39 thoughts on “Jessica Alba”

  1. Yes, she IS!!

    Ever since I saw her on Love Boat.

    #1 | Comment by tool — October 3, 2005 @ 10:42 pm

  2. Jessi’s so hot, I’m melting in my pants.

    😮

    #2 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 3, 2005 @ 10:45 pm

  3. Absolutely not not hot

    #3 | Comment by Banterer — October 3, 2005 @ 11:00 pm

  4. “Not hot.” – Oooo… sorry. That is NOT correct.

    #4 | Comment by Billy — October 3, 2005 @ 11:16 pm

  5. That’s the first time I noticed she kinda has a Tara Reid looking belly. Odd. I didn’t think she’d be the slutty slut type to go get lipo. Thought she was a natural slutty slut.

    I’d still spank it tho.

    #5 | Comment by TheChef — October 4, 2005 @ 12:19 am

  6. She looks kinda fat.

    #6 | Comment by wangdexian — October 4, 2005 @ 12:43 am

  7. so hot

    #7 | Comment by marsgwar — October 4, 2005 @ 1:08 am

  8. hawt

    #8 | Comment by dex — October 4, 2005 @ 1:40 am

  9. Her stomach in no way resembles Tara Reid’s Frankentummy. Nor is she anywhere close to fat. #5 and #6, you are either looking for flaws that aren’t there or you needs to get a new monitor.

    #9 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 4, 2005 @ 2:22 am

  10. Justin = not straight.

    #10 | Comment by sam — October 4, 2005 @ 3:48 am

  11. admit it.. u luv the cock.. i see no other reason how u can not love jessica alba

    #11 | Comment by DJammy — October 4, 2005 @ 3:50 am

  12. let the drooling begin

    #12 | Comment by nick — October 4, 2005 @ 4:15 am

  13. Nice camel toe in pic #5 (possibly #2 as well). So hot.

    #13 | Comment by EndlessMike — October 4, 2005 @ 4:17 am

  14. Justin is gay I mean how can you explain this.Seriously dude WHAT THE FUCK

    #14 | Comment by nick — October 4, 2005 @ 4:23 am

  15. goddess

    #15 | Comment by turtle — October 4, 2005 @ 4:28 am

  16. She is definately hot! I think she exhibits one of those natural laws of beauty. BTW where did the fat comment come from? Maybe she just had a few beers on the set or isn’t posing for the camera man (if she even knows he’s there). I think all function of your penis (and nuts) has to cease to work in order to consider her “not hot”.

    #16 | Comment by Barry — October 4, 2005 @ 4:31 am

  17. She gives me a case of Volcanic Penis.

    #17 | Comment by Nerima — October 4, 2005 @ 4:32 am

  18. not hot. she was cute, once, in Idle Hands. so not hot now.

    justin > all

    #18 | Comment by berkley — October 4, 2005 @ 4:40 am

  19. Justin is NOT heterosexual. That’s the only explanation as to why he doesn’t like Alba.

    #19 | Comment by kiko — October 4, 2005 @ 5:20 am

  20. The guy in pic 4 has a total boner.

    #20 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — October 4, 2005 @ 6:14 am

  21. Wow, #14, I had not seen that ad yet (thanks to using SuperAdBlocker)…I can now see why y’all been bitchin’ about the “gay ads” on the site. Yikes. I guess it pays the bills, but damn, Justin, that’s a bit much.

    Still, gay ads don’t make Justin gay. His dislove of Alba does.

    #21 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 4, 2005 @ 6:54 am

  22. Google has determined this site to be gay…and so have I

    #22 | Comment by BobFredGeorge — October 4, 2005 @ 7:24 am

  23. pink wig = teh hawtness

    pink site = teh fagayness

    #23 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 4, 2005 @ 7:31 am

  24. breasties up = hot

    but as soon as you hit her balloon thighs the temperature drops like Starr Jones on a roller coaster.

    #24 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 4, 2005 @ 8:22 am

  25. She sorta has a skinny dude body… she’s not at all shaped like a girl.

    The curves are in the wrong spots!

    #25 | Comment by Beth — October 4, 2005 @ 8:38 am

  26. I’m melting in Jessi’s pants…

    #26 | Comment by smash — October 4, 2005 @ 8:49 am

  27. Jessica Alba is to hotness (on fire) what Justin is to Flaming homosexuality (on fire)

    In case that wasn’t clear. Most guys want to do Jessica. Justin would like to be Jessica.

    (Not that there’s anything wrong with it.)

    #27 | Comment by Mel — October 4, 2005 @ 11:33 am

  28. Justin is a troll! I think he ADORES jessica alba. You all bit his bait! ^_^

    #28 | Comment by Billy — October 4, 2005 @ 4:42 pm

  29. It’s true. I need a new monitor and my penis isn’t working fine.

    #29 | Comment by wangdexian — October 4, 2005 @ 7:26 pm

  30. #1 I been wanting Alba since Flipper so I win.

    #30 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — October 5, 2005 @ 5:06 am

  31. Dang. Look at her teeth in the 2nd and third shots. It looks like she has transparent braces or something. WTF?

    #31 | Comment by El Payo — October 5, 2005 @ 3:27 pm

  32. Jessica Alba needs to die by… Moradinn’s hammer, or something. For sooth!

    #32 | Comment by Unlock Boss — October 7, 2005 @ 8:27 pm

  33. #32 just needs to die.

    #33 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 7, 2005 @ 9:26 pm

  34. Alba is HAWT!!!!…..Check her out in the great stoner movie “Idle Hands”. She is just ripe for you pedo’s on here. Walking around the 2nd half of the movie in nothing but her bra and panties!

    Me + Alba + Bed = Excstasy!!

    #34 | Comment by THOR — October 7, 2005 @ 11:22 pm

  35. i concur #34

    #35 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 8, 2005 @ 12:52 am

  36. whoever does this site is a tool, he is all backwards in his mind. im not arguing those other girls are not good lookin, but J.Alba is smokin hot, and soooo hot..i cant take it…..

    #36 | Comment by mike — October 16, 2005 @ 10:54 am

  37. She’s JUNK!!!!

    #37 | Comment by John — November 9, 2005 @ 2:25 am

  38. let’s all give a big warm welcome to John…

    …fubar’s newest douche.

    #38 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 9, 2005 @ 2:39 am

  39. dude your fucked up in the head if u dont think jessica alba is hot, your mom must have dropped u on your head or your just gay u fucking douchebag

    #39 | Comment by rayoblander — March 12, 2006 @ 4:18 pm

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