she thinks moving her body around like a crazy woman makes her sexy, yeah right. she looks like a filthy tramp in that video and she needs to take a shower.
#8 |
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by seoulman — June 13, 2005 @
10:49 am
Is there another Shakira making music vids out there?
Bizarro.
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by Crackpot Live — June 13, 2005 @
12:19 pm
I need to pee.
Shakira dirty and filthy still teh hotness compared to lohupchuck.. errr, LohNoboobs… Um… Lohan.
But yeah man, what the hell happened to Shak-a-teria? She looked hot in one video and then all the others it was no boobs, tight pants and a face that looked like it saw one too many sundrenched days.
#17 |
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by Anonymous Bastard — June 14, 2005 @
2:37 am
No! Katie Holmes has officially been brainwashed into believing aliens live inside our heads and gone Scientoligistic. Thanks Tom.
Maybe she thinks it will get rid of her herpes.
At least there’s always Shiri Appleby as an alternative.
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by DisconcertedGeorge — June 14, 2005 @
3:43 am
But Shakira makes the International Booty List Top 3!
Don’t think much to the experimental bellydancing, though it was still recognisable as bellydancing. Seriously, (yes you!) the hiccupy things are imaginatively known as chest lifts and do work much better if you actually have tits.
And it looks like oil to me, maybe she is drawing attention to the plight of oil-drenched seabirds or something.
I would still have sex with her. I would have sex with anyone. First.
#1 | Comment by Alias — June 13, 2005 @ 6:16 am
What exactly is all over her in that video?
#2 | Comment by thesuit — June 13, 2005 @ 6:45 am
FILTH
#3 | Comment by Justin — June 13, 2005 @ 7:59 am
I agree
#4 | Comment by Dex — June 13, 2005 @ 8:50 am
Screw Shaikara (figuratively speaking.) What about the hottie on Entourage tonight Holly Valance? Rowr.
#5 | Comment by El Payo — June 13, 2005 @ 9:44 am
Shakira > Lindsay Lohan
FACT.
#6 | Comment by Sentinel — June 13, 2005 @ 10:25 am
what a new video? never thought Shakira was that great, where can we view the movie?
Link that shit up
#7 | Comment by Austin — June 13, 2005 @ 10:28 am
she thinks moving her body around like a crazy woman makes her sexy, yeah right. she looks like a filthy tramp in that video and she needs to take a shower.
#8 | Comment by seoulman — June 13, 2005 @ 10:49 am
“What exactly is all over her in that video? ”
poo
#9 | Comment by turtle — June 13, 2005 @ 11:01 am
No.
#10 | Comment by Bubba — June 13, 2005 @ 11:59 am
She’s fucking ugly?
Is there another Shakira making music vids out there?
Bizarro.
#11 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 13, 2005 @ 12:19 pm
I need to pee.
Shakira dirty and filthy still teh hotness compared to lohupchuck.. errr, LohNoboobs… Um… Lohan.
But yeah man, what the hell happened to Shak-a-teria? She looked hot in one video and then all the others it was no boobs, tight pants and a face that looked like it saw one too many sundrenched days.
Yeah, sttiiiiiill wrecked.
#12 | Comment by TheChef — June 13, 2005 @ 1:27 pm
http://www.shakiraheaven.com/photos/fijacion_oral_cover_.jpg
fjiafjaculation? oral? more filth less baby. where’s this vid?
#13 | Comment by glovehand — June 13, 2005 @ 3:00 pm
pix plz
#14 | Comment by michler — June 13, 2005 @ 10:18 pm
Shes just too mature for Justin…”the michael jackson” of the heterosexual.. i think…..world.
#15 | Comment by dmdewar — June 14, 2005 @ 12:27 am
she looks like a mechanic auditioning for one of those fucking annoying Pepto-Bismol commercials. The vid is up on iTunes.
Either way she can still rotate my tires, as long as she doesn’t sing.
#16 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 14, 2005 @ 1:09 am
http://video.craveonline.com/video/?showVideo=972
#17 | Comment by Anonymous Bastard — June 14, 2005 @ 2:37 am
No! Katie Holmes has officially been brainwashed into believing aliens live inside our heads and gone Scientoligistic. Thanks Tom.
Maybe she thinks it will get rid of her herpes.
At least there’s always Shiri Appleby as an alternative.
#18 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 14, 2005 @ 3:43 am
But Shakira makes the International Booty List Top 3!
1. Keyra Augustina
2. Vida Guerra
3. Shakira
#19 | Comment by Nerima — June 14, 2005 @ 4:03 am
Justin can keep all his prepubescent little pepsi bitches. Shakira can dance all over my c**k, anytime, even if she is covered in boot black.
#20 | Comment by baronvanhalen — June 14, 2005 @ 5:40 am
#6 & #12 don’t know what they’re talking about.
Lindsay >>> Shakira
Btw, I agree. Shakira looks like a filthy crack whore in her new video.
#21 | Comment by kiko — June 14, 2005 @ 6:10 am
God… She looks like she just got done riding through ethiopia with a dougnut tied to her back…
#22 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — June 14, 2005 @ 7:05 am
#21 is teh hotness
#23 | Comment by TheChef — June 14, 2005 @ 11:35 am
covered in this!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/science/story/0,12996,1506025,00.html
#24 | Comment by heineken — June 15, 2005 @ 1:49 am
#8 & 21 are either gay, or headed to the seminary, and of course, Justin packs fudge.
Candyasses…
#25 | Comment by baronvanhalen — June 15, 2005 @ 5:13 am
#23 is my new girlfriend.
#25 needs to lose his virginity.
#26 | Comment by kiko — June 15, 2005 @ 8:26 am
Hey you know that video, the one where it looks like she had major rhythmic hiccups going on?
She looks funny, not hot, even though she’s trying her absolute damndest to look like she has breasts.
OPINION
#27 | Comment by Seriously — June 16, 2005 @ 4:49 am
She’s cute!
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/16/music.shakira.ap/index.html
#28 | Comment by Nerima — June 17, 2005 @ 1:10 pm
Don’t think much to the experimental bellydancing, though it was still recognisable as bellydancing. Seriously, (yes you!) the hiccupy things are imaginatively known as chest lifts and do work much better if you actually have tits.
And it looks like oil to me, maybe she is drawing attention to the plight of oil-drenched seabirds or something.
#29 | Comment by Thalia — June 21, 2005 @ 7:26 am