Boobies!

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I’m in love with Keeley Hazell (a name that you may or may not have ever heard of). Believe it or not, the first time i saw her, was with her clothes on. Didn’t know who she was but after seeing a picture of her on Simply Gorgeous not too long ago, i was left wishing and hoping and thinking and praying, planning (?) and dreaming that she’s been naked before.

If you do not find her the least bit attractive, then you’re a fag.

Turns out she’s a Page 3 model and not only that, but she also won some Page 3 Idol contest earlier this year. This is all of course pretty old news to all you European folk and most of you yanks reading this probably’ve never even heard of her. Nevertheless, i think she’s pretty. With or without clothes on (i actually like her even more without all that makeup on in the clothed pics because really, that’s what girls would look like without aribrushing, lighting and caked on makeup).

Yep. Nothing like a pretty girl with the additional bonus of having the bestest pair of tittays i’ve ever seen.

Which gets me thinking about the face vs. boobs ‘dilemma’.

Pretty girls with small boobs (Natalie Portman-ish, Keira Knightley-ish)

Average girls with big boobs (Thora Birch-ish, Michelle Horn-ish)

Which would pick over the other? Forget about the all important ‘personality’ factor for now. Me personally, sometimes a pretty face can totally outweigh the lack of boobage. And if that pretty face comes with a great personality, then fuck boobs. She can have a penis for all i care.

Okay maybe not a penis.

Then again boobs are pretty fun to have around though…

Sometimes i wish i had boobs. I’d probably lie in bed all day playing with them forever. Do girls ever do that? Do girls even read this site? The comments section has been quite a sausage fest lately. Come out out and play. Nothing to be afraid of. We’re only just sad lonely men with no lives who’re constantly hoping to get laid. Or maybe i should just speak for myself.

In related news, Keeley’s ex-boyfriend is officially the dumbest person on earth.

74 thoughts on “Boobies!”

  1. FIRST!!!!!! LOLZ

    #1 | Comment by Jaime — May 21, 2005 @ 12:41 am

  2. She really is hot. And that guy is a moron.

    #2 | Comment by DarckkorioN — May 21, 2005 @ 12:54 am

  3. She’s hot. But there’s Jennifer Connelly: nice breasts AND a hot face.

    #3 | Comment by shirizaki — May 21, 2005 @ 12:58 am

  4. i like that she has a ‘nice girl’ face.

    or maybe a ‘nice girl that doesn’t mind getting naked’ face.

    mmm. that’s hot.

    #4 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 1:03 am

  5. All is right in the world again.

    Agree. take a good face with b cups any day over fatty with big titties.

    #5 | Comment by parlayplyr — May 21, 2005 @ 1:14 am

  6. fat chicks need some lovin’ too

    i’d totally do jennifer tilly

    #6 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 1:17 am

  7. reminds me of samantha macelli (sp?) from ‘who’s the boss’

    NICE!

    #7 | Comment by Dope — May 21, 2005 @ 1:19 am

  8. alyssa milano! i had a crush on her during her who’s the boss days.

    i almost bought a poster of her from an ad in BOP magazine.

    #8 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 1:25 am

  9. keeley>chewbacca arms era milano

    #9 | Comment by mikesisgod — May 21, 2005 @ 1:35 am

  10. i saw naked nude beach pixs of alissa malano…….when she stands up the boobys look normal but when she leans over they look like lumpy blobs of clay like in art class!!!!!!

    #10 | Comment by Jaime — May 21, 2005 @ 2:21 am

  11. Imagine massaging those lumps. …which I guess is just what Kylie’s boyfriend did. Oops! Sorry ’bout that!

    #11 | Comment by devnull — May 21, 2005 @ 2:36 am

  12. if fat chicks need lovin’ would you do Rosanne Barr? She’s fat and famous! Or how about Anna Nicole Smith (pre diet pills)

    #12 | Comment by parlayplyr — May 21, 2005 @ 2:41 am

  13. I don’t think this chick is from Singapore.

    #13 | Comment by Observant — May 21, 2005 @ 2:58 am

  14. Face > Ass > Boobies

    #14 | Comment by J-Mah — May 21, 2005 @ 3:24 am

  15. Just posting in order to keep this from being a 100% “sausage fest.”

    Oh, and Keeley is indeed quite lovely…I hope to have pretty boobies like hers when I grow up.

    #15 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 21, 2005 @ 3:25 am

  16. I’m a legs and ass man myself…and she has a fine pair.

    #16 | Comment by theKreuk — May 21, 2005 @ 3:49 am

  17. yayay angelbaby

    i too hope to have pretty boobies like hers when i grow up

    asses are for fags btw

    #17 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 4:38 am

  18. Gorgeous. Personally, I think I like the average/big boobs combo better than the hott/small boobs. But this girl is a combination of both, like Scarlett Johanssen.

    #18 | Comment by wonderyak — May 21, 2005 @ 7:06 am

  19. OMG, you sure know how to find them Justin!
    What a Rack! Total Godess.

    #19 | Comment by Crackpot Live — May 21, 2005 @ 7:55 am

  20. Pika!

    #20 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 21, 2005 @ 8:44 am

  21. and she used to date a plumber too.

    a plumber

    #21 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 11:13 am

  22. who doesn’t love plumbers?

    #22 | Comment by turtle — May 21, 2005 @ 11:20 am

  23. If someone who looks like her would date a plumber … then there’s still a chance that a HOTT chickadee might be desperate enough to go out with Justin! :O

    Here’s hoping! I got my fingers crossed for you, my pink-website-having, gay azn chum! *thumbs up*

    #23 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 21, 2005 @ 11:31 am

  24. HERE’S YOUR GODDAMN SINGAPOREAN GIRL!!!!

    it’s a shame you can’t see her in motion though. she really has an infectious personality on screen.

    #24 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 12:08 pm

  25. denise could use some boobies

    #25 | Comment by turtle — May 21, 2005 @ 12:16 pm

  26. but she has a pretty face!

    i’d hit it?

    #26 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 12:45 pm

  27. sometimes i have trouble with colors like gray and lite brown look the same to me………maybe justin really truly looks at fubar and doesnt realize its a pink font on a pink background!!!! for reals!!!

    #27 | Comment by Jaime — May 21, 2005 @ 12:47 pm

  28. PURPLE!

    #28 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 12:59 pm

  29. Kinda reminds me of that chick from King of Queens. Spicy.

    Mmmmm

    Boobies.

    #29 | Comment by TheChef — May 21, 2005 @ 1:01 pm

  30. VJ Denise = hawt

    I’d also hit it?

    #30 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 21, 2005 @ 1:03 pm

  31. definitely a pretty face…i’d hit tit

    i may have converted…it MAY be purple?

    #31 | Comment by turtle — May 21, 2005 @ 1:06 pm

  32. mmm leah remini. loved her ever since she was on saved by the bell.

    i’d hit it

    #32 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 1:08 pm

  33. we def need a hi res version of this pic:

    http://www.leahremini.net/photogallery/Bold.jpg

    😮

    #33 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 21, 2005 @ 1:11 pm

  34. def hot…needs to lose the baby fat though

    #34 | Comment by turtle — May 21, 2005 @ 1:13 pm

  35. did anybody watch her vh1 shows where she was getting married and then getting pregnant? i wish i could have a wife like that. feisty.

    #35 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 1:14 pm

  36. maybe a bit too feisty?

    #36 | Comment by turtle — May 21, 2005 @ 1:15 pm

  37. i like feisty

    #37 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 1:17 pm

  38. i’m feisty?

    #38 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 21, 2005 @ 1:20 pm

  39. too feisty = too much drama

    #39 | Comment by turtle — May 21, 2005 @ 1:20 pm

  40. angelbaby = temptress

    #40 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 1:24 pm

  41. angelbaby = mistress

    #41 | Comment by turtle — May 21, 2005 @ 1:25 pm

  42. angelbaby = feisty temptress

    #42 | Comment by J-Mah — May 21, 2005 @ 3:40 pm

  43. Thanks for the singaporian chick. I’ll try to find something else to repeat.

    #43 | Comment by Observant — May 21, 2005 @ 3:44 pm

  44. Her cute face says the girl next door.

    Her giant rack says in your fucking dreams.

    Which is kind of harsh, because a simple no would have sufficed.

    #44 | Comment by Will — May 21, 2005 @ 4:38 pm

  45. Denise sucks!

    Paula from Channel V’s much better, and she’s from Brunei!

    #45 | Comment by william — May 21, 2005 @ 5:24 pm

  46. angelbaby = older sister i wish i had 🙁

    #46 | Comment by Jaime — May 21, 2005 @ 5:29 pm

  47. paula has a identical twin sister jenny, she (jenny) used to come into the studio (at the production house i worked at 2 years ago) for some voiceover and commercial work every now and then (she’s a DJ here).

    twins!

    #47 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2005 @ 6:48 pm

  48. total package is key, justin… even if you are just talking physically.

    and for the record, this purple package is teh hottness.

    #48 | Comment by Lizzi — May 22, 2005 @ 12:58 am

  49. I have nothing to say … I’m just making this comment as a sort of bookmark, so I’ll know where the new comments start when I come back later. *thumbs up*

    #49 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 22, 2005 @ 3:59 am

  50. is is my imagination, or is them real?

    #50 | Comment by stank — May 22, 2005 @ 5:22 am

  51. It’s your imagination.

    #51 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 22, 2005 @ 6:37 am

  52. Apparently plumbers are all the rage now, ever since DH hit the airwaves… but I don’t know too many plumbers that can get chica’s like KH and TH… too many initials ending in H… meh.

    #52 | Comment by rick — May 22, 2005 @ 7:37 am

  53. i hate justin

    haha… chica!

    #53 | Comment by Bubba — May 22, 2005 @ 11:04 am

  54. Holy smack, I had one of those pictures with the blue background for a while, didn’t know who she was until now.

    That’s Hip.

    #54 | Comment by The Brad — May 22, 2005 @ 11:48 am

  55. Is is just me, or does she kinda look like Emmy Rossum?

    #55 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — May 22, 2005 @ 4:10 pm

  56. keeley needs a pepsi-girl type shrine, now.

    love the new look justin.

    #56 | Comment by spencer — May 23, 2005 @ 3:37 am

  57. Hey SkareKrow can’t seem to get his password in his mail. Is registration off?

    #57 | Comment by J-Mah — May 23, 2005 @ 4:12 am

  58. You need to make it so the links stand out more from normal text. I have nothing better to do than scan the text until the cursor changes, but theres probably like one or two of your visitors who have lives.

    I’m colorblind, so that might be part of it.

    #58 | Comment by moshe — May 23, 2005 @ 6:40 am

  59. yeah reading pink on pink is tough.

    #59 | Comment by smash — May 23, 2005 @ 10:19 am

  60. kelley is yummy

    #60 | Comment by another_asian — May 23, 2005 @ 4:14 pm

  61. Yes I do play with my breasts (squishing them together is the best)
    And plumbers can earn a lot of money over here, so I can see the attraction!

    #61 | Comment by Thalia — May 23, 2005 @ 6:13 pm

  62. reading is good for you.

    links = dark purple (e.g. link)

    text = purple (e.g. text)

    #62 | Comment by Justin — May 23, 2005 @ 6:44 pm

  63. PINK!!!!

    #63 | Comment by jackdaniels — May 23, 2005 @ 8:11 pm

  64. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/CreedSucks/tap.gif

    Nice boobs. Although I hate fleshy nipples.

    But you know who really deserves a pepsi girl-type shrine? That chick in the Mercury commercials. HAWT.

    #64 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — May 24, 2005 @ 6:25 am

  65. I was going to make a fanblog about Justin … but then I found that he is boring and has no life, so there was nothing to write about.

    Oh well.

    #65 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 24, 2005 @ 10:19 am

  66. excellent post

    #66 | Comment by michler — May 24, 2005 @ 4:12 pm

  67. emo

    #67 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 24, 2005 @ 4:17 pm

  68. I know keeley hazell, it’s so stange hearing you talk about her.

    #68 | Comment by misslane1 — May 24, 2005 @ 7:45 pm

  69. [link]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/CreedSucks/callbs.jpg[/link]

    I wub photobucket.

    #69 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — May 25, 2005 @ 4:22 am

  70. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/CreedSucks/callbs.jpg

    Oops.

    #70 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — May 25, 2005 @ 4:24 am

  71. I wanna see angelbaby’s pink…

    #71 | Comment by smash — May 25, 2005 @ 7:24 am

  72. Shine on you crazy diamond… The best boobs I ever seen girlie.

    The other girls are nice, just not AS nice. Nicola has a great ass…

    And my pal is obsessed:

    http://www.fineassedbitches.com/archives/110-Keeley-Hazell-dont-look-at-this..html

    #72 | Comment by Yummyboobies — July 22, 2005 @ 8:57 pm

  73. Hey, misslane, how do you know Keeley?

    #73 | Comment by Climber Dave — July 25, 2005 @ 6:15 pm

  74. i agree that she is hot! enjoyed reading this blog. i realy dnt get wot guys see in boobs tho! oh n wots with all the pink!

    #74 | Comment by gemma-leigh — October 31, 2005 @ 7:58 am

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