Jewel

JEWEL GOTS SOME BIG ‘OL TITTIES.

Did she really get her teeth fixed? Or are they still as fucked up as ever? Can’t tell from these pics.

I’d still hit it though. Bad teeth or not.

IN FACT, I’D HIT IT IN THE MOUTH.

27 thoughts on “Jewel

  1. i want a new jewel album.

    and some nudes…

    1st

    #1 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 18, 2005 @ 11:23 pm

  2. and i want a new sarah mclachlan album

    #2 | Comment by Justin — October 18, 2005 @ 11:25 pm

  3. and i want a new craig mclachlan album

    Jewel Staite > Jewel Bad-teeth

    #3 | Comment by JVC — October 18, 2005 @ 11:48 pm

  4. canadian mclachlan > aussie mclachlan

    #4 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 18, 2005 @ 11:54 pm

  5. I hate her but I would so give her a pearl necklace.

    #5 | Comment by EndlessMike — October 19, 2005 @ 12:23 am

  6. Jewel reminds me of Laura Linney. Hot hot hot.

    I’d spank ’em both.

    Teeth are still f’d up, but great googly moogly does she have great boobs.

    #6 | Comment by TheChef — October 19, 2005 @ 12:35 am

  7. 100% true fact about Nerima:

    He has fapped more times to Jewel in the last decade than any other celebrity.

    It’s the titties.

    #7 | Comment by Nerima — October 19, 2005 @ 12:39 am

  8. i fapped to her breastfeeding scene in that ang lee movie

    #8 | Comment by Justin — October 19, 2005 @ 12:46 am

  9. My top three fapped-to Jewel photos:

    #3

    #2

    #1

    #9 | Comment by Nerima — October 19, 2005 @ 1:12 am

  10. i want jewel to breastfeed me

    #10 | Comment by Justin — October 19, 2005 @ 1:40 am

  11. mammalicious.

    #11 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 19, 2005 @ 2:13 am

  12. teeth are still fucked.

    #12 | Comment by Billy — October 19, 2005 @ 3:06 am

  13. Me too #8.

    #13 | Comment by kiko — October 19, 2005 @ 3:27 am

  14. The girl is hot, teeth or not. Not very talented but, nonetheless, i think she is totally slutty, especially in those last videos where she thought she was trying to dance. I smell a possible oreo porn in the future, maybe?

    #14 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — October 19, 2005 @ 6:01 am

  15. not talented my ass!

    although her poems do kinda suck.

    #15 | Comment by Justin — October 19, 2005 @ 6:03 am

  16. Not talented?!

    This girl can *yodel*.

    How much more talent to do you need?

    #16 | Comment by yweln — October 19, 2005 @ 6:27 am

  17. Jewel Staite = vampy Jewel Kilcher

    #17 | Comment by klew — October 19, 2005 @ 6:31 am

  18. Sorry, but writing crappy lyrics about saving your soul and also authoring poetry that makes Tiny Tim look like Shakespeare doesn’t make one talented in my book. Sorry, but I’ll take my life lessons from someone a bit more grizzled, not some big tittie POA who hasn’t had a hard day in her life.

    #18 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — October 19, 2005 @ 7:07 am

  19. JEWEL GOTS SOME BIG ‘OL TITTIES.

    Duh!

    #19 | Comment by Pixel — October 19, 2005 @ 8:03 am

  20. #18 i’ll have you know that jewel lived out of her car while she was playing her guitar and singing in coffee houses for tips!

    meanie.

    #20 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 19, 2005 @ 8:09 am

  21. I’ll give her a tip much bigger than a quarter!

    –L.L. Cool J

    #21 | Comment by Nerima — October 19, 2005 @ 9:22 am

  22. Dear Jewel,

    I’m just writing to let you know what a big fan of yours I am. I’ve been tracking your career from the very beginning and find you to be immensely talented and charismatic. However, it seems your career has hit a slight bump. Your fan base is slowly dwindling despite your forays into disco and synth pop on your last album to stay fresh and current. I believe I have the perfect solution to salvaging your career.

    I strongly believe it is the right time to venture into hardcore porn. You know, the kind that Diabolic and Anabolic Videos produce: Gonzo porn, A2M, DP, Double Vag, Double Anal. Yeah, you know what I’m talking about, the good stuff. Can you stuff your fits inside your mouth? You can? Great! Can you memorize these lines: ‘Slurp, Slurp, Mmmmmmm…OMG, I can’t believe it, two cocks in my mouth, and a dick in my ass and pussy! MmmmGurgleMmmmmmGag…’ Wonderful! You’ve just passed the auditon. See how easy it is.

    You’ve already had a small part in Ride wih the Devil, so you’re comfortable around cameras. And you showed half a tit in that already! Plus, you’ve already got the perfect porn name, of all the girls with the name Jewel, you’ll be the most famous. Plus, I hear the hours are good and the guys are really nice to work with, especially Lexington Steele(aka The Black Bastard), super funny guy, even though he shouts a lot when he comes.

    Lets face it, 45 year old women with a house full of cats only have so much spending power. And men aren’t really paying attention to your music anyways. I mean, it’s good, I suppose, if you like the kind of music to fall asleep to. And your poetry, well, let’s not even go there.

    In conclusion, I believe you will be doing me, a loyal fan, a great favor by becoming an ‘actress in the adult entertainment industry’. As well, you will be doing all the guys on this wonderful site a great service. They are spanking it to those pictures of you in that red dress and frankly, that’s just not enough. Imagine how much happier they would be if they fapped to you in action.

    Call me, OK?

    XOXO
    Smiley

    #22 | Comment by Smiley — October 19, 2005 @ 9:48 am

  23. #20…Oh, how bohemian of her! Come on, I can believe some scuzzy guy doing that, but a POA with at least a big C or D cup? Like she couldn’t blow somebody for a place to stay? Right! However, I actually once saw an interview where she talked about sleeping in her car, but still, she could’ve done some porno, just g/g stuff and gotten plenty of cash while waiting for the music thing to happen. If you want to call it “music.” Does anyone here actually believe she got rich and famous for her songs and not that hot bod? That rack made her famous and then some. Come on, a POA like that is a POA first and whatever else a far, far second!

    #23 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — October 19, 2005 @ 9:50 am

  24. #22…Double Vag…beautiful, man!

    #24 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — October 19, 2005 @ 10:02 am

  25. #20….NICE

    I always thought Jewel was Sexy, when she first hit it big, she was on MTV’s Beach house in Seaside, NJ. Singing and playing a guitar in her Bikini!! (SWEEET)

    Later-on that same year, I had the distinct priveledge of actually “sleeping” with her!!!

    I sat next to her on a plane from Los Angeles to Sydney, where we talked most of the way, and eventually ended up falling alseep. (on a 14 hour flight, your bound to fall alseep!)

    I didn’t find out till much later that she doesn’t have much of a sex life, outside of her vibrators when reading an article in FHM. If I knew then what I know now….I would have inducted her into the Mile High Club without hesitation!

    Instead all I got was an autograph, a ticket to her Sydney Concert and a kiss!!

    (I skipped the concert!)

    #25 | Comment by THOR — October 19, 2005 @ 11:21 pm

  26. “Yes, I like in the mouth. It’s very good.”

    #26 | Comment by Carlolove — October 19, 2005 @ 11:48 pm

  27. #22 —
    damn skippy

    #27 | Comment by Roosta — March 6, 2006 @ 6:24 am

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