Be More You Launch Party

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Be More You: An organization dedicated to gathering, all in one place, the most bonerific Latina celebrities.

My hit list (for the ones that matter):

[X] Eva Mendes
[X] Eva Longoria
[ ] Jessica Alba

42 thoughts on “Be More You Launch Party”

  1. alba > longoria > mendes > justin

    1st.

    #1 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 18, 2005 @ 11:28 am

  2. WRONG

    mendes > longoria > justin > alba

    #2 | Comment by Justin — August 18, 2005 @ 11:32 am

  3. I think Justin should be hit for his anti-Alba leanings.*

    * This does not mean buttsex

    #3 | Comment by al k holik — August 18, 2005 @ 11:34 am

  4. it’s GO TIME?

    #4 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 18, 2005 @ 11:37 am

  5. I didn’t mean to infer that I would be the one hitting Justin. He is entitled to his opinions, and most of them I agree with. Not this one or the Titanic, but most of them. But it’s his website, so be it.

    Anyway, I take my comment back. Maybe some buttsex would make Justin appreciate the pleasures of Alba a bit more.

    #5 | Comment by al k holik — August 18, 2005 @ 11:44 am

  6. mmmmm….2 out of 3 are on the “i’d hit that” list.

    #6 | Comment by fujiko — August 18, 2005 @ 11:47 am

  7. alba>>mendes>longoria>>>>>>>>>>>justin

    #7 | Comment by kiko — August 18, 2005 @ 11:50 am

  8. My bad.

    #8 | Comment by kiko — August 18, 2005 @ 11:53 am

  9. Sorry!

    #9 | Comment by kiko — August 18, 2005 @ 11:55 am

  10. HA HA HA the one who complains about people stretching the sidebar, stretches the sidebar himself. you fucking faggot.

    #10 | Comment by Justin — August 18, 2005 @ 12:00 pm

  11. But I fixed it. You should be the one fixing that shit. Fucking malaysian.

    #11 | Comment by kiko — August 18, 2005 @ 12:26 pm

  12. Kiko fails.

    Be More Justin (read: gay).

    #12 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 18, 2005 @ 12:40 pm

  13. the fix is for you to get a mac and use firefox!

    #13 | Comment by Justin — August 18, 2005 @ 12:40 pm

  14. Alba. So hot right now. Alba.

    #14 | Comment by Wonderyak — August 18, 2005 @ 1:26 pm

  15. If you ate all that tex-mex pussy, would you get the runs?

    #15 | Comment by velocity girl — August 18, 2005 @ 1:27 pm

  16. #7 = 1st choice
    #1 = 2nd choice
    #2 = left blank

    #16 | Comment by fubarvet — August 18, 2005 @ 1:33 pm

  17. I’m gonna have to go with Angelbaby on this, How can you want to bang Mendes and Longoria and not touch alba? she’s hotter and smarter than the other two.

    #17 | Comment by skarekrow — August 18, 2005 @ 1:38 pm

  18. #1 is correct.

    #18 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — August 18, 2005 @ 2:02 pm

  19. i was going to ask where i could donate money to such a worthy organization that has the means to gather my most wankable latinas in one convenient picture that Justin can post for me, but then visited their website and realized that they are a deadly emo-estrogen cult.

    scientology > estrogen cult

    and
    alba > cruz > hayek > mendes > longoria > shakira

    #19 | Comment by Big Ben — August 18, 2005 @ 2:05 pm

  20. nuff said.

    #20 | Comment by alba>justin — August 18, 2005 @ 2:57 pm

  21. These pics are so fuckin beautiful… i really do want to shed a tear.

    Someone hold me…

    *goes back and watches the Sin City dvd for the 3rd time*

    #21 | Comment by Mixhail — August 18, 2005 @ 3:27 pm

  22. why does Alba have skid marks on her nose in these pics?

    Because …

    #22 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 18, 2005 @ 4:35 pm

  23. All three at the same time. Orgy time!

    #23 | Comment by J-Mah — August 18, 2005 @ 4:48 pm

  24. And add in Justin too. :O

    #24 | Comment by J-Mah — August 18, 2005 @ 4:49 pm

  25. Jessica Alba looks so hot in the Fantastic Four poster, and her zipper to her… suit, or whatever was down, but in the movie not once did she pull her zipper down from her neck!

    Shame.

    #25 | Comment by Bronson — August 18, 2005 @ 5:33 pm

  26. #22, that’s because i smashed her face into a barbeque grill for being so fucking ugly.

    i think i made an improvement.

    #26 | Comment by Justin — August 18, 2005 @ 5:53 pm

  27. Alba no es hotto. Used to be…not anymore. The End.

    P.S. Justin on the other hand…oh my!

    #27 | Comment by Fabian — August 18, 2005 @ 7:35 pm

  28. #25 – Actually, when Ben, Johnny, and Reed are suiting up for the first time near the beginning of the movie (before the space mission), Alba comes out in her suit with the zipper down.

    I feel confident yet sad that I knew that.

    #28 | Comment by Ricochet — August 18, 2005 @ 9:52 pm

  29. Before any of the butt sexing of Justin commences please allow me to remove my firmly planted lips from his firmly planted ASS.

    #29 | Comment by Skeezer — August 18, 2005 @ 11:13 pm

  30. P.S. Go Time* w/Alba,Mendes,Longoria >= My Immortal Soul

    #30 | Comment by Skeezer — August 18, 2005 @ 11:15 pm

  31. Has EvaL always had those red blotches all over her face?

    #31 | Comment by JVC — August 19, 2005 @ 12:52 am

  32. I actually prefer Alba, cause she is half white and oh so sexy.

    #32 | Comment by Omaha Joe — August 19, 2005 @ 4:36 am

  33. #26 Come out of the closet so we can understand why you don’t find Alba (and Chobot) HOT.

    #33 | Comment by kiko — August 19, 2005 @ 5:43 am

  34. Okay… Chobot (Or whatever her real name is) = homely…

    Jessica (Goddess of sex and sexiness) Alba = loverly…

    Eva and Eva = lucky to be included in a picture with her holiness and should just be servicing her many orifices.

    #34 | Comment by Mel — August 19, 2005 @ 7:31 am

  35. Justin is a fag

    #35 | Comment by nick — August 19, 2005 @ 9:03 am

  36. Jessica Alba, how can you not like Jessica Alba or think she is hot?

    If you don’t find Jessica Alba hot you either are:

    Blind

    Gay

    Dead

    All of the above.
    The other two in the picture are doable, but that is only be cause they have the right equipment.

    #36 | Comment by Dairy — August 19, 2005 @ 1:10 pm

  37. Poor Daisy Fuentes. left out again. And she was so damn hot when she was on MTV Español.

    #37 | Comment by El Payo — August 19, 2005 @ 1:25 pm

  38. Blind people can smell how hot jessica Alba is and feel her radiant beauty.

    Even Gay men get wood thinking about what it would be like to be her.

    Why do you think dead men get erections? That’s right… because of Jessica Alba.

    There is no excuse…

    Justin is just an alien species.

    #38 | Comment by Mel — August 19, 2005 @ 2:00 pm

  39. #28 – I missed that bit!

    I feel oh so sad for feeling upset that I missed that bit.

    #39 | Comment by Bronson — August 19, 2005 @ 3:23 pm

  40. i think justin’s hatred of jessica alba stems from that “most people like her so i have to be unique and also vehement in my hatred for her” mentality.

    either that or he just hates chicks named jessica.

    #40 | Comment by scoutface — August 19, 2005 @ 11:11 pm

  41. Greasy faced chicks unite!
    They all look like ass.

    Alba gets no more respect until she either:
    1. begins acting well
    or
    2. gets naked to apologize for her terrible acting.

    #41 | Comment by yawn — August 20, 2005 @ 3:30 am

  42. she looks very pretty in the pics but not hottt she looked rlly hot in thee fantasic 4 pics of her zipper pulled so i can see that chest

    #42 | Comment by arielle — November 10, 2005 @ 12:53 pm

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