You know. Sometimes. A fine ass can make up for small boobies. And this coming from someone who thinks boobies > ass.
(Classic) WWE Divas that i have fapped to include: Sunny, Sable, Trish, Marlena, Stephanie McMahon and Jackie.
Oh wait, does Chyna count?
First!!!
First time ever too!!!
Stacy Keibler makes me fap til I shoot powder… that is all…
#1 | Comment by thejuice — February 11, 2006 @ 4:03 pm
I definitley would not kick her outta the bed for spilling crumbs.
Her boobs aren’t *that small.
*Keira Knightly
#2 | Comment by gulliver — February 11, 2006 @ 5:00 pm
she is perfect….boobs are perfect size and with legs and a smile like that they can make up for anything.
#3 | Comment by keith — February 11, 2006 @ 6:28 pm
Spankin’ it to Chyna?
Please tell me that’s a form of corporal punishment in Brunei.
Judge: You’ve been found guilty. You must now select your punishment: A broomstick up the ass or masturbate to Chyna’s sex video and Playboy pictorial.
Me: OK… So, how long is the broomstick again?
#4 | Comment by Smiley — February 11, 2006 @ 8:07 pm
yep, i totally fapped to this
#5 | Comment by Justin — February 11, 2006 @ 8:09 pm
Ick.
All the wrestling girls are ick.
That is all.
#6 | Comment by exelis — February 11, 2006 @ 8:10 pm
#5 – Justin, you’re a much braver man than I thought. Well that explains the Titanic infatuation and a whole lot more.
I’ve spanked to a lot of weird stuff(stump porn, midget porn, Celine Dion, Tori Spelling, A2M, World’s Biggest Anal GangBang, World’s Biggest Midget GangBang, etc.), but I can never ever bring myself to do it to Chyna. Everytime I see that Playboy pictorial, I imagine that if she had just moved her legs by just a fraction of an inch, I would be looking at an erect schlong and fully grown nut sack.
I shudder at that very thought.
#7 | Comment by Smiley — February 11, 2006 @ 8:42 pm
i wish i had hi res versions of those shots. but im sure if you look really hard enough, you can see her penis in one of those pics.
#8 | Comment by Justin — February 11, 2006 @ 9:17 pm
Is that a tattoo above her cooter or is it a surgical scar from when they removed her penis?
I hope none of your fantasies involving Chyna has her standing behind you.
#9 | Comment by Smiley — February 11, 2006 @ 9:29 pm
I for one love smaller boobs. Big ones just get in the way sometimes, and if your girlfriend has larger boobs than more guys will stare at her, and thats not good… for anyone.
#10 | Comment by bojanglesoup — February 12, 2006 @ 3:02 am
Sweet Baby Jesus that Keibler is hot! Check out this one:
Link
Blessed be!
#11 | Comment by Fappy McGee — February 12, 2006 @ 7:47 am
Stacy is so damn hot and cute she makes my penis sad, knowing it will never touch such perfect legs as those. Sometimes it tries to drown itself in the shower.
Sometimes it starts crying from it’s one sad eye.
#12 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 12, 2006 @ 10:04 am
Playboy should have offered her more money.
Cheap bitches U_U
#13 | Comment by Crackpot Live — February 12, 2006 @ 2:04 pm
Stacy = HOTNESS!!!
Chyna = Man
Fapping to Chyna = Fapping to gay porn
#14 | Comment by kiko — February 12, 2006 @ 2:11 pm
You guys need to watch “Fapping to the Stars” – no wait, “Dancing with the Stars” – Keibler needs some keilbassa, preferably from me.
#15 | Comment by El Payo — February 12, 2006 @ 3:32 pm
Boobies are definitly not too small, they’re perfect.
#16 | Comment by Spence — February 12, 2006 @ 8:04 pm
Stacy Keibler is perfection.
true story.
#17 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — February 13, 2006 @ 7:41 am