Hello all, some, and none… my name is Zee [obv omg lol] and I will be taking over this Testosterone Infested Site in Justin’s absence. He’s too busy playing with his dugong, his pirated DVDs, and maybe his shlong [you thought I was referring to this with the dugong, weren’t you? You Damn Fool!], to want to have anything to do WITH ANY OF YOU. That’s right. He’s like a little dog who chased it’s tail for too long. And what’s that? Chasing your tail is not as fun as it turned out to be? Give a bitch a chance… she’ll chase your tail for you…
[I’m not a stalker of Justin, I swear. In fact, he stalks ME. But he’ll stalk any girl, so I’m not so special. Really.]
So what should I write about, omgz. Well, for starters, I should introduce myself. Just a little.
I am currently a professional bum [interpret that any way you want; innuendos are noticably common on this here site] cum [ditto] chauffeur. I like animals, especially of the feline species; they are beautiful and enigmatic. I like boobies too, so that explains my unhealthy fixation with coming in here from time to time [I like seeing milky boobies; Asian boobies = a no-no]. I, however, do not like Lindsay Lohan’s current boobies. Are they real? omg! Are they not? OMG! Who cares. I don’t. Not anymore. I’ve lost interest after seeing them on Herbie Fully Loaded. Boy… could those babies bounce back then!
That’s a little.
Stalk me now. I dare you.
OMG! First Post!
#1 | Comment by A-dog — April 14, 2006 @ 6:53 pm
OMG! Second Post!
#2 | Comment by Marcato — April 14, 2006 @ 7:01 pm
And welcome! *stalks*
#3 | Comment by Marcato — April 14, 2006 @ 7:01 pm
Show us your tits!
#4 | Comment by matt — April 14, 2006 @ 7:05 pm
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours baby
#5 | Comment by Zee — April 14, 2006 @ 7:13 pm
Great… Justin’s postings has been lacking lately…
#6 | Comment by marco_polo — April 14, 2006 @ 7:28 pm
Dugongs demand constant attention, you know!
#7 | Comment by Zee — April 14, 2006 @ 7:31 pm
Please accept this basket of mini-muffins as a token of our appreciation.
I, for one, welcome our new Fubar Overlord.
#5 – Oh boy, a Boobie Showdown! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy…
#8 | Comment by Smiley — April 14, 2006 @ 7:35 pm
Smiley’s basket of mini-muffins has made the new Overlord bounce around with happiness. Have you laced it with catnip?
Such a gracious crowd. I like it ^_^
#9 | Comment by Zee — April 14, 2006 @ 7:46 pm
#5 – Sure, where do I send the photo?
#10 | Comment by R/C — April 14, 2006 @ 7:56 pm
Who the fuck is Justin?
#11 | Comment by gulliver — April 14, 2006 @ 8:00 pm
Send all fanmail to oneheckofalife@hotmail.co.uk
#12 | Comment by Zee — April 14, 2006 @ 8:11 pm
i dont think you understand what brackets are for.
#13 | Comment by guy — April 14, 2006 @ 8:42 pm
oh and its obviously justin. Do you really think he knows any girls outside of this site? I dont.
#14 | Comment by guy — April 14, 2006 @ 8:43 pm
Jesus friggin Christ,
Don’t ramble so much. While that style of writing is ok in instant messaging (e.g.- omgz, utter nonsense) it’s just annoying to read on a blog.
#15 | Comment by wiggle — April 14, 2006 @ 8:54 pm
Pictures, please.
#16 | Comment by Bill Clay — April 14, 2006 @ 11:06 pm
What a great site. know from the interesting view of Dontlinkthis.
#17 | Comment by Doug Law — April 14, 2006 @ 11:54 pm
get the fuck out of here and release Justin from your dungeon.
#18 | Comment by xerox — April 15, 2006 @ 2:25 am
how long before a gundam makes an appearance? I say 5 days.
#19 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — April 15, 2006 @ 2:28 am
Who the fucking hell is Zee?
Thumbs down.
#20 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — April 15, 2006 @ 2:34 am
I think we need more porn, and less talking!
#21 | Comment by RegPed — April 15, 2006 @ 2:55 am
So, does this mean we won’t be getting those myspace pics of Julianna Rose Mauriello?
#22 | Comment by Skootch — April 15, 2006 @ 3:28 am
Post ur bobs now!
#23 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — April 15, 2006 @ 6:57 am
What the fuck? Zee? Pee Wee? Dude – get a fucking name not a spelled out letter. And Don’t ramble. There are plenty of idiots that post comments (myself included) that ramble. Or don’t. I don’t care. I’m still getting paid either way. Justin had a certain way he wrote stuff that you don’t seem to possess. Anyway – if you want some respect post the myspace pics from julianna rose mauriello. Or don’t. I’m still getting paid.
#24 | Comment by Charlie — April 15, 2006 @ 8:19 am
I can’t fap to this. Where are the tits and asses?
#25 | Comment by kiko — April 15, 2006 @ 9:29 am
Any one remember thatsjustnotright.com
Welcome to part two.
nuff said
#26 | Comment by John — April 15, 2006 @ 2:36 pm
#22
I 2nd that question?
#27 | Comment by Sumdumguy — April 15, 2006 @ 3:49 pm
#25 – You can’t fap to this? Aren’t you a man? A man can fap to a Microsoft Excel manual if need be. ^_^
#28 | Comment by Marcato — April 15, 2006 @ 10:08 pm
I have more class than that.
#29 | Comment by kiko — April 16, 2006 @ 1:17 am
Whiny!
First post!
Exclamation points!!!
#30 | Comment by JustSumDude — April 16, 2006 @ 1:40 pm
You know what ?! You can’t even say “welcome” or such a nice word to thank Zee to do Justin’s work! You got pictures to fap to, where’s the problem with Zee ?! Bastards…
#31 | Comment by nasty — April 18, 2006 @ 10:29 am