Scarlett Johansson
17 01 2006If being a gay fashion designer means i get to grope Scarlett Johansson in the boobies, then where do i sign up?
‘Course, i’d need to be gay first.
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I still think her face is weird looking… but definately fappable.
FIRST!
Oh Mr. Justin. No comment as to where you have been? 2 weeks. TWO WEEKS.
I almost went comatose. =)
What up Justin! ScarJo’s boobs were in full effect tonight. I know because my Issac Mizrahi disguise worked like a charm. Those are some proud titties.
bless those titties….. bless em
I guess I should have worn my Benicio Del Toro disguise so she’d fuck me in an elevator. Oh, well, hindsight is 20-20.
She’s a total airhead, but a halfway decent actress and i LOVE those fucking tits so much, wanna shoot my man jam all over them (and coat her pretty face as well!)
Glad to see you back on your fappin’ beat, man…
Look at this
See-through!
Ah… She’s so hot.. If I was a girl I’d feel ugly from just knowing she existed. But since I’m a guy…. fap!
I really can’t wait to see those stretch marks.
I like her in the island movie.
shes so dumb and stuff, thinking that the island do exists.
Baby you can win my island every day!
I liked her in Ghost World and Lost in Translation but I dunno, when shes all glammed up on a red carpet, my attraction to her suddenly falls.
I wonder what that means….
Besides that im slightly gay
Scarlett in scarlet.
yumb.
if i had a penis, it might be fractured right now…
:o
Like I always say, more’n a double handful is a waste!
c’mon people! Where are all the “Golden Globes” puns?
I wouldn’t mind polishing those.
And you can’t be really gay with a broken penis.
#6 – Amen!
1.) Welcome back Justin!
2.) Let’s start jamming all over …
I’m wondering if these ‘lovely globes’ will keep on growing …
#7 – I don’t know exactly what you are seeing through, but it sure as shit isn’t scarlett’s dress.
Funny how we get to see what we want sometimes…
33% of Posts Include Masturbation References.
#16 i think #7 is referring to the light which appears to be shining through Scarlett’s dress between her legs. looks like she’s got lovely thighs…
nice.
She was hot on Saturday night live.
Vag.
I see the vag.
I apologize. And thank you.
I agree with #18.
Hey – anyone notice how big her breasts are? …
I thought you were gay.
Not a big fan of her’s, but damn does she look fine in these pics
justin fapped to a gay man gropping scarlett. true story
I remembered that I used to think Thora Birch was kind of hot, but then I saw Ghost World and I was thinking, oh my god who is that chick (scarlet Johanssen)…she had great tits, dick sucking lips and nice legs…I was sold..fuck Thora Birch…I had to run home after seeing Ghost World and fap in my closet hahaha…I’m sure I’m going to fap to her golden globes (see what I did..get it!) real soon…
Justin wished Issac Mizrahi was massaging his sack.
Truer story.
Issac was interviewing Queen Latifah before groping Scarlett. I would have loved to have seen him try to grab her humongous tittays. She would have busted a cap in his faggoty ass.
All of you Golden Globes punsters can kiss my ass! I already did one on the Mischa Barton post. Check around 394 or so for my comment!
=)
(This post also known as… FIRST ON THE GOLDEN GLOBES PUNS!!)
Sorry about the whole ass kissing thing, I was just excited about Justin being back. But Angelbaby can still kiss it if she wants to.
Anyone else wonder if Scar Jo’s boobs were enough to turn that designer straight? I’d like to think so, anyway!
#26, she got a breast reduction, you know. her chest is weaksauce now.
Mizrahi should sell his right hand on ebay now.
#30 – I think his right hand gave Ryan Seacrest a handjob the same night. Sooo, I’m gonna pass on this one.
#394 predictable jokes must be said even if it was repeated somewhere else. The comedy bar is too low to not go under.
I would be disappointed I didn’t see all the worst jokes possible.
For example, #29 if she had a breast reduction which one was it?
#32, I think both? although I may be reaching.
The video doesn’t work for me. Any suggestions to fix this?
#34 move to LA, become a gay dresser upper to the stars, grope Scarlett’s boobies, shoot your own video, send to Justin.
Problem solved.
FACT Ryan Seacrest causes penile fracture.
I just imagined my penis between her breasts and it felt good.
they really are some fantastic boobs. i normally don’t like larger type boobs. i like flat chicks. but those are just cumtastic.
maybe even that homosexual was just inspired to touch those wonderful fun bags.
Damn! Those are hot! She’s got to have one of the best bodies on screen lately. Hopefully we’ll see more of the body as well. Hated that crappy movie “Lost in Translation” but loved that opening shot of her butt in the translucent panties. fap…fap…fap
I know I posted already, but I just saw the e thing again and scarlett fap fap..and Melanie Griffith’s daughter in her red dress is pretty fappable too..and did anyone see alanis morisettes big ol’ knockers..I might have to bang those boobies instead of scarlett’s..I don’t know
Thank UUUUuuuuu
Great photos and funny video ;]
Did you see the face seacrest made when she said “because he’s gay”…..He wants to “come” out I know it!!!
I just realized she has a real big head.
Scarlett is just delicious.
So where’s the friggin’ codec for the vids? Anyone?
thsi is totally off-topic, but if anyone likes avril’s voice, you should check out flyleaf.
singer sounds like avril in an actual band, complete with hott canadian accent uber-amplified. like she has cotton stuffed in her jaw when singing.
tool,
grab the k-lite codec pack. it’ll solve most if not all of your viewing problems. no spyware included.
http://www.free-codecs.com/download/K_Lite_Codec_Pack.htm
So all I have to do is put on a gay accent and I can get away with that? I should try that some time.
thx 47; spyware was present on ones I found.
I think her every apperance at the golden globes is to show her globes.
I mean, it isn’t like anyone watches the show because it’s interesting.
look at that 2nd picture to the right in the set..what’s that? nip or just the bra? what do you guys think?
GOD LOVE EM’………….TITTIES
WOW Thanks for the hi-q clip
scarlett > lindsay
great boobs
alredy fapped thrice
the feelings great
i just love her