The new DVD comes out tomorrow and it’s got this thing where you can watch the whole movie without all the special effects. The ‘All Green Version’ they call it.
But apparently the whole thing’s sped up by like 800% so it all flies by in like 10 minutes.
That said, i would really like to spank Carla Gugino’s meaty ass.
Yummy!
What a fuckin’ scam. 17 minutes my ass… try 4 minutes. Tops. You only get 17 when count the time during the credits, which they show you three times.
#1 | Comment by MisterEd — December 12, 2005 @ 8:25 pm
More Alba More Gooder
#2 | Comment by Stumpy — December 12, 2005 @ 8:32 pm
I’m out to buy this today. Carla Gugino, here I come.
#3 | Comment by deedas — December 12, 2005 @ 8:39 pm
i fapped to carla gugino so many times in jaded.
#4 | Comment by Justin — December 12, 2005 @ 8:43 pm
bah screw carla, alexis though..
#5 | Comment by bah — December 12, 2005 @ 8:58 pm
alexis has crazy daveigh chase eyes. i am unable to fap to her.
#6 | Comment by Justin — December 12, 2005 @ 9:02 pm
do you look at the mantlepiece while stoking the fire?
#7 | Comment by Goigen — December 12, 2005 @ 9:56 pm
Do you stoke the fire with your penis?
#8 | Comment by Regal — December 12, 2005 @ 10:36 pm
me like meaty ass
#9 | Comment by turtle — December 12, 2005 @ 10:50 pm
I add more meat to her ass.
#10 | Comment by dex — December 13, 2005 @ 12:32 am
I agree with bah…
Alexis is hot.
#11 | Comment by me — December 13, 2005 @ 12:37 am
alexis is very much teh hot. those eyes hypnotize me…
excuse me, i have to go fantasize about a gilmore girls 3-some…
again.
^_^
#12 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 13, 2005 @ 1:34 am
Thx for the heads-up.
Finally! I’ve been waiting for that one.
Stupid crapy edition Dvd’s 🙁
#13 | Comment by Crackpot Live — December 13, 2005 @ 2:08 am
lauren > alexis
#14 | Comment by turtle — December 13, 2005 @ 2:16 am
Liza Weil > Lauren > Alexis
Paris Gellar HOOTERS!
Carla Gugino is God’s most perfect creation.
#15 | Comment by Nerima — December 13, 2005 @ 2:49 am
lauren graham is such a hawt mommy.
“fuck me santa, fuck me santa, fuck me santa!”
#16 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 13, 2005 @ 3:14 am
i concur
#17 | Comment by turtle — December 13, 2005 @ 3:30 am
james king > *
#18 | Comment by yawn — December 13, 2005 @ 4:01 am
what happened to many armano ? you know the pepsi chick who got in maxim .
#19 | Comment by fapper — December 13, 2005 @ 5:30 am
Ahh, Carla Gugino. Guess my night is planned now.
The only way I’d watch “Gilmore Girls” is if they had an episode where the entire cast gets shot, stabbed, hanged, burned, pissed on and jabbed with a stick.
#20 | Comment by The Pope — December 13, 2005 @ 6:07 am
Gugino is fappable in ‘Snake Eyes’ as well, if you can get past Nic ‘Jor El’ Cage.
#21 | Comment by El Payo — December 13, 2005 @ 7:31 am
You know, I think Justin has a thing for Jessica Alba. He just doesn’t want to admit to it.
#22 | Comment by Mage — December 13, 2005 @ 8:31 am
Why doesn’t anyone talk about Gugino’s early film “Jaded“? Where she’s raped by two lesbians?
Is it a crappy movie???
#23 | Comment by crabby — December 13, 2005 @ 9:15 am
OK, CG is hot in an older chick kinda way, possible MILF material. However, she could never, ever top the pure hotness that is Mackie…!!!
#24 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — December 13, 2005 @ 9:22 am
Ho!Ho!Ho!PIMP!
Happy Holidays, Everyone!
#25 | Comment by Smiley — December 13, 2005 @ 9:27 am
mmmm green… no clothes… green
#26 | Comment by Utahcon — December 13, 2005 @ 10:51 am
Why does Jessica Alba look like she got beat up with a penis stick?
#27 | Comment by easydoesituniversity — December 13, 2005 @ 10:56 am
Why does Rosario Dawson look like a cleaned up cavewoman?
#28 | Comment by The Pope — December 13, 2005 @ 11:41 am
Is there a version where they digitally remove Albas’s clothes?
Thank you for the Albapic, Justin; the rest of you quit picking on him over her. He might actually stop for embarrassment.
#29 | Comment by tool — December 13, 2005 @ 12:07 pm
Damn…. for a minute there I thought the new hi res server was up. So sad.
Randy
#30 | Comment by Randy — December 13, 2005 @ 1:55 pm
Rosario dawson’s tongue is the best
thing in the movie.
the girl i saw it with was convinced it’d be a “silly comic book movie”..
needless to say she nearly pissed herself with fear, she just couldn’t take kevin,
and jumped when marv slams some dude’s head into a wall..
i was laughing so hard i think i really freaked her out.
but in the end she thanked me for enlightening her.
thanked over and over.
#31 | Comment by monkeymachine — December 13, 2005 @ 3:14 pm
justin, i think its important you know jessica chobot is at it again:
http://joystiq.com/entry/1234000730072241/
#32 | Comment by heat — December 13, 2005 @ 9:00 pm
I used to love this site more than life itself.
Now Justin needs to change the name to ThingsIMasturbateTo.com and start charging for homemade video clips…
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap.
fap.
#33 | Comment by embus — December 14, 2005 @ 4:37 am
fap!
#34 | Comment by embus — December 14, 2005 @ 4:38 am
Thanks, #32. Hopefully she will wear a thong next time. We need more Chobot.
#35 | Comment by kiko — December 14, 2005 @ 6:28 am
#33 – Those are in his newsletter
#36 | Comment by SpankMonkey — December 14, 2005 @ 1:22 pm
When will hi res be back up??
#37 | Comment by guest — December 14, 2005 @ 2:01 pm