As you can see, the site looks terribly empty right now. And that’s because everything that used to be here… is now… archived over here.

But why? Well… to make way for the new GreyMatter-ified posts of course! Yup, the site’s no longer being updated the oldskool way. No more tinkering around with WordPad and FTP anymore. I’ve sold out and gotten GreyMatter installed.

Fancy schmancy cgi posting script notwithstanding, it still doesn’t disguise the fact that my posts (and my site for that matter) suck most of the time… so i’ve recruited some… how do you say… outside help. ‘Freelance posters’ if you will.

So yeah, every once in a while, you’ll probably see some stuff being posted up here that’s… not posted by me.

Interesting concept eh? This whole multiple posters thing…

The site’s still pretty much all mine (MINE MINE MINE) and the posters i’ve recruited aren’t necessarily ‘members’ of the site… so there’s no obligation on their part to post day in and day out. They can post as many times as they want whenever they want.

Or they might just not post at all.

Here are some of the little changes i’ve made to the site so far. In point form. Because everybody loves point form.

• Posts are now managed by GreyMatter.
• There will be multiple posters from now on.
• Site will still be all about me.
• Because i have a big ego.
• Readers (and porn seekers) can now comment on each post.
• So there’s probably no need for that fag board that i used to have…
• New GM handled archives can be reached here.
• Old non-GM handled archives can still be reached on the sidebar.
• Older posts will be scrolled off the site after 14 days…
• …to be archived in a month by month archive format.
• If you would like to be a ‘freelance poster’, e-mail me.
• You stand a better chance of getting in if you have breasts.
• And i don’t mean man tits.
• I’ve already got two man titted freelancers as it is (Ha).
• So no more man tits.
• But more women tits.
• Tits tits tits.
• Big tits… small tits… tit doesn’t really matter.
• Do you get tit? Tits. Ha ha. I am SO funny.
• How the hell did i start talking about tits?Anyway, since this is pretty much ‘the first post’ and all… and since there isn’t really much to read yet… (unless if you click here… where there’s TONS of crap to read…) i might as well try to flesh out this post with as much text as i can muster up.

  To make it seem like there’s actually some content on this site.

  But first, how about a picture of one of the Olsen twins?

  
  Alright so maybe it’s not one of the Olsens. And maybe it’s just that evil 14 year old Suzi. Close enough if you ask me.

  Oh. She’s changed her URL again… for the 300th time. It’s virace.com/suzi now.

  Okay. Fleshing out contentless posts is hard. How about if i try to cut and paste huge chunks of text from my website review over at theweblogreview.com and comment on it a bit?

  That might work.

  Excellence, if one word could wrap up his site, excellence would be it. The layout is magnificent and the logs are interesting and fun to read. Sites having logs which are 2 sentences long updated every three days is really boring. It really seems that the Webmaster has their heart into the site and that is what I like to see. You really get a sense for what the webmaster is feeling, and that’s the point of a personal weblog. There is Porn on the site, which puts it into the adult category but if you want a good daily read, this is the place to go. Now about the sites looks. It is very fluid and easy for the eye to look at, as the color scheme is very well thought up.

  F.U.B.A.R. easily dwarfs any other 5-point site I have seen to date. The site deserves more than a five and I wish I could do that.

  Too bad i don’t actually have anything to comment about. It’s a good review. What can i say? It pretty much speaks for itself really.

  Am i tooting my own horn here by posting it up?

  Maybe i should just shut up now and HOPE that one of my ‘freelancers’ will post something to make up for the lack of good content on this page.

  GO FREELANCERS GO!

  Oh and thanks to Gary Oldman for setting up GM for my lazy bastard ass.