18 thoughts on “OMG I’M A RAPIST!!!!!!!”

1. 

   I don’t think that’s a word.

   #1 | Comment by DMB — March 19, 2005 @ 3:08 am

2. 

   i dont think you realize that it’s a word

   #2 | Comment by Justin — March 19, 2005 @ 3:10 am

3. 

   rapily witty retort.

   #3 | Comment by eggre — March 19, 2005 @ 3:14 am

4. 

   Isn’t rapier also a sword? I remember that from this awesome PC game from like 10 years ago, Pirates Gold. Arrrrrrrrrr. Ye mateys.

   That always confused me. Was it “arrr” or “arrrgh”? Or “yarrrr”?

   #4 | Comment by Will — March 19, 2005 @ 3:29 am

5. 

   Rapier is a word. It’s a type of blade. Hence being used to describe a sharp wit.

   However, rapist is also a word. Or at least it used to be.

   #5 | Comment by Jonstafa — March 19, 2005 @ 3:40 am

6. 

   i think they probably did mean rapist wit, as something clever….but i only hope that because retards scare the shit out of me.

   #6 | Comment by whiskeypail — March 19, 2005 @ 4:47 am

7. 

   I don’t like people with numbers in their screenname…

   #7 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd 412345 — March 19, 2005 @ 5:29 am

8. 

   I once wrote a paper regarding Alexander Pope’s rapier like wit. I think substatuting rapist would have been a good choice.

   #8 | Comment by Observant — March 19, 2005 @ 5:37 am

9. 

   Pirates go “Arrr!” and maybe when they agree they go “Yarrr!” and maybe when they’re hurt or dying go “Arrrgh!” …then they’d die after that. I think. At least that’s what I’d do if I were a pirate. I think I could be a decent pirate if I put my mind to it. You know, I’d give it my all…but you never know. As long as you give it your all though, you know, that’s what counts.

   #9 | Comment by Bubba — March 19, 2005 @ 6:21 am

10. 

    I just gave it my all while taking a shit.

    It worked out well.

    #10 | Comment by JustSumDude — March 19, 2005 @ 6:29 am

11. 

    pics please kthanks!

    #11 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — March 19, 2005 @ 6:45 am

12. 

    “rapist”? what some people will say to try and impress people.

    #12 | Comment by mikesisgod — March 19, 2005 @ 5:28 pm

13. 

    Justin is NOT a rapist. The jury found that the bitch was lying and it was consensual at the time…

    #13 | Comment by smash — March 19, 2005 @ 8:34 pm

14. 

    But Justin is really Avril……… he gets raped on a regular basis – and apparently he quite enjoys it if my understanding is correct.

    #14 | Comment by Father Ted — March 19, 2005 @ 9:53 pm

15. 

    I’m going to rape Justin’s butthole.

    #15 | Comment by JustSumDude — March 20, 2005 @ 4:57 am

16. 

    I’ll take ‘the rapists’ for 500, Alex…

    #16 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 20, 2005 @ 9:32 pm

17. 

    Holy Crap. The rapist wit lives.

    And to think that I have been suffering needlessly from the loss of your rapierist wit all this time on thatsjustnotright.com–who woulda thunk that with little more than a few minutes detective work, I could have avoided all the tears and confusion…

    Apparently, the other regulars are much more clever than I am (father ted, dmb & mikeisgod are still going strong in the old forums) or maybe you brought them along. I don’t know.

    Regardless…I’m glad to see that you are continuing to hone your rapier wit.

    #17 | Comment by Badbart — March 21, 2005 @ 4:05 pm

18. 

    “Tell her I have a rapist wit” is a line from Dumb & Dumber.

    #18 | Comment by Borat — March 22, 2005 @ 1:07 am