Supposedly every single Jennifer Connelly nude scene known to my penis man from every single movie she’s been in combined into one video.
I say supposedly because it’s still missing her “ASS TO ASS” scene from Requiem for a Dream. And probably a bunch of others. I still fapped to it for great justice though.
Body double 😐
#1 | Comment by fab — March 23, 2006 @ 12:11 am
needs more skating scene from ‘career opportunities’
yumb.
#2 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 23, 2006 @ 12:13 am
Makes all those DVD’s I bought obsolete… oh well… belt and braces I suppose.
#3 | Comment by Karakel — March 23, 2006 @ 12:16 am
C’mon, no explanation for your absence?
#4 | Comment by Jimbo — March 23, 2006 @ 12:18 am
ass to ass?
#5 | Comment by Justin — March 23, 2006 @ 12:20 am
Best explanation ever.
#6 | Comment by game kid — March 23, 2006 @ 12:59 am
That was beautiful. i love the Adobe sponsorship.
#7 | Comment by Big Daddy Mateo — March 23, 2006 @ 2:20 am
That was beautiful. i love the Adobe sponsorship.
#8 | Comment by Big Daddy Mateo — March 23, 2006 @ 2:20 am
jennifer’s jiggly yammies
#9 | Comment by radish01001 — March 23, 2006 @ 2:57 am
youre late justin ive seen this already, no forgiveness for your absense granted! ;x
#10 | Comment by Evestay — March 23, 2006 @ 3:44 am
#4 said: “C’mon, no explanation for your absence?”
To which Justin replied: “ass to ass?”
ZOMG!!1! Justin was in an a gay, S & M pseudo orgy where he was forced to go ass to ass with a huge, double sided dildo with another man to support his drug addiction!!1!!
he’s a fag
#11 | Comment by Zahid — March 23, 2006 @ 4:03 am
Its missing the scene from “Once Upon a Time in America” but she was only like 12 when that was made, so maybe its for the best.
and obviously if it perfectly matches up with teh length of the song, he wasnt trying to make it a complete compilation.
#12 | Comment by guy — March 23, 2006 @ 4:42 am
That was probably the best movie I’ve ever seen…
#13 | Comment by joemizzle — March 23, 2006 @ 5:02 am
if stores started stocking that film in a nice dvd case and with an informative booklet… id buy it!
#14 | Comment by the texas burner — March 23, 2006 @ 8:20 am
It was great but I would have to mute it to fap to it. But still really fucking hot.
#15 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — March 23, 2006 @ 10:51 am
Nice video, although I don’t really care for the part where she stops the guy from banging her. Kind of messes up the rhythm.
#16 | Comment by Fappy McGee — March 23, 2006 @ 11:28 am
Just when I thought Justin was gone and left our penis for dead… he posts all the Jennifer Connelly nude scenes all in one movie and totally redeems himself!! 😀
Seriously though, it’s not just the hi-res and titties I come here for. There’s so much internet stuff you find and post here that I look forward to as well. Like that Ass-to-Ass guy, I never really paid attention to his awesomeness until the link you provided today.
So yeah, even if you don’t have titties or hi-res photos, I enjoy reading your blog updates too… except that penile fracture one. God that was a dark day in fubar.
#17 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — March 23, 2006 @ 12:20 pm
So what is that movie in the middle, with the long scene, after Mulholland Falls and Inventing the Abbotts? Is the ass scene from Requiem or House of Sand and Fog? Haven’t seen either, just thought it was the other way around …
#18 | Comment by Bob — March 23, 2006 @ 1:54 pm
The world needs more boobises like that.
Truly.
#19 | Comment by Habib — March 23, 2006 @ 2:30 pm
The closest approximation of Jennifer Connelly in comic art is Brandy from Liberty Meadows:
http://www.libertymeadows.com/covers/cov001.jpg
http://www.libertymeadows.com/covers/LM31.jpg
#20 | Comment by El Payo — March 23, 2006 @ 8:32 pm
Ok I have always loved Jennifer Connelly, ever since Labrynth. I have even loved her in that awefull Career Opportunities movie, as well as that weird Dark City movie.
This collection of sex scenes will be downloaded and saved in a special Gold Disk marked…”SPANK-IT” and put on a pedistal!
Now….the ass-to-ass scene that Justin as so diligently provided for us; umm, does anyone see ass in that video? All I see is a double sided dildo and then Jennifer’s lovely face? WHERE is the ass, where is the penitration!!!.
Jennifer, if you are watching, please drop the restraining order, I swear to you I am safe. 😉
#21 | Comment by THOR — March 23, 2006 @ 9:57 pm
wasn’t anyone else creeped out by Nick Nolte banging her? He looked like he was 80. ugh.
#22 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — March 23, 2006 @ 11:02 pm
#22 Yes, very much so. Especially because in the “Hulk” movie, Jennifer bangs the son of Nick Nolte’s character.
And thats nasty…
#23 | Comment by Zahid — March 23, 2006 @ 11:45 pm
That’s been the most underused catch phrase for years.
I always say it like “asth to asth”.
Justin disappears to drive his fancy car around his fancy country.
#24 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — March 24, 2006 @ 2:52 am
Can somebody be kind enough to tell me the movies to which the clips belonged to, in order please. Thanks (Didn’t know that HULK had sex, even the DVD I purchased didn’t have any, sad 🙁
Makes you wonder what would happen if he turned in to the hulk while having sex – blowjob and penetration especially- ouch)
#25 | Comment by JustWant2Know — March 24, 2006 @ 4:19 am
Anyone wanna see a lame sextape from Singapore?
#26 | Comment by Zahid — March 24, 2006 @ 5:42 am
“Its missing the scene from “Once Upon a Time in America” but she was only like 12 when that was made, so maybe its for the best.”
That was a body double…
#27 | Comment by TGM — March 24, 2006 @ 5:48 pm
Goddammit Justin, are you ever going to UPDATE?!
#28 | Comment by Seriously — March 25, 2006 @ 12:19 am
#16, any idea what movie that scene was from?
#29 | Comment by Still Anonymous 4 Now — March 25, 2006 @ 10:13 am
#29 – I think it’s from “Waking the Dead”
#30 | Comment by flyboy — March 26, 2006 @ 11:28 am
everyone should see Dark City with Connelly in the cast.
with that said, where’s teh pink?
#31 | Comment by Billy — March 26, 2006 @ 10:49 pm
It is a great site and hope you can update more frequently. I am luck to discover you from Megite Gossip.
#32 | Comment by Dan — March 26, 2006 @ 11:02 pm
that video was heaven…where the heck does he find this stuff??!?!?!!!!
#33 | Comment by philip_funderburk — March 26, 2006 @ 11:07 pm
I have lost so much semen beause of her. 🙁
#34 | Comment by Mers — March 27, 2006 @ 5:48 am
Justin must be busy, but he’s showing us that he still cares enough to post when he’s got the chance. At least, in the meantime, he left us with Connelly’s lucious titties, rather than Lindsey Lohan drunk at a party.
Although it would be easier and quicker if I was actually with Lindsey Lohan drunk at a party. Connelly, I wonder if she’s a ball sucker.
#35 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — March 27, 2006 @ 2:11 pm
Let’s start a betting pool on how many weeks Justin disappears this time. I take “2”!
#36 | Comment by Bill Clay — March 29, 2006 @ 2:26 am
I’m straight and even I wanna suck on those titties
#37 | Comment by Mimi — March 29, 2006 @ 3:42 am
Wilmer Valederama has nailed over 50% of the ladies in the FUBAR banner. And maybe he’s nailed one of them in the dirty place.
#38 | Comment by El Payo — March 29, 2006 @ 5:26 pm
#36 – I’m going to say 11 days.
#38 – Wilmer has taken either Lindsay Lohan or Ashlee Simpson to Brown Town. I’m guessing both because you just know they’re both up for some butt love. I can just picture him plowing Lindsay Lohan from behind while she’s out of her mind on coke. He’s all greasy looking(a lethal combination of Astroglide and Brylcreem), wearing about 8 gold zodiac medallions, flexing his biceps and winking at himself in the full length mirror. And the mirror is actually a two way mirror with a video camera behind it.
And there’s speculation that he de-virginized Mandy Moore.
God I hate that guy. Or I could be wrong and he is possibly the greatest human being that ever walked this earth!
#39 | Comment by Smiley — March 29, 2006 @ 6:19 pm
Is that Nolte in the beginning or Malchovich? Either way it ruins it.
#40 | Comment by Matty — April 3, 2006 @ 12:11 pm