55 thoughts on “Scarlett Johansson”

  1. I still think her face is weird looking… but definately fappable.

    FIRST!

    #1 | Comment by Duffman — January 17, 2006 @ 8:33 pm

  2. Oh Mr. Justin. No comment as to where you have been? 2 weeks. TWO WEEKS.

    I almost went comatose. =)

    #2 | Comment by Dere33 — January 17, 2006 @ 8:42 pm

  3. What up Justin! ScarJo’s boobs were in full effect tonight. I know because my Issac Mizrahi disguise worked like a charm. Those are some proud titties.

    #3 | Comment by El Payo — January 17, 2006 @ 9:02 pm

  4. bless those titties….. bless em

    #4 | Comment by Magus — January 17, 2006 @ 9:11 pm

  5. I guess I should have worn my Benicio Del Toro disguise so she’d fuck me in an elevator. Oh, well, hindsight is 20-20.

    #5 | Comment by El Payo — January 17, 2006 @ 9:12 pm

  6. She’s a total airhead, but a halfway decent actress and i LOVE those fucking tits so much, wanna shoot my man jam all over them (and coat her pretty face as well!)

    Glad to see you back on your fappin’ beat, man…

    #6 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — January 17, 2006 @ 9:46 pm

  7. Look at this

    See-through!

    Ah… She’s so hot.. If I was a girl I’d feel ugly from just knowing she existed. But since I’m a guy…. fap!

    #7 | Comment by fapmobile — January 17, 2006 @ 10:00 pm

  8. I really can’t wait to see those stretch marks.

    #8 | Comment by bligityblah — January 17, 2006 @ 10:26 pm

  9. I like her in the island movie.
    shes so dumb and stuff, thinking that the island do exists.

    Baby you can win my island every day!

    #9 | Comment by Droog — January 17, 2006 @ 10:46 pm

  10. I liked her in Ghost World and Lost in Translation but I dunno, when shes all glammed up on a red carpet, my attraction to her suddenly falls.

    I wonder what that means….

    #10 | Comment by Zahid — January 17, 2006 @ 10:48 pm

  11. Besides that im slightly gay

    #11 | Comment by Zahid — January 17, 2006 @ 10:48 pm

  12. Scarlett in scarlet.

    yumb.

    if i had a penis, it might be fractured right now…

    😮

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 17, 2006 @ 10:49 pm

  13. Like I always say, more’n a double handful is a waste!

    #13 | Comment by tool — January 17, 2006 @ 10:55 pm

  14. c’mon people! Where are all the “Golden Globes” puns?

    I wouldn’t mind polishing those.

    And you can’t be really gay with a broken penis.

    #14 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 17, 2006 @ 11:53 pm

  15. #6 – Amen!

    1.) Welcome back Justin!

    2.) Let’s start jamming all over …

    I’m wondering if these ‘lovely globes’ will keep on growing …

    #15 | Comment by Snaps — January 18, 2006 @ 12:03 am

  16. #7 – I don’t know exactly what you are seeing through, but it sure as shit isn’t scarlett’s dress.

    Funny how we get to see what we want sometimes…

    33% of Posts Include Masturbation References.

    #16 | Comment by embus — January 18, 2006 @ 12:55 am

  17. #16 i think #7 is referring to the light which appears to be shining through Scarlett’s dress between her legs. looks like she’s got lovely thighs…

    nice.

    #17 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 18, 2006 @ 1:25 am

  18. She was hot on Saturday night live.

    #18 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 18, 2006 @ 2:35 am

  19. Vag.

    I see the vag.

    I apologize. And thank you.

    #19 | Comment by embus — January 18, 2006 @ 2:58 am

  20. I agree with #18.

    #20 | Comment by wannaramble — January 18, 2006 @ 3:20 am

  21. Hey – anyone notice how big her breasts are? …

    #21 | Comment by Brad — January 18, 2006 @ 4:03 am

  22. I thought you were gay.

    #22 | Comment by A Pimp Named Slickback — January 18, 2006 @ 4:32 am

  23. Not a big fan of her’s, but damn does she look fine in these pics

    #23 | Comment by Big Gary — January 18, 2006 @ 4:39 am

  24. justin fapped to a gay man gropping scarlett. true story

    #24 | Comment by Billy — January 18, 2006 @ 4:45 am

  25. I remembered that I used to think Thora Birch was kind of hot, but then I saw Ghost World and I was thinking, oh my god who is that chick (scarlet Johanssen)…she had great tits, dick sucking lips and nice legs…I was sold..fuck Thora Birch…I had to run home after seeing Ghost World and fap in my closet hahaha…I’m sure I’m going to fap to her golden globes (see what I did..get it!) real soon…

    #25 | Comment by uniquejuan — January 18, 2006 @ 5:51 am

  26. Justin wished Issac Mizrahi was massaging his sack.
    Truer story.

    Issac was interviewing Queen Latifah before groping Scarlett. I would have loved to have seen him try to grab her humongous tittays. She would have busted a cap in his faggoty ass.

    #26 | Comment by Smiley — January 18, 2006 @ 5:58 am

  27. All of you Golden Globes punsters can kiss my ass! I already did one on the Mischa Barton post. Check around 394 or so for my comment!
    =)

    (This post also known as… FIRST ON THE GOLDEN GLOBES PUNS!!)

    Sorry about the whole ass kissing thing, I was just excited about Justin being back. But Angelbaby can still kiss it if she wants to.

    #27 | Comment by Topher — January 18, 2006 @ 6:20 am

  28. Anyone else wonder if Scar Jo’s boobs were enough to turn that designer straight? I’d like to think so, anyway!

    #28 | Comment by Topher — January 18, 2006 @ 6:29 am

  29. #26, she got a breast reduction, you know. her chest is weaksauce now.

    #29 | Comment by Billy — January 18, 2006 @ 7:06 am

  30. Mizrahi should sell his right hand on ebay now.

    #30 | Comment by The Pope — January 18, 2006 @ 7:22 am

  31. #30 – I think his right hand gave Ryan Seacrest a handjob the same night. Sooo, I’m gonna pass on this one.

    #31 | Comment by Smiley — January 18, 2006 @ 7:34 am

  32. #394 predictable jokes must be said even if it was repeated somewhere else. The comedy bar is too low to not go under.

    I would be disappointed I didn’t see all the worst jokes possible.

    For example, #29 if she had a breast reduction which one was it?

    #32 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 18, 2006 @ 8:01 am

  33. #32, I think both? although I may be reaching.

    #33 | Comment by Billy — January 18, 2006 @ 8:33 am

  34. The video doesn’t work for me. Any suggestions to fix this?

    #34 | Comment by mike — January 18, 2006 @ 8:38 am

  35. #34 move to LA, become a gay dresser upper to the stars, grope Scarlett’s boobies, shoot your own video, send to Justin.

    Problem solved.

    #35 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 18, 2006 @ 8:44 am

  36. FACT Ryan Seacrest causes penile fracture.

    #36 | Comment by Tanzarian — January 18, 2006 @ 8:57 am

  37. I just imagined my penis between her breasts and it felt good.

    #37 | Comment by kiko — January 18, 2006 @ 9:10 am

  38. they really are some fantastic boobs. i normally don’t like larger type boobs. i like flat chicks. but those are just cumtastic.

    maybe even that homosexual was just inspired to touch those wonderful fun bags.

    #38 | Comment by tehpunk — January 18, 2006 @ 9:26 am

  39. Damn! Those are hot! She’s got to have one of the best bodies on screen lately. Hopefully we’ll see more of the body as well. Hated that crappy movie “Lost in Translation” but loved that opening shot of her butt in the translucent panties. fap…fap…fap

    #39 | Comment by She_is_my_slut — January 18, 2006 @ 9:39 am

  40. I know I posted already, but I just saw the e thing again and scarlett fap fap..and Melanie Griffith’s daughter in her red dress is pretty fappable too..and did anyone see alanis morisettes big ol’ knockers..I might have to bang those boobies instead of scarlett’s..I don’t know

    #40 | Comment by uniquejuan — January 18, 2006 @ 10:06 am

  41. Thank UUUUuuuuu
    Great photos and funny video ;]

    #41 | Comment by Hefo — January 18, 2006 @ 10:29 am

  42. Did you see the face seacrest made when she said “because he’s gay”…..He wants to “come” out I know it!!!

    #42 | Comment by Spacepimp — January 18, 2006 @ 11:36 am

  43. I just realized she has a real big head.

    #43 | Comment by Brad — January 18, 2006 @ 11:47 am

  44. Scarlett is just delicious.

    #44 | Comment by Cleesh — January 18, 2006 @ 1:13 pm

  45. So where’s the friggin’ codec for the vids? Anyone?

    #45 | Comment by tool — January 18, 2006 @ 2:19 pm

  46. thsi is totally off-topic, but if anyone likes avril’s voice, you should check out flyleaf.

    singer sounds like avril in an actual band, complete with hott canadian accent uber-amplified. like she has cotton stuffed in her jaw when singing.

    #46 | Comment by tehpunk — January 18, 2006 @ 2:55 pm

  47. tool,

    grab the k-lite codec pack. it’ll solve most if not all of your viewing problems. no spyware included.

    http://www.free-codecs.com/download/K_Lite_Codec_Pack.htm

    #47 | Comment by tehpunk — January 18, 2006 @ 2:57 pm

  48. So all I have to do is put on a gay accent and I can get away with that? I should try that some time.

    #48 | Comment by Anonymous Contributor — January 18, 2006 @ 3:14 pm

  49. thx 47; spyware was present on ones I found.

    #49 | Comment by tool — January 18, 2006 @ 3:24 pm

  50. I think her every apperance at the golden globes is to show her globes.

    I mean, it isn’t like anyone watches the show because it’s interesting.

    #50 | Comment by shirizaki — January 19, 2006 @ 3:44 am

  51. look at that 2nd picture to the right in the set..what’s that? nip or just the bra? what do you guys think?

    #51 | Comment by bolbol — January 20, 2006 @ 11:42 pm

  52. GOD LOVE EM’………….TITTIES

    #52 | Comment by jdi_kni — January 21, 2006 @ 2:07 am

  53. WOW Thanks for the hi-q clip

    #53 | Comment by PimpDaddyShaggy — January 21, 2006 @ 7:10 am

  54. scarlett > lindsay

    great boobs

    #54 | Comment by jason — January 24, 2006 @ 10:01 pm

  55. alredy fapped thrice
    the feelings great
    i just love her

    #55 | Comment by acme2ajax — January 30, 2006 @ 2:14 pm

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