JAJAJA!

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OHHHHJAHHHHH! YEAHHHHHHH! JAAHHHH! OH! OH! OHH! OOH! BOAH! IAHH! BOAAHHH! BOAH! BOAH! GIBS MIR! AH ICH KOMME! ICH KOMME! FESTER! SCHNELLER! GLEICH IST ES SOWEIT! OOH! OH! MACH WEITER! ZEIGS MIR! BOAH JAJAJA! GLEICH! GLEICH! OH WIE GEIL! WEITER! WEITER! BIST DU GEIL! BIST DU LECKER! AHJA! WOAHH! WOAAAH! OOOHHH! JAAAA! ICH BIN SOWEIT! ICH ICH KO… KO…KOMME! AHHH JAAHHHH! OH…..PUUUUHHHH… SCHNARCH… SCHNARCH

I’ve always wondered what German porn would be like. I’d imagine it to be a little something like that. Please correct me if i’m wrong.

30 thoughts on “JAJAJA!”

  1. Achtung!!!

    #1 | Comment by Malcontent — May 7, 2005 @ 7:52 pm

  2. weinershnitzel

    #2 | Comment by DArK SAgE — May 7, 2005 @ 7:54 pm

  3. DAS IST FANTASTISCH!!!

    #3 | Comment by Elviswind — May 7, 2005 @ 9:04 pm

  4. It is like that, ‘cept more moans and complete sentences. I’ve been using it to learn german.

    #4 | Comment by shirizaki — May 7, 2005 @ 10:18 pm

  5. BOAH! IAHH! BOAAHHH! BOAH! BOAH! GIBS TO ME! AH, I COME! I COME! MORE FAST! FASTEST! IT IS IDENTICAL SO FAR! OOH! OH! DO other! ZEIGS to ME! BOAH JAJAJA! EQUALLY! EQUALLY! OH HOW randy! FARTHER! FARTHER! IF IT ARE a randy! If IT ARE a tasty! AHJA! WOAHH! WOAAAH! OOOHHH! JAAAA! I AM SO FAR! I COME I KO ? KO ?! AHHH JAAHHHH! OH ?. PUUUUHHHH ? SNORE ? SNORE

    ===Translated with smartlink IM translator.

    Also, i watched a german porn the other day. possibly one of the best lines ever was found in this. As a pantsless nun from the WW2 era was sucking off a german soldier, whilst somehow twisting her ass towards the camera, the soldier puts his hands behind his head and says….

    “das ist nicht schlecht”

    which means, “this is not bad.” I bet if I said that to my girl, she’d chomp down.

    #5 | Comment by JB — May 7, 2005 @ 10:59 pm

  6. Ja, los ich eine biggershlongberger ya?
    Und der mashive boobish ich vary hornish.
    Nicht shiesen in der moush!

    Or something like that… }8^]

    “Why wont he just be a good little boy and die?!”

    #6 | Comment by Bobfantastic — May 7, 2005 @ 11:48 pm

  7. GERMAN DINOSAUR PORN

    http://www.existangst.com/angstythink/may102.html

    the links don’t work but I can tell you it was fantastic.

    #7 | Comment by moshe — May 8, 2005 @ 12:50 am

  8. German chick getting nailed. Big file.

    http://s4.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=239PCV5JZLIPE01CMUN3EB9FFP

    #8 | Comment by nerima — May 8, 2005 @ 1:06 am

  9. Justin mag Hunde und Stockbananen in seinem Anus essen.

    …I have no idea if that makes sense but I used the translator widget from Tiger.

    #9 | Comment by Titleist — May 8, 2005 @ 2:17 am

  10. Justin how did you know I was dating a german girl? I will tell you how it sounds after we have sex… no idea when this will happen tho. (I hope soon!)

    #10 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — May 8, 2005 @ 2:54 am

  11. Töten Sie die Juden scheißen dann auf dort gegenüberstellen. Ich scherze, ich bin nicht rassistisch.

    Und ja, wenn Sie sich wunderten. Ich bin auf Deutsch fließend.

    #11 | Comment by registeredpedophile — May 8, 2005 @ 5:16 am

  12. “Arbeit macht frei” – but only if you’re into necrophilia.

    #12 | Comment by Steampunk — May 8, 2005 @ 6:44 am

  13. You tryin to sell me penis or sumpin?

    #13 | Comment by Alias — May 8, 2005 @ 10:02 am

  14. that is SO funny. thank you for that.

    #14 | Comment by db — May 8, 2005 @ 10:36 am

  15. fixed: width fucking link

    #15 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — May 8, 2005 @ 7:53 pm

  16. oops I fucked up the width…

    #16 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — May 8, 2005 @ 7:54 pm

  17. WIDTH FUCKER. i fix.

    #17 | Comment by Justin — May 8, 2005 @ 7:59 pm

  18. Echt tolle Versuche hier deutsch zu sprechen. Ich lach mich krank.

    BTW: You think American pr0nz (‘z’ used to emphasis the illegal touch of it all) do make more sense? I don’t think so … Anyway, best statement ever from a porn from the Netherlands: “Dar kommt et!”

    Auf wiedersehen …

    #18 | Comment by a real german — May 8, 2005 @ 9:03 pm

  19. Okay I fix your spelling.. it should be: Daar komt het!

    #19 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — May 8, 2005 @ 9:49 pm

  20. yeah but, why does my shit stink?

    #20 | Comment by elijah — May 9, 2005 @ 2:28 am

  21. Where’d that big-ass post about the Pepsi slut go?

    #21 | Comment by nerima — May 9, 2005 @ 6:06 am

  22. Justin told me it’s still there, it’s just invisible!

    #22 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — May 9, 2005 @ 9:24 am

  23. Pepsi plz!

    #23 | Comment by Observant — May 9, 2005 @ 11:09 am

  24. Justin whistles creepily while he types. :O

    #24 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 9, 2005 @ 12:46 pm

  25. you obviously put a lot of thought into this.

    #25 | Comment by JEJ — May 9, 2005 @ 1:14 pm

  26. Thought is for wussies. I ain’t thunk in years, and look where I am now.

    #26 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — May 9, 2005 @ 3:03 pm

  27. Amanda Bynes whistles while she poops.

    #27 | Comment by nerima — May 9, 2005 @ 4:10 pm

  28. I poop when I whistle. Going to concerts is always a mess for that reason.

    #28 | Comment by BabyEater — May 9, 2005 @ 11:55 pm

  29. I pooped a whistle, and my sphincter whistled a tune all the while… I think it was “Hail To The Chief”…

    #29 | Comment by rick — May 10, 2005 @ 1:01 am

  30. Porn muss man auf Englisch lesen. Auf Deutsch klingt es nicht echt.

    Tranlation: You have to read porn in English. It does not sound genuine in German.

    By the way, if you wan to say “I am fluent in German,” the correct way is, “Ich spreche fliessend Deutsch.”

    #30 | Comment by Andre — May 10, 2005 @ 9:56 am

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