So i was over at Junk Feud the other day and LO AND BEHOLD what do i see? A blogad featuring a name from the past.
Now before i go on. Tell me. Has anybody heard of Jamie Leigh? Anybody? Those of you who were around last year might. But probably not in the way the rest of you are thinking of. “Is she supposed to be famous or something?” Well if by famous you mean someone’s own self inflated illusions of grandeur, then i GUESS so.
See Jamie used to come around here and leave comments plugging her own site. Except she used to do it while posing as other people. She’d go around posing as one of her own ‘fans’, posting countless pictures of herself and links to her website in the comments. I’ve since removed the majority of the comments she left but there are still a couple floating around in the archives. It didn’t take long to find out that she was a well know serial comment spammer. Much like a spambot. Except she went around and did it all herself. Sometimes even posting up super long essays and crap.
It’s been pretty well documented.
Anyhow, as i was saying, this illusion of grandeur of hers. So she makes herself out to be some kind of internet superstar on her site. Some kind of Madonna of the internet or something. That she has fans from all over the place. Heck, right now, she even has this ‘GLOBAL NET EXLCUSIVE’ sit down interview thing on her site. Global my ASS. As if everybody around the world was actually looking forward to that thing. I was over there the other day and i just couldn’t beleive the CRAP i was seeing. It’s gotten even worse than it was a year ago.
I even Googled her name again to see if there was even one iota of truth to her so called superstar status. I didn’t even see ONE well known internet site linking to her. There weren’t any back then and there aren’t any right now. I mean, if she really was famous and all, she’d have to be linked on at least ONE big internet site no? And what’s with all that “THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE” crap? As if there’s actually even any unofficial ones out there. HAH.
Going further into her website, i stumble across a link to all her fanmail she’s posted. Now i don’t know about you but those have got to be the most made up sounding fanmail i’ve ever read. Either that or those are just the most stupidest people ever. I mean, they’ve got to be if they’re actually buying into all her crap. Either that or they’re just being nice. I’d go so far as to say that she probably made up some of those e-mails herself. Because keep in mind, this was all on a site owned by somebody who’s known for pretending to be her own so called fans and spamming other people’s blogs with plugs to her own site.
So we have the made up fans, all that comment spamming, the self indulgent GLOBAL NET EXCLUSIVE video (i watched like 2 minutes of that crap and couldn’t bear to keep watch any longer), her incredibly pretentious horn tooting ‘world’ of a website she’s created, but the kicker of it all… has GOT to be the PRESS RELEASES she puts out, presumably by herself about herself. Just to make it SEEM like she is famous and in the press Oh boy. It was so funny that i even chuckled. And it takes A LOT to make laugh, much less even chuckle.
Man, i’m just itching to include a hyperlink to her website just so she can get a referral and come back here.
UPDATE:
Just got this message from Anri.
that post just brought up hilarious memories.
like last year, when i wrote for hugeinternetsuperstars (jasonrivera.com) i asked jamie for an interview to see how egotistically she would respond.
the result was hilarious. she replied to the email about 6 times, along with several voicemails.
i could only find 2 of the voicemails, but they’re so funny. she rambles on about her dog for no reason. i love it.
http://rapidshare.de/files/4048757/jamieleigh.wav.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4048842/jamieleighdotnet2.wav.html
WOW. I remember hearing one of these voicemails when it got posted in the comments last year but i never knew that there were several. Hahaha. I can just imagine it. Hilarious.
dood, her site is sooo much better than yours
#1 | Comment by ShoeStringBudget — August 16, 2005 @ 5:52 pm
Holy Crap…her site is awesome! How much did she have to pay that interviewer? Maybe she should have spent more on a lighting analyst so half her ugly face isn’t dark.
#2 | Comment by Adam — August 16, 2005 @ 7:02 pm
She’s 24??!? Yeah, right. More like 34.
That is one frighteningly amazing site.
#3 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 16, 2005 @ 8:36 pm
Who the fuck is Jamie Leigh?
Seriously…someone tell me, cause I never heard of the bitch.
#4 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 16, 2005 @ 9:21 pm
Wow, that was just horrid. I couldnt even get through the first part of the video. Human condition? Man, that site is worse than eating a burrito from the wrong end.
#5 | Comment by JusticeGuy — August 16, 2005 @ 9:33 pm
Time for a Justin’s Army Attack of The Reload Every. (If you don’t get this it’s probably better anyway)…
#6 | Comment by Fabian — August 16, 2005 @ 9:36 pm
I like when she picks her nose in the Outakes [sic].
What an utterly witless waste of cellulite she is. What a waste of electricity this was.
#7 | Comment by stank — August 16, 2005 @ 11:25 pm
I still think “she” is a “he”.
#8 | Comment by bligityblah — August 16, 2005 @ 11:52 pm
BTW it is delusions of grandeur, not illusion.
WOOT! 5 more cents of my $100K college education accounted for!
#9 | Comment by V Chip — August 17, 2005 @ 12:31 am
Anyone that makes it that hard to see the comments they make is clearly uninterested in me reading them, talk about being all hat and no cattle. I bet she couldn’t even get Mandy Amano Go Time* in the back of a Thai whorehouse
*Do you really need Go Time Explained????
Justin rules!!!!*
*My lips planted firmly on Justin’s A
#10 | Comment by Skeezer — August 17, 2005 @ 12:33 am
illusion works too. same difference really.
and skeezer continues to make absolutely no sense whatsoever again. but keep plugging at it buddy!
and by plugging, i mean kissing my ass.
#11 | Comment by Justin — August 17, 2005 @ 12:40 am
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Not her again.
#12 | Comment by radish01001 — August 17, 2005 @ 12:52 am
Justin > Pics of JL’s Boobs
#13 | Comment by adrock_420 — August 17, 2005 @ 12:55 am
Hey Bro I haven’t been making sense for 26 years I sure as damn hell won’t start now and you can’t make me.
P.S. Justin’s boobs > #10 comment*
*Still plugging
#14 | Comment by Skeezer — August 17, 2005 @ 1:51 am
This is totally off topic but……..
Twice in one day
*double swoon*
#15 | Comment by Skeezer — August 17, 2005 @ 2:02 am
She’s still a fatty.
#16 | Comment by Nick — August 17, 2005 @ 2:46 am
Did the webmaster of this piece of crap actually change the cursor when you mouseover a link, to the up/down adjustor arrow?
Oh, and, WTF?
#17 | Comment by Erik — August 17, 2005 @ 4:24 am
its the female me!
#18 | Comment by michler — August 17, 2005 @ 4:26 am
Make sure you have your speakers up when you visit the site, lest you miss out on the best part.
I know I, personally, love love LOVE hearing elevator music while cruising around the internets.
#19 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — August 17, 2005 @ 4:37 am
Is Jamie related to: this chick
#20 | Comment by kiko — August 17, 2005 @ 5:32 am
I think Justins been lying a very brief google search turns up just what she’s famous for. NSFW
#21 | Comment by Skeezer — August 17, 2005 @ 5:44 am
“…those are just the most stupidest people ever.”
Most stupidest.
Irony?
#22 | Comment by scoutface — August 17, 2005 @ 6:49 am
two in the same #20
#23 | Comment by turtle — August 17, 2005 @ 8:27 am
buddy, this entire site is irony!
#24 | Comment by Justin — August 17, 2005 @ 9:12 am
oh and if nobody’s noticed, i just added an update to the post.
please check it out!
#25 | Comment by Justin — August 17, 2005 @ 9:48 am
Wow, she is teh suck. I’m not even gonna watch the video.
Chobot > this shit.
#26 | Comment by shirizaki — August 17, 2005 @ 10:15 am
Even funnier than the video interview she posted on the site is the news that she’ll be hosting a “very intimate night” at the Lotus Club in NYC. She makes it sound like you’re going to hang out with some superstar rather than an internet NOBODY.
#27 | Comment by Ricochet — August 17, 2005 @ 11:18 am
This is probably the most self-referential, narcissistic person I’ve ever seen, and I have a brother who thinks he’s Jesus. Her website is so schmaltzy it’s painful (her “fans” being curiously just as schmaltzy); it reads like a vapid beauty pageant speech: “I’d like to save the world and bring peace to all the trees and animals.” Give me a break. This person can’t be for real.
#28 | Comment by d00d — August 17, 2005 @ 11:22 am
….and she still uses hotmail.
WHO TEH HELL USES HOTMAIL?
Everyone’s got Gmail, or has their own. Me > Her. I just went through that “gallery”, and she is worse than chobot. I mean, there is something wrong in her head. And I know she’s reading this right now: it’s on bitch. I will kick your ass for bringing humanity down 24 pegs; one peg for every year you were allowed to breathe. I have more creative talent in my left nut than she will ever have.
Mmmm….I smell hotpockets….
#29 | Comment by shirizaki — August 18, 2005 @ 4:44 am
Oh jesus. Gag me with a fucking spoon.
I remember the first time you directed me to her site.
It was like I was on six hits of doublestack LSD on the Small World ride at Disneyland.
She is nothing short of a whackjob nutcase.
#30 | Comment by embus — August 18, 2005 @ 12:53 pm
For those of you who couldn’t finish watching it, I did. It’s the story of a young lady who cyberstalks a guy in paris. When he doesn’t return her affections she flys to paris and meets up with him. He rejects her again and she goes to her hotel and thinks about suicide. Then she goes back to america and makes a video saying how she still loves the guy.
#31 | Comment by Cobalt Blue — August 21, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
I was just reading through posts. I must say this is the funniest one I have come upon. This girl is a total fraud! Just some bored girl with a webcam who is obsessed with herself. It’s so sad.
#32 | Comment by Kimmy — September 1, 2005 @ 3:42 am