use a process called Normal Mapping which makes things look very spiffy.

    #46 | Comment by Rapidwire — June 6, 2004 @ 6:35 pm

  47. Ya it leaked a long time ago. I got it off a p2p program. I was surprised it even worked plus it worked in linux which was pretty cool.

    #47 | Comment by 8P — June 6, 2004 @ 11:00 pm

  48. I used to like Scarlett, but since she got with Benicio Del Toro i kinda got a little repulsed.
    I don´t know, i think it has something to do with young girls fucking ugly old farts, and then saying men don´t come good until their thirties,mmmmm…

    #48 | Comment by Hyperion — June 7, 2004 @ 7:55 am

  49. yeah i saw a commercial for ashlee simpsons new show, she has no singing skills at all – and she does have a slightly large honker on her face… but Id still love to be in the middle of a simpson sister sandwich -> jessica( o )( o )me(o)(o)ashlee


    #49 | Comment by Joe — June 7, 2004 @ 10:13 am

  50. jessica->( o )( o )me(o)(o)<-ashlee... thats better (it didnt line up the first time)... bwahaha

    #50 | Comment by Joe — June 7, 2004 @ 1:05 pm

  51. scarlett is the hottest ever.but when it comes to real world hotness robin is second only to the criminally underated brynne from real world vegas.brynne I still love you darlin’.

    #51 | Comment by bean — June 7, 2004 @ 7:16 pm

  52. I agree with Hyperion….a 19 year old farking around with a 36 year old scares me….

    #52 | Comment by Booyah — June 7, 2004 @ 7:55 pm

  53. scarlett scarlett scarlett.

    i’d KILL lohan just to SEE scarlett.

    #53 | Comment by lizzi — June 7, 2004 @ 10:17 pm

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