Reviews for the new Doom movie are out and ouch… 33% positive reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.
Here’s what Berardinelli had to say;
“Similarities between Doom and Alien/Aliens are too obvious to ignore, down to the parasites that climb inside a human host. But director Andrzej Bartkowiak is no Ridley Scott or James Cameron. He has replaced the taut suspense and intense action those filmmakers brought to their projects with boredom. For a while, Bartkowiak allows only half-glimpses of the monsters. This is more a case of necessity than style, as we realize when we finally get a good look at one of the creatures, which looks like a refugee from a ’70s episode of Doctor Who. The action sequences are not well choreographed. Frequently, because of the dim lighting, it’s difficult to figure out what’s happening. On those rare occasions when we can keep things straight, we wish we couldn’t.”
So, its exactly like the game? Great…
But, I’ll bet my life it’ll make a Gazillion dollars off the fact that it has the Doom named slapped on and name recognition from The Rock.
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by Zahid — October 21, 2005 @
6:24 am
yes it is paris Hilton’s nipple. I don’t know why she bothers wearing clothes. If she’s going to wear something she should wear a black bag over her head to hide her annoying fake pout and annoying vacuum filled head.
Just after that photo Paris tried to call someone with it.
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by DisconcertedGeorge — October 21, 2005 @
6:32 am
Paris Hilton is the ugliest, skankiest broad i have ever had the DISpleasure of laying eyes on. She isn’t even remotely pretty, unless you like that two dollar whore look. Ugh. Sorry, but I’ve seen guys hotter then her…lol.
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by YourBlueRoom — October 21, 2005 @
7:09 am
I have an XBox, but I don’t keep up with the videogame world very well, so I didn’t even know there was a Nintendo Micro thingy. Heh. Looks neat, but I think I’d rather have a PSP.
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by ButterscotchStallion — October 21, 2005 @
7:33 am
It’s Nintendo so Justin’s has to buy it. Kristin’s so hot, even though she’s a video game faker. Laguna Beach is definitely a great guilty pleasure. It’s so stupid, but I always watch it. I really need to get a life. Justin, I saw your post about last season, but have you watched it again?
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by Elder Young — October 21, 2005 @
7:40 am
if Jessica, not Kristin was holding the micro I might buy one. LB rules
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by thesuit — October 21, 2005 @
8:22 am
Jessica’s huge boobs could sell any product, but don’t let anyone see her psycho girlfriend side or the product launch will tank.
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by Elder Young — October 21, 2005 @
8:26 am
Kristen can burn.
Paris doesn’t know what the hell to do with the damn thing.
Seems lately this site is veering more and more to being a gaming media site. Which just makes me wonder how you it is that you have nothing to say about the ongoing douchebag festival that is the saga of Jack Thompson?
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by SheepDog — October 22, 2005 @
5:31 am
The micro is 100 bucks.
the PSP is 250 bucks.
Comparing the 2 is like comparing used car sales to sports car sales.
I have neither yet, but when I get one, I will get a PSP, because I already have a GBA SP, and see no point in getting a micro.
Micros suck. Faceplates indeed. Faceplates are for losers.
A cell phone called, they want their retarded accessories back.
I said it!
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by The Deadly Superman — October 22, 2005 @
12:25 pm
the one day i decide to post about games and suddenly fubar is a gaming site???
kinda like that one other day when a REAL pedophile actually visited and left comments and suddenly fubar became a REAL pedo site!!!
Kristin Cavalleri’s ACTUAL PHONE MODEL (from season 2 anyway) is the LG VX6000 flip/camera phone…. yeah, i found it. i’m a loser.
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by helper — December 16, 2005 @
10:35 pm
*see message #34*
(you can buy this phone at amazon.com for 150 bones)
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by helper — December 16, 2005 @
11:18 pm
OMg…u dumbass people … u havent even met her and u make judgements…what the hell did she do to u … uhh…u are all so fake …i cant stand u …ur the bitches lol …u just got fucked
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by CHELSEA — July 17, 2007 @
6:03 pm
She’s even holding it wrong.
SCREEN TOWARDS THE FACE KRISTIN!
1st.
#1 | Comment by Ricochet — October 21, 2005 @ 5:46 am
who?
#2 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — October 21, 2005 @ 5:48 am
Kristin is hot, oh yes she is hot.
#3 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — October 21, 2005 @ 5:52 am
laguna beach!
welcome to the real OC, bitch!
#4 | Comment by Justin — October 21, 2005 @ 5:52 am
Whos the tranny in the second pic?
#5 | Comment by Zahid — October 21, 2005 @ 5:54 am
hey… is that paris hilton’s nipple?
*fap fap fap*
#6 | Comment by Justin — October 21, 2005 @ 5:58 am
Reviews for the new Doom movie are out and ouch… 33% positive reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.
Here’s what Berardinelli had to say;
“Similarities between Doom and Alien/Aliens are too obvious to ignore, down to the parasites that climb inside a human host. But director Andrzej Bartkowiak is no Ridley Scott or James Cameron. He has replaced the taut suspense and intense action those filmmakers brought to their projects with boredom. For a while, Bartkowiak allows only half-glimpses of the monsters. This is more a case of necessity than style, as we realize when we finally get a good look at one of the creatures, which looks like a refugee from a ’70s episode of Doctor Who. The action sequences are not well choreographed. Frequently, because of the dim lighting, it’s difficult to figure out what’s happening. On those rare occasions when we can keep things straight, we wish we couldn’t.”
So, its exactly like the game? Great…
But, I’ll bet my life it’ll make a Gazillion dollars off the fact that it has the Doom named slapped on and name recognition from The Rock.
#7 | Comment by Zahid — October 21, 2005 @ 6:24 am
yes it is paris Hilton’s nipple. I don’t know why she bothers wearing clothes. If she’s going to wear something she should wear a black bag over her head to hide her annoying fake pout and annoying vacuum filled head.
Just after that photo Paris tried to call someone with it.
#8 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 21, 2005 @ 6:32 am
i looooooove paris
#9 | Comment by heat — October 21, 2005 @ 6:41 am
Paris Hilton is the ugliest, skankiest broad i have ever had the DISpleasure of laying eyes on. She isn’t even remotely pretty, unless you like that two dollar whore look. Ugh. Sorry, but I’ve seen guys hotter then her…lol.
#10 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — October 21, 2005 @ 7:09 am
I have an XBox, but I don’t keep up with the videogame world very well, so I didn’t even know there was a Nintendo Micro thingy. Heh. Looks neat, but I think I’d rather have a PSP.
#11 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 21, 2005 @ 7:33 am
It’s Nintendo so Justin’s has to buy it. Kristin’s so hot, even though she’s a video game faker. Laguna Beach is definitely a great guilty pleasure. It’s so stupid, but I always watch it. I really need to get a life. Justin, I saw your post about last season, but have you watched it again?
#12 | Comment by Elder Young — October 21, 2005 @ 7:40 am
if Jessica, not Kristin was holding the micro I might buy one. LB rules
#13 | Comment by thesuit — October 21, 2005 @ 8:22 am
Jessica’s huge boobs could sell any product, but don’t let anyone see her psycho girlfriend side or the product launch will tank.
#14 | Comment by Elder Young — October 21, 2005 @ 8:26 am
Kristen can burn.
Paris doesn’t know what the hell to do with the damn thing.
And Laguna Beach is an addiction.
#15 | Comment by Jessica — October 21, 2005 @ 11:23 am
Agrees with #10. Fapping to Paris is wrong. As wrong as fapping to your own mother.
#16 | Comment by kiko — October 21, 2005 @ 11:54 am
I like how the handheld system that no one cares about was given to celebrities no one cares about.
And what’s the point of the micro again? (other than to pump more money) It’s just smaller, and isn’t backwards compatible.
#17 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — October 21, 2005 @ 12:44 pm
WELL THAT’S FUNNY CONSIDER THE MICRO IS ACTUALLY OUTSELLING THE PSP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#18 | Comment by Justin — October 21, 2005 @ 1:39 pm
I WIPE MY ASS WITH THE PSP!!!!!!11
#19 | Comment by Trip — October 22, 2005 @ 12:06 am
Kristin is an attention whore…shes no different than any other dumb blonde in every high school across america…quit trying to be famous, kristin
#20 | Comment by marsgwar — October 22, 2005 @ 4:58 am
Seems lately this site is veering more and more to being a gaming media site. Which just makes me wonder how you it is that you have nothing to say about the ongoing douchebag festival that is the saga of Jack Thompson?
#21 | Comment by SheepDog — October 22, 2005 @ 5:31 am
The micro is 100 bucks.
the PSP is 250 bucks.
Comparing the 2 is like comparing used car sales to sports car sales.
I have neither yet, but when I get one, I will get a PSP, because I already have a GBA SP, and see no point in getting a micro.
Micros suck. Faceplates indeed. Faceplates are for losers.
A cell phone called, they want their retarded accessories back.
I said it!
#22 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — October 22, 2005 @ 12:25 pm
the one day i decide to post about games and suddenly fubar is a gaming site???
kinda like that one other day when a REAL pedophile actually visited and left comments and suddenly fubar became a REAL pedo site!!!
WTF!!!!
#23 | Comment by Justin — October 23, 2005 @ 12:20 am
erm… uhh… yes.
#24 | Comment by SheepDog — October 23, 2005 @ 3:55 am
why does the site call it a “ds micro”? isn’t it a gameboy? fucking noobs.
#25 | Comment by nigger — October 23, 2005 @ 11:47 am
hey krisrin im your # 1 fan i love you im not gay i really want 2 meat you i live by LMU
#26 | Comment by Alexis — October 24, 2005 @ 2:37 am
hey kristin wats ^
#27 | Comment by Alexis — October 24, 2005 @ 2:37 am
Its called showing off the product. Doesn’t mean shes ‘faking it’.
Your all idiots. No offense…actually take offense, please.
#28 | Comment by Mickie — November 7, 2005 @ 2:38 am
shut up noob
YOUR the idiot! lolz!!
#29 | Comment by Justin — November 7, 2005 @ 12:57 pm
Kristin i absolutly gorgeous and just about the only chick on laguna that isnt fake..i love her:)
#30 | Comment by Victoria — November 8, 2005 @ 10:39 pm
Hey guys! Do you know which one is Kristin´s phone model ¿? HELP!
#31 | Comment by ME^ — December 5, 2005 @ 3:46 am
I mean, not that one at the photo, her real one in Mtv show….!?¿?
#32 | Comment by ME^ — December 5, 2005 @ 3:57 am
Hey guys! Do you know which one is Kristin´s phone model ¿? HELP! I mean, not that one at the photo, her real one in Mtv show….!?¿?
#33 | Comment by YO* — December 7, 2005 @ 1:03 am
Kristin Cavalleri’s ACTUAL PHONE MODEL (from season 2 anyway) is the LG VX6000 flip/camera phone…. yeah, i found it. i’m a loser.
#34 | Comment by helper — December 16, 2005 @ 10:35 pm
*see message #34*
(you can buy this phone at amazon.com for 150 bones)
#35 | Comment by helper — December 16, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
OMg…u dumbass people … u havent even met her and u make judgements…what the hell did she do to u … uhh…u are all so fake …i cant stand u …ur the bitches lol …u just got fucked
#36 | Comment by CHELSEA — July 17, 2007 @ 6:03 pm