I’ve turned off the mandatory registration thing for the comments. So you should be able to leave comments even if you’re not registered. Only had it turned on to deter comment spambots. Not that i ever actually encountered any but you can never be too careful. And if i do start to get spammed, i can always add on one of those nifty spam eating WordPress plugins. My old Greymatter archives (before i converted them over to WP) used to get bombarded with stupid online casino and penis enlargement spam. But nowadays i usually just get trackback spam like maybe 2 or 3 times a month. Not too bad. Though i wonder if i’ve actually been targeted for regular comment spam in these past few months. Can’t tell because i had the ‘register to comment’ thing on.
Anyhow you can still register for an account here if you prefer not having to manually fill in all your details everytime you want to leave comment, if you want. There’s currently well over 365 registered members on this site right. And probably hundreds, maybe even thousands of regular lurkers.
Yeah, you all should say hi and then say something about yourself. It’ll be like an AA meeting or something.
First!
Yeah! I’m the first comment on this, um…boring administrative post.
#1 | Comment by Nerima — July 7, 2005 @ 5:07 am
you forgot to say something about yourself.
for example:
3 days ago, i masturbated to jessica alba’s nipple*
*(this may or may not have really happened)
#2 | Comment by Justin — July 7, 2005 @ 5:11 am
About me: I am frugal: Due to lack of decent internet connection, two days ago I purchased two pc games, (Hitman and BloodRayne) and a DVD (Dark City) for under $20 total. It was pretty sweet.
#3 | Comment by Observant — July 7, 2005 @ 5:16 am
I got my penis enlarged at an online casino. It would never have happened if I hadn’t seen one of those ads.
#4 | Comment by Alias — July 7, 2005 @ 5:28 am
I weigh 283.0 pounds. My doctor wants me to be 220. I am 6’2″. So I am fat.
#5 | Comment by Nerima — July 7, 2005 @ 5:49 am
please buy penis enlargement pills they really work!
#6 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — July 7, 2005 @ 6:17 am
i did what #2 said :p
#7 | Comment by lswalker — July 7, 2005 @ 8:04 am
Justin is my friend.
#8 | Comment by dex — July 7, 2005 @ 9:21 am
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#9 | Comment by Golden Palace — July 7, 2005 @ 9:22 am
#2 wasn’t kidding.
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#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 7, 2005 @ 10:09 am
What is a Spambot?
Is it like those chicks with guns on their hooters like in that Austin Powers flick?
#11 | Comment by Crackpot Live — July 7, 2005 @ 10:23 am
A Spambot is a more annoying “bot” than Jessica Chobot, even.
#12 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — July 7, 2005 @ 10:53 am
Elizabeth Hurley was hotter than Heather whomever in Austin Powers. Replacing her was a sin.
#13 | Comment by tomcruise — July 7, 2005 @ 10:57 am
Heather Graham is way hotter than Elizabeth Hurley!
#14 | Comment by krazyashli — July 7, 2005 @ 11:12 am
You’re both Wrong!
Beyonce is hotter than any white chick, It says so in the Bible.
#15 | Comment by Crackpot Live — July 7, 2005 @ 11:21 am
wtf! only one real lurker?? (krazyashli)
where are the rest of you??
how is it that i have hundreds of registered members (not to mention thousands of lurkers) and yet only the same 10 or so people posting comments everyday?!
come out and play you guys! just for this one post! then you can go back into hiding or masturbating to jessica albas nipple like i did*
*(this might or might not have actually occurred)
#16 | Comment by Justin — July 7, 2005 @ 12:20 pm
I haven’t posted for a while so I don’t know if I should consider myself a lurker or not.
Since I already masturbated to Alba today I might as well do it on Jessica Simpson’s areola. *
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/dawerd/TO%20POST/6d3_jessica_simpson_mmm.jpg
*(this will or did in fact actually occurred)
#17 | Comment by Jamdez — July 7, 2005 @ 12:30 pm
I don’t lurk. I observe.
Where’s Chobot’s tits?
oh, and Golden Palace online poker blah blah and all that.
#18 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — July 7, 2005 @ 12:36 pm
fkffffffjfff
#19 | Comment by dab5ph — July 7, 2005 @ 1:18 pm
“hi” and “something about yourself.”
–Umm…I make bad, stupid jokes [see above.]
–I am currently hungry.
–Justin and I argued recently about Titanic. The movie sucks, horribly.
YEAH, I SAID IT!
#20 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — July 7, 2005 @ 1:20 pm
I am smash. None of you probably have ever even heard of me. 😀
#21 | Comment by smash — July 7, 2005 @ 6:06 pm
Who is smash?
#22 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 7, 2005 @ 6:52 pm
My name is Alias and I’m an alcoholic.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, pornography, and painting. I am a virgin until the day we have sex. Please write me, please.
#23 | Comment by Alias — July 7, 2005 @ 7:05 pm
24!
My balls smell like a wet cat.
Jessica Autobot smells like a wet cat.
I don’t have a psp.
That is all.
#24 | Comment by WishyWashy — July 7, 2005 @ 8:28 pm
Angelbaby,
I’m 18 😀
#25 | Comment by smash — July 7, 2005 @ 8:59 pm
This comment space for rent.
#26 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 7, 2005 @ 9:44 pm
I may be a full fleged adult, but have the perversion of a 13 year old boy. More page six girls!!
I am still angry about the whole fake thatsjustnotright webpage.
#27 | Comment by parlayplyr — July 7, 2005 @ 10:07 pm
I was here.
#28 | Comment by Scenegasm — July 7, 2005 @ 11:24 pm
All this talk about penis enlargement and google ads are still about blogging.
#29 | Comment by nxvxn — July 8, 2005 @ 12:23 am
My name is al k holik, and I am what I am.
I like toenail clipping art, bugging minor celebrities to come to my parties, and playing Pac-Man.
The other day, I masturbated to the idea of masturbating to a picture of Jessica Alba’s nipple. Now, I will think of that day, and masturbate once again, and so on.
#30 | Comment by al k holik — July 8, 2005 @ 12:57 am
3 sexy asians
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1120726445
Feel free to talk shit for double post.
#31 | Comment by nxvxn — July 8, 2005 @ 1:00 am
i hate asians
#32 | Comment by Justin — July 8, 2005 @ 2:32 am
I hate mexicans
#33 | Comment by smash — July 8, 2005 @ 3:27 am
There’s none more worthless than a mexican.
#34 | Comment by steampunk — July 8, 2005 @ 3:35 am
jack in the box is the best fast food on earth
#35 | Comment by rob — July 8, 2005 @ 4:25 am
In & Out is the best fast food on earth. Too bad they’re only in Cayifoyna.
#36 | Comment by nxvxn — July 8, 2005 @ 5:15 am
I am in Manila
#37 | Comment by grip — July 8, 2005 @ 8:53 am
Hi, I am Regped… Wow, you all looked Fucked up!
#38 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — July 8, 2005 @ 12:35 pm
I’ve been a lurker for at least a couple years. This is my first comment. Probably my last. Just wanted you to know that I’m out there. I love you.
#39 | Comment by Tyler — July 8, 2005 @ 12:48 pm
Tyler – why don’t you comment?
#40 | Comment by smash — July 8, 2005 @ 6:04 pm
i mite b a pervert, but i aint no paedophile
oh btw: i’m from RSA
#41 | Comment by Goigen — July 8, 2005 @ 8:44 pm
I talk like Liz Hurley when I am being posh.
#42 | Comment by Thalia — July 8, 2005 @ 11:40 pm
Long time lurker. Was really excited to find the new board. For some reason it wouldn’t work when I tried registering so I gave up. I had really wanted to make some comment about spanking my monkey to the idea of angelbaby and the girl from harry potter I think it was about 2 months ago ( I cant find the comment or the thread now. But I’m a lazy quitter so I’m only posting now.
Now I’ll have to make some disgusting comment about spanking my monkey to the thought of the two guys that were masturbating to pics of Alba’s nipple.
#43 | Comment by SpankMonkey — July 9, 2005 @ 11:59 pm
spankmonkey, sent you an e-mail. lemme know if you got it!
#44 | Comment by Justin — July 10, 2005 @ 12:27 am
is it just me or are the comments broken?
is anybody else getting a blank screen after submitting a comment? i am.
maybe it’s just me. but if it’s not, let me know and i’ll try to fix it for everybody else (and myself)
#45 | Comment by Justin — September 4, 2005 @ 1:38 am
well shit. it’s not doing it anymore. i guess i fixed it (had to reinstall the SK2 plugin)
and now, back to your regularly scheduled program.
#46 | Comment by Justin — September 4, 2005 @ 1:40 am
I’ve never gotten the “spam filter” notice when commenting before. So far today I’ve gotten it twice. Maybe it has run amuck…
#47 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 4, 2005 @ 1:40 am
hm… apparently so. it’s catching legitimate comments. something is not right. i shall get to the bottom of this.
#48 | Comment by Justin — September 4, 2005 @ 1:42 am
The spam filter has achieved consciousness and will view all humans as a threat, not just those on the other side. It will decide our fate in a microsecond…extermination.
Judgement Day is here!
😮
#49 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 4, 2005 @ 1:47 am