30 thoughts on “WHO’S HOTTER”

  1. For just wham bam thank you ma’am sex, I’d go Angelina all the way, but for keeping the hotness under lock and key, I’d go Monica. She’s just so fucking hot, and the accent… Sweet jeebus.

    Her voice is enough to give me the happy ending.

    #1 | Comment by TheChef — November 16, 2005 @ 2:23 pm

  2. Oh yeah, FIRST!

    #2 | Comment by TheChef — November 16, 2005 @ 2:24 pm

  3. Monica Bellucci. No doubt.

    #3 | Comment by deedas — November 16, 2005 @ 2:24 pm

  4. I’d go with Angie, just for the fact that she loves getting it in the third input.

    #4 | Comment by Bill Clay — November 16, 2005 @ 2:27 pm

  5. Jessica Alba.

    #5 | Comment by Wonderyak — November 16, 2005 @ 2:41 pm

  6. Monica Bellucci over Angelina Jolie, definitely. Never found Angelina sexy for these reasons:

    A) Tattoos
    B) Married Billy Bob Thornton (great actor, but crazy as fuck)
    C) Let Billy Bob stick the tip in. In her mouth. And then in her ass. And then back in her mouth.
    D) Adopts third world country kids for the sole purpose of harvesting organs when she turns old and sick.
    E) Made out with brother on the red carpet. Probably let him stick the tip in…

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I rest my case.

    #6 | Comment by Smiley — November 16, 2005 @ 2:47 pm

  7. Amanda beats them both.

    #7 | Comment by Jack — November 16, 2005 @ 3:11 pm

  8. I completely agree with #1. And thank you #6 for reminding me of all her crap (not).
    anyways…. 8!

    Randy

    #8 | Comment by Randy — November 16, 2005 @ 3:14 pm

  9. good heavens, Monica, no question or hesitation

    #9 | Comment by klew — November 16, 2005 @ 4:28 pm

  10. Monica Belucci.

    But Monica doing Angelina is the hottest of all.

    #10 | Comment by El Payo — November 16, 2005 @ 4:40 pm

  11. i’d have to flip a coin.

    #11 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 17, 2005 @ 12:13 am

  12. there is no question.. jolie.. who needs some fat old italian broad… she is “classically” beautiful but who wants to fuck a classic.. i want a chick with tats because she’ll let you do all the good stuff to her like a good girl..

    monica belucci can cook my dinner and do my laundry while i wack off to angelina.

    #12 | Comment by yawn — November 17, 2005 @ 1:50 am

  13. #12 I couldn’t agree more, except that I think the “classic” beauty moniker was even too generous. I’ve never understood Belucci’s appeal.

    I’m not a big fan of Jolie’s, because she’s only appealing if you’re into crazy, dangerous women. But if I have to make a choice between Jolie and Belucci, I’ll always pick Jolie. Belucci can clean the sheets after I’m done with Jolie.

    #13 | Comment by council24 — November 17, 2005 @ 4:22 am

  14. #13 is win

    #14 | Comment by yawn — November 17, 2005 @ 5:02 am

  15. Can’t Doubt man, Monica is supreme!!!

    #15 | Comment by Idaho — November 17, 2005 @ 6:11 am

  16. another thing to consider about jolie is that she snagged arguably the most desirable male away from one of the coolest/hottest chicks… right there ya gotta think jolie has something extra special going on.

    i cant believe i called another man desirable.. someone kill me.

    #16 | Comment by yawn — November 17, 2005 @ 6:13 am

  17. I’d take them both at the same time, then i’d decide

    #17 | Comment by Sampson — November 17, 2005 @ 7:25 am

  18. Monica > Angelina for the reasons stated by #6. Jolie’s body is hot but her craziness is a turn-off for me.

    #18 | Comment by kiko — November 17, 2005 @ 7:41 am

  19. Monica takes it by a landslide.
    Angelina is nothing but an old fashioned skank with red flags running up and down her.

    #19 | Comment by Big Ben — November 17, 2005 @ 10:24 am

  20. AJ vanished beneath the table to pleasure BBT. Seriously. People got up and left. what a gal!!!

    And thats bad because…….?

    #20 | Comment by backspooge — November 17, 2005 @ 10:58 am

  21. theft!!

    #21 | Comment by Buster Fiji — November 17, 2005 @ 11:00 am

  22. 1st

    #22 | Comment by Buster Fiji — November 17, 2005 @ 11:00 am

  23. wow wrong messages

    #23 | Comment by Buster Fiji — November 17, 2005 @ 11:02 am

  24. Please…MB all the way. Ms. Monica has more class in her sexy pinkie then AJ does in her whole body, though I’d still knock it nasty with extra ATM!!!

    As an aside, I know someone who works in a legal capacity for the entertainment industry, and she and her husband were once at a dinner party which was attended by AJ and her then hubby BBT. Anyway, partly through the party, AJ vanished beneath the table to pleasure BBT. Seriously. People got up and left. what a gal!!!

    #24 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — November 17, 2005 @ 11:40 am

  25. MB > Graffiti skank

    #25 | Comment by UncleMao — November 17, 2005 @ 11:43 am

  26. #24. . . whats wrong with a girl being horny? : )

    #26 | Comment by m0onbeem — November 17, 2005 @ 6:11 pm

  27. Angelina can kiss my ass when I fuck Monica

    #27 | Comment by Alex — January 10, 2006 @ 10:02 am

  28. Monica

    #28 | Comment by roxane — January 10, 2006 @ 10:06 am

  29. I think Angelina and Monica look a lot alike. I think they are both gorgeous in a different way. I could say that one was ugly in a certain movie vs the other in another movie. Monica definitely is more interesting because she’s not as popular and never in the tabloids. #5 is right on the money with Jessica Alba, although Sarah Afshar and Vanessa Minnillo are the hottest girls I’ve ever seen or met in person.

    #29 | Comment by Frank Prinze — January 25, 2006 @ 7:29 am

  30. monica.

    #30 | Comment by Xan — September 19, 2007 @ 1:29 am

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