53 thoughts on “Michelle Trachtenberg

  1. Creepy.

    #1 | Comment by JustSumDude — September 15, 2005 @ 1:41 pm

  2. Honestly, I think she is beautiful. She is definitely a ‘type’ of beauty, and all that clown face stuff is kind of funny, but I like her. Feel free to mock me.

    #2 | Comment by Reid Flemming — September 15, 2005 @ 2:01 pm

  3. Porcelain Beast.

    #3 | Comment by Wonderyak — September 15, 2005 @ 2:02 pm

  4. eurotrip must’ve been a fluke…

    #4 | Comment by schtebie — September 15, 2005 @ 2:36 pm

  5. Are you serious?! She’s beautiful! She’s not a classic beauty, but she’s got her own unique look. There’s lots of actresses that aren’t classic beauties, but they have their fans. Chalk up one Michelle Trachtenberg fan here!

    #5 | Comment by council24 — September 15, 2005 @ 2:59 pm

  6. She’s pretty. And if you don’t like the face, just get a paper sack. She still has a hot body. And if you don’t like her personality, use a plastic bag instead of paper.

    #6 | Comment by SpankMonkey — September 15, 2005 @ 6:54 pm

  7. I’d hit it.
    Hide the face, fuck the base.

    #7 | Comment by Hardcore Matty — September 15, 2005 @ 7:29 pm

  8. Been jerking to it since Buffy

    #8 | Comment by nick — September 15, 2005 @ 7:36 pm

  9. “it” being the operative word

    #9 | Comment by Justin — September 15, 2005 @ 7:39 pm

  10. she could easily pass as scarletts sister…

    #10 | Comment by bowwow — September 15, 2005 @ 8:15 pm

  11. No freckles!

    #11 | Comment by Bill Clay — September 15, 2005 @ 8:46 pm

  12. “Been jerking to it since Buffy”

    quoted for truth, she is hella fine… although that picture of her bein a clown scared me, but thats the exception

    http://star-net-nexus.com/MichelleTrachtenbergNexus/images/michelleps02.jpg

    #12 | Comment by DJammy — September 15, 2005 @ 9:31 pm

  13. if she got a better makeup assistant and stopped using a red marker to put on her lipstick she would look better.

    She looked hot in Buffy and Eurotrip.

    #13 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 15, 2005 @ 9:50 pm

  14. HAWT.

    fact.

    #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 15, 2005 @ 9:50 pm

  15. Sooooooo hittable.

    #15 | Comment by Nerima — September 15, 2005 @ 10:56 pm

  16. MMMMMMMMMMMM…..

    Clown Fetish

    #16 | Comment by Gallowglass — September 15, 2005 @ 11:09 pm

  17. at least she’s a shoe in if they ever decide to make a batman movie with Harley Quinn

    #17 | Comment by Skarekrow — September 15, 2005 @ 11:10 pm

  18. You’re so shallow! But it’s okay, it doesn’t detract from your awesomeness.

    #18 | Comment by LA — September 15, 2005 @ 11:31 pm

  19. #10 is insane. She has one of those crazy smiles like people in the original Batman or in the video for “Black Hole Sun.” I don’t know which comparison is more fitting. Those of you who find her hot need to think, “I’m having dirty thoughts about Harriet the Spy.” If you find the image of young Trachtenberg hot then maybe you’re a real pedo 😮 At least she doesn’t have a scary number of freckles like Lohan.

    #19 | Comment by Elder Young — September 16, 2005 @ 12:02 am

  20. mmmmm…Harriet the Spy.

    #20 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 16, 2005 @ 12:21 am

  21. Face it.

    Screwing a clown would be funny.

    #21 | Comment by justin — September 16, 2005 @ 1:47 am

  22. AS IF you wouldn’t hit this!

    #22 | Comment by Bill Clay — September 16, 2005 @ 3:00 am

  23. i’d hit it.

    multiple times.

    yumb.

    #23 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 16, 2005 @ 3:38 am

  24. pass

    #24 | Comment by yawn — September 16, 2005 @ 3:43 am

  25. I’d watch AngelBaby hit it, but I wouldn’t participate in the hitting. OK, so maybe I would, but I would feel dirty because I’ll always think of her as Harriet the Spy, even though I watched her on Buffy and in Eurotrip.

    #25 | Comment by Elder Young — September 16, 2005 @ 3:46 am

  26. I’d watch but I’d have to block out Tractenberg from every frame.

    #26 | Comment by smash — September 16, 2005 @ 4:20 am

  27. #21

    there are sites dedicated to clown sex. I have seen them. They are not funny.

    More like watching Slipknot in action. And I don’t mean musically.

    #27 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 16, 2005 @ 4:44 am

  28. She is not bad.

    #28 | Comment by Dairy — September 16, 2005 @ 5:47 am

  29. #25 – That just makes her hotter.

    #29 | Comment by Bill Clay — September 16, 2005 @ 6:47 am

  30. She always looks a bit chimp-like to me.

    #30 | Comment by Thalia — September 16, 2005 @ 7:23 am

  31. but she has good tongue action

    #31 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 16, 2005 @ 7:39 am

  32. There is a very nice pic of her posted at Lord Lucan here: http://lordlucan.b-h-e.com/bonusscans3/bonus1328/michelletrachtenberg952.jpg

    #32 | Comment by The Kilted Yaksman — September 16, 2005 @ 11:04 am

  33. Your bad hyperlinking has broken the internets! Read Justin’s words below the comment box.

    #33 | Comment by Elder Young — September 16, 2005 @ 11:22 am

  34. The next person to post a bad hyperlink shall get buttfucked by Justin.

    #34 | Comment by kiko — September 16, 2005 @ 12:38 pm

  35. http://www.

    nah…that’s just too easy.

    #35 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 16, 2005 @ 12:41 pm

  36. Go ahead.

    #36 | Comment by kiko — September 16, 2005 @ 1:11 pm

  37. HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE GOOGLE ADS FOR THIS POST

    GOOGLE AGREES, MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG IS A CLOWN

    #37 | Comment by Justin — September 16, 2005 @ 1:44 pm

  38. Justin, can you take a screenshot of the ad? I only see the Neighborhoodies and Lord of War ads.

    #38 | Comment by Elder Young — September 16, 2005 @ 1:52 pm

  39. that’s probably because you have google ads adblocked you faggot.

    here.

    #39 | Comment by Justin — September 16, 2005 @ 1:55 pm

  40. No I don’t sir. They won’t even show with Adblock off or in Internet Explorer.

    That is funny though.

    #40 | Comment by Elder Young — September 16, 2005 @ 3:26 pm

  41. in other news, i’m going to buttsex angelbaby

    #41 | Comment by Justin — September 16, 2005 @ 3:30 pm

  42. pics plz, k thnx

    #42 | Comment by Elder Young — September 16, 2005 @ 3:32 pm

  43. Very cute and hittable. She’s got a great butt and no fake tits.
    Needs some work from her make up folks, because she has porcelin skin that doesn’t look good with the trendy orange foundation.

    #43 | Comment by rosco — September 16, 2005 @ 9:21 pm

  44. #41 make “her” beg for lube.

    #44 | Comment by kiko — September 17, 2005 @ 5:31 am

  45. #44 if you can take it in the butt without lube, then so can I. I’m way tougher than you.

    Besides, Justin promised me I wouldn’t feel a thing, and it would be over in like 30 seconds…

    #45 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 17, 2005 @ 11:38 am

  46. #45 I believe you. You probably have to wear diapers.

    #46 | Comment by kiko — September 17, 2005 @ 12:09 pm

  47. stfu #46…don’t you have some Chobot pics to masturbate to?

    #47 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 17, 2005 @ 12:24 pm

  48. i think they fired that stupid whore because i havent seen any new shit from her in weeks. ahahahahaha!

    #48 | Comment by Justin — September 17, 2005 @ 12:25 pm

  49. #47 I’m waiting for Justin to post some.

    #48 Don’t be sad. She’ll be back soon. Very soon.

    #49 | Comment by kiko — September 17, 2005 @ 1:28 pm

  50. Yeah, so I borked the link. Still works in Firefox…
    Michelle

    #50 | Comment by The Kilted Yaksman — September 17, 2005 @ 11:24 pm

  51. Dammit…

    #51 | Comment by The Kilted Yaksman — September 17, 2005 @ 11:27 pm

  52. self-pwnt.

    #52 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 18, 2005 @ 9:07 am

  53. >self-pwnt.

    Since I was 13…

    #53 | Comment by The Kilted Yaksman — September 18, 2005 @ 11:29 am

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