Avril Lavigne

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This picture makes me want to kick Avril Lavigne in the vagina.

For no other reason than me just wanting to kick a girl in the vagina.

I got kneed in the balls once. By a girl. In grade school. It hurt like a motherbitch.

One day, i will have my revenge on that girl.

41 thoughts on “Avril Lavigne”

  1. I remember when Avril was hot without getting kicked in the vagina.

    #1 | Comment by jackdaniels — August 10, 2005 @ 12:09 pm

  2. I would much rather lick her in the vagina. But that’s just me.

    #2 | Comment by embus — August 10, 2005 @ 12:27 pm

  3. avril really is quite ugly

    #3 | Comment by drtran — August 10, 2005 @ 12:49 pm

  4. No, Avril is teh hot sex. I too would like her juicy vagina

    #4 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — August 10, 2005 @ 12:50 pm

  5. Jessica Alba > gray stuff growing on my shower curtain > Avril Lavigne

    #5 | Comment by stank — August 10, 2005 @ 1:37 pm

  6. Justin just please post the hi-res pics of Jessica Alba frolocking on the beach like the rest of the internet. Avril’s soul is forever going to belong to that hot dude from Sum 41 so its time to move on and enjoy women with curves and darker skin.

    #6 | Comment by Mixhail — August 10, 2005 @ 2:25 pm

  7. already did

    #7 | Comment by Justin — August 10, 2005 @ 2:31 pm

  8. normally avril’s got it goin on (i don’t care who she’s with) – but that pose, not working for her.

    #8 | Comment by fujiko — August 10, 2005 @ 2:48 pm

  9. She looks like a drenched albino rat screaming for cheese in that picture.

    #9 | Comment by gulliver — August 10, 2005 @ 5:53 pm

  10. I’d kick it.

    #10 | Comment by JVC — August 10, 2005 @ 6:24 pm

  11. i do not think the carpet matches the drapes at all

    #11 | Comment by Justin — August 10, 2005 @ 7:32 pm

  12. I got kneed in the balls in 3rd Grade by Cheryl Sacra. When I staggered to my feet, I kicked her in her vagina. I almost got suspended for that. The argument the teacher made was ‘you DON’T hit women down there’. And I said back ‘you don’t hit GUYS down there. We HAVE stuff down there to hit, they don’t’.

    Interestingly, Cheryl was the first girl to ever stick gum in my hair, the first girl I ‘dated’, the first girl I kissed, the first girl I french kissed, the first girl I got a hickey from, the first I gave a hickey to. Yep fun times.

    #12 | Comment by smash — August 10, 2005 @ 8:18 pm

  13. as though one needed a reason to kick the faux-punk princess in the vagina…

    #13 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 10, 2005 @ 9:43 pm

  14. Why does Justin have to make things so complicated?

    #14 | Comment by dex — August 10, 2005 @ 10:55 pm

  15. so Avril is blond and wears pink. let that sum41 dude impregnate her and we have a britney #2. I’d “kick her vagina” tho.

    #15 | Comment by shade.71 — August 10, 2005 @ 11:17 pm

  16. #11 So, you have pictures of Avril’s ‘downstairs hair’?

    #16 | Comment by JVC — August 10, 2005 @ 11:31 pm

  17. What happened to you also happened to me in grade school. Some day I will find my attacker and have my way with her…………

    #17 | Comment by Mr_SaMSa — August 11, 2005 @ 1:00 am

  18. kick it or lick it?

    i’ll have to think about that one.

    #18 | Comment by starryfever — August 11, 2005 @ 1:05 am

  19. ^

    lick it

    #19 | Comment by turtle — August 11, 2005 @ 1:52 am

  20. Some dude named “Whibley” may have inserted his body parts into that there vergina and in my book that makes it only good for being kicked in from now on.

    #20 | Comment by Skeezer — August 11, 2005 @ 4:11 am

  21. For some reason I always wanted to kick a girl between the legs but never got the nerve to do it when I was kid.

    Btw, thanks for HQ Alba pics #7.

    #21 | Comment by kiko — August 11, 2005 @ 5:22 am

  22. ditto what #21 said about the Alba pics.

    Jessica’s bare bottom > chocolate

    #22 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 11, 2005 @ 5:29 am

  23. Amen to that.

    How about Jessica’s bare bottom covered in chocolate?

    #23 | Comment by kiko — August 11, 2005 @ 5:41 am

  24. Is she getting thinner? In the first pic she reminds me of Paris Hilton (spit) and in the second her boobage looks almost gone.

    #24 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 11, 2005 @ 5:49 am

  25. NEVER EVER COMPARE THAT DIRTY SKANK TO THE LOVELY JESSICA ALBA!

    She looks hot in those pics. Don’t let yourself be brainwashed by Alba haters.

    #25 | Comment by kiko — August 11, 2005 @ 6:03 am

  26. jessica alba….. face melt!

    #26 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 6:07 am

  27. Because she’s HOT!

    #27 | Comment by kiko — August 11, 2005 @ 6:20 am

  28. Avril is so annoying (saw part of her Diary on MTV a couple years back and…good GOD) and not pretty enough to make up for it, so I’d have to say, if given a chance to choose, I’d have to opt for “Kick It.”

    #28 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — August 11, 2005 @ 7:47 am

  29. After posting, I looked at the pic above again and, oh yes, I’d definitely like to punt her right in the beef curtains.

    #29 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — August 11, 2005 @ 7:48 am

  30. I was going to say that I can think of better things to put in my vagina than my fucking foot. But then after considering it’s had that Sum 41 guys pee-pee inside of her… I think I’ll use a Reebok if I ever get a chance to fuck her. It makes a lousy condom but can you imagine the look on her face?

    #30 | Comment by SpankMonkey — August 11, 2005 @ 8:40 am

  31. I should have said put in “her” vagina. Not my vagina. It’s not really mine, although I’m sure it could be if I was just like “get over here and give me that vagina, biotch”.

    #31 | Comment by SpankMonkey — August 11, 2005 @ 8:41 am

  32. SpankMonkey has a vagina and a penis = hermaphrodite.

    #32 | Comment by jackdaniels — August 11, 2005 @ 9:28 am

  33. That would be awesome. I wouldn’t have to spank my monkey any more. I could just go fuck myself.

    Fuck, I just disturbed myself. I think I’m gonna go get therapy just for having that thought.

    #33 | Comment by SpankMonkey — August 11, 2005 @ 10:57 am

  34. an anagram of avril lavigne is vaginal liver

    #34 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 7:38 pm

  35. i heard tommy lee gave pam hepatitis in her vaginal liver

    #35 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 11, 2005 @ 9:27 pm

  36. I wish she hadn’t dyed her hair blonde.

    #36 | Comment by rosco — August 11, 2005 @ 9:35 pm

  37. Yeah, her hair sucks now. But I’d still throw one into her. As often as possible.

    #37 | Comment by Jenesis — August 14, 2005 @ 2:23 pm

  38. I have the same shoes as Avril does.

    #38 | Comment by Seriously — August 16, 2005 @ 3:15 am

  39. She looks fabulous.

    #39 | Comment by katie — September 1, 2005 @ 5:09 am

  40. Avril getting kicked in the crotch ->

    Ouch

    #40 | Comment by Stan — September 20, 2005 @ 12:18 am

  41. Avril = teh hottness! But she’s better with her natural hair color. Oh and the pics from her Maxim photo shoot are AWESOME!

    #41 | Comment by Dex_Luther — October 1, 2005 @ 4:36 pm

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