432 thoughts on “Mischa Barton”

  1. First!

    Very nice pictures!

    #1 | Comment by jupiterssj4 — January 3, 2006 @ 8:28 pm

  2. Mischa is a skank, but for some reason my penis is happy looking at her rubbing lotion on the boobies.

    Mmmm, boobies.

    #2 | Comment by TheChef — January 3, 2006 @ 8:31 pm

  3. Too… damn… skinny!

    There’s a good, elegant kind of skinny, then there’s the “featureless monkey-skeleton”, Mischa Barton kind of skinny. Pass!

    #3 | Comment by Unlock Boss — January 3, 2006 @ 8:46 pm

  4. stupid ribcage..

    #4 | Comment by iamthedevil60 — January 3, 2006 @ 9:16 pm

  5. Normally I’m against breast-enhancement but in this case I think we can make an exception…

    #5 | Comment by Magus — January 3, 2006 @ 9:18 pm

  6. Don’t you hurt my dog, bitch!

    #6 | Comment by Steampunk — January 3, 2006 @ 11:08 pm

  7. sexah

    #7 | Comment by yawn — January 4, 2006 @ 12:06 am

  8. Mischa Barton looks like a piece of uncooked chicken (with the skin on) in a miniskirt and oversize sunglasses.

    #8 | Comment by Smiley — January 4, 2006 @ 1:59 am

  9. don’t you make me hurt your dog, #6!

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 4, 2006 @ 3:06 am

  10. bleh.

    #10 | Comment by JerryEmery — January 4, 2006 @ 3:07 am

  11. I’m sorry but i don’t find her as hot as most other people…

    I’d still hit it 🙂

    #11 | Comment by BigBoss — January 4, 2006 @ 4:22 am

  12. Rachel Bilson is approximately 1000x hotter.

    And have you see Mischa’s boyfriend? Dude defines several terms, including “greasy,” “ugly,” “trashy,” and the phrase “looks like a urinal cake smells.”

    #12 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — January 4, 2006 @ 4:42 am

  13. That would be “… _its_ skin …”, thank you very much!

    #13 | Comment by bjorn — January 4, 2006 @ 5:05 am

  14. She just seems way older than she really is. She’s like a mannequin, no spark or personality at all.

    There’s probably a label on her ass that says “Warning! May cause impotence!”

    #14 | Comment by The Pope — January 4, 2006 @ 5:32 am

  15. yeah she looks like a boring fuck.. but i’d definitely give her the option of proving me wrong =)

    #15 | Comment by yawn — January 4, 2006 @ 5:42 am

  16. The Mischa Barton pics where she doesn’t look like Mischa Barton are hot!!

    #16 | Comment by Topher — January 4, 2006 @ 6:07 am

  17. if she would actually gain some weight, her boobies would grow bigger.

    Have anyone seen the recent bikini pics of Nicole Richie? They are freaky skinny and absolutely disgusting

    #17 | Comment by jupiterssj4 — January 4, 2006 @ 6:29 am

  18. You just know anal is just out of the question.

    #18 | Comment by Methusala — January 4, 2006 @ 9:40 am

  19. Mischa = Paris

    …and that’s not good.

    #19 | Comment by kiko — January 4, 2006 @ 10:17 am

  20. #18 – HaHa-True. So true. Maybe if she had a lower back tattoo, then it would be game on. But she looks like the type who just MIGHT get talked into a drunken three-way with another chick or with another dude(Oral and Vag only; still no butt play and no double-deckers).

    #20 | Comment by Smiley — January 4, 2006 @ 11:30 am

  21. #19 however you want to characterize Paris… stupid.. whore.. rich bitch… whatever…

    she is hawt and knows how to please a man.

    Mischa… she’s not even in the same league.

    #21 | Comment by yawn — January 5, 2006 @ 4:32 am

  22. 21-I wouldn’t fuck Paris with your dick!
    Her image is enough to turn me off, I don’t even consider looks in her case!

    #22 | Comment by Pixel — January 5, 2006 @ 5:07 am

  23. Ah… would ya?

    #23 | Comment by Buffalo Bill — January 5, 2006 @ 11:37 am

  24. http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2650242

    #24 | Comment by El Payo — January 5, 2006 @ 2:17 pm

  25. wow that is sex. i dig that ciara-type one-piece into the jeans look. and the fact that a scummy fuck like me could have a chance at her, after looking at her boyfriend.

    #25 | Comment by rock bottom — January 5, 2006 @ 3:14 pm

  26. i hope someone runs her over. or beats her into a coma.

    #26 | Comment by tehpunk — January 5, 2006 @ 6:23 pm

  27. or sterilizes her so there are no more of her

    #27 | Comment by Magus — January 5, 2006 @ 7:53 pm

  28. All this drama with teh Lohan and no updates?! For shame, Justin!!!

    #28 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 5, 2006 @ 9:37 pm

  29. I think I’d put my lotion in her basket.

    #29 | Comment by TheGoodReverend — January 6, 2006 @ 3:11 am

  30. where do u know this song?

    it rubs the lotion on its skin ..or else it gets the hoes agin

    its from greenkeepers, right?
    i thought im the only one who knows that song!!

    yeah nice pics!!!!

    #30 | Comment by monsieur!!! — January 6, 2006 @ 9:19 am

  31. #31 –

    The line is from the move The Silence of the Lambs. Greenskeepers have just made a video based on the movie (link posted by #24) . All the images in video are from the movie.

    #31 | Comment by Flyboy — January 6, 2006 @ 9:54 am

  32. Judging by the fifth picture, I’m guessing that even though it put the lotion on it’s skin, it’s gonna get the hose anyway.

    #32 | Comment by Dr. Dave — January 6, 2006 @ 2:55 pm

  33. nice…very nice!!!

    #33 | Comment by DeDios — January 6, 2006 @ 7:02 pm

  34. #32 – You mean Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings? 😉

    #34 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 7, 2006 @ 1:27 am

  35. While the origin of the line might be obvious to you, it wasn’t to monsieuer!!!, and needed clarification.

    #35 | Comment by Flyboy — January 7, 2006 @ 2:01 am

  36. for all those bored with this chick here a nice topless pic of jessica alba topless for justin & friends http://sheendigital.com/alba/

    #36 | Comment by Walker — January 7, 2006 @ 10:39 am

  37. i so knew that was gonna happen #37…

    obvious.

    #37 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 7, 2006 @ 12:13 pm

  38. #36 – You do know what 😉 means, don’t you?

    #38 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 7, 2006 @ 12:19 pm

  39. Whats wrong with Mischa?!?

    Ass-less chicks Rule! U_U

    #39 | Comment by Crackpot Live — January 7, 2006 @ 4:00 pm

  40. justin’s missing

    #40 | Comment by fufufafa — January 8, 2006 @ 1:50 am

  41. hey #37!! repost 😛

    #41 | Comment by daserca — January 8, 2006 @ 1:53 am

  42. #41 Justin is in jail.

    #42 | Comment by kiko — January 8, 2006 @ 10:46 am

  43. #43 im forced to agree

    #43 | Comment by Mike — January 8, 2006 @ 12:03 pm

  44. REMEMBER, Justin warned us that he would have less time to update the site. And most of us agreed that we’d rather wait for him instead of having a “fill-in” do the posting for him.

    #44 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 8, 2006 @ 1:15 pm

  45. #43 – I have a feeling Justin’s too busy masturbating to update.

    In jail.

    And when I mean masturbating, I really meant giving his cellmate a handjob.

    Against his will.

    #45 | Comment by Smiley — January 8, 2006 @ 4:45 pm

  46. I have a message: Justin’s plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

    #46 | Comment by Guy — January 9, 2006 @ 12:50 am

  47. #47, good. I liked Colonel Potter better anyhow.

    #47 | Comment by Steampunk — January 9, 2006 @ 3:10 am

  48. i dont see the big deal about this bitch. she thinks she’s hot shit. i wonder if she’ll think that way in a few years when The OC has been cancelled. washed up at 22, that’s right bitch. fucking cunt

    #48 | Comment by noel4r — January 9, 2006 @ 4:38 am

  49. Where is Justin? Did he fap himself to death?

    #49 | Comment by Steven — January 9, 2006 @ 4:53 am

  50. i can neither confirm nor deny reports of justin’s death by fappage.

    fifty-first!

    #50 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 9, 2006 @ 5:28 am

  51. fifty-second!

    #51 | Comment by fufufafa — January 9, 2006 @ 5:58 am

  52. 53rd, bitches. Justin is prepping to take over The Daily Show while Jon Stewart is hosting the Academy Awards™®©AMPAS 2006.

    #52 | Comment by El Payo — January 9, 2006 @ 10:18 am

  53. i just wanna point out that
    george lucas is an anagram for ego slug race

    dis nigga be fiddy-foeth, son.

    #53 | Comment by monkeymachine — January 9, 2006 @ 10:48 am

  54. #53 Do you think Justin would fit the word fap between daily and show?

    #54 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 9, 2006 @ 11:14 am

  55. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Justin pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

    #55 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — January 9, 2006 @ 3:15 pm

  56. G’damnit justin, its been fecking 6 days. Update already.

    #56 | Comment by Dere33 — January 9, 2006 @ 6:53 pm

  57. lolz @ #56

    SAVE JUSTIN!

    #57 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 9, 2006 @ 10:41 pm

  58. i wouldn’t fuck her with justin’s dick.

    #58 | Comment by tehpunk — January 9, 2006 @ 10:44 pm

  59. Check this out!

    HREF=”http://www.gamergod.com/article.php?article_id=3329″>Chobot News for Justin

    #59 | Comment by lameduck — January 10, 2006 @ 3:51 am

  60. clicky here

    #60 | Comment by lameduck — January 10, 2006 @ 3:53 am

  61. ^^^
    you fail twice at using the intarwebs.

    #61 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 10, 2006 @ 5:39 am

  62. I suck at teh interwebs 🙁

    #62 | Comment by lameduck — January 10, 2006 @ 5:50 am

  63. I swear to god if Justin is going to pull his lameass routine of “I’m quitting, here’s someone new who you’ll hate” and it turns out to be him, he’ll die.

    #63 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 10, 2006 @ 7:22 am

  64. no it’ll be me, bitches.

    sexyfith.

    #64 | Comment by DrPhil — January 10, 2006 @ 7:34 am

  65. I’m putting Lotion on my Hose.

    #65 | Comment by Smiley — January 10, 2006 @ 8:53 am

  66. How about an update, fuckwipe?

    Please.

    #66 | Comment by Jenesis — January 10, 2006 @ 12:19 pm

  67. O Justin, O Justin, wherefore art thou, Justin?!

    #67 | Comment by MyDogFap — January 10, 2006 @ 12:26 pm

  68. We should all wax nostalgic for the good ol’ days, when Justin would post at an astonishing rate. He was so hot with the hottie pics, one barely had time to fap to one girl before there was another new slut to fap it to. Does anyone else remember the great Mackie post? Fapping to her beauty was like fapping to God! I still fap to her beauty. I miss those days and I cherish them, now, that our brother in fappage has apparently gone the way of everything. Come back, o poster of hot sluts!!!

    #68 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — January 10, 2006 @ 1:17 pm

  69. Now we are up to post # 70! Justin better have died of fappage because no one else is if he ain’t going to post.

    #69 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 10, 2006 @ 1:25 pm

  70. Who’s Justin ? O_o

    #70 | Comment by Crackpot Live — January 10, 2006 @ 3:40 pm

  71. Holy Shit! Is that a jedi T? That is like geek crack. Careful with that avatar man.

    Oh and yeah 55, he’ll definitely fit that in there. And at the end of the show, the Moment of Zen will be replaced by the Moment of Fappage.

    #71 | Comment by El Payo — January 10, 2006 @ 6:35 pm

  72. omg mischa barton doesn’t use tampons
    http://darkhat.blogspot.com/2006/01/micha-barton-needs-tampon.html

    #72 | Comment by Walker — January 10, 2006 @ 7:15 pm

  73. sweet mother of dickless whales, i didnt realize everybody missed justin so much..i heard he finally found himself, stopped fapping, became a buddhist monk and now tends to gardens in the himalayan mountains

    #73 | Comment by Magus — January 10, 2006 @ 9:14 pm

  74. JUSTIN, IF YOU CAN CRAWL TO THE KEYBOARD GIVE US A SIGN THAT YOU STILL ARE ALIVE!!!

    #74 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 10, 2006 @ 9:14 pm

  75. Can’t you all see he’s just waiting for the comments to reach 100?

    Fuckin n00bs!

    #75 | Comment by gulliver — January 10, 2006 @ 11:44 pm

  76. +1

    #76 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 10, 2006 @ 11:56 pm

  77. Hello bitches 🙂

    #77 | Comment by Justin — January 11, 2006 @ 12:54 am

  78. ZOMG look who rolled out of bed :O

    #78 | Comment by Evestay — January 11, 2006 @ 1:00 am

  79. Yes, we are your bitches. Post pictures now, use us to overthrow the government later.

    #79 | Comment by Bearcat — January 11, 2006 @ 1:10 am

  80. #78 = NOT the real Justin 🙁

    #80 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 11, 2006 @ 1:21 am

  81. I can do it too!

    #81 | Comment by Justin (not real Justin) — January 11, 2006 @ 2:00 am

  82. OK!!! He is gone, I suggest we take over his page and start our own “masturbatory heaven”. Who is with me??? 😉

    Some pics about our little Avril Lavigne. She’s grown up 🙁

    Pic1

    Pic2

    Pic3

    Let’s do it people!!!

    #82 | Comment by daserca — January 11, 2006 @ 2:02 am

  83. Dex sucks?

    #83 | Comment by ninbw — January 11, 2006 @ 3:34 am

  84. Forget about Avril.

    As soon as you get engaged/marry a total nob you immediately lose what sex appeal you have.

    Case in point- Spears could pose nude right now and she wouldn’t be as desirable as when she was a “virgin”.

    #84 | Comment by Dude — January 11, 2006 @ 9:18 am

  85. Her boobs got all nasty and separated. No one wants to see Spears naked anymore.

    #85 | Comment by Sophistry — January 11, 2006 @ 11:16 am

  86. sup justin?

    #86 | Comment by vhw — January 11, 2006 @ 1:02 pm

  87. #72 It would totally win a fapping Emmy!

    #87 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 11, 2006 @ 1:09 pm

  88. umm…update soon?

    #88 | Comment by jess — January 11, 2006 @ 2:29 pm

  89. im thinkin………. NINETY

    #89 | Comment by questionable_ethics — January 11, 2006 @ 2:51 pm

  90. No posts about Elisha Cuthbert showing up on ’24’ this season? She was pretty fapping fappable in The Girl Next Door.

    #90 | Comment by El Payo — January 11, 2006 @ 4:30 pm

  91. Oh, by the way, the Avril pics are like 1960s hot/sexy, I like her better like this than as a whiny poseur ‘punk.’

    #91 | Comment by El Payo — January 11, 2006 @ 4:31 pm

  92. Didn’t Elisha die on 24?

    #92 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 11, 2006 @ 4:49 pm

  93. 94 bottles of jizz on the wall…

    94 bottles of jizz…

    #93 | Comment by gulliver — January 11, 2006 @ 6:50 pm

  94. No, she didn’t die on 24. In the 4th season, Jack explains that she is living with her bf and helping to raise his daughter, which was all explained in the third season. Still, I caught the promo that showed her. I thought it was her, but for a second, I thought it might be a blonder Chloe. It was so quick, I wasn’t sure. Still, I can’t wait for this season.

    #94 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — January 11, 2006 @ 7:31 pm

  95. What has happened to justin, 8 days and no post? did he get arrested for that suggestive pic of the pink haired girl from tv?

    #95 | Comment by Maniacus — January 11, 2006 @ 8:00 pm

  96. 97

    #96 | Comment by Seriously — January 11, 2006 @ 9:31 pm

  97. 98

    #97 | Comment by Seriously — January 11, 2006 @ 9:32 pm

  98. Ninety-niiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee

    #98 | Comment by Seriously — January 11, 2006 @ 9:32 pm

  99. Quick! Somebody make the 100th post!

    #99 | Comment by Seriously — January 11, 2006 @ 9:32 pm

  100. Oh.

    Crap.

    Sorry guys, my bad.

    #100 | Comment by Seriously — January 11, 2006 @ 9:33 pm

  101. HAP-PY NEW YEAR!!!

    Wait, why exactly were we counting down?

    I suggest we start a candlelight vigil outside Justin’s house. Anyone know any good songs about fapping?

    #101 | Comment by Unlock Boss — January 11, 2006 @ 10:26 pm

  102. ^^^
    not to get technical, but i’m fairly certain we were counting up…

    #102 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 11, 2006 @ 10:41 pm

  103. i bought a white mink robe, sat in circle a formed out of ox blood, lit hundred and sixty two candles and cast a spell using a thousand year old spell book which was made by ghangis kahn himself. i then inhaled the smoke from the burnt ingredients i had mixed: turkey gizz, garlic, a horse ear, a sheeps testicle and a picture of hayden panettiere and chanted the following: “Dear Lord of fappage hear my plee, i say to thee: bring back your servant Justin to provide us with fappable updates and irrelevant pics…. huuuuum huuuuuuuuuum…..BRING HIM BACK!!!! SWEET MOTHER OF SYPHYLIS, BRING HIM BACKKKK!!!!!!!!” and then i passed out in my own urine and vomit………..

    #103 | Comment by Magus — January 11, 2006 @ 11:02 pm

  104. Okay, now I’m getting worried…

    #104 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 11, 2006 @ 11:35 pm

  105. agreed

    #105 | Comment by questionable_ethics — January 11, 2006 @ 11:56 pm

  106. Sooo…

    Anyone read any good books lately?

    #106 | Comment by Unlock Boss — January 12, 2006 @ 12:21 am

  107. Hey, a certain girl out here needs something to fap to too!… arg.

    #107 | Comment by Kim — January 12, 2006 @ 1:02 am

  108. there are no girls on the internet. If you read this site youd know that.

    #108 | Comment by Guy — January 12, 2006 @ 1:20 am

  109. GUYS GUYS

    JUSTIN’S QUITTING

    AGAIN

    I AM TOTALLY FOR REAL

    #109 | Comment by Seriously — January 12, 2006 @ 2:18 am

  110. I am too busy fappin to post:P

    #110 | Comment by Justin — January 12, 2006 @ 2:53 am

  111. just playing about the fappage ritual… i actually passed out in shit and vomit… my bad.. j/k just missin the updates

    #111 | Comment by Magus — January 12, 2006 @ 2:57 am

  112. ^^^

    #111 = Totally not the real Justin.

    That is, unless he came to the sudden realization that Titanic is a floating pile of excrement of a movie and removed his long-displayed avatar of Leo ‘n’ Kate.

    If so*- kudos, Justin. Kudos.

    *It isn’t.

    #112 | Comment by Unlock Boss — January 12, 2006 @ 3:21 am

  113. #110 is an ass

    #111 is either a liar or Justin or both

    #112 is drunk

    #113 Justin will never admit Titanic sucks compared to previous Titanic films such as the silent version with uber cool special effects!

    #113 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — January 12, 2006 @ 4:53 am

  114. Hi there guys,

    I’ll start posting soon

    #114 | Comment by Justin — January 12, 2006 @ 7:53 am

  115. #115.

    Not the real Justin.

    #115 | Comment by Justin — January 12, 2006 @ 7:54 am

  116. What a bunch of losers.

    #116 | Comment by Red — January 12, 2006 @ 8:06 am

  117. Justin’s died of fappage overload…

    Ash should come back and post like he did 3-4 years ago…

    #117 | Comment by Zahid — January 12, 2006 @ 8:30 am

  118. To be fair, there’s not been much to post on lately. Other than that guy getting to see Scarlett’s boobs in the new Woody Allen film.

    #118 | Comment by Sophistry — January 12, 2006 @ 10:40 am

  119. (The above comment is intentionally misleading.)

    #119 | Comment by Sophistry — January 12, 2006 @ 10:41 am

  120. @ intermaweb.net:

    The justinettes are getting anxious about the lack of updates over at fubar. Is Justin in jail? Has he fapped himself into a coma? Is he “quitting” again, after fattening up the domain name for market?…

    Full Story: http://intermaweb.net/2006/01/12/death-by-fappage/

    #120 | Comment by not justin — January 12, 2006 @ 11:26 am

  121. yes, now we’re publicly creepy

    #121 | Comment by questionable_ethics — January 12, 2006 @ 1:02 pm

  122. WOW, we’re net-celebs (talk about eating your own tail!). We’d better get rid of all that LazyTown stuff before we get TOO famous. ;-D

    #122 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 12, 2006 @ 1:28 pm

  123. i have to wonder if he is just doing this to see a snowball effect or just to watch the insanity that would ensue if he were to not post….

    #123 | Comment by Dere33 — January 12, 2006 @ 1:30 pm

  124. Go Justinettes go!

    #124 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 12, 2006 @ 1:33 pm

  125. I stand by my comment and say its death by fappage!

    #125 | Comment by Steven — January 12, 2006 @ 1:43 pm

  126. off topic but.. any1 still have the psycho girl video? i will pay 5 bucks via pay pal if u send it to me =)

    #126 | Comment by JeRMZ — January 12, 2006 @ 1:55 pm

  127. Scholars submit that when the day comes that a single FUBAR post breaks into the 4-digit comment count, the mighty website will shatter into a thousand tiny web-fragments, which will then send all celebrity pictures to the five great corners of the internet.

    The winds will howl, the earth will dry up and wither, and the age of man will come face-to-face with the largest fapping drought it will ever know, and thus run risk of being wiped from this Earth for all eternity.

    That is, unless a noble saviour is chosen.

    For you see, the legends also speak of a great man clad in pink; one who goes by the name of JUSTIN. With a harem of beautiful women- both young and old- travelling in his wake, he alone has been foretold to embark on a perilous journey to unite the celebrity pictures once more; from high-resolution to webcam, from professional photoshoot to paparazzi filth, from Scarlett Johansson to… ugh… Haylie Duff– JUSTIN has been selected by fate and the cosmos itself to re-forge the illustrious FUBAR website and bring peace and fappiness to the entire kingdom of TEH INTARNET.

    Few are chosen, and even fewer answer the call.

    Will you be governed by fate, or will you forge a blazing, righteous path of your own?

    Prepare to choose.

    –FUBAR: A HARD DICK’S NIGHT–

    Coming soon… No, really.

    #127 | Comment by Unlock Boss — January 12, 2006 @ 2:27 pm

  128. #127- Yes, you are way, way off topic.

    We have a crisis here with our leader missing in action after leading us into the middle of a fapping dessert, and you can’t see any further then your next fix.

    Pervert!

    The above may or may not have happened.

    #128 | Comment by Dude — January 12, 2006 @ 2:29 pm

  129. #121 – Justinette? Jeez, that makes us sound like a buncha of girls! Bunch of young impressionable young girls, with short cropped baby doll tees, tight stomachs, perky breasts and an insatiable knack for performing oral sex…

    #122 – …yeah, you’re right, we’re Publicly Creepy. I just creeped myself out typing that out.

    And Justin, please come back. No more Bad Touch. We promise.

    #129 | Comment by Smiley — January 12, 2006 @ 2:32 pm

  130. #127 What is your email? I think I might still have it somewhere on the site…

    #130 | Comment by Justin — January 12, 2006 @ 2:51 pm

  131. my email is infected_jerm@yahoo.com

    #131 | Comment by JeRMZ — January 12, 2006 @ 2:55 pm

  132. Don’t worry #130, I’m sure it gave everyone boners. Damn, the creepiness grows.

    #132 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 12, 2006 @ 3:15 pm

  133. cmon sum1 hook me up w/ the psycho girl video! theres 5 bucks in it for ya haha

    #133 | Comment by JeRMZ — January 12, 2006 @ 4:16 pm

  134. Do you think we’ll see Justin on next week’s episode of Lost?

    I ‘ll bet he has joined the cast as the new castaway, the crazy one with the broken laptop who keeps sits in the corner of the cave all day, furiously masturbating non-stop to a blank screen and sniffing Lindsay Lohan’s shawl.

    #134 | Comment by Smiley — January 12, 2006 @ 4:49 pm

  135. Look under NSFW files on the main page, Jermz.

    #135 | Comment by Sophistry — January 12, 2006 @ 4:49 pm

  136. the links dont work anymore

    #136 | Comment by JeRMZ — January 12, 2006 @ 4:55 pm

  137. Justin’s just upset that nobody else liked the Celine Dion pictures. It finally hit him, and he had to step away from it all.

    #137 | Comment by exelis — January 12, 2006 @ 6:17 pm

  138. WHERE THE FUCK IS JUSTIN?!

    #138 | Comment by WHERE THE FUCK IS JUSTIN?! — January 12, 2006 @ 7:11 pm

  139. fap, fap, fap

    #139 | Comment by Kim — January 12, 2006 @ 7:21 pm

  140. Start contacting the hospitals. Justin, wherever you are, I hop you’re OK.

    #140 | Comment by El Payo — January 12, 2006 @ 8:48 pm

  141. And I hope you’re OK to. Now I need to get back to hopping. There’s nothing new to fap to.

    #141 | Comment by El Payo — January 12, 2006 @ 8:49 pm

  142. *too*

    No more late night posts for me (apart from this final one)

    #142 | Comment by El Payo — January 12, 2006 @ 8:49 pm

  143. I am Gopher Boy pondering reality.

    Where is the silly azn?

    Who will buy my raspberries?

    #143 | Comment by gulliver — January 12, 2006 @ 8:56 pm

  144. This site sucks. Rarely posts any stories. I’m not an employee, but http://www.thesuperficial.com/ is a more entertaining site. The forum also has lots of pictures.

    #144 | Comment by whoCares — January 12, 2006 @ 9:11 pm

  145. “justinettes” sounds so fagay.

    #145 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 12, 2006 @ 9:16 pm

  146. #145, If it’s stories you’re looking for, head on over here and quit your moaning.

    146th!

    #146 | Comment by Unlock Boss — January 12, 2006 @ 9:18 pm

  147. What I meant to say was “147th”. That’s what I really meant. (Damn you Bill)

    #147 | Comment by Unlock Boss — January 12, 2006 @ 9:19 pm

  148. #147, your mom moans when I bang her. Stop being so stupid. I was only giving people an alternative. Only dumb people like you visit here

    #148 | Comment by whoCares — January 12, 2006 @ 9:41 pm

  149. Quick, someone post #150!

    #149 | Comment by Seriously — January 12, 2006 @ 10:07 pm

  150. FUCK, sorry.

    #150 | Comment by Seriously — January 12, 2006 @ 10:07 pm

  151. #129 – mmmmm…fapping dessert.

    i’ll take mine with extra whipped cream plz.

    ^_^

    #151 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 12, 2006 @ 10:44 pm

  152. Starting to Worry…

    #152 | Comment by Idaho — January 13, 2006 @ 3:20 am

  153. Maybe we can make a new Justin?

    #153 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — January 13, 2006 @ 3:23 am

  154. Justin 2.0?

    #154 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 13, 2006 @ 3:37 am

  155. bastardly.com

    I hope Justin 1.5 comes back, he liked to post. In the meantime I’m checking out that superficial and the bastardly.

    Hope he’s ok.

    #155 | Comment by TheChef — January 13, 2006 @ 3:40 am

  156. Justin 2.0.

    Gentlemen, we have the technology.

    We can… rebuild him!

    #156 | Comment by Dere33 — January 13, 2006 @ 3:58 am

  157. Why justin why??

    #157 | Comment by Jimbob — January 13, 2006 @ 5:32 am

  158. I’ve got my eyes on something special. What do you reckon it is?

    #158 | Comment by Trip — January 13, 2006 @ 5:40 am

  159. I’m afraid he went the way of Jasmine Grey.

    #159 | Comment by kiko — January 13, 2006 @ 5:45 am

  160. no hot girls in a week? whatsupwitdat?

    #160 | Comment by Kliqueman — January 13, 2006 @ 5:54 am

  161. Oh great my penis fell off.

    #161 | Comment by Sigh — January 13, 2006 @ 7:16 am

  162. #152- Yea! Someone noticed that I intentionally spelled “desert” wrong.

    I likes the chocolate syrup myself. It takes a more vigorous tongue action.

    I love you Angelbaby!! 😉

    #162 | Comment by Dude — January 13, 2006 @ 7:26 am

  163. What the fap dude!? I hope youre not dead or anything cause i needs some fappin’ mats soon! My penis is sad. Fap….. fap… =(

    #163 | Comment by Ghey — January 13, 2006 @ 7:53 am

  164. #157…

    Better, Stronger, Fappier.

    #164 | Comment by Tanzarian — January 13, 2006 @ 8:11 am

  165. Maybe the aliens caught Justin and now they are anal probing him with bricks or something. This sucks, no more softporn.

    #165 | Comment by Romulus — January 13, 2006 @ 11:06 am

  166. My penis is sad.

    SAVE JUSTIN!

    #166 | Comment by stank — January 13, 2006 @ 11:11 am

  167. Justin would have the Farrell/ Narain vid for us.

    #167 | Comment by tool — January 13, 2006 @ 12:18 pm

  168. justin finally learned that if he posed being dead by not posting – popularity goes up 3 trillion percent, he gets more hits and he doesn’t have to do a damn thing =O! either that or he got a 360…

    #168 | Comment by daniel — January 13, 2006 @ 12:19 pm

  169. Remember when Paul McCartney died and the Beatles replaced him with a look-alike? If this site ever updates again, read the posts backwards and look for “Justin is dead” clues.

    #169 | Comment by Anonymous Contributor — January 13, 2006 @ 12:41 pm

  170. “Cranberry sauce…”

    #170 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — January 13, 2006 @ 1:44 pm

  171. bitch…update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #171 | Comment by jo mama — January 13, 2006 @ 2:12 pm

  172. update bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #172 | Comment by jo mama — January 13, 2006 @ 2:12 pm

  173. My guess is that he’s just hyping us up and he’s going to come back with a bang like some crazy hot nude photos of Jessica Alba or something… yeah……
    Dudes (and the couple dudettes that are also around), we are, like, so…awesome.
    …
    Justinnnnn…..

    #173 | Comment by sosomuchfun — January 13, 2006 @ 2:48 pm

  174. arrite ill ask again. does anyone still have the psycho girl video saved to their computer? the links on this site no longer work so if u could contact me via email and send it.. i will send u $5 via paypal. thanks =)

    infected_jerm@yahoo.com

    #174 | Comment by JeRMZ — January 13, 2006 @ 3:31 pm

  175. nvm guys! i got it! thanx =)

    #175 | Comment by JeRMZ — January 13, 2006 @ 3:34 pm

  176. hellloooo justin? can you update now?

    #176 | Comment by nignam — January 13, 2006 @ 3:53 pm

  177. @ intermaweb.net:

    Frustrations are continuing to fester over at fubar, as the justinettes struggle through their 10th day without Justin, their exalted leader and provider of teh celebrity nip-slips, ‘barely legal’ boobage, and other slices of mastabatory heaven. Since yesterday – when it was speculated that Justin may have fapped himself into an early grave (or jail) – their paranoia has deepened, and their wide-eyed desperation has grown increasingly, uh, desperate. Let’s take a look…

    Full story: http://intermaweb.net/2006/01/13/wont-somebody-think-of-the-justinettes/

    #177 | Comment by not justin — January 13, 2006 @ 6:39 pm

  178. Hey JeRMZ… If I e-mail you, will you pass it along? I never caught it before the links died, either.

    #178 | Comment by exelis — January 13, 2006 @ 7:25 pm

  179. Hey, maybe we can all move over to intermaweb? Not.

    #179 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 13, 2006 @ 9:00 pm

  180. De-RSS’d. :’-(

    #180 | Comment by Tony — January 13, 2006 @ 9:38 pm

  181. Maybe Justin is fapping to Dead or Alive: Beach volleyball on his new X-box…

    #181 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 13, 2006 @ 9:39 pm

  182. IS JUSTIN DEAD??!!! godammit i dont even want to use the computer now.

    #182 | Comment by nignam — January 13, 2006 @ 9:41 pm

  183. Friday the 13th would be the perfect day for Justin to rise from the dead…

    😮

    #183 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 13, 2006 @ 11:27 pm

  184. Maybe Justin found a real woman and doesn’t need to fap any more!

    #184 | Comment by lame duck — January 13, 2006 @ 11:58 pm

  185. I talked to Justin on AIM last night.

    He is busy with his new job bussing tables, and hopes to update soon.

    It’s really hard for him to come home late at night and type with his cracked, dry, and scaly fingers after a 12 hour shift washing plates.

    You are all a selfish lot. Give him some breathing room for Christ sake.

    #185 | Comment by embus — January 14, 2006 @ 12:09 am

  186. Guys, it’s obvious that he’s quitting.

    Just listen to Embus, there’s no way he can pay for a site like this on a waitress’s salary.

    Also, it’s the only way of quitting he hasn’t yet tried, he’s tried the turning into someone else, turning the site into something else, pretending to have sold the site, and then really selling the site, but he’s never tried the just not posting anymore.

    Without the sudden dramatic announcements, we cannot see the signs!

    MARK MY WORDS

    #186 | Comment by Seriously — January 14, 2006 @ 12:26 am

  187. ding! we have a winner!!

    congrats #185!

    #187 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 14, 2006 @ 1:11 am

  188. Cast off the shoes! Follow the gourd!

    #188 | Comment by TheGoodReverend — January 14, 2006 @ 2:41 am

  189. Guys, it’s obvious that he’s quitting.

    Just listen to Ylsuoires, there’s no way he can pay for a site like this on a waitress’s salary.

    Also, it’s the only way of quitting he hasn’t yet tried, he’s tried the turning into someone else, turning the site into something else, pretending to have sold the site, and then really selling the site, but he’s never tried the just not posting anymore.

    Without the sudden dramatic announcements, we cannot see the signs!

    SCOTT MY WORDS

    #189 | Comment by embus — January 14, 2006 @ 3:09 am

  190. Maybe Justin is the new Messiah? He fapped to death and now we have to await his return.

    Perhaps we should start a Justin Religion to kill time while we wait for his return?

    #190 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — January 14, 2006 @ 3:12 am

  191. Once again, if dontlinkthis turns into the tragedy that thatsjustnotright is.

    I think everyone will be fucking pissed.

    I dont mind longer time periods to make a post. Just as long as the posts arent done by some retarded fucking people.

    #191 | Comment by John — January 14, 2006 @ 3:18 am

  192. Amen, 192.

    #192 | Comment by stank — January 14, 2006 @ 3:38 am

  193. This one time in band camp…

    @_@

    #193 | Comment by daserca — January 14, 2006 @ 3:42 am

  194. #185 – you mean those nice looking things we see nasty pictures of to fap to actually exist in this world? I thought it was all LAN parties, doritoes and gamer friends who don’t take showers.

    #194 | Comment by Nathaniel — January 14, 2006 @ 3:59 am

  195. i think i could like totally steal seriously’s gimmick

    #195 | Comment by vhw — January 14, 2006 @ 4:10 am

  196. and then go something like

    #196 | Comment by vhw — January 14, 2006 @ 4:10 am

  197. we’re about to hit the 200th mark

    #197 | Comment by vhw — January 14, 2006 @ 4:11 am

  198. and as the spectation grows

    #198 | Comment by vhw — January 14, 2006 @ 4:11 am

  199. and the expectation, too:
    Quick! Somebody make the 200th post!

    #199 | Comment by vhw — January 14, 2006 @ 4:13 am

  200. Oh, Crap.

    Sorry guys, my bad.

    #200 | Comment by vhw — January 14, 2006 @ 4:13 am

  201. I shall take over high res fappiness for the time being. Lemme start my posting with Kate Beckinsale at the premier of Underworld Evolution. P.S. I know shes not underage and is a MILF but hey she still hot. Enjoy http://tinyurl.com/c8z67

    #201 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — January 14, 2006 @ 4:14 am

  202. #200 has no life

    #202 | Comment by vhw — January 14, 2006 @ 4:14 am

  203. in honor of #192, I will be making posts from now on.

    #203 | Comment by michler — January 14, 2006 @ 4:23 am

  204. Justin was sued in Wisconsin and the court placed a temporary restraining order on his site which is hosted in the United States untill his court appearance.

    He can neither remove nor change anything on his site untill his court appearance.

    #204 | Comment by sdaf — January 14, 2006 @ 4:52 am

  205. http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/

    if u go to the site and scroll down a little there is a pic of shana barker…(wife of travis from blink 182) there is a pic of her with post pregnancy boobs….HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #205 | Comment by jo mama — January 14, 2006 @ 4:54 am

  206. #202 i know for a fact that justin happens to wub MILFS…

    😮

    #206 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 14, 2006 @ 4:55 am

  207. Thanks

    #193 and #204

    I think anyone from thatsjustnotright era can agree with me though.

    I was lucky enough to find dontlinkthis after that site went craptastic. But I think i’ll just give up, if this site does the same.

    #207 | Comment by John — January 14, 2006 @ 5:06 am

  208. Justin was sued in Wisconsin and the court placed a temporary restraining order on his site which is hosted in the United States untill his court appearance.

    He can neither remove nor change anything on his site untill his court appearance.

    Guys hear me now?

    #208 | Comment by sdaf — January 14, 2006 @ 5:21 am

  209. we hear you #205/209…we just think you’re full of it.

    #209 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 14, 2006 @ 6:00 am

  210. Guess you’ll hear it from Justin himself.

    #210 | Comment by sdaf — January 14, 2006 @ 6:12 am

  211. #209 –

    #211 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 14, 2006 @ 6:38 am

  212. oops… #209 – yawn

    #212 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 14, 2006 @ 6:39 am

  213. #211 – let’s say for a nanosecond i believe you (i don’t)…what pray tell happens if Justin were to post something here?

    a STATE court in wisconsin has him extradited from brunei for violating a restraining order? he’s not even a US citizen, dumbass. oh, and brunei is a non-extradition country.

    lesson of the day: if you’re gonna make up dumb stories, at least do your research first. kthxbyee!

    #213 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 14, 2006 @ 6:42 am

  214. #214 > #211

    #214 | Comment by vhw — January 14, 2006 @ 6:54 am

  215. Justin was kidnapped by Muslim extremists and is being held for ransom.

    Way to go, Justin. Way to go.

    Hopefully his parents have realized that their investment in his education has amounted to NOTHING, and they will refuse to pay the ransom. I want a video of some crazy brown-skinned Rambo decapitating Justin with a 12″ Bowie knife for my site…

    #215 | Comment by embus — January 14, 2006 @ 6:55 am

  216. Nice #214

    #216 | Comment by MyDogFap — January 14, 2006 @ 7:10 am

  217. The Sultan of Brunei has kidnapped Justin and is keeping him as his personal sex slave in his palace.

    At this very moment he is tied up in a gimp suit on the deck of Prince Jefri’s 50-meter yacht Tits being forced to fap to pictures of Jessica Alba’s nude body (torture for any admitted Alba-hating homosexual) while the Royal family watches in delight.

    Save Justin!

    #217 | Comment by Zahid — January 14, 2006 @ 7:17 am

  218. #218 – Do you have an address to which I can send that 5 gallon tub of Man-to-Man Love Lube to?

    Save Justin!

    #218 | Comment by Smiley — January 14, 2006 @ 8:21 am

  219. #211- You’re full of it. I happen to live in Wisconsin. The news of Justin’s court appearance would be only slightly underneath the Packers hiring some loser as head coach.

    Few other things go on here.

    — — — This just in: It’s snowing — —

    #219 | Comment by Dude — January 14, 2006 @ 8:22 am

  220. Damn… it’s going to take 4EVER to reach 1000 posts at this rate!

    😉

    #220 | Comment by zedzded — January 14, 2006 @ 9:48 am

  221. THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH

    #221 | Comment by Tanzarian — January 14, 2006 @ 10:07 am

  222. Did this website get the hose again?

    #222 | Comment by MyDogFap — January 14, 2006 @ 10:34 am

  223. Man this sucks a fucking shitty pissy snake clit. I agree with the Celine Dion thing though; I was thinking “Why the fuck are these here?” the whole time I was fapping my brains out to them.

    #223 | Comment by Romulus — January 14, 2006 @ 10:36 am

  224. On Justin’s autopsy it’ll read, “Overdose of ejaculant”.

    #224 | Comment by JEJ — January 14, 2006 @ 4:16 pm

  225. so.. has justin quit, found a gf, died of fappage, or what?

    come on guys! only uh..774 more posts to 1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #225 | Comment by fufufafa — January 14, 2006 @ 5:09 pm

  226. justin was abducted by jessica alba to be her manslave.

    http://www.spawnofjolie.blogspot.com

    #226 | Comment by Simon — January 14, 2006 @ 6:39 pm

  227. fufufafa- good question. I know the answer to the question. :O

    #227 | Comment by smash — January 14, 2006 @ 7:43 pm

  228. omg come back justin!!! we promise never to lie again…ot wtv i dunno.

    #228 | Comment by nignam — January 14, 2006 @ 10:56 pm

  229. Without your superior guidance oh fap-god, im afraid I have strayed to other places in search of fap!

    #229 | Comment by fapfan — January 15, 2006 @ 1:15 am

  230. fapless post number 231

    #230 | Comment by Charlie — January 15, 2006 @ 2:05 am

  231. Quick! Someone post the #200 post!

    #231 | Comment by Seriously — January 15, 2006 @ 4:48 am

  232. Hey, good job!

    #232 | Comment by Seriously — January 15, 2006 @ 4:49 am

  233. Who needs faping when we have islam?

    I know I don’t…

    #233 | Comment by Alias — January 15, 2006 @ 5:09 am

  234. Maybe we should send out search parties?

    #234 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — January 15, 2006 @ 6:33 am

  235. I hope this site didn’t get the hose. It was so hard to find this after thatsjustnotright died. NOOOO! I’m gonna cry. Where else will I waste countless hours of my life keeping up with celebrity hotties?

    #235 | Comment by sycros — January 15, 2006 @ 8:04 am

  236. Number 237? That just goes to show how desperate everyone is for Justin to update. If she is hot? Anything can look “hot” from a distance can it not?

    #236 | Comment by eve — January 15, 2006 @ 9:43 am

  237. “If she is hot? Anything can look “hot” from a distance can it not?”

    #237 – I concur, Dr. Seuss

    #237 | Comment by Smiley — January 15, 2006 @ 9:56 am

  238. im calling the fbi.

    #238 | Comment by nignam — January 15, 2006 @ 11:37 am

  239. cmt no. 240. thats a record.

    #239 | Comment by nignam — January 15, 2006 @ 11:38 am

  240. hi im still here and im so annoying.

    #240 | Comment by nignam — January 15, 2006 @ 11:38 am

  241. zomg i just saw justin lurking around in the forums!

    😮

    #241 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 15, 2006 @ 12:00 pm

  242. So…Is justin pulling another prank? Or is he haunting us from beyond the grave?

    #242 | Comment by zugy — January 15, 2006 @ 12:12 pm

  243. must be the MILF’s night to take care of the kids…

    😉

    #243 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 15, 2006 @ 12:18 pm

  244. zomg, Angelbaby speaks the truth…

    *from Justin’s profile*

    Last Active: Today, 11:27 PM (it’s 11:34 PM right now)

    it’s likely he’s on right now….

    damn you Justin! (jks)

    #244 | Comment by wriggle — January 15, 2006 @ 12:35 pm

  245. I see Justin on Instant Messenger! That’s right, this shit’s live!

    #245 | Comment by Umgawa — January 15, 2006 @ 12:45 pm

  246. yep #246 speaks the truth…

    #246 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 15, 2006 @ 12:56 pm

  247. OMG a/s/l him!

    #247 | Comment by Alias — January 15, 2006 @ 1:04 pm

  248. I know why Justin’s not posting…

    Someone out there is not fapping! Justin knows…

    If we all fap really hard, we can bring him back to post!

    #248 | Comment by Tanzarian — January 15, 2006 @ 1:22 pm

  249. Isn’t it about time for the shill from intermaweb.net to post another link to his site and tell us how he’s writing about us?

    #249 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 15, 2006 @ 1:23 pm

  250. Mischa Barton should get AIDS.

    #250 | Comment by Brian — January 15, 2006 @ 1:24 pm

  251. To hell with this place. Let’s fuck vaginas.

    #251 | Comment by kiko — January 15, 2006 @ 2:01 pm

  252. were all sadasses now. =(

    #252 | Comment by nignam — January 15, 2006 @ 2:43 pm

  253. I think Justin is doing this just to see how much he is missed and inflate his ego. Not that that is a bad thing, mind you, I;m just sayin’ that is what he is doing. Kinda like being able to attend your own funeral.

    My life is crumbling without reading any new posts by him, though, so hopefully he’ll come back soon so that I don’t have to try and kill myself by choking on my own tongue.

    #253 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — January 15, 2006 @ 3:53 pm

  254. Oh, and I forgot to add: I hate myself for adding to this nonsense.

    #254 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — January 15, 2006 @ 3:53 pm

  255. We all die a little inside the longer this continues…

    #255 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 15, 2006 @ 4:02 pm

  256. i’ve been away for about 2 weeks, what happened… 😛

    FREE JUSTIN!!

    #256 | Comment by inafixer — January 15, 2006 @ 5:00 pm

  257. I could’ve sworn I could see a bit of areola through ScarJo’s blouse at the end of SNL tonight. Anyone else imagine it like I did?

    #257 | Comment by El Payo — January 15, 2006 @ 5:30 pm

  258. @ intermaweb.net:

    The fubar justinettes (who – I’m told – prefer the less gayer sounding ‘fubarbs’ or ‘fubarbettes’) have entered a period of intense self-reflection, as the really long withdrawal approaches its 13th day…

    Full story (with pictures): http://intermaweb.net/2006/01/15/day-12-and-still-no-justin/

    #258 | Comment by the intermaweb.net shill who is not justin — January 15, 2006 @ 6:13 pm

  259. AB – I was too tired to talk to either you or yellow last night. Lose.

    #259 | Comment by smash — January 15, 2006 @ 9:18 pm

  260. i’d give anything to get this fucking whore off of the front post of this site.

    shit. give us a duff. anything.

    #260 | Comment by tehpunk — January 15, 2006 @ 11:22 pm

  261. I disagree #261. When Justin comes back, it better be worth the wait. No pansy “this is what I’ve been up to” posts, or a gallery of some fugly celeb on the beach – Justin better come up with something spectacular. I’m talking Lohan nip-slip, psycho girl-esque kind of spectacular. Or even a thought out, SPS type of rant. For us, your adoring fans.

    #261 | Comment by Ricochet — January 15, 2006 @ 11:38 pm

  262. Anyone have a comparable site for the time being?

    #262 | Comment by Justin — January 16, 2006 @ 1:16 am

  263. I’m starting get a little worried. I haven’t have a any fappage in 13 days.

    #263 | Comment by Fandango — January 16, 2006 @ 1:37 am

  264. Maybe we should all start a hunger strike?

    #264 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — January 16, 2006 @ 1:43 am

  265. He’s probably waiting for the 300th post.

    Makes sense right?

    #265 | Comment by John — January 16, 2006 @ 2:35 am

  266. Let’s go for 300. post 367.

    #266 | Comment by dumdadum — January 16, 2006 @ 2:38 am

  267. woops…I meant 267…now 268

    #267 | Comment by dumdadum — January 16, 2006 @ 2:38 am

  268. I been thinkin’…That mischa’s chest has gotta be rubbed raw by now…I mean…she’s been doing it for like, 13 days now?

    #268 | Comment by zugy — January 16, 2006 @ 3:24 am

  269. Anyone try his psykotic@whatever email and get a response?

    #269 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 16, 2006 @ 3:37 am

  270. I think its psykotik2K

    #270 | Comment by Zahid — January 16, 2006 @ 4:05 am

  271. So, first we all thought he’d be waiting for the 100th post. didn’t happen. then we tried so hard for the 200th. nothing still. what makes you all so sure anything’s gonna happen for the 300th?
    hah, i’d hate to think what might happen if he doesn’t ever return. all us lonely souls without any new fappage material. do you see the 4 horsemen? cause i’m thinking apocalypse!!

    BUT if anyone is desperate, check her out. pay specific attention to the HQ sections.

    ps. to keep track…. 272

    #271 | Comment by Matt — January 16, 2006 @ 4:17 am

  272. OMG-I think…yep no…this IS a hillary duff nip slip…http://actressass.com/_AUGUST_HTML/DUFF/source/hilary_duff.aa23.html

    #272 | Comment by zugy — January 16, 2006 @ 4:19 am

  273. OMG, yes, yes it actually is. and shes not looking half that bad here either. sorry Justin, i’d still hit it.

    #273 | Comment by Matt — January 16, 2006 @ 4:28 am

  274. #273 – For the link impaired…

    Duff’s stuff

    #274 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 16, 2006 @ 4:38 am

  275. Steelers Surpreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #275 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — January 16, 2006 @ 5:34 am

  276. Maybe if we get to a 1000 posts we will get on CNN?

    #276 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — January 16, 2006 @ 7:15 am

  277. CNN, yeah, I would imagine.

    #277 | Comment by Brian — January 16, 2006 @ 7:20 am

  278. Hehe…in my fappage I forget the HTMl…Whoops…

    #278 | Comment by zugy — January 16, 2006 @ 7:21 am

  279. Weren’t you watching the news earlier? ABC is already running a story.

    #279 | Comment by Matt — January 16, 2006 @ 7:56 am

  280. Did Justin die or something? When’s this bitch going to be updated. I’m tired of looking at Mischa, I need to fap at something else every once in a while.

    How about a tribute to Shelley Winters?

    #280 | Comment by Tino — January 16, 2006 @ 8:49 am

  281. I reckon we should tempt justin out of hiding…

    Titanic was crappy.
    Hillary Duff’s teeth are highly erotic.
    I prefere Lohan skinny.

    …that should do it.

    #281 | Comment by Listomungus — January 16, 2006 @ 9:02 am

  282. Gotta agree with #252, although I wish him good luck in his ultimately fruitless quest.

    The fact that Justin is still being seen as active on the forum / IM is a good sign indeed. Although does not explain his lack of posting.
    If you are alive and well give us a sign. If you want to quit updating that’s fine, unfortunate, but fine. If you never post again, then thanks for all the hard (or not so hard) work you’ve put into the site.

    On a final thought – my theory – Justin has met and fallen in love with one of the following…

    Chabot, Duff or Alba

    …and understandably he has better things to do than update us on the latest happening’s in celebrity slippage.

    #282 | Comment by Matt — January 16, 2006 @ 9:04 am

  283. By the way the last posting was mine – sorry for the confusion (the other Matt)

    #283 | Comment by Matt_T — January 16, 2006 @ 9:06 am

  284. Justin replied to an e-mail of mine, maybe four days ago it was. Though it had nothing to do with his website, and was just general banter.

    #284 | Comment by JEJ — January 16, 2006 @ 9:19 am

  285. Going totally out of context…
    about the psycho girl video

    I always had the short version…but I recently saw the full 7+ minute video…and honestly..WTF…

    I’m all for the first 5 minutes, but the last part with her humpin the doorframe….geez…

    #285 | Comment by theinfamous — January 16, 2006 @ 9:52 am

  286. There is a 7+ minute version of psycho girl?

    #286 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — January 16, 2006 @ 12:03 pm

  287. I think we’ll be breaking 300 tonight.

    #287 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 16, 2006 @ 12:20 pm

  288. yea it’s awesome

    #288 | Comment by marsgwar — January 16, 2006 @ 12:25 pm

  289. Justin, if you aren’t here to delete my advertising, I’m just going to tell all of these fine people about makeusbillionaires.com! So there. They’ll all be getting prizes and you won’t!

    #289 | Comment by Brian — January 16, 2006 @ 12:26 pm

  290. thethingamablog.com

    coming soon.

    #290 | Comment by TheChef — January 16, 2006 @ 12:54 pm

  291. 292 guys! 8 more to go.

    Matt_T – no prob. I’ll be Matt_W as of now. and I think I’m seeing your whole angle on the Chabot, Duff, Alba thing. It’s been a cover up all this time!!! (I knew it.)

    theinfamous – 7 minute psycho girl, you’ll need to post that 😀

    Brian – I think I speak for us all when I say, those PRIZES are awesome!

    #291 | Comment by Matt_W — January 16, 2006 @ 12:58 pm

  292. the time has come justin, there can only be one….

    #292 | Comment by Highlander — January 16, 2006 @ 1:23 pm

  293. Justin is having lots of sex with Chobot. That’s the only reason I can think of for him being gone.

    #293 | Comment by Jessica Chobot Sucks — January 16, 2006 @ 1:28 pm

  294. I think I am having withdrawl symptoms…

    or that could just be the runs. either way.
    justin come back.

    #294 | Comment by Dere33 — January 16, 2006 @ 1:53 pm

  295. Lets

    #295 | Comment by JEJ — January 16, 2006 @ 1:57 pm

  296. get

    #296 | Comment by JEJ — January 16, 2006 @ 1:57 pm

  297. to

    #297 | Comment by JEJ — January 16, 2006 @ 1:58 pm

  298. 300!

    #298 | Comment by JEJ — January 16, 2006 @ 1:58 pm

  299. Yay!

    #299 | Comment by JEJ — January 16, 2006 @ 1:58 pm

  300. im at school now. yes its me again. you know, the really annoying one? k JUSTIN COME BACK OR DIE. thats all for now.

    #300 | Comment by nignam — January 16, 2006 @ 1:59 pm

  301. 301st, LOLLOLOLOL

    #301 | Comment by JEJ — January 16, 2006 @ 1:59 pm

  302. Oh you bastard, #301.

    #302 | Comment by JEJ — January 16, 2006 @ 2:00 pm

  303. 302 dalmations.
    wait..that doesnt work.
    i hate you #102.
    that was supposed to be the dalmation’s.

    #303 | Comment by nignam — January 16, 2006 @ 2:00 pm

  304. #301, don’t you ever defile me infront of the fubarettes.

    #304 | Comment by JEJ — January 16, 2006 @ 2:01 pm

  305. i hate you #302. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINEEEEE

    #305 | Comment by nignam — January 16, 2006 @ 2:01 pm

  306. yay?

    #306 | Comment by nignam — January 16, 2006 @ 2:02 pm

  307. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #307 | Comment by JEJ — January 16, 2006 @ 2:03 pm

  308. #273, that looks more like a Hillary Duff dress shadow to me.

    Most young ladies that haven’t been pregnant and are of what’s generally considered “caucasian” heritage don’t have nipples that dark… And even if it is nipplage, it’s hardly enough to even be “tit”tilating.

    Whaddaya think, folks? Should we start holding hunger strikes and candlelight vigils?

    #308 | Comment by exelis — January 16, 2006 @ 2:27 pm

  309. Exelis- I’m dwon with the vigils, but I don’t know if I can handle the hunger strikes. What’s a man wihtout his steak?

    ALSO, if anyone was interested in that 7+ min psycho girl video you can get it here (if you use torrents).

    #309 | Comment by Matt_W — January 16, 2006 @ 2:33 pm

  310. why doesent someone spam us to 1000, you aint gonna get banned, no one is here to ban

    #310 | Comment by asdf — January 16, 2006 @ 2:45 pm

  311. I’m sure if anybody had the time or the willpower they would have done that by now. Not that that would bring Justin back though. Arrr. I’m fraid ees lost ter Davvy Jones’ lacker bee now.

    #311 | Comment by Matt_W — January 16, 2006 @ 2:50 pm

  312. Justin is our friend? Bastard.

    #312 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 16, 2006 @ 2:57 pm

  313. Justin Jaafar Signed into his Myspace account today… He is not dead.

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2571708

    #313 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — January 16, 2006 @ 3:31 pm

  314. until we get justin back, i thought i would try and post a couple pics that i have surfed upon in *ugh* other websites

    check out Carmen Electra:
    pic 1
    pic 2
    pic 3
    pic 4
    pic 5
    pic 6
    pic 7
    pic 8

    how about Lucy Clarkson aka the Lara Croft model:
    link to gallery

    Not sure how old this one is, but just think of what the newly seperated Jessica Simpson could do with this tongue.

    NEWS FLASH! (ok a few days old, but i just heard it)

    British actress Thandie Newton screentested for a role in the forthcoming James Bond film Casino Royale, according to reports in the Sunday Mirror tabloid.

    According to the paper, producers were apparently “blown away” by the Mission Impossible II star during screen tests, while new Bond Daniel Craig was “deeply impressed” by her acting.

    An “insider” told the Sunday Mirror, “Thandie is a natural Bond girl. She’s feisty but sexy – the perfect combination.”

    Other reports indicate Newton failed to land any role in the film.

    (Thanks to LicenceToKill for the alert.)
    /end newsflash

    There are also reports that Caterina Murino will be the “bad” Bond girl in Casino Royale.

    Please comment on these and let’s try to pass the time by being Justins for one another. (And by that i mean let’s make post some faptastic girls!!)

    #314 | Comment by Topher — January 16, 2006 @ 3:36 pm

  315. #314 – For the link impaired, again…

    Justin’s MySpace?

    #315 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 16, 2006 @ 4:05 pm

  316. Here’s something sure to get Justin’s attention –

    Michelle Trachtenberg with new BFF Amber Tamblyn!

    #316 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 16, 2006 @ 4:23 pm

  317. 320th!

    #317 | Comment by zorak — January 16, 2006 @ 5:23 pm

  318. 321th! counting backwards is fun

    #318 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 16, 2006 @ 5:30 pm

  319. It’s ironic #318 that they are at some fashion week thing and yet they make my eyes bleed.

    #319 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 16, 2006 @ 5:32 pm

  320. I’m thinking this whole thing can be blamed on PSP and cheap ass DVDs and games Justin buys on the street.

    #320 | Comment by El Payo — January 16, 2006 @ 6:39 pm

  321. anyone else like Kat Dennings?

    #321 | Comment by rosco — January 16, 2006 @ 10:33 pm

  322. 325

    #322 | Comment by marsgwar — January 17, 2006 @ 12:43 am

  323. 326

    #323 | Comment by Agent Grey, F.B.I. — January 17, 2006 @ 1:01 am

  324. You tryin’ to sell me penis or sumpin?

    #324 | Comment by Alias — January 17, 2006 @ 1:42 am

  325. You mean her #324?

    #325 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 17, 2006 @ 2:07 am

  326. KAT DENNINGS

    329

    #326 | Comment by Matt_W — January 17, 2006 @ 2:24 am

  327. Laetitia Casta

    #327 | Comment by Matt_W — January 17, 2006 @ 2:40 am

  328. James King

    #328 | Comment by Matt_W — January 17, 2006 @ 2:48 am

  329. James King
    sorry about that.

    #329 | Comment by Matt_W — January 17, 2006 @ 2:50 am

  330. 333!
    Yes! I’ve been waiting for that.

    #330 | Comment by Matt_W — January 17, 2006 @ 2:50 am

  331. How many comments did the Libby Hoeller post get?

    #331 | Comment by Zahid — January 17, 2006 @ 3:01 am

  332. NOWHERE close the the number that this one is going to get.

    #332 | Comment by Matt_W — January 17, 2006 @ 3:18 am

  333. 570

    #333 | Comment by marsgwar — January 17, 2006 @ 3:42 am

  334. Trip needs to give us more Justin-related songs.

    #334 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — January 17, 2006 @ 4:15 am

  335. I think he wants us to leave 500 comments before he posts again.
    316th 184 more to go.

    #335 | Comment by m — January 16, 2006 @ 4:06 pm

  336. Michelle Trachtenberg could play a good vampire. if she hasn’t already.

    #336 | Comment by m — January 16, 2006 @ 4:37 pm

  337. I can’t believe we’re entertaining ourselves with posts

    Someone post some kiddie porn, that’ll bring him back. Or some Lindsey and Amanda pics. Those usually work.

    #337 | Comment by TheChef — January 17, 2006 @ 6:59 am

  338. Trailer for new Lindsey movie

    It’s atleast something.

    #338 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 17, 2006 @ 7:10 am

  339. +1

    #339 | Comment by Jessica Chobot Sucks — January 17, 2006 @ 7:12 am

  340. My mistake, here

    #340 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 17, 2006 @ 7:12 am

  341. Yes 328 and bad on you 329. And a pox on all the Michelle T haters.

    #341 | Comment by rosco — January 17, 2006 @ 7:14 am

  342. post something new. mischa sucks.

    #342 | Comment by paul — January 17, 2006 @ 8:50 am

  343. you suck

    #343 | Comment by rubarb — January 17, 2006 @ 8:53 am

  344. Hey, is it just me, or can you see Hillary Duff’s nipple in this picture?

    #344 | Comment by Skootch — January 17, 2006 @ 8:53 am

  345. oh crap, alreayd poseted by 273, whoops

    #345 | Comment by Skootch — January 17, 2006 @ 8:54 am

  346. You can see her bad veneers.

    #346 | Comment by rosco — January 17, 2006 @ 9:02 am

  347. Only fagays have MySpace pages.

    #347 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — January 17, 2006 @ 9:20 am

  348. HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT THIS HAD BETTER BE SOME PLOY FOR ATTENTION; OTHERWISE I’M GOING TO FIND JUSTIN IN WHATEVER SHITHOLE ORIENTAL 3RD WORLD COUNTRY HE LIVES IN AND FUCKING BEAT HIM WITH A GODDAMN SALTED GOAT RECTUM

    #348 | Comment by Romulus — January 17, 2006 @ 9:39 am

  349. Skootch – It’s hard to tell if it’s nipple or shadow.

    #349 | Comment by 32 — January 17, 2006 @ 10:06 am

  350. Fapless post 352 (see 231).

    #350 | Comment by Charlie — January 17, 2006 @ 10:19 am

  351. 353 – c’mon let’s get to 400 tonight

    #351 | Comment by Charlie — January 17, 2006 @ 10:20 am

  352. 354 – I have so much time now that I have no fap material

    #352 | Comment by Charlie — January 17, 2006 @ 10:21 am

  353. 355 – aw screw this – I’m gonna go smack the old lady around

    #353 | Comment by Charlie — January 17, 2006 @ 10:21 am

  354. 356 – I’m back – what did I miss?

    #354 | Comment by Charlie — January 17, 2006 @ 10:22 am

  355. 357 – I quit. Posting. Can’t fap. Getting sleepy. *thud*

    #355 | Comment by Charlie — January 17, 2006 @ 10:24 am

  356. 358 – seven

    #356 | Comment by Charlie — January 17, 2006 @ 10:24 am

  357. 359 – eight

    #357 | Comment by Charlie — January 17, 2006 @ 10:25 am

  358. 360 – nine

    #358 | Comment by Charlie — January 17, 2006 @ 10:25 am

  359. 361 – ten in a row sucka!

    #359 | Comment by Charlie — January 17, 2006 @ 10:26 am

  360. 362 – please boot me – I have been off topic.

    #360 | Comment by Charlie — January 17, 2006 @ 10:27 am

  361. Spam is delicious

    #361 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 17, 2006 @ 10:36 am

  362. new idea: comment poll!
    If you think Justin really lives in Southest Asia, please respond with a “0”. If you think Justin really lives in Michigan, respond with a “1”. If you think he doesn’t not live anywhere because he is in jail, “2”.

    I’ll tally up the answers and keep you all posted.

    #362 | Comment by Matt_W — January 17, 2006 @ 11:05 am

  363. 0

    #363 | Comment by marsgwar — January 17, 2006 @ 11:19 am

  364. If you think Justin is dead Vote “X”.

    #364 | Comment by Fandango — January 17, 2006 @ 11:19 am

  365. X

    #365 | Comment by Fandango — January 17, 2006 @ 11:20 am

  366. 5

    #366 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 17, 2006 @ 11:36 am

  367. X O

    #367 | Comment by miney — January 17, 2006 @ 11:38 am

  368. That Hil pic is beyond fake.

    #368 | Comment by miney — January 17, 2006 @ 11:39 am

  369. X 1

    #369 | Comment by Romulus — January 17, 2006 @ 11:47 am

  370. Now we’re finally free to make off-topic, inappropriate or purely promotional comments. Adios, el jefe.

    #370 | Comment by Guy — January 17, 2006 @ 12:22 pm

  371. Egotastic dropped its link to this site.
    Guess they got tired of waiting around, too.

    #371 | Comment by Theo — January 17, 2006 @ 12:25 pm

  372. ^^^
    egotastic can kiss my stairmaster-toned ass.

    #372 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 17, 2006 @ 12:32 pm

  373. mmmmmm stairmaster-toned ass

    #373 | Comment by marsgwar — January 17, 2006 @ 12:37 pm

  374. #374 – Angelbabe, Can we call you The Ass Master now?

    #374 | Comment by Smiley — January 17, 2006 @ 12:40 pm

  375. Guys, it’s obvious what’s happened to Justin. As a side-effect from excessive fappage, he is suffering from amnesia and can’t seem to remember who he is. So he’s following clues, trying to find out about his mysterious past life: such as reading over previous entries in the forum and trying to figure out what sort of a fucked-up human being, with an even more fucked-up childhood, would harbour such a site, and how it could possibly lead to this cult following.

    Haha, finally the bitch gets to find out first hand what it feels like for a n00b to visit this site.

    #375 | Comment by xerox — January 17, 2006 @ 12:50 pm

  376. 2 for him being dead
    2 for him being in asia
    1 for micigan
    and
    1 for 5… wherever that is supposed to be

    #376 | Comment by Matt_W — January 17, 2006 @ 1:08 pm

  377. 2 in 0.

    (Jail in Southeast Asia)

    #377 | Comment by Jessica Chobot Sucks — January 17, 2006 @ 1:16 pm

  378. Seriously though, why would Justin be on IM and logging into MySpace but he won’t drop by here and make a quick post?

    #378 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 17, 2006 @ 1:16 pm

  379. because he hates us

    #379 | Comment by questionable_ethics — January 17, 2006 @ 1:21 pm

  380. apparently

    #380 | Comment by questionable_ethics — January 17, 2006 @ 1:21 pm

  381. because that’s his Evil Twin logging on as him! Shoot him!

    #381 | Comment by Smiley — January 17, 2006 @ 1:22 pm

  382. 384! 16 away from….. nothing.

    2 for DEAD (X’s)
    2 for ASIA (0’s)
    1 for MICHIGAN (1’s)
    and
    1 for JAIL IN ASIA (new category. thanks 379)

    (see #364 if you still want in)

    #382 | Comment by Matt_W — January 17, 2006 @ 1:49 pm

  383. Ok, so we have a new goal. forget the 300’s 400’s 500’s. I think we have to beat the Libby post (570 comments). I don’t think it’s a question of how?.. but more a question of when??

    #383 | Comment by Matt_W — January 17, 2006 @ 1:53 pm

  384. Ha, another useless post.

    #384 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 17, 2006 @ 2:02 pm

  385. fap fap fap…

    fap.

    #385 | Comment by Steven — January 17, 2006 @ 2:03 pm

  386. #263 anyone?

    #386 | Comment by vhw — January 17, 2006 @ 2:06 pm

  387. To 400 we must go!

    #387 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 17, 2006 @ 2:11 pm

  388. Going to a Go-Go, everybody… 390

    #388 | Comment by Smiley — January 17, 2006 @ 2:15 pm

  389. Fuck

    #389 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — January 17, 2006 @ 2:27 pm

  390. you

    #390 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — January 17, 2006 @ 2:30 pm

  391. you all

    #391 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — January 17, 2006 @ 2:30 pm

  392. I’m salivating for Justin to post someone who showed off a little more of her golden globes than she bargained for at last night’s ceremony…

    #392 | Comment by Topher — January 17, 2006 @ 2:52 pm

  393. It’s

    #393 | Comment by JEJ — January 17, 2006 @ 3:06 pm

  394. time

    #394 | Comment by JEJ — January 17, 2006 @ 3:07 pm

  395. to get

    #395 | Comment by JEJ — January 17, 2006 @ 3:07 pm

  396. 300 comments

    #396 | Comment by JEJ — January 17, 2006 @ 3:08 pm

  397. And I shall do it on my own.

    #397 | Comment by JEJ — January 17, 2006 @ 3:08 pm

  398. w00tw00wt00tw0t0t0w0t

    #398 | Comment by JEJ — January 17, 2006 @ 3:08 pm

  399. I just noticed I said 300 in #398. Whoops!

    #399 | Comment by JEJ — January 17, 2006 @ 3:09 pm

  400. Well, typed not said. Whoops!

    #400 | Comment by JEJ — January 17, 2006 @ 3:09 pm

  401. Fuck you #395-402, all of you.

    #401 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 17, 2006 @ 3:16 pm

  402. mary-kate and ashley suck ass

    #402 | Comment by dumdadum — January 17, 2006 @ 3:21 pm

  403. #403, please do!

    #403 | Comment by JEJ — January 17, 2006 @ 3:47 pm

  404. Justin is still my friend

    #404 | Comment by MyDogFap — January 17, 2006 @ 4:05 pm

  405. I was way off when i said he was waiting for 300.

    When the fuck is he gonna post something.

    I mean common.

    #405 | Comment by john — January 17, 2006 @ 4:52 pm

  406. It’s good to know you guys don’t act like a bunch of douchebags when Justin’s not around…

    #406 | Comment by smash — January 17, 2006 @ 7:05 pm

  407. toldja he wasn’t dead!

    ^_^

    #407 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 17, 2006 @ 11:04 pm

  408. 351st
    Justin is an internet whore.

    #408 | Comment by m — January 17, 2006 @ 10:11 am

  409. Quick! Someone post #300!

    …

    Jesus, guys…

    #409 | Comment by Seriously — January 18, 2006 @ 12:05 am

  410. 410 – last post

    #410 | Comment by Charlie — January 18, 2006 @ 12:06 am

  411. Fuck!

    412 – last post

    #411 | Comment by Charlie — January 18, 2006 @ 12:07 am

  412. 413 – last post

    #412 | Comment by 413 — January 18, 2006 @ 8:16 am

  413. now that Justin has made his triumphant return, this post shall never equal the Libby Hoeller post.

    congrats Libs…your record is safe, girl.

    #413 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 18, 2006 @ 9:21 am

  414. ^^^
    something like 570+

    #414 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 19, 2006 @ 6:20 am

  415. How manny comments did Libby post got?

    #415 | Comment by m — January 19, 2006 @ 6:09 am

  416. so close

    #416 | Comment by m — January 19, 2006 @ 8:03 am

  417. We never really got closure, did we? The ragin’ Azn disappears for two weeks, pops up suddenly with a post about breaking your cock, then acts like nothing unusual happened. Not even one word about where he was or what he was doing. No acknowledgement of our angst! You’re a cruel Master, Justin.

    #417 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 20, 2006 @ 10:21 am

  418. I’m really curious, too. But I can understand if the reason he was away was because of a personal or family nature, in which case he probably wouldn’t want to talk about it. I like to think he has a good reason for not bringing it up (or he might – who knows). Or maybe he was just swamped with work. Either way, we should respect him if he doesn’t want to talk about it. It is Justin’s world, after all. We’re just hang around here.

    Still, I’d have like to think he spent the last two weeks horseback riding with two gay cowboys on Brokeback Mountain and came home with a broken cock. I mean, how else do you explain the man to man ass loving post from today?

    #418 | Comment by Smiley — January 20, 2006 @ 6:47 pm

  419. #419 – You did mean “bareback” riding, didn’t you? 😉

    #419 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 21, 2006 @ 10:30 am

  420. Haha. Yes, bareback riding but there were no horses. Nope. No horses for miles and miles. Wouldn’t know what a horse would look like if one bit him on his assless chaps wearing butt.

    #420 | Comment by Smiley — January 21, 2006 @ 2:26 pm

  421. There has to be a race going on in the gay porn industry to be the first studio to come out with a “Bareback Mountain” movie.

    #421 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 22, 2006 @ 1:16 am

  422. A HREF=”http://www.fleshbot.com/index.php?page=3″>Bill, the race is over.

    #422 | Comment by Smiley — January 22, 2006 @ 5:05 am

  423. Dammit!

    Here’s the Fleshbot link.

    #423 | Comment by Smiley — January 22, 2006 @ 5:08 am

  424. Smiley,

    I see that you realized that you didnt know how to post a Hyperlink. But I dont understand why you didnt bother to make a second post to fix the front page. So I’m doing it for you.

    CaPPyD

    #424 | Comment by CaPPyD — January 22, 2006 @ 7:25 am

  425. Smiley, Fleshbot looks like it would be a very popular site with our Fubar family. Good find!

    #425 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 22, 2006 @ 1:56 pm

  426. zomg #426…you just now found out about fleshbot?

    lolz

    #426 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 22, 2006 @ 2:11 pm

  427. lolz noob!!

    fact: it took longer to load up this page than it did for me to type out this comment

    #427 | Comment by Justin — January 22, 2006 @ 2:16 pm

  428. #428 – Have you read all the posts on this page? It has more pathos than War & Peace.

    #428 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 23, 2006 @ 3:21 am

  429. Four Hundred Thirtieth! W00t!

    #429 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 23, 2006 @ 3:22 am

  430. 431 bitches!

    #430 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 23, 2006 @ 12:07 pm

  431. A lousy 19 posts in six days? Stop fapping and start posting because – um – because we – um – fuck – it’s hard to type with one hand and fap with the – um – other. Now post dammit.

    #431 | Comment by Charlie — January 25, 2006 @ 12:21 pm

  432. post.

    #432 | Comment by ocho-cinco — July 29, 2007 @ 3:13 am

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