Brokeback Mountain

Nude caps from the gay cowboy movie!

No pics of two fags though.

:SADFACE:

Just the chicks. Anne Hathaway and Michelle Williams.

Here’s a scene that’s apparently in the script:

INT. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN: CAMP: TENT: JUST BEFORE DAWN:

Both are warm inside JACK’S bedroll.

JACK is wide awake now. ENNIS, on his back is half-asleep.

JACK, tentative, takes one of ENNIS’S big hands from outside the bedroll and guides it inside, down toward his own groin.

ENNIS, coming full awake, realizes where his hand is… jerks it away as if he’s touched fire.

Raises up, gets to his knees, unbuckles his belt, shoves his pants down with one hand, uses the other to haul JACK up on all fours.

JACK doesn’t resist.

ENNIS spits in the palm of his hand, puts it on himself.

They go at it in silence, except for a few sharp intakes of breath.

ENNIS shudders.

HOT!!!!!

Have no idea if it’s in the movie though, since i haven’t actually seen it. But it heard it’s good!

(the movie i mean)

35 thoughts on “Brokeback Mountain

  1. did not need to read that

    first!

    #1 | Comment by marsgwar — January 20, 2006 @ 1:58 pm

  2. I always thought that Michelle Williams had bigger boobies, but Anne’s look bigger. Does it have something to do with Michelle laying down? I don’t know the magical workings of boobies. πŸ™ I think I’ll see this movie. It has to be better than Crouching Tiger, and maybe I’m too young to appreciate the accurate portrayal of the 70s in The Ice Storm, so that one didn’t do much for me either.

    Second?

    #2 | Comment by Elder Young — January 20, 2006 @ 2:02 pm

  3. Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that you had a woody while you were typing that scene description, Justin?

    #3 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 20, 2006 @ 2:10 pm

  4. Between that scene and boobies, this script had better win the award for Best Adapted Screenplay, or I’m gonna be upset.

    #4 | Comment by Umgawa — January 20, 2006 @ 2:22 pm

  5. Justin, you didn’t go horseback riding for the two weeks by any chance, did you?

    Those pictures of Anne Hathaway scared me. She looked real mean/crazy. But I can’t look away…

    “I Wish I Knew How To Quit You!!!”

    #5 | Comment by Smiley — January 20, 2006 @ 2:35 pm

  6. here’s to anne getting naked in every movie she does from this point forward

    keep it up annie!

    #6 | Comment by turtle — January 20, 2006 @ 2:59 pm

  7. Justin has given me a penile fracture. I’m so suing!

    #7 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 20, 2006 @ 3:12 pm

  8. #7 – Maybe you should have “spat in the palm of your hand and put it on your yourself”, just like Ennis did πŸ˜‰ Then you wouldn’t have hurt yourself.

    I keed, I keed…

    #8 | Comment by Smiley — January 20, 2006 @ 3:22 pm

  9. Too late but thanks #8. I demand warnings from each update to prevent further damage. Friends don’t let friends fap with out a liquidy substance first to ease friction.

    #9 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 20, 2006 @ 3:27 pm

  10. As Justin slowly gets back into the swing of things, let’s hope nothing sets him off causing another disappearing act… like the fact that Drunken Stepfather beat him to these pics of Hayden (fingers crossed due to weak html-fu).

    #10 | Comment by BobBobson — January 20, 2006 @ 3:42 pm

  11. #10 – Either I’ve got X-Ray vision or my brain tumor has tripled in size overnight, but I swear to God I can see kinda Hayden’s nipples in those photos. Nice find!!

    #11 | Comment by Smiley — January 20, 2006 @ 4:04 pm

  12. I can’t see anything…just black and I’m afraid if I look to hard I may look at Jake Gyllenhalls nutsack…

    #12 | Comment by uniquejuan — January 20, 2006 @ 4:11 pm

  13. #12 – If you can see Jake Gyllenhall’s nut sack, then you’re staring too hard and managed to get a sneak peek into Justin’s soul. Look away! Do not make eye contact with the sack!

    #13 | Comment by Smiley — January 20, 2006 @ 4:19 pm

  14. Yes it’s in the movie, and yes the movie’s very good.

    #14 | Comment by TheGoodReverend — January 20, 2006 @ 6:45 pm

  15. This is getting a little too sexually liberal around here with all this talk about fags and stuff

    #15 | Comment by Magus — January 20, 2006 @ 8:33 pm

  16. hathaway is ugly as fuck.

    michelle is the only chick i ever saw as hot when she was pregnant.

    #16 | Comment by tehpunk — January 20, 2006 @ 8:50 pm

  17. This post is about as wrong as two boys fucking.

    #17 | Comment by Steampunk — January 20, 2006 @ 9:11 pm

  18. #2 – part of the magical workings of REAL boobies is that they flatten out a bit when we lie on our backs. so don’t fret about michelle’s sweater puppies, i’m sure they’re fine.

    they sure look fine to me…

    ^_^

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 20, 2006 @ 10:56 pm

  19. Hey check this out
    http://drunkenstepfather.blogspot.com/2006/01/i-am-hayden-panettiere-lingerie.html
    (html impaired)

    #19 | Comment by lame duck — January 21, 2006 @ 12:18 am

  20. #19,

    Talk to #10 re: your html-impairment.

    #20 | Comment by Steampunk — January 21, 2006 @ 12:22 am

  21. As Jack Nicholson said in As Good As It Gets , “I’d be the luckiest guy in the world if that did it for me.”

    #21 | Comment by Fappy McGee — January 21, 2006 @ 2:28 am

  22. INT. FUBAR MOUNTAIN: LIVING ROOM: COUCH: JUST AFTER ALL-NIGHT LAN PARTY:

    Both are warm on JUSTIN’S couch.

    JUSTIN is wide awake now. BILL, on his back is half-asleep.

    JUSTIN, tentative, takes one of BILL’S girly hands and guides it, down toward his own small groin.

    BILL, coming full awake, realizes where his hand isΓƒΒ’Γ’β€šΒ¬Γ‚Β¦ jerks it away as if he’s touched Haylie Duff.

    Raises up, gets to his knees, unbuckles his belt, shoves his underoos down with one hand, uses the other to haul JUSTIN up on all fours like a little piggie.

    JUSTIN doesn’t resist, he loves the cock.

    BILL spits Jolt cola in the palm of his hand, puts it on himself.

    They go at it in silence, except for a few sharp intakes of breath, and Justin’s muttering, “Chobot, Chobot…”

    Bill farts.

    HAWT!!!!!

    #22 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 21, 2006 @ 3:39 am

  23. #18 – Thanks for the clarification. I always worry about big, natural boobs getting smaller.

    #23 | Comment by Elder Young — January 21, 2006 @ 3:42 am

  24. #22 – I just threw up in my mouth a little…

    #24 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 21, 2006 @ 3:54 am

  25. You’re not helping my penile fracture get better #22 but it’s probably true.

    #25 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 21, 2006 @ 4:23 am

  26. #22 – Bravo! Bill! Bravo!

    #26 | Comment by Smiley — January 21, 2006 @ 4:31 am

  27. #22 LMAO

    #27 | Comment by J. — January 21, 2006 @ 5:22 am

  28. J. = Justin

    #28 | Comment by Nerima — January 21, 2006 @ 6:32 am

  29. Since the ‘gay’ cowboys also fuck chicks in this movie, doesn’t that make them bi?

    I’ll wait for the DVD with the deleted scene where Anne and Michelle do each other.

    #29 | Comment by El Payo — January 21, 2006 @ 9:21 am

  30. A bravo from Smiley is like a Golden Globe! πŸ™‚

    #29 – A dog may meow, but that doesn’t make it a cat.

    #30 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 21, 2006 @ 10:26 am

  31. Golden Globes suck, inless they’re Scarlett’s.

    #31 | Comment by Ragnarok — January 21, 2006 @ 10:35 am

  32. #30 – Bill, I would have given a Double Bravo PLUS three thumbs up AND a Golden Globe if you’d somehow worked a bag of Cheetos and a Nintendo controller into that Mucho Machismo love scene.

    Top Shelf none the less.

    #32 | Comment by Smiley — January 21, 2006 @ 10:48 am

  33. Yeah, that scene is pretty much as written in the film.

    #33 | Comment by lessthanzero — January 21, 2006 @ 3:08 pm

  34. that scene is definitely in the movie.

    also: great movie.

    also: dope titz.

    #34 | Comment by dreezy — January 23, 2006 @ 8:29 am

  35. hot

    #35 | Comment by joeri — March 10, 2006 @ 3:07 am

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