Lindsay Lohan

Ah Lindsay. Unfortunate as it may be that you are but a shadow of your former self. Tis a shame really.

Allow me to take you back in time. Back in the days of yore (2004 AD), whence nary was there a comment that didst not take into account these hotly debated topics of discussion:

Boobs: real or fake?

Was she the one in Parent Trap?

Multiple links to nipple slip pictures.

Countdown to 18th birthday.

Would/would not hit debate.

Comparisons to other teen queens (Olsen Twins et al.)

Reference to fight with Hilary Duff.

Reference to freckles.

Redhead reference.

Ah yes. It was the best of times. Indeed.

26 thoughts on “Lindsay Lohan”

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#1 | Comment by Omaha Joe — August 13, 2005 @ 10:13 pm

That close up of her with her mouth open made me kinda sick.

#2 | Comment by Jim Boobies — August 13, 2005 @ 10:17 pm

Call me crazy, but she looks like a leper.
Those freckles were all well and good when she had red hair, cuz it was understandable. But now she has that nice shade of “peroxide-white” which looks horrible.

As Justin would say, she makes my penis sad. But then again, I’d hit it. Just with the memory of what she looked like before…in Parent Trap…boo-yah!

#3 | Comment by Theinfamous — August 13, 2005 @ 10:51 pm

I refuse to believe that she looks like that. The pics above are of a third-rate lookalike.

#4 | Comment by kiko — August 13, 2005 @ 11:08 pm

now she’s just “meh” as opposed to the former of: “ooo, i’d hit that shit!”

#5 | Comment by fujiko — August 13, 2005 @ 11:21 pm

she is not easy to look at without makeup and that makes me 🙁

#6 | Comment by Ryan — August 13, 2005 @ 11:22 pm

Fuckin eh, wasn’t that thing in the first Batman movie?

#7 | Comment by bligityblah — August 13, 2005 @ 11:25 pm

Every time I see new pics of her, I die a little inside.

I miss Old Lindsay

#8 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — August 13, 2005 @ 11:54 pm

http://www.teentoday.co.uk/gossip/gossipstory454.shtml

i dont know how true it is, but it sounds happy =)

#9 | Comment by Evestay — August 14, 2005 @ 12:31 am

She doesn’t need a trainer. She needs to super size her meal and hope that the fat go straight to her boobies and a some of it to her ass.

#10 | Comment by kiko — August 14, 2005 @ 12:42 am

ugh…not hot.

at all.

#11 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 14, 2005 @ 1:32 am

Your avatar look like blonde Lohan.

#12 | Comment by kiko — August 14, 2005 @ 1:48 am

she makes MY penis sad.

#13 | Comment by Suzi — August 14, 2005 @ 2:19 am

^ makes my penis happy

oops. i said out loud what i was thinking again. i have to stop doing that. damn it.

#14 | Comment by Ryan — August 14, 2005 @ 5:44 am

She’s looking more and more like a young Courtney Love. That’s what heroin will do to you. She went from top ten girls I’d sell my left nut to be with to “Dear god, throw it back!”

#15 | Comment by Mel — August 14, 2005 @ 6:55 am

My pee-pee run away.

#16 | Comment by ninbw — August 14, 2005 @ 11:34 am

#9 – Interesting to note that the article you linked mentions that her trainer is named “Justin” and that she is quoted as saying she “wants her boobs back”…

Coincidence? I think not!

#17 | Comment by fubarvet — August 14, 2005 @ 11:35 am