41 thoughts on “Morgan Fairchild”

  1. I was hoping for some more chipmunks Justin, whats going on over there??

    #1 | Comment by 2Cents — October 16, 2005 @ 8:47 pm

  2. Oh yea, she’s got more of a beard then I do.

    #2 | Comment by 2Cents — October 16, 2005 @ 8:48 pm

  3. Justins hates you.

    2 Words.

    IP BAN.

    Ok 3

    Internet Protocol BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #3 | Comment by Trip — October 16, 2005 @ 8:53 pm

  4. She looks great, how old is she now?? Although the toes scare me a bit.

    #4 | Comment by NaughtyVoyeur — October 16, 2005 @ 8:53 pm

  5. Her lip looks totaly retarded.

    #5 | Comment by HapiDjus — October 16, 2005 @ 9:03 pm

  6. Ewwww…. Justin’s got the hawts for Chandler’s mom! o_O

    But I will agree with him on Susan Sarandon. She’s pushing 50 and I’d still tap that, as long as I didn’t have to hear her talk about this or that political bullshit she’s doing.

    #6 | Comment by Zahid — October 16, 2005 @ 10:09 pm

  7. Count on this site for serious, stringent, surface criticism of this or that tart. So Precise! I must admit, I’ve kinda harbored a thing for Ms. Fairchild and a thing for Ms. Sarandon, too. Like MB, they have done something to age gracefully and apparently without the help of plastic surgery, which is an automatic killer as far as being hot goes, in my book.

    #7 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — October 16, 2005 @ 11:21 pm

  8. i think she looks like she’s had a face lift.. you can tell by looking at the eyes.

    don’t get me wrong, she still looks good for being that old.

    #8 | Comment by scoutface — October 16, 2005 @ 11:33 pm

  9. Why the ugly fossil picture when there is hot fresh Alba pics from Esquire out there?

    #9 | Comment by Dairy — October 16, 2005 @ 11:45 pm

  10. She’s a GILF – Grandmother I’d like to fuck.

    #10 | Comment by Bill Clay — October 16, 2005 @ 11:49 pm

  11. Wonder if Playboy are still asking Sarandon to pose, apparently they have asked her many times.

    #11 | Comment by bob — October 17, 2005 @ 1:39 am

  12. Oooooh, thanks, No. 9!

    #12 | Comment by tool — October 17, 2005 @ 1:46 am

  13. Morgan Fairchild is the hottest 80-year old woman on the planet. Fact.

    #13 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — October 17, 2005 @ 3:31 am

  14. Yeah, i’d do Morgan Fairchild.

    Also, I hope they come up with new Old Navy commercials starring the carolers this Holiday season. I’ve been planning my whole holiday on that.

    …Plus watchig “A Christmas Story” over and over and over.

    #14 | Comment by The Brad — October 17, 2005 @ 4:00 am

  15. She’s old enough to be my mother, and that’s not hot. 🙁

    #15 | Comment by devnull — October 17, 2005 @ 4:08 am

  16. yummy.

    #16 | Comment by abcdefg — October 17, 2005 @ 4:13 am

  17. I’d hit it, except halfway through I’d look down and feel kinda weird, but I’d still hit it anyway.

    #17 | Comment by Jacked — October 17, 2005 @ 4:34 am

  18. Mmmmmm MILFY!

    I do like variety.

    Young, pink and sweet or old, wet and horny.

    #18 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — October 17, 2005 @ 5:31 am

  19. old navy purple sweater girl > old navy blonde >>> grandma fairchild

    #19 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 17, 2005 @ 7:25 am

  20. Fairchild is a silly ass hag. Way pass her prime. Fuckable after a few beers though.

    #20 | Comment by kiko — October 17, 2005 @ 7:36 am

  21. #9 – You take that Back!! Morgan is teh Hawtness!!

    If I was gonna hit it, I would pick her up from her walker & carry her inside her bedroom, being careful not to hurt that new hip of hers. I would start our evening with some wine; some Chardonnay for me and some red with a little Metamucil mixed for her, ’cause she’s been a little irregular lately. Then I would whisper sweet nothings like, ‘Hey Cryptkeep.. I mean baby, after we’re done having hot butt love, we can watch re-runs of the Golden Girls on TV’. Then I would work my hand down and un-fasten her Depends and lovingly remove her dentures. Then we have liver and onions(at around 4 PM) and jello for desert. The End.

    #21 | Comment by Smiley — October 17, 2005 @ 8:28 am

  22. PS. And then I jump out the window after Morgan dozes off(around 7PM) and Susan Sarandon picks me up in her soccer mom mini van, which she uses to shuttle her kids to soccer practice. We have Hot Butt Lovin’ in the back, on top of her kids’ soccer equipment behind the 7-11 parking lot. And then we have jello.

    #22 | Comment by Smiley — October 17, 2005 @ 8:35 am

  23. loves me some morgan fairchild

    #6 = dumb

    jennifer coolidge = stifler’s mom

    #23 | Comment by turtle — October 17, 2005 @ 9:48 am

  24. #23 he said “Chandler’s Mom”

    from Friends

    Not Stifler’s Mom

    #24 | Comment by Jacked — October 17, 2005 @ 9:53 am

  25. #13, Lindsay Lohan is competing for that title. *shiver*

    #25 | Comment by Alex — October 17, 2005 @ 12:09 pm

  26. #9 – Where are those pix from? They’re not in my November Esquire – is that the UK version or something?

    #26 | Comment by al k holik — October 17, 2005 @ 12:19 pm

  27. #24 Leave him. Special kids should be left alone…

    #27 | Comment by Zahid — October 17, 2005 @ 1:05 pm

  28. fuck I love the Old Navy Blonde, i really wish I knew who she was.

    #28 | Comment by deadbydawn — October 17, 2005 @ 1:07 pm

  29. She is Gross in the high res. Look at all that hair on her face, hasn’t she ever heard of nair? sick, She has a thicker beard than me.

    #29 | Comment by NoThanks — October 17, 2005 @ 3:16 pm

  30. Heres some much needed nubility, from the Match Point Trailer

    1
    2

    Shes all shiny and purdy.

    #30 | Comment by guy — October 17, 2005 @ 7:04 pm

  31. i’m dumb

    #31 | Comment by turtle — October 18, 2005 @ 1:14 am

  32. #31 Damn right…

    #32 | Comment by Zahid — October 18, 2005 @ 2:13 am

  33. thanks zahid…:P

    #33 | Comment by turtle — October 18, 2005 @ 3:04 am

  34. Smiley,
    If that wasn’t a twisted as fuck post of the day I think Justin needs to pay more attention.

    #34 | Comment by SpankMonkey — October 18, 2005 @ 10:02 am

  35. To tell how old Fairchild really is just look at her hands. Jeez.

    And thank you #30.

    Scarlett Johansson>>>>>>>>>>>the rest of the planet’s women

    #35 | Comment by yweln — October 18, 2005 @ 4:26 pm

  36. #21 & 22, altho i’d be doing it with sophia loren and then sharon stone

    #36 | Comment by Goigen — October 18, 2005 @ 11:45 pm

  37. I would probably hit it. If she shaved first.

    #37 | Comment by JVC — October 18, 2005 @ 11:54 pm

  38. #36 – Sophia Loren and Sharon Stone? Uh I dunno know…

    Sophia Loren – those big tinted 70s style glasses she’s always wearing scare the bejesus outta me.

    Sharon Stone – crazy bitch. fact. amy poehler made fun of her on SNL, and that’s proof enough for me. killer bod though. Probably get an ice pick in the bunghole if you can’t satisfy her.

    #38 | Comment by Smiley — October 19, 2005 @ 8:39 am

  39. The Chef highly recommends the Morgan, she’s hot, nice in person and knows her shit.

    Susan Saranhotness is the same, if not nicer!

    Sofia Loren, mean, full of herself

    Sharon Stone, batshit crazy but fucking hot as hell for pushing the 5-0.

    Fuck it. I’d hit ’em all

    #39 | Comment by TheChef — October 20, 2005 @ 7:22 am

  40. “O Porno Mio !..”

    “According to the German site http://www.prisma-online.de/bbv-net/person.html?pid=sophia_loren – gorgeous Italian superstar Sophia Loren dabbled in the pornographic arts before she met her hero husband Carlo Ponti. We don’t read German these days, but through the translating semi miracle that is http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish – we were able to turn this:

    “…Eigentlich war es ihre Mutter, die gerne Schauspielerin werden möchte, doch sie hat kein Glück. Tochter Sofia dagegen hat zumindest Erfolg als Fotomodell. Beim Schönheitswettbewerb entdeckt sie dann ein Filmagent. Doch der Anfang ist schwer. Man versucht, das hübsche junge Talent auszunutzen. Als Sofia Lazzaro wirkt sie in einer großen Anzahl unbedeutender Filme mit. Darunter auch PORNOFILME, doch ihr späterer Ehemann Carlo Ponti kauft alle Filme auf, um mögliche Veröffentlichungen und Skandale zu verhindern…”

    into this:

    “…Originally it was Sofia’s mum who wanted to become an actress, but she had no luck. Her daughter Sofia in the contrary had at least success as a photo model. She was then discovered at a beauty competition by a film agent. But every start is tough. People tried to exploit the beautiful young talent. As Sofia Lazzaro she does a big number of insignificant movies. Among them also pornographic movies, but her later husband Carlo Ponti buys them all to prevent possible publication and scandals…”
    …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

    “…Warren G. Harris ih his “Sophia Loren: A Biography” keeps a surprisingly respectable distance from such matters of Loren’s life, like RUMOURS OF PROSTITUTION DURING HER YOUTH…” – Craig Lindsey is a Houston reviewer with special interests in film and popular music.

    http://www.afreeimagehost.com/upload/8445/S-Loren-Lost-Porn.jpg

    http://www.afreeimagehost.com/upload/8445/S-Loren-Rare-Lost-Porno2.jpg

    Who knew? We love her even more now.”

    – WOWReport –
    http://www.sxxxy.org/archives/001689.html

    #40 | Comment by Marcello Masturbani — November 5, 2005 @ 8:46 pm

  41. I would fuck the living shit out of Morgan Fairchild, even if she were 70.

    #41 | Comment by JDA — April 28, 2007 @ 8:21 pm

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