While watching the uncensored promo reel for Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction, i actually thought i heard penile fracture happening. Comes in at about a minute into the video. Something audibly *cracks* and it happens while Sharon Stone is fucking some guy. I was like OMG PENILE FRACTURE.
You know, i would totally do 48 year old Sharon Stone.
Then again i’d also do 59 year old Susan Sarandon so that probably comes as no surprise.
MILF does the body good!
First!!!
#1 | Comment by Smiley — February 11, 2006 @ 9:53 pm
holy shit!!!!!!
#2 | Comment by jerry — February 11, 2006 @ 10:23 pm
Maybe it’s just me, but old curvy sharon stone > old skinny sharon stone.
#3 | Comment by sp00ki — February 11, 2006 @ 11:45 pm
Plus, wtf– where did her boobs go?
#4 | Comment by sp00ki — February 11, 2006 @ 11:47 pm
Yea she’s pretty got without the butch haircut. wtf is wrong with women?
#5 | Comment by PimpDaddyShaggy — February 12, 2006 @ 12:13 am
I was wondering… In sex scenes, do actors really fuck? Or do they use some kind of trick that makes it look like the guy is sticking his in hers? Just wondering…
Oh and yes, Sharon Stone is totally bangable…
#6 | Comment by who? — February 12, 2006 @ 3:01 am
yep #6, every hollywood film with a sex scene is really a porno, just without the genital-to-genital close-up. yes, this includes ‘brokeback mountain’…
i’d say that was too dumb to be a serious question, but it also was not remotely funny, so i’m kinda confused.
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 12, 2006 @ 3:06 am
if you watch the first basic instinct and look really carefully, you can see that michael douglas is wearing a black sock kinda thing over his pen0r in one of the fuck scenes.
fact!
#8 | Comment by Justin — February 12, 2006 @ 7:32 am
Sharon Stone is just too nuts to be around. I think she would actually kill you with an ice pick in real life.
Susan Sarandon is old. She has old woman hips and a hound dog face.
#9 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 12, 2006 @ 10:08 am
#8 is a black pen0r sock.
#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 12, 2006 @ 10:12 am
Diane Lane is sexier. But i’d do Sharon Stone for some crazy sex.
#11 | Comment by Brad — February 12, 2006 @ 1:49 pm
Michael Douglas lost his pennis in (1987) during a knife-scene accident in the film Fatal Attraction.
This started the “Stunt cock on-set” policy in most film contracts.
Fact O_X !
#12 | Comment by Crackpot Live — February 12, 2006 @ 2:21 pm
AngelBaby, it wasn’t supposed to be funny.. But haven’t you ever wondered how they do it in movies? Doesn’t seem like a dumb question to me… but that’s just me 🙂
…Black sock? I wonder if there’s a manufacturer for those… “High quality socks to cover your pen0r during sex scenes”
#13 | Comment by who? — February 12, 2006 @ 7:05 pm
Oh my god – I think I just had a penile fracture. I had my GF fap fap me while watching the video. I explained to her it was my basic instinct to have her fap me while looking at sharon stone and she was into it (or I thought) until about a minute into the video and *pop* sonofabitch! The douche bent my unit over and walked away. Ouch.
#14 | Comment by Charlie — February 13, 2006 @ 11:54 am
I can confirm #12’s story. Any intercourse with Catherine Zeta-Jones is taken care of by me.
#15 | Comment by El Payo — February 13, 2006 @ 12:30 pm
Picture #5 is a little too creepily like this one.
#16 | Comment by El Payo — February 13, 2006 @ 12:36 pm
She… is.. touching… herself… in the holy…. place….
i love that handicaped guy in malcom in the middel!
#17 | Comment by Magnus — February 18, 2006 @ 11:16 pm
Catherine’s so hot, but so annoying on those Tmobile commercials!
#18 | Comment by mr skin — October 23, 2006 @ 9:33 pm