Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes looked a lot cuter back in 1999. Time definitely hasn’t been good to her. She kinda looks like somebody punched her in the face in a couple of these pics. Plus, is it just me or has she lost her boobage? They aren’t looking as bountiful as they used to be we last saw them in The Gift. Oh well. At least she doesn’t have that herpes anymore.

I wonder if she’ll stay with Tom long enough for him to convert her to Scientology. Think it’ll happen?

45 thoughts on “Katie Holmes

  1. First. Katie Holmes is not hot.

    #1 | Comment by JVC — June 8, 2005 @ 6:55 pm

  2. Second. JVC is not hot. However, he does make a mean DVD/VCR combo.

    #2 | Comment by Alias — June 8, 2005 @ 7:15 pm

  3. I don’t find this public romance convincing. So, no, I don’t think she’s going to convert to Scientology. Remember, this is a religion created by a lousy sci-fi writer bent on saving the world from plotting alien overlords.

    #3 | Comment by Dante — June 8, 2005 @ 7:17 pm

  4. OH MY GOD. did anyone else notice in the pic that’s 3 rows down and 3 from the left they both have the same teeth and same smile? is katie turning into tom?

    #4 | Comment by Ryan — June 8, 2005 @ 7:19 pm

  5. Poor Katie. We need bood inflation STAT!

    #5 | Comment by shirizaki — June 8, 2005 @ 7:59 pm

  6. #2 LOL, you still use a VHS tapes?

    #6 | Comment by JVC — June 8, 2005 @ 8:27 pm

  7. I personally think she is more attractive now then ever. She used to have a big forehead that made her appear weird to me. – Also Greg Kinnear is the shit for touchin those titties!

    #7 | Comment by Mr_SaMSA — June 8, 2005 @ 10:07 pm

  8. I think she somehow knew about the downfall her boobs would take (maybe it runs in the family?)…that’s why she chose to go naked in a movie early and effectivly.

    #8 | Comment by heineken — June 8, 2005 @ 10:21 pm

  9. Shame no one follows katie holmes’ example, but get naked too late in their career. That scene with Diane Lane and Jack Nicholson scarred me for life.

    People need to stop letting their boobs shrink. Someone should start a campaign.

    #9 | Comment by william — June 8, 2005 @ 11:31 pm

  10. Sorry. Got my diane’s mixed up. Diane Lane is HOT. Diane Keaton not so much. She makes my penis sad.

    #10 | Comment by william — June 8, 2005 @ 11:34 pm

  11. Katie has already converted, otherwise I doubt Crazy Tom would be dating her and gushing about it so much.

    #11 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 9, 2005 @ 1:01 am

  12. She’s infinitely less attractive for being in a relationship (fake or not) with that guy.

    Good actor, Scientologist nutjob.

    #12 | Comment by al k holik — June 9, 2005 @ 1:30 am

  13. I still like her boobs. She was hot in Pieces of April.

    #13 | Comment by Nerima — June 9, 2005 @ 1:37 am

  14. I think I liked Katie’s boobs best in “Disturbing Behavior”

    #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 9, 2005 @ 1:44 am

  15. she’s not 100% in yet i dont think

    #15 | Comment by Justin — June 9, 2005 @ 1:55 am

  16. What is it with actors and scientology?

    Hmmm… Maybe Scientology heaven has something reg heaven doesn’t.
    Like cocaine for example.

    Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are total VD receptacles.
    *true story

    #16 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 9, 2005 @ 2:02 am

  17. the more money you put into to Scientology the more you get out. That’s why rich famous actors do it and not regular Joe actors.

    I’m sick of seeing Holmes and Cruise. I just don’t want to know which hot girl the Cruiser is boinking this weekend. He’s just wearing them out for the rest of us!

    #17 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 9, 2005 @ 3:11 am

  18. I just noticed some armpit hair stubble in some of her pics. WTF doesnt she have enough money to wax that shit or laser that shit off or something. Dammit

    #18 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — June 9, 2005 @ 3:15 am

  19. Tom Cruise is a gay little man. Some women, often times hot women, are drawn to gay men for one reason on another. Tom would kill his career if he came out but everyone in Hollywood knows he is a flamer and that is why he keeps getting hot chicks to aid in his public persona. Unfortunately there are no women that post on here any more to confirm of refute my claims, and angelbaby doesn’t count because she’s a big dyke.

    Another theory a friend on mine came up with about being gay:

    Good looking men are often times attracted to other good looking men (perhaps they get tired of all the tail that gets thrown their way) and ugly women usually can’t get men and then turn to women. So decent looking guys like myself have two populations of the dating pool removed to our benifit: The good looking guys and the ugly chicks.

    I like that theory.

    #19 | Comment by Observant — June 9, 2005 @ 3:44 am

  20. sup justin

    #20 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 9, 2005 @ 6:25 am

  21. Katie Holmes is only into to Tom Cruise as long as it will push her (non existant) career. He’s spinning out of control with this scientology bullshit. There’s no way she’s into it, unless she’s dumb enough to be brainwashed already.

    Which is possible.

    #21 | Comment by smash — June 9, 2005 @ 6:56 am

  22. i thought she already had converted…

    #22 | Comment by anony — June 8, 2005 @ 7:24 pm

  23. Joshua Jackson took her virginity. Or is it Jonathan Jackson? Whoever Pacey was.

    #23 | Comment by Nerima — June 9, 2005 @ 9:16 am

  24. Maybe Pacey is the one to blame for katie’s herpes infection.

    Or maybe it was Dawson all along!

    Dum, dum, duuuuum! :0

    #24 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 9, 2005 @ 12:38 pm

  25. joey loves pacey foreva

    #25 | Comment by turtle — June 9, 2005 @ 1:18 pm

  26. justin have you heard about basic instinct 2!!?!?!?!

    #26 | Comment by anony — June 9, 2005 @ 3:52 am

  27. Observant is saying he dates good looking men.

    #27 | Comment by smash — June 9, 2005 @ 5:39 pm

  28. #19 is a closet queen.

    #28 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 9, 2005 @ 5:40 am

  29. #19 should be hearing from L. Ron’s lawyers any minute now.

    #29 | Comment by al k holik — June 9, 2005 @ 5:47 am

  30. #19 is closer to the truth than anyone here.

    um, not that I would know anything about that.

    #30 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — June 9, 2005 @ 10:14 am

  31. Jimmy Fallon sucks, but Tom Cruise has basically become Fallon’s Cruise impression. Did I mention Fallon sucks? Because he does. Suck, that is.

    #31 | Comment by Will — June 10, 2005 @ 12:48 am

  32. now that Katie is starting to hit skank street face first, I’ll have to bump the Katie Holmes backup – Shiri Appleby – further up in the list.

    #32 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 10, 2005 @ 1:29 am

  33. http://www.freekatie.net/

    #33 | Comment by al k holik — June 10, 2005 @ 4:09 am

  34. Shiri is hawt.

    I’d choke that.

    #34 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 10, 2005 @ 4:50 am

  35. Hmm… At this years MTV’s MA
    Jacko+Lisa Marie > Tom+Katie

    They did’nt even Kiss! For shame…

    #35 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 10, 2005 @ 1:59 pm

  36. “Observant is saying he dates good looking men.”

    Michler is delicious.

    #36 | Comment by Observant — June 10, 2005 @ 3:35 pm

  37. I said MEN. We all know Matt Michler doesn’t count.

    #37 | Comment by smash — June 11, 2005 @ 5:41 pm

  38. Well, I believe our questions may have been answered.

    According to Tom, Katie “digs” Scientology. Too late to save Katie, the cult sure got their claws into her quick…

    http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20050611/111850638000.html

    #38 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 12, 2005 @ 1:56 am

  39. And the brainwashing is complete…

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050613/ap_en_tv/people_holmes

    *sniff* Goodbye, Katie…it was nice knowing you when you had a mind of your own. : (

    #39 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 14, 2005 @ 3:50 am

  40. oh yeah…she’s still a virgin too?

    http://www.eitb24.com/noticia_en.php?id=66766

    #40 | Comment by turtle — June 14, 2005 @ 6:29 am

  41. Katie Holmes is about as much a virgin as I am…

    #41 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 14, 2005 @ 2:53 pm

  42. nice…angelbaby and katie holmes are still virgins…the world is a good place 😛

    #42 | Comment by turtle — June 15, 2005 @ 2:53 am

  43. Well, they have surgery to make people virgins again these days.

    #43 | Comment by Seriously — June 16, 2005 @ 4:52 am

  44. Can I get a referral, #43?

    #44 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 16, 2005 @ 8:35 am

  45. http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~issues/fall98/hymenrep.html

    here ya go angelbaby…not sure why ya want it seeing as your a virg?

    #45 | Comment by turtle — June 17, 2005 @ 12:26 pm

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