25 thoughts on “Jojo

  1. the one to the left looks fugly.. but it looks like jojo is finally growing some titties

    #1 | Comment by payne — February 23, 2006 @ 5:03 pm

  2. A bevy of beautiful maidens!

    #1, That’s not the best pic of Emma Roberts. Check out some other pics of her to get a better idea of her beauty. I’d take her over Sara Paxton (the one in the middle) any day.

    #2 | Comment by exelis — February 23, 2006 @ 6:11 pm

  3. According to IMDB, the fugly one on the left (Emma Roberts) is Julia Roberts’ niece. I guess the horse teef gene is really strong in that family.

    The trailer for the movie just looks Shitacular.
    Favorite line? “That girl’s a little fishy.” Jesus Christ.

    The producers are all idiots. I pitched this same script idea to them ages ago and they passed on it. In my version, the mermaid is a chain-smoking, meth addicted hermaphodite junkie that appears in the girls’ pool, befriends them under the pretense of helping them ‘realise that family and friendship are the most important things in life’ and then eventually steals everything in their houses to fuel her drug habit. I guess they also didn’t ‘get’ the grand finale with the Tarantino-style shoot-out with the Columbian army.

    In my version, Michael Madsen was supposed to play the teenage mermaid. That would have been an Oscar role. Again, those coke snorting Hollywood execs just don’t ‘get it’. Sigh.

    #3 | Comment by Smiley — February 23, 2006 @ 6:16 pm

  4. “did you order a sand-WITCH?”

    rofls

    #4 | Comment by Justin — February 23, 2006 @ 7:22 pm

  5. am i like the only person realizing that emma roberts is flat?
    great. now you know.

    #5 | Comment by nignam — February 23, 2006 @ 7:56 pm

  6. So this movie is about a mermaid looking for seamen?

    #6 | Comment by El Payo — February 23, 2006 @ 8:47 pm

  7. Jojo’s face is to big for her head and her head is to big for her body. Really odd.

    #7 | Comment by Fieldy Snuts — February 23, 2006 @ 9:55 pm

  8. i can’t wait for jojo’s first makeout scene with a large black man.

    #8 | Comment by tehpunk — February 23, 2006 @ 9:59 pm

  9. Morese than being Julia Roberts niece, she’s Eric Roberts’ kid.

    #9 | Comment by Wonderyak — February 23, 2006 @ 11:42 pm

  10. #2 is right. Emma Roberts is the true beauty of the three. Her tits will grow. Even if they don’t, Of the three, in a few years, she will be the bigger star.

    #10 | Comment by Andre — February 24, 2006 @ 12:04 am

  11. Im sorry but these are not attractive girls.

    #11 | Comment by Big Ben — February 24, 2006 @ 12:14 am

  12. so much jailbait shouldn’t be onscreen at once. What’s next? Hayden, Macenzie, jojo, and alexa making a movie called jailbait?

    The fbi is making these movies so they catch pervs.

    #12 | Comment by shirizaki — February 24, 2006 @ 12:49 am

  13. #12 – The FBI runs this website for the very same reason.

    #13 | Comment by al k holik — February 24, 2006 @ 1:26 am

  14. I’m signing up for a job on set, #12. Are you directing?

    Make sure to include a no body double clause for the jello wrestling and lesbian revelation scenes.

    #14 | Comment by exelis — February 24, 2006 @ 1:41 am

  15. Dude. seriously. Sara Paxton is super hot. Watch out on april 25th this year. She becomes Legal.

    Darcy’s life is going to get a lot wilder.

    #15 | Comment by MeganHarris — February 24, 2006 @ 2:46 am

  16. The only one who’s descent is the chick in the middle. Don’t get me wrong I’d stil fap to jo jo but that’s not till I’m desperate

    #16 | Comment by uniquejuan — February 24, 2006 @ 3:02 am

  17. #14 – too late.

    According to IMDB:

    Coming this Holiday Season from Director James Cameron, the man behind Titanic Terminator, Terminator 2 and screenwriter David Mamet comes the movie everyone is talking about:

    Hayden! JoJo! MacKenzie! Ali! Sara! And introducing Hailey Duff as the lesbian gym teacher!

    JAILBAIT: THE MOVIE

    12-24-06 – BE THERE!

    #17 | Comment by Smiley — February 24, 2006 @ 5:02 am

  18. Here’s the hottest jailbait: Willa Holland!
    Willa!

    #18 | Comment by Sampson — February 24, 2006 @ 9:46 am

  19. http://imlegal.com/index.php?name=Willa%20Holland

    #19 | Comment by Sampson — February 24, 2006 @ 9:46 am

  20. Actually the FBI is tracking all visitor of this website.

    I can imagine the music in the background as the FBI knock down your door to take you to Guantanamo Bay. “What you gonna do? What you goona do when they come for you? Bad boys! Bad boys!”

    #20 | Comment by kiko — February 24, 2006 @ 9:56 am

  21. Here is some more pics, less quality but one of the mermaid in a tub.

    http://www.joblo.com/upcomingmovies/movies.php?id=674

    #21 | Comment by bojanglesoup — February 25, 2006 @ 1:19 pm

  22. Check out some more here =)

    #22 | Comment by Me — February 25, 2006 @ 11:52 pm

  23. Left to right: hit it, hit it, hit it until I was exhausted, rest for a while and hit it again. 😀

    Jojo is hawt.

    #23 | Comment by Marcato — February 27, 2006 @ 11:04 pm

  24. #7 I agree. I saw Jojo at the Aquamarine premiere and she looks like her body is trying to blow a bubble. With the weight of a head that big, I thought she might tip over, and never be able to get up again.

    It wouldn’t surprise me if Sara Paxton was a robot created by the Barbie company. She looks like a Barbie doll that ended up in the reject pile after a production mishap.

    I do like Emma. Unfortunately, she’s at the stage where she has “more personality” than body. 😉

    #24 | Comment by council24 — February 28, 2006 @ 6:58 am

  25. jojo sexiest out of three that are there by far

    #25 | Comment by james — June 25, 2006 @ 5:01 am

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