With all due respect to “Zee,” I wouldn’t exactly say Justin left the site in only one pair of hands. I’ll also be checking in from time to time with offerings to the slavering fubar masses (worship me!)
Take the following for example:
What would a post be without some Jessica Alba? Her supple, toned body shocked by the cold water slipping around her slender curves…mouth open in a surprised gasp…oh, sorry, I drifted off there for a sec. Why she’s practically an honorary member, given the amount of time she’s spent on the front page here! Yeah, yeah…I know. Justin’s all “penis sad” everytime he makes a post showcasing her gorgeousness, but consider this. A quick survey of the number of folders dedicated to celebs in the fubar image archives reveals the following:
Amanda Bynes – 25 folders
Avril Lavinge – 9 folders
Elisha Cuthbert – 10 folders
Hayden Panettiere – 9 folders
Hilary Duff – 20 folders
Jojo – 10 folders
Kristen Bell – 9 folders
Lacey Chabert – 18 folders
Lindsay Lohan – 24 folders
Mandy Moore – 10 folders
Michelle Trachtenberg – 9 folders
Natalie Portman – 10 folders
Scarlett Johansson – 24 folders
Jessica Alba – wait for it…
26 FOLDERS!
Your honors, the prosecution rests. Methinks yellow doth protest too much. It’s obvious Justin wubs Jessica, so I’m dragging him out of the closet. As far as future posting goes, I’ll prolly play things by ear seeing how I’m kinda learning on the job. If there’s any celeb hotties y’all wish to see, don’t be shy about speaking up, I’ll do my best to fulfill your faptastic needs. ^_^
FIRST… woohaaa
#1 | Comment by JD52 — April 14, 2006 @ 10:00 pm
Yeah, I noticed pretty quick that la Alba was overrepresented for a disliked girl. I always appreciate it!
#2 | Comment by tool — April 14, 2006 @ 10:15 pm
Angelbaby… I love you.
#3 | Comment by Zee — April 14, 2006 @ 11:23 pm
Those are 2 very hot alba pictures….2 I havent seen hehe 😛
#4 | Comment by Rappy — April 14, 2006 @ 11:26 pm
AngelBaby just gave me a rod.
#5 | Comment by futool — April 14, 2006 @ 11:28 pm
Wow, who thought she could still be even remotely sexy?
#6 | Comment by Marcato — April 14, 2006 @ 11:57 pm
Yeowch!! Who knew!!
#7 | Comment by LMS — April 15, 2006 @ 12:18 am
Justin should start posting more Lacey Chabert pics
#8 | Comment by Zahid — April 15, 2006 @ 12:25 am
AngelBaby > Zee
#9 | Comment by The Pope — April 15, 2006 @ 12:49 am
^^ I totally agree
#10 | Comment by daserca — April 15, 2006 @ 1:30 am
Justin just kinda got owned.
#11 | Comment by aWorldApart — April 15, 2006 @ 1:49 am
Angelbaby… I want to have your babies!
#12 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — April 15, 2006 @ 1:55 am
This site needs more AngelBabe.
Wait…
#13 | Comment by Steampunk — April 15, 2006 @ 1:59 am
shes buffer than me..
#14 | Comment by Evestay — April 15, 2006 @ 2:20 am
Angelbaby = yes.
New person who I could care less about named “Zee” = no.
#15 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — April 15, 2006 @ 2:36 am
dexisajerk: no talk about me
angelbaby: you gave me those pics
angelbaby: none credit
dexisajerk: what a justin
angelbaby: to bad yep to bad
#16 | Comment by Dex — April 15, 2006 @ 2:37 am
*chu*
#17 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 15, 2006 @ 2:40 am
Dear new internet boobie aquisition person. I humbly request many units of the boner fuel produced by…
Alexis Dziena
Isla Fisher
Jewel Staite
Lauren Ambrose
Mackenzie Rosman
Rose Byrne
Jennifer Morrison
Tamsin Egerton
Renee Olstead
and any other young hottie you deign fappable. Thankyou.
#18 | Comment by Horatio — April 15, 2006 @ 3:43 am
heyas angelbaby…although i fukin hate jessica alba (yes im a justin enthusiast…) those are good pics, lookin like you can pick up where justin left off just fine
in regards to zee, i dont mind givin you a chance…hey, post some Lexa Doig and ill even love ya
in fact the first person to show me some Lexa Doig goodness will be loved…
#19 | Comment by Roosta — April 15, 2006 @ 4:03 am
Avril… more Avril.
#20 | Comment by theophobia — April 15, 2006 @ 4:46 am
i said celeb HOTTIES #20…
😮
#21 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 15, 2006 @ 4:47 am
I rented into the blue just for the nip slip. *dreamy*
#22 | Comment by Alias — April 15, 2006 @ 5:12 am
^^^
body double.
to bad yep to bad
#23 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 15, 2006 @ 5:22 am
body double = pretend it’s her
#24 | Comment by R/C — April 15, 2006 @ 6:26 am
AngelBaby > Zee
i second that…
#25 | Comment by sheit — April 15, 2006 @ 8:16 am
Can we get a folder of AngelBaby? :0
#26 | Comment by lswalker — April 15, 2006 @ 8:30 am
AngelBaby = Dex
:O
#27 | Comment by Dex — April 15, 2006 @ 9:11 am
I knew it! That’s why “she” refused to post nudie pics of “herself”.
#28 | Comment by kiko — April 15, 2006 @ 9:24 am
its Emma Watsons birthday today and all you can do is post more pics of Alba? this site is too gay
OI Justin Emma pics please!
#29 | Comment by the texas burner — April 15, 2006 @ 10:33 am
I refuse to comment in this thread til I get a mention…
#30 | Comment by smash — April 15, 2006 @ 10:42 am
me2
I didn’t get a mention either…
#31 | Comment by Dex — April 15, 2006 @ 12:33 pm
Brenda Song! Can we have some Brenda Song! That is all. Thanks.
#32 | Comment by horns — April 15, 2006 @ 1:22 pm
#32
I will get you Brenda Song
vicariously
#33 | Comment by Dex — April 15, 2006 @ 2:54 pm
#19 – Yeay, I am loved ^_^
Lexa #1
Lexa #2
Lexa #3
She’s not very hot though. 🙁 I want some pics of Emma Watson now that she’s turned 16, meaning that she’s been legal for a year in Sweden, two years in Canada, and just turned legal in some US states. That’s something to celebrate. 😉
#34 | Comment by Marcato — April 15, 2006 @ 9:13 pm
Angelbaby has good taste.
#35 | Comment by SpankMonkey — April 16, 2006 @ 12:43 am
Brenda Song! Wow! She’s 18 and looks like 15 – could there be a better combination? 😀
#36 | Comment by Marcato — April 16, 2006 @ 1:03 am
JOJO jOJO JOJO JOJO JOJO PLEASE!
#37 | Comment by Cory — April 16, 2006 @ 9:05 am
*gives #34 The Love…*
thx m8, you are loved, and wtf is it with emma watson, ffs shes worse than michelle trachtenberg…altho ill admit michelles pretty hot…
get off them harry potter books…
Lexa>Emma A stately fact, deal with it : P
#38 | Comment by Roosta — April 16, 2006 @ 11:55 am
#38 – Michelle is really hot, but Emma>Michelle, that’s just the way it is 😀
Emma Watson is simply hawt.
#39 | Comment by Marcato — April 16, 2006 @ 4:12 pm
Brenda Song? She aight but I would prefer if u could please post some of Ashley Tisdale (her co-star on Suite Life) I think she’s much more hotter. She’s like 21 in July & looks 15/16~
#40 | Comment by dpharmacizt — April 17, 2006 @ 12:28 am
Agrees with #40. She’s got a little of that early Hilary Duff-thing going on. Speaking of which, I’m sure there are some early (pre anorexia) photos of the Duff that haven’t been posted here yet, that could give some serious fapping joy. 😀
#41 | Comment by Marcato — April 17, 2006 @ 1:51 am
meh to all others..
lacey chabert > the space time continuum.
FACT.
#42 | Comment by monkey — April 21, 2006 @ 4:02 am