Paparazzo Snaps Back at Aniston!

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From Yahoo! News:

The naked truth: The shutterbug who snapped photos of a topless
Jennifer Aniston is sorry. Sort of.

Peter Brandt told ABC News Radio Tuesday that he never intended to sell the titillating pictures, but that sending them to publications along with other photos was “maybe my mistake.”

Brandt claims he broke no laws in taking the pictures and that the former Friends star was at least partially to blame.

“She’s the one who went out there topless,” Brandt said. “I didn’t go looking for it.

“When I saw her come out topless, I go, ‘Oh, God, this is not what I want, this is not what people want to buy anyway.’ “

I’LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR.

48 thoughts on “Paparazzo Snaps Back at Aniston!”

  1. First! DS sucks.

    #1 | Comment by Billy — December 9, 2005 @ 10:08 pm

  2. What he thought was, “I’ve hit the motherload!”

    Too far away though! Will someone please blow them up and sharpen them?

    1st

    #2 | Comment by MiamiPete — December 9, 2005 @ 10:08 pm

  3. if the DS sucks then why did it outsell the PSP and xbox 360????

    http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000557071687/

    oh and i need these aniston pics already so i can fap to them

    #3 | Comment by Justin — December 9, 2005 @ 10:11 pm

  4. let’s fap to them together, justin.

    #4 | Comment by Billy — December 9, 2005 @ 10:46 pm

  5. “UPDATE: As it turns out, NPD has just recalled last month’s sales data, for the reason that the numbers contained within were “overstated.” We should be seeing updated sales data by tomorrow, so we’ll keep you posted”

    Not that I care. Just saying is all.
    Fuck the 360. PS3 game demos I’ve seen lay the 360 down on it’s stomach and r/\pe it.

    #5 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — December 9, 2005 @ 11:04 pm

  6. I like this guy Eamon. Wise man.

    360 is a disgusting flop.

    #6 | Comment by Billy — December 9, 2005 @ 11:14 pm

  7. ps3 will pwn 360.

    fact.

    #7 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 9, 2005 @ 11:27 pm

  8. #4 wants to caress #3’s pee-pee.

    Fact.

    #8 | Comment by Nerima — December 9, 2005 @ 11:53 pm

  9. I agree with #7 and #8.

    #9 | Comment by Billy — December 10, 2005 @ 12:51 am

  10. Later that night the Friends made a threesome at the Cox residence. Video to follow.

    #10 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 10, 2005 @ 12:53 am

  11. i’m with justin…

    “i need these aniston pics already so i can fap to them”

    FACT

    #11 | Comment by turtle — December 10, 2005 @ 1:24 am

  12. Sad thing is, to me, the fakes that are floating around look better than her real boobies. πŸ™

    What a letdown.

    Now find me some pictures of Zhyi runnin around naked with Michelle Yeoh. Make it snappy.

    #12 | Comment by TheChef — December 10, 2005 @ 1:50 am

  13. http://davidmarklandtruth.blogspot.com

    #13 | Comment by David Markland — December 10, 2005 @ 2:15 am

  14. What #12 said.
    Now make it snappy! πŸ˜›

    #14 | Comment by ChinkySteven — December 10, 2005 @ 3:27 am

  15. look #13, if you don’t stop spamming every post with this stupid link, i’ll have justin ip ban your ass so fast it’ll make your head spin.

    read the statement right above the comment box to obtain a clue.

    #15 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 10, 2005 @ 3:37 am

  16. What #15 said

    FACT

    #16 | Comment by Nathaniel — December 10, 2005 @ 4:14 am

  17. Jennifer Aniston smells like Coconut lotion.

    FACT

    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

    FACT

    #17 | Comment by Brad — December 10, 2005 @ 4:54 am

  18. What kind of fucked up jackass spams a board like this with some shit pertaining to a kid getting killed? Don’t ban him, trace his IP and post his personal info. What a fucking retard. I don’t even feel like coming back here anymore.

    Hey fuckface, I’m going to go to a church now and pray that whoever you care about gets superaids. For Christs sake just hang your stupid ass already and quit being such a leech. I want to hunt you for sport.

    #18 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — December 10, 2005 @ 5:00 am

  19. jennifer anniston smells like fresh baked bread

    #19 | Comment by quijibo — December 10, 2005 @ 10:34 am

  20. The guy was right. Nobody wants to buy topless photos of celebrities.

    …we want to download them for free from the internet!

    #20 | Comment by The Pope — December 10, 2005 @ 10:58 am

  21. Am i the only one who is not even remotely interested in this? Shes a) old and b) was never very good looking to begin with.

    #21 | Comment by guy — December 10, 2005 @ 11:05 am

  22. You should just link to the high res pics, You can’t be sued for uploading them to a hosting gallery and linking to them in the user comments annomously. because you didn’t “publish” them and you don’t have a clue how the page was discovered. all they could do is make you take them down.

    #22 | Comment by Chris — December 10, 2005 @ 12:46 pm

  23. #22 There are no links to the high res pics……

    #23 | Comment by Ramue — December 10, 2005 @ 1:17 pm

  24. Penelope Cruz’s breasts taste like potato.

    FACT

    #24 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 10, 2005 @ 1:26 pm

  25. if i wanted to know what aniston’s tits looked like, i would…..look at her. cmon.

    i watched “the lover” last night. 50 gazillion times hotter that aniston anyday.

    SO LETS TALK ABOUT JANE MARCH FROM 1992 PLEASE.

    #25 | Comment by tehpunk — December 10, 2005 @ 11:48 pm

  26. Jane March is so much hotter than Aniston could ever wish to be. Whatever happened to her anyways?

    Oh I have some michelle ‘clownface’ pics from some award thingy, how do I get them to you Justin? She’s actually lookin pretty good in them

    #26 | Comment by TheChef — December 11, 2005 @ 2:04 am

  27. She (Jane March) pretty much went into straight-to-video-land after that flop, Color of Night, with Bruce Willis.

    Very, very sad – as she’s been on my top five list ever since The Lover.

    All the B-Movie chicks that never made it big should do a multi-disc pr0n movie; March, Carré Otis, Joan Severance, et al.

    #27 | Comment by Steampunk — December 11, 2005 @ 3:21 am

  28. jane march was such a lil hotbody, i too wonder what became of her.

    is ‘the lover’ available on dvd? i think i might need that…

    #28 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 11, 2005 @ 4:46 am

  29. I was at my local blockbuster today and saw some Fantasy (you know goblins and wizards)movie with her in it that I never heard of.

    I forget the name, but I looked at the pics on the back and she is even hotter then I remember her being.

    Also is it really true that they actually “did it” in The Lover?

    #29 | Comment by Snit — December 11, 2005 @ 5:28 am

  30. i looked jane up on imdb to see if i could find the fantasy movie, and was shocked to discover she only has 7(!) credits to her name since her debut in ‘the lover’ in 1992, and one of those was a tv movie. and in another, she plays a korean(!) secret agent. guess she’s either not all that into the acting, or her agent sucks balls.

    oh, and despite how it looked, they didn’t actually ‘do it’ in ‘the lover’ (which jane made when she was barely 18). although i’d still like to see the uncut version… πŸ˜‰

    #30 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 11, 2005 @ 6:15 am

  31. The verdict from Japan?

    XBox 360 not so hot.

    http://www.playfuls.com/itnews_378.html

    #31 | Comment by El Payo — December 11, 2005 @ 7:11 am

  32. Jane March did a really crap movie with Bruce Willis (watchable only for the fact that her awesome body is naked through a good portion of it) and then faded into undeserved obscurity along with her perky nipples.

    #32 | Comment by El Payo — December 11, 2005 @ 7:13 am

  33. I saw “The Lover” on IFC… or Sundance Channel a while back. Anyone notice all the sex?

    #33 | Comment by Brad — December 11, 2005 @ 9:07 am

  34. i fapped to jane march in color of night

    ps: jane march/michelle trachtenberg = clownfaces

    #34 | Comment by Justin — December 11, 2005 @ 10:08 am

  35. heh
    robocop.

    #35 | Comment by monkeymachine — December 11, 2005 @ 11:05 am

  36. She’s wearing a suit in those thumbs.

    #36 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — December 12, 2005 @ 5:04 am

  37. No she’s not

    #37 | Comment by Snit — December 12, 2005 @ 5:44 am

  38. I fapped to Color Of Night. A lot. Is “The Lover” comparable?

    #38 | Comment by CoolCutz — December 12, 2005 @ 7:28 am

  39. yes #37…yes it is.

    #39 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 12, 2005 @ 8:24 am

  40. While we’re waiting for the Aniston pics, here’s some CJ Gibson to fap to.

    #40 | Comment by Bill Clay — December 12, 2005 @ 3:18 pm

  41. wtf?

    ignore #39, plz.

    that should read:

    yes #38, yes it is.

    #41 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 12, 2005 @ 10:39 pm

  42. You’re wrong, dude!

    The Lover >>>>>>>>>> Color of Night

    #42 | Comment by kiko — December 13, 2005 @ 5:50 am

  43. #37, yeah, it’s a purple top.

    #42, it’s true.

    #43 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — December 13, 2005 @ 9:27 am

  44. #43 maybe but its still not a suit, shes wearing panties/bikini bottom.

    #44 | Comment by Snit — December 13, 2005 @ 12:16 pm

  45. GREAT LINK #40

    I found the parent directory and you can find pretty much any girl you can imagine there

    http://images.google.com/

    #45 | Comment by Cheebye — December 14, 2005 @ 2:14 am

  46. #44, touche… I think.

    #46 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — December 14, 2005 @ 6:08 am

  47. For the girls and some of the boys out there – you can see Bruce Willis’ willy in color of Night.

    Jane March in The Lover – up there with Mathilda may in the legendary Lifeforce, Emmanuelle Beart always naked in La Belle Noiseuse and Eva Green in The Dreamers for great introductory nudity.

    #47 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 15, 2005 @ 2:02 pm

  48. Eva Green’s close up snatch shot is one of the greatest shots in cinema history, along with that going-through-the-roof thing in citizen kan

    #48 | Comment by chipsilver — December 19, 2005 @ 8:53 pm

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