48 thoughts on “Kristen Bell in Maxim”

  1. ZOMG SHE IS HAWT!

    #1 | Comment by payne — February 15, 2006 @ 7:29 pm

  2. justin is rox ma soxxor

    #2 | Comment by wangdexian — February 15, 2006 @ 8:48 pm

  3. Oh my god she’s beautiful…

    No nipples though 🙁

    #3 | Comment by Marcato — February 15, 2006 @ 9:24 pm

  4. Where are the ass shots?

    #4 | Comment by paulie — February 15, 2006 @ 9:40 pm

  5. damn it, the first thing I read in her interview was that she’s in a relationship.

    That’s killed my billions to one fantasy of meeting her down at the grocery store and running off hand in hand into the sunset to live fappily ever after.

    And no, no nipples. Boo.

    #5 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 15, 2006 @ 11:15 pm

  6. I was waiting for these to come out. It’s like Christmas Day!

    #6 | Comment by Ricochet — February 15, 2006 @ 11:16 pm

  7. mmmmmmm, I’d like to ring Kristin’s Bell!!!

    Come onnnnn!!!!, Had to have that pun!

    The dood that airbrushed her nipples needs to DIE!!!!

    #7 | Comment by THOR — February 15, 2006 @ 11:49 pm

  8. “I think my ideal first date is, if you need to unbutton your pants.”

    Best quote ever….

    #8 | Comment by Knocturnal — February 16, 2006 @ 12:05 am

  9. ZOMG #5, I have almost the same fantasy and the same feeling of defeat when I read the she has a boy toy. In real life things would probably happen like this; I would probably meet her at the movies, ask her to solve a case for me, and she would slap me for being an idiot. Then the pimply-faced kid filling the popcorn buckets would yell “pwned!” 🙁

    Pictures are still pretty hot, for not showing much.

    #9 | Comment by Elder Young — February 16, 2006 @ 12:22 am

  10. They airbrushed out the little mole by her eye. Too funny.

    She is gorgeous, though.

    #10 | Comment by exelis — February 16, 2006 @ 12:50 am

  11. Getting rid of the mole is ridiculous (would they remove Cindy’s mole as well?), but who expects nipples in Maxim? They always brush that shit out (except in the British version). We’re just lucky she doesn’t look plastic.

    #11 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — February 16, 2006 @ 1:08 am

  12. #4 – since Kristen – as gorgeous as she is – is about 20 lbs. too skinny to have an ass, there really wouldn’t be any point in taking “ass shots”.

    #12 | Comment by Marcato — February 16, 2006 @ 1:39 am

  13. I still want assssssss!!!!!

    #13 | Comment by paulie — February 16, 2006 @ 1:47 am

  14. She’s no Haylie Duff.

    #14 | Comment by Bill Clay — February 16, 2006 @ 1:57 am

  15. Ah f*ck…I just creamed my pants.

    I’m waiting for this magazine to arrive in the mail. Guess’ll just hav 2 fap to these in the meantime.

    btw #12…im pretty sure she still has an ass that’s bone-worthy. Cos damn i’d definitely jump on that horse and ride it all night long.

    #15 | Comment by dpharmacizt — February 16, 2006 @ 2:17 am

  16. I am currently sobbing with lust.

    #16 | Comment by Nerima — February 16, 2006 @ 2:19 am

  17. It was disappointing to discover she had boyfrend on Punk’d. Check it, it was funny.
    BTW Fucking awesome shots.

    #17 | Comment by Idaho — February 16, 2006 @ 2:43 am

  18. Damn you Maxim, and your No Nipple Policy!

    Damn you to Hell!!

    #18 | Comment by Smiley — February 16, 2006 @ 2:50 am

  19. She is drop dead gorgeous and she really is a great actress if anyone has seen Veronica Mars…

    #19 | Comment by keith synnott — February 16, 2006 @ 2:54 am

  20. Justin is your friend.

    #20 | Comment by lswalker — February 16, 2006 @ 4:38 am

  21. She’s fappalicious.

    #21 | Comment by theEsc — February 16, 2006 @ 5:11 am

  22. the quotes about the first date doesnt make any sense, its a sentence fragment. Which probably means is was taken out of context.

    And who else digs the armpit shot?

    #22 | Comment by Guy — February 16, 2006 @ 5:24 am

  23. I want ass. And nipples too. If Justin was really our friend he would have given us ass and nipples.

    #23 | Comment by kiko — February 16, 2006 @ 7:43 am

  24. I love that quote from her at the end of the article (I was probably the only one that actually read it), “I’m not fucking cute, you fucking fuck!”

    #24 | Comment by Kito — February 16, 2006 @ 7:58 am

  25. i want to donate a pint of my man spackle in her honor..

    #25 | Comment by Dirtysanchez — February 16, 2006 @ 8:49 am

  26. #25 – Been there, done that. ;D

    #26 | Comment by Marcato — February 16, 2006 @ 9:29 am

  27. I’m having a hard time reconciling the fact that blondes don’t do it for me with the fact that my heart has just about stopped. Kristen is a fucking knockout.

    #27 | Comment by El Payo — February 16, 2006 @ 9:37 am

  28. #24!!! i read that quote and it made me love her cuteness even more =) yummm

    #28 | Comment by Evestay — February 16, 2006 @ 11:00 am

  29. #22, the quote does make sense, given the punctuation. “I think my ideal first date is, if you need to (unbutton your pants from eating too much), unbutton your pants.” Granted, she may have said something else instead of what I put in the parentheses, and it may be an edited quote to enhance the innuendo, but it still makes sense.

    #29 | Comment by klew — February 16, 2006 @ 11:01 am

  30. there are no nipples cuz that aint transparent…

    stuuuuupid cock teasing lingerie!

    #30 | Comment by iamthedevil60 — February 16, 2006 @ 1:05 pm

  31. you fucking fuck #28!!!

    #31 | Comment by Justin — February 16, 2006 @ 5:31 pm

  32. I prefer her Giant photoshoot.

    http://gorillamask.net/kbgiant.shtml

    #32 | Comment by Ash — February 17, 2006 @ 12:13 am

  33. I’d prefer that she was laying in my bed saying..”I am a woman and I am Voluptuous”, NOW>>>>>’Come fuck me you fucking fuck!’

    but I can always bite my lip and fantasize

    #33 | Comment by THOR — February 17, 2006 @ 12:25 am

  34. omg you are so cute right now Justin ;x

    #34 | Comment by Evestay — February 17, 2006 @ 1:37 am

  35. and btw thanks for the link #32, that 4th picture is special, super special

    #35 | Comment by Evestay — February 17, 2006 @ 1:41 am

  36. i work at stonybrook culf and country club in sarasota FL her boyfriends uncle is a member there. i have meet him and he told me to look her up. she is very beautiful.

    #36 | Comment by anthony edwards — February 17, 2006 @ 9:33 am

  37. How do I get a job airbrushing nipples?

    Do you think I would get fired if I leaked the uncensored ones out to Justin?

    #37 | Comment by Topher — February 17, 2006 @ 8:10 pm

  38. #22 i heard armpit is the new nipple

    #38 | Comment by xxcanuckxx — February 21, 2006 @ 12:55 pm

  39. Those of you that tear yourself away from the porn long enough to watch a TV show, might be interested in seeing Deadwood on HBO. Kristen Bell played two episodes as a Hooker, and eventually gets her brains beat to pudding by her Pimp. (of sorts!)

    Unfortunately, Hookers in those times wore too many cloths!!!

    #39 | Comment by THOR — February 22, 2006 @ 1:53 am

  40. My personal-fave pic of Kristen:

    It seems as if she is saying…”Oh that’s the spot THOR!!!”

    Yummy

    #40 | Comment by THOR — February 22, 2006 @ 3:59 am

  41. http://www.fastdates.com/PitBoardFeatures/Kristen%20Bell/KristenBell.01GlamourHead86.jpg

    #41 | Comment by THOR — February 22, 2006 @ 4:00 am

  42. What’s up with all these people that dont know how to post?

    #42 | Comment by CaPPyD — February 22, 2006 @ 5:19 am

  43. And a second post to fix the front page.

    #43 | Comment by CaPPyD — February 22, 2006 @ 5:19 am

  44. Sheesh, you forget to click “paste” one time before hitting Enter and you get reamed!!! wtf??

    Chill out #42/43 at least I posted it…and the link works! Unlike some others

    #44 | Comment by THOR — February 22, 2006 @ 9:29 pm

  45. It’s not that the link does or doesn’t work. You didn’t use HTML. See that bold text right above the “submit comment” button? That’s to prevent guys like you who post long links from stretching out the mainpage sidebar later on.

    #45 | Comment by Ricochet — February 23, 2006 @ 10:42 pm

  46. Believe it or not, I know of another blonde who I’d fap to. Julie “Safeside Super Chick” Clark. I’m sure you must’ve seen her when she’s NOT in her freako costume. This isn’t really the best picture of her though.

    http://www.thesafeside.com/Common/images/HomeFramework/JulieHeadShot.jpg

    #46 | Comment by Still Anonymous 4 Now — February 25, 2006 @ 7:57 am

  47. Woops! My Mistake. Anglea Shelton is the Safe Side Superchick, not Julie Clark. But she’s not so bad looking when she’s out of her freako costume, either.

    http://www.opheliaslove.org/angela.jpg

    #47 | Comment by Still Anonymous 4 Now — February 26, 2006 @ 12:18 pm

  48. Shes Being Consider To Be a New Other On Lost! Named Charrlotte! for the 4 season of lost if she gets the part she will appear on the second episode of the forth season wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

    #48 | Comment by Darkling — August 10, 2007 @ 12:59 pm

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