From: Vartan M
Date: Sep 14, 2005 11:28 AM
Subject: Michael Vartan strikes backNo I’m not him. That fucker stole my first name and made it into his last name. Sorry for the disappointment. On a side note, what is she 40 now?
I wouldn’t be surprised if she DOES look like that when she’s 40.
More pics here.
First.
I wouldn’t hit it.
I would spackle that hole shut so no man hits it, ever.
#1 | Comment by Nerima — September 14, 2005 @ 1:19 pm
Second.
I’d hit it, with an open palm.
#2 | Comment by stank — September 14, 2005 @ 1:28 pm
What the hell is that? If she looks like that now, imagine what she’ll look like when she’s older and has a lot of facial surgery to “keep her looking young.”
#3 | Comment by Elder Young — September 14, 2005 @ 1:37 pm
no worries! that was just a bad picture ^_^ the rest are better.
still no contest for lohan ’04 though.
#4 | Comment by Justin — September 14, 2005 @ 1:43 pm
C’mon…
At least it’s a step in the right direction. It may be some bad lighting, or bad makeup, but she looks like she’s starting to get her figure back…putting back on a little of the weight she used to have that made her so beautiful before.
#5 | Comment by CaptHutch — September 14, 2005 @ 1:51 pm
She’s looking great.
#6 | Comment by Wonderyak — September 14, 2005 @ 2:06 pm
definitely starting to fill out again
not quite there yet but taking a step closer
#7 | Comment by Justin — September 14, 2005 @ 2:52 pm
Holy fuck she looks like that fat ass Kirstie Alley in that pic
#8 | Comment by nick — September 14, 2005 @ 4:46 pm
Oh, Fap! Teh Lohan is BACK!
#9 | Comment by Bill Clay — September 14, 2005 @ 8:14 pm
Looks like she just woke up from a long pot smoking session, and now has the munchies.
#10 | Comment by lswalker — September 14, 2005 @ 9:21 pm
Looks like her personal trainer’s (another Justin) plan, revealed to the world back in early August, may in fact be working…or maybe she’s just not hoovering a gram of nose candy as a meal substitute these days.
Now if she’ll just go back to the red hair, I might consider putting her back on my Hit List.
#11 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 14, 2005 @ 9:45 pm
strap on or finger fuck?
#12 | Comment by Justin — September 14, 2005 @ 10:17 pm
hmmm…
double dildo?
😮
#13 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 14, 2005 @ 10:25 pm
ass to ass!
#14 | Comment by Justin — September 14, 2005 @ 11:11 pm
Still as ugly as ever. freckles are still ugly.
#15 | Comment by chad — September 14, 2005 @ 11:28 pm
nip
still would hit it
#13…legs intertwined?
#16 | Comment by turtle — September 15, 2005 @ 5:56 am
not puffy anymore =\
#17 | Comment by Evestay — September 15, 2005 @ 6:37 am
That’s Goldie Hawn. That’s not Lohan. I repeat. That’s not Lohan. That pic is just Justin trying to discredit Lohan’s beauty.
#18 | Comment by kiko — September 15, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
what a horrible picture
the other ones aren’t bad though
#19 | Comment by Jacked — September 15, 2005 @ 12:34 pm
Freckles are teh hottsex
#20 | Comment by Wonderyak — September 15, 2005 @ 1:19 pm
Ew.
#21 | Comment by Bronson — September 15, 2005 @ 9:26 pm
Makes you wonder what happened to the cute redhead.
#22 | Comment by Dairy — September 16, 2005 @ 5:52 am