For those born within the past month, you may not have heard the now legendary tale of how tween queen and black soccer star shagger, Jojo, actually visited FUBAR long ago in a galaxy far far away. Yep, she actually wrote Justin a comment, and yes, he probably fapped to it (and likely still does). Cuz, you know…they are practically BFF.
Well, now she’s all famous and has a bigtime funny movie coming out with Robin Williams, called RV. The 15-year old (!) starlet wore a pretty (tight) white dress to the premiere…
FUN FACT: Jojo is mentioned in Eminem’s song ‘Ass Like That.’ 😮
You go, Joanna Levesque!
Too Much Love:
AngelBaby
She looks too much like a chipmunk. 1st
#1 | Comment by lswalker — April 28, 2006 @ 6:34 am
Can someone please explain to me why ppl find this preteen, model wannabe attractive? I’ve never even heard one of her songs. Where did her fame come from? The only real explaination for a person like this to become famous, is becuase she has tumors growing out of her cheekbones, making her look like the elephant man reincarnated in a 15 year old girl’s body.
#2 | Comment by Dan — April 28, 2006 @ 6:47 am
I’d fuck her with your dick.
#3 | Comment by eamon angelface — April 28, 2006 @ 7:24 am
why is she so pissed in those pics?
#4 | Comment by horns — April 28, 2006 @ 7:45 am
Ah, fifteen…
I forgot all about zits.
#5 | Comment by Steampunk — April 28, 2006 @ 8:18 am
Because she caught Robin Williams fapping to this…
#6 | Comment by filthyfish — April 28, 2006 @ 8:29 am
Pretty hot collection right there :)…:P
#7 | Comment by Rappy — April 28, 2006 @ 9:12 am
she is gonna be so FAT when she gets older, look at that face!
#8 | Comment by jupiterssj4 — April 28, 2006 @ 10:00 am
she’s totally gonna be fat. you can already see that her arms are getting flappy.
#9 | Comment by heapy — April 28, 2006 @ 10:08 am
She’s so hot.
She’s soooo hot.
*fap* *fap* *fap*
She could show a little more skin though, wouldn’t hurt. And it’s great to see a young woman who looks like a woman, and not a toothpick with a blonde wig.
#10 | Comment by Marcato — April 28, 2006 @ 10:15 am
#2 – You need to go back to school. Not just because you haven’t realised that Jojo is super hot (strike 1), but also because you think that 15 = preteen (strike 2).
One more and you’re out. 🙂
#11 | Comment by Marcato — April 28, 2006 @ 10:17 am
Oh yeah, there’s a big fat tabloid girl inside her just dying to get out.
#12 | Comment by rabel — April 28, 2006 @ 11:16 am
I used to think that it was totally wrong to fap to her. Now I’m not so sure.
#13 | Comment by kiko — April 28, 2006 @ 11:25 am
AngelBaby — you should tell Justin to give you guys access to the image gallery server he usually posts at.
It kinda keeps a backup rather then 3rd party sites which could take them down because of too much bandwidth or whatever.
Just a suggestion.
#14 | Comment by Miah — April 28, 2006 @ 12:02 pm
did anyone else catch those serious pokies in the trailer in the part where she’s wearing the orange shirt?
we need screenshots of that shit sooooon.
in the meantime…
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..fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
#15 | Comment by sosomuchfun — April 28, 2006 @ 1:37 pm
#12 – She’s already tabloid fodder. She went on MTV to tell people she’s not the little ho’ the press keeps making her out to be. The skank’s rumored to have screwed all of B2K and their entourage, and now she’s banging Freddie Adu. Can anyone say “wannabe”??
#16 | Comment by council24 — April 28, 2006 @ 1:55 pm
Too young.
#17 | Comment by marco_polo — April 28, 2006 @ 2:12 pm
#17 – Ha! Ha!
#18 | Comment by Marcato — April 28, 2006 @ 5:41 pm
She’s a little over made-up, and she does look a little peeved.
Nothing that a hot washcloth and a backrub wouldn’t take care of… Or a ballgag, for that matter.
Keep ’em comin’, AngelBaby!
#19 | Comment by exelis — April 28, 2006 @ 6:25 pm
Oh christ, at first, at the bottom, I thought it read “too much angelbaby”. And I was all fired up to say ‘unpossible.’
#20 | Comment by smash — April 28, 2006 @ 8:26 pm
braf!
#21 | Comment by Dex — April 28, 2006 @ 10:06 pm
i’d eat er.
#22 | Comment by jamie — April 28, 2006 @ 11:21 pm
Pumpkin headed beast of a bitch!
#23 | Comment by smash — April 29, 2006 @ 1:07 am
She looks like mini-Carmen Electra.
What we need is some Sasha Cohen pics.
#24 | Comment by The Pope — April 29, 2006 @ 6:59 am
Agree with # 24, more Sasha Cohen pics. Plus more Amanda Bynes pics.
#25 | Comment by Jackster — April 29, 2006 @ 1:16 pm
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world!
#26 | Comment by Potame — April 29, 2006 @ 7:50 pm
Not quite rufus, but certainly super green.
#27 | Comment by Guy Perkins — April 29, 2006 @ 8:51 pm
Verdict – I’d hit it if she would promise not to tell.
#28 | Comment by Bill Clay — April 30, 2006 @ 12:58 pm
+14, I’ve been think that too. But I’ve been assuming Justins afraid someone could delete all the pictures (by accident or on purpose, w/e). So maybe, another directory? Could that work?
#29 | Comment by Spence — April 30, 2006 @ 4:47 pm
*#
#30 | Comment by Spence — April 30, 2006 @ 4:47 pm
#25
why d’you wanna see ALI G naked?
…freak.
#31 | Comment by bb — May 1, 2006 @ 12:22 am
#29
He could create a separate directory with different admin privileges so he can keep the stuff he posts and the stuff they post separate.
Obviously i don’t know how exactly he set up the server’s he runs on but in nearly every format I’m aware of people can setup tiered admin systems with relative ease.
#32 | Comment by Miah — May 1, 2006 @ 5:10 am
actually, we’ve talked about image hosting, and justin would rather imageshack’s servers take the bandwidth hit than his own.
the pics are the same either way, so deal.
^_^
#33 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 1, 2006 @ 8:06 am
Damn, this girl makes me wish I were still in my teens. This is the best I’ve ever seen her look.
#34 | Comment by Still Hiding My Name — May 1, 2006 @ 8:21 am
So AngelBaby, have you gone the way of Justin and not posting anymore?
#35 | Comment by Steven — May 2, 2006 @ 12:55 am
Hey, here’s another batch of pics where she shows off those great legs of hers. I don’t know if you people have seen it before, but I didn’t until this morning:
http://hqbeat.blogspot.com/2006/03/jojo-sexy-legs-photoshoot.html
#36 | Comment by Still Hiding My Name — May 4, 2006 @ 6:32 pm
Yeah I’d do any thing to eat that little box of hers…..Mmmmmmmm…….TASTY!!!!!!!!!!
jojo U will be in my dreams tonight.
#37 | Comment by Mc Stooge — May 24, 2006 @ 9:36 pm
to right id absolutlely love to have my wicked way with her. to bad she is not legal yet.
#38 | Comment by james — May 29, 2006 @ 6:11 pm
i wanna fuck jojo in the ass
#39 | Comment by blah — February 28, 2007 @ 12:12 pm