Eva Longoria

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I must confess. I’ve never actually seen a single episode of Desperate Housewives before.

So i really have no idea what the appeal of Eva Longoria is. Aside from how she looks that is.

33 thoughts on “Eva Longoria”

  1. Believe me you don’t need to see the show to understand her appeal although I will say it helps that her charachter was having an affair with the teenager that mows her lawn. Seriously though she doesn’t need to speak as a matter of fact it’s probably better she doesn’t if you know what I mean*

    Silent Butt Sex

    #1 | Comment by Skeezer — August 17, 2005 @ 2:12 am

  2. I saw the first episode of Desperate Housewives and I hated it.

    But I do love Eva. Excelent post.

    #2 | Comment by dex — August 17, 2005 @ 2:21 am

  3. I concur with the above perverts. She could be a deaf mute as far as I’m concerned…

    #3 | Comment by embus — August 17, 2005 @ 2:47 am

  4. She’s ridiculously hot.

    Maxim photos here

    #4 | Comment by starryfever — August 17, 2005 @ 3:45 am

  5. I wub Desperate Housewives!

    …and it doesn’t hurt that Eva is in skimpy lingerie and tight revealing clothing much of the time.

    #5 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 17, 2005 @ 4:10 am

  6. She’s a little on the thin side for my taste, but God is she still ever so yummy.

    #6 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — August 17, 2005 @ 4:42 am

  7. Hot but not hotter than Alba.

    #7 | Comment by kiko — August 17, 2005 @ 5:10 am

  8. i concur with #7

    #8 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 17, 2005 @ 5:13 am

  9. That’s not Eva. She’s got no titties.

    #9 | Comment by Chobot — August 17, 2005 @ 7:50 am

  10. She has a tattoo above her crack, that means she’s a slut. :O

    #10 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 17, 2005 @ 8:53 am

  11. i agree #5

    never noticed she had so many tattoos (counted at least three). YUCK!!

    #11 | Comment by turtle — August 17, 2005 @ 8:54 am

  12. I concur #7 & #8.

    Looks like Eva has a birthmark near her buttcrack! I guess its kinda like that mole near the mouth supermodel look…

    #12 | Comment by fubarvet — August 17, 2005 @ 10:09 am

  13. You know… I was thinking about my last comment, and I would like to withdraw it.

    I would actually prefer if she was a deaf mute.

    #13 | Comment by embus — August 17, 2005 @ 10:28 am

  14. I really don’t like her, she reminds me of a Long Island Guido-ette skank whore.

    #14 | Comment by Omaha Joe — August 17, 2005 @ 11:18 am

  15. She looks like my mom.

    #15 | Comment by dex — August 17, 2005 @ 12:26 pm

  16. Lucky you?

    #16 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — August 17, 2005 @ 12:33 pm

  17. do you spank to your mom? your friends do

    #17 | Comment by spicoli — August 17, 2005 @ 12:39 pm

  18. I agree with #6, she’s a li’l bit skinny. Also, these are the first pics I’ve seen of her without makeup; nosir, I don’t like it. Guess she’s just one of those ladiez that needs a bit (or a lot) of makeup to look good (not talking about the bod, obviously).

    I was enjoying the pics until her hands in this one kinda freaked me out. But then the ass in three pictures made up for it.

    Oh, and Best Wedgie ever. (Well, maybe not ever, but still pretty schweet.)

    The crappy tattoos do cost her a few points – but just barely enough to mention.

    #18 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 17, 2005 @ 12:47 pm

  19. MAN HANDS

    #19 | Comment by Walker Texas Ranger — August 17, 2005 @ 1:36 pm

  20. never seen an episode either, terri hatcher still my fave tho

    #20 | Comment by Goigen — August 17, 2005 @ 1:47 pm

  21. I’m going to have sex with Dex’s deaf mute mom.

    #21 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 17, 2005 @ 3:38 pm

  22. she’s hotter coz she eats fried chicken… out on the street… so her husband cant get it… evil ^_^

    #22 | Comment by rushie — August 17, 2005 @ 4:21 pm

  23. good lord she is smoking. ahhh Justin back to his fine work.

    how the hell do I go to this kind of paperazzti school?

    #23 | Comment by parlayplyr — August 17, 2005 @ 11:29 pm

  24. She also likes talking about her vibrators. I love a woman who can openly talk about how she pleases herself.

    #24 | Comment by db — August 18, 2005 @ 12:11 am

  25. never seen housewives either but Eva is cuuuuuute. I hate that word but it fits her perfectly.

    She’s hot, a fun interview and as #24 said, likes to talk about vibrators.

    #25 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 18, 2005 @ 1:26 am

  26. normally I would think she is too skinny but it’s scale. She’s only like 5 foot, so when you see her among tall people she is proportionally tiny.

    #26 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 18, 2005 @ 1:29 am

  27. good lord #24, I’ve been waxing rhapsodic about the joys of my rabbit loooong before little miss housewife.

    a bunny is a girl’s best friend… 🙂

    #27 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 18, 2005 @ 4:14 am

  28. You are a girl? Since when? I always thought you were a dude pretending to be a chick. :O

    #28 | Comment by kiko — August 18, 2005 @ 6:30 am

  29. clever lies spread by those who wish to keep me for themselves…

    ^_^

    #29 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 18, 2005 @ 7:48 am

  30. angelbabys butt is mine

    #30 | Comment by Justin — August 18, 2005 @ 10:27 am

  31. After I tap it.*

    *this only apply if AngelBaby is actually a girl.

    #31 | Comment by kiko — August 18, 2005 @ 11:01 am

  32. stop lying, you’d hit it even after you find out angelbaby is an angeldude.

    #32 | Comment by smash — August 18, 2005 @ 5:40 pm

  33. If the room is dark enough, “her” ass is shaved and “she” keeps her mouth shut…maybe. 😮

    #33 | Comment by kiko — August 19, 2005 @ 5:51 am

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