Hey i’m at Majid’s house right now with Pat who’s on the phone right now chatting up some girl he had a crush on in school while Majid’s right next to me watching I Still Know What You Did Last Summer on HBO. I actually paused for a while just to watch the scene where Jennifer Love Hugetits kinda strips down to her bikini.
Mmmmmmmm. Best scene she’s done….ever. (Until of course she gets naked in a movie. It’s bound to happen someday. Katie Holmes is doing it soon.) Anyway, a slight change in plans. Me and Pat aren’t staying over at his place but at Majid’s for tonight. We’re probably staying over here tomorrow night too. Maybe meeting up with Sam and Jason to play pool tomorrow night or something. Oh, the three (3) of us went out to play pool tonight. Pat won all the four (4) games that we played. What an asshole. Anyway, Majid has a slow ass PC man. It must’ve took like 10 minutes for the damn PC just to load the desktop fully. And it took 3 minutes just to open up IE. I think his PC’s like a Pentium 1 120 Mhz or something. Probably has like 15 megs of RAM. Like something outta 1993. Fucking slow ass piece of shit. Anyway, we were at fat Jeff’s before we went to Majid’s and fat Jeff put Pat in The Walls Of Jericho. And other assorted wrestling moves. What a freak. Oh and before that me and Ben (yes…druggie Ben) hung out at his place. Ben is cool. A bit of an asshole but he’s cool. Some people may disagree but he’s cool in a F.U.B.A.R kinda way. Man, this is a boring post. I’m gonna get a low hit count today. This sucks ass. Majid’s burgers better not suck ass too.