52 thoughts on “This day in Amanda Bynes history”

  1. Pointless, yet with a picture of Amanda Bynes, so forgivable.

    #1 | Comment by Kthulhu — October 6, 2005 @ 7:00 pm

  2. I’m older than her by 5 months and 6 days.

    #2 | Comment by shirizaki — October 6, 2005 @ 7:09 pm

  3. She never did lose the baby fat in her fucking obese face. =)

    #3 | Comment by Billy — October 6, 2005 @ 7:51 pm

  4. Saw that conan tonight, think it was a rerun.

    #4 | Comment by Trip — October 6, 2005 @ 7:58 pm

  5. Chipmonk cheeks!

    #5 | Comment by Bill Clay — October 6, 2005 @ 8:03 pm

  6. ya this was from last week! what was she plugging?

    #6 | Comment by Justin — October 6, 2005 @ 9:33 pm

  7. prolly pluggin french fries and chocolate malts judging by her fatness….

    #7 | Comment by berkley — October 6, 2005 @ 9:56 pm

  8. YOU TAKE THAT BACK

    #8 | Comment by Justin — October 7, 2005 @ 12:13 am

  9. #9 | Comment by gulliver — October 7, 2005 @ 12:14 am

  10. Dudes, fuck you, she doesn’t have an obese face. She’s only hoarding assorted nuts in her cheeks in anticipation of the winter frost.

    #10 | Comment by Tony — October 7, 2005 @ 12:18 am

  11. I’d pay a dollar for her to make a ‘funky smell’ in my car :-/

    #11 | Comment by SheepDog — October 7, 2005 @ 12:21 am

  12. Judging by her outfit, she’s all set for Oktoberfest.

    #12 | Comment by al k holik — October 7, 2005 @ 2:05 am

  13. Whoever thinks Amanda Bynes is fat, must also be gay.

    I’d take a woman having a sufficient amount of body fat, nice full breasts and nice heart-shaped ass, over a skinny anorexic twig.

    #13 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — October 7, 2005 @ 3:04 am

  14. bynes > twigs

    #14 | Comment by turtle — October 7, 2005 @ 3:18 am

  15. I bet you that she loves cake too

    #15 | Comment by Zahid — October 7, 2005 @ 3:32 am

  16. What’s odd is that she has this full, fat moon face, yet shapeless twig legs, barely any breasts, and no hips. It’s as if all the “curviness” went to her face. WTF?

    #16 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 7, 2005 @ 4:26 am

  17. Justin, please continue to post more pictures of Amanda – it brings out the best in your readers. I would compare it to you having a sweet car site and repeatedly posting hi-res photos of a Chevette.

    #17 | Comment by Helldog — October 7, 2005 @ 4:43 am

  18. Plymouth Horizon > Chevette

    #18 | Comment by Nerima — October 7, 2005 @ 4:57 am

  19. I wonder how many nuts she’s attempted to fit in those cheeks at once?

    #19 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 7, 2005 @ 5:19 am

  20. #17 fuckin cracked me up

    #20 | Comment by TheChef — October 7, 2005 @ 5:39 am

  21. I wannna nut in her cheeks.

    #21 | Comment by Billy — October 7, 2005 @ 6:30 am

  22. #18- The horizon was the suck. The chevette was cool. And if it ever broke you could just leave it there or set it on fire or shove it off a cliff or something because you probably only paid like $200 for it. I traded a friend my TV for his chevette. Then we took it out back and raced it in his yard. hehe.

    P.S.
    Citation>Chevette. That was one kick ass little car. My brother accidently smashed a brick wall at the gas station with mine once. My car was fine but the brick wall had one sorry ass crack in it. I came out from the bathroom and was like “what the fuck”. He says he accidently hit the wall. I was like let’s get the fuck out of here. He said he already told the store and they had called the cops. He had turned the car on while it was still in gear (manual transmission of course). He wasn’t even in the driver’s seat. The cop was so damn confused when we told him what happened that he let us go.

    #22 | Comment by SpankMonkey — October 7, 2005 @ 6:36 am

  23. bynes

    #23 | Comment by marsgwar — October 7, 2005 @ 6:37 am

  24. The Chevette was the Gremline of the 80’s. That car rocked. I’d sport a Chevette with rims that cost twice as much as the car and give it some seude seats and candy apple red paint job. I’d even ad a pimp eight track instead of a AM FM cassete player which was so popular in that era. Jam out the some Wang Chung and Culture Club. Who sang that song… I dont wanna work I wanna bang on the drum all day!

    #24 | Comment by Fandango — October 7, 2005 @ 6:53 am

  25. You know, only Amanda and Alexis seem to have aged gracefully of all the girls in the header graphic. Well, maybe Mandy and to be honest, I have no clue who the chick is to the right of Alexis.

    But (Amanda, Alexis) > the rest…

    #25 | Comment by heavyboots — October 7, 2005 @ 10:31 am

  26. I think Mandy’s aged REALLY well. I remember when her first video came out I was like “This girl is lanky and hideous” and now she is a borderline goddess.

    The others all got too thin or too fat or too horse-teethy (I am looking at you, Raven, and you, Duff, respectively with those last two comments).

    #26 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 7, 2005 @ 10:47 am

  27. So who is the next crop? Anneliese? Jamie-Lyn? Kristen Herrera? Dakota? Huh? Who?

    #27 | Comment by tool — October 7, 2005 @ 1:20 pm

  28. Mandy has only got better with age…

    #28 | Comment by wangdexian — October 7, 2005 @ 1:37 pm

  29. Amanda is the only cutie left on this site. Everyone else turned into 40-year old smoker hags overnight. Tragic.

    #29 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — October 7, 2005 @ 2:18 pm

  30. I will give Amanda that. As much as I think she’s not attractive, at least she isn’t repulsive.

    #30 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 7, 2005 @ 2:36 pm

  31. hottest chipmunk ever

    #31 | Comment by Billy — October 7, 2005 @ 5:14 pm

  32. alvin and the chipmunks aint got SHIT on her.

    #32 | Comment by Billy — October 7, 2005 @ 5:21 pm

  33. Me? I want a hula hoop!

    #33 | Comment by ninbw — October 7, 2005 @ 6:28 pm

  34. #12 – Yeah, what’s up with the outfit? I certainly hope it wasn’t a decision on her part- that maybe someone else dresses her up before she goes out in public.

    …

    I wanna dress Amanda Bynes.

    #34 | Comment by Unlock Boss — October 7, 2005 @ 8:47 pm

  35. I like Bynes, but have you folks seen Evan Rachel Wood lately? Not a 40 yr old smoker hag.

    #35 | Comment by rosco — October 7, 2005 @ 9:40 pm

  36. I wonder if Amanda was facially abused as a child? Might explain the swollenness. DICK SLAPPED one too many times, maybe!

    #36 | Comment by Billy — October 7, 2005 @ 10:12 pm

  37. With those chipmonk cheeks she can creat a strong enough vaccuum to suck the swimmers out of your shlong in less then 0.5 seconds!

    #37 | Comment by THOR — October 7, 2005 @ 11:12 pm

  38. #37 – ME FIRST!

    #38 | Comment by Bill Clay — October 8, 2005 @ 12:28 am

  39. I meant to mention this earlier, but that Chevette analogy was money. Bravo, #17 (Helldog).

    #39 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 8, 2005 @ 2:30 am

  40. F all that horse shit… Check out Jessica Biel… now that’s some ass.

    PS I still love Amanda… Don’t get me wrong. I just need my dose of nice ass. And Justin hasn’t been doing a good enough job to find Amanda ass shots. So, I have to resort to other ass.

    #40 | Comment by sycros — October 8, 2005 @ 11:10 am

  41. How did Biel’s ass get so big? :O

    #41 | Comment by Billy — October 8, 2005 @ 12:47 pm

  42. That’s a good point. Hey Justin, where is Amanda’s ass?

    The people have spoken.

    #42 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — October 8, 2005 @ 1:38 pm

  43. Wow, looks like you can eat breakfast off Jessica Biel’s ass!

    First!

    #43 | Comment by Smiley — October 8, 2005 @ 4:58 pm

  44. Um, first post.

    #44 | Comment by Smiley — October 8, 2005 @ 5:00 pm

  45. Someone needs to catch a picture of her bending over on a beach or in a short skirt.

    #45 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — October 8, 2005 @ 5:22 pm

  46. alright, i admit, it was me…

    i am the one who dick slapped both amanda’s face* and jessicas ass**

    *im sorry
    **you’re welcome

    #46 | Comment by Jacked — October 8, 2005 @ 10:01 pm

  47. What is she wearing? UGLY TOP!

    #47 | Comment by Stacia — October 9, 2005 @ 12:46 pm

  48. Yeah I’d like to see Amanda take her top off!

    #48 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — October 9, 2005 @ 1:07 pm

  49. Jessica Biel’s ass is big in a good way.

    Amanda’s face is fat in a bad way.

    #49 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 10, 2005 @ 7:24 am

  50. Biel’s ass > Amanda’s face

    #50 | Comment by Bill Clay — October 10, 2005 @ 8:07 pm

  51. i concur #50.

    #51 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 10, 2005 @ 9:56 pm

  52. She is a fatty slutty whorebag who needs some rough biker sex to work the fat out of her huge cheeks. I’d like to cheeck fuck her by squeezing her cheeck fat over my dick.

    #52 | Comment by ChoirBoy — January 31, 2009 @ 8:01 pm

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