Well, Ashlee Simpson may have declined to take it all off for a magazine…if only 6-month preggers Britney could’ve shown equal restraint.
The mind boggles at the sheer amount of Photoshop used to make Mrs. Federline look good in these shots…
UPDATE: Oh yeah, that’s right…fubar trumped bigtime media outlets like E Online and Reuters, who didn’t post this story until just this evening.
My favorite part was:
Unfortunately for Harper’s, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.
Ahem… “Various Websites” indeed. And more like Wednesday morning. Thank you, thank you very much. ^_^
I’d fap to it
#1 | Comment by chris — June 29, 2006 @ 12:00 am
no No NO!
Your supposed to say:
“I’d hit it”
or
“HOTT!”
For the record these pictures made me think about putting it in her butt-hole.
#2 | Comment by gulliver — June 29, 2006 @ 12:23 am
WOW.
What a complete reversal by the magazine that had a FAR nicer cover of Lindsay Lohan (it’s my current avatar, after all).
If their only choice this time was that awful, they should’ve just used the Lohan pic again.
#3 | Comment by gamekid — June 29, 2006 @ 12:32 am
You have to be kidding me…
#4 | Comment by The Kyle — June 29, 2006 @ 12:55 am
OMFG!
I’ve saw many disgusting things in my life, but this tops them all!
Argh, horrible.. just horrible -.-
#5 | Comment by DaRk_4n6eL — June 29, 2006 @ 1:08 am
“The mind boggles at the sheer amount of Photoshop used to make Mrs. Federline look good in these shots…”
Wait a second – she looks good in these shots?
#6 | Comment by Zahid — June 29, 2006 @ 1:31 am
^^^
let’s just put it this way…from the recent candid pics i’ve seen, you wouldn’t want to see the unedited shots.
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 29, 2006 @ 1:46 am
I’d totally hit it. She hasn’t been hotter than this since 1998…
#8 | Comment by Marcato — June 29, 2006 @ 2:29 am
Demi Moore pregnant cover > Britney Spears unpregnant
#9 | Comment by El Payo — June 29, 2006 @ 2:32 am
I’d love to get my hands on the RAW unmodified pics. I wanna se her lasagna belly.
#10 | Comment by futool — June 29, 2006 @ 2:55 am
i can’t believe it took 9 comments to get a demi reference.
payo gets the prize.
#11 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 29, 2006 @ 3:30 am
“WARNING: LARGE MASS DETECTED. Prepare for emergency maneuvers.” —AREA 2048.
(I just thought one of the game’s quotes suddenly made sense here.)
#12 | Comment by gamekid — June 29, 2006 @ 4:33 am
^ speaking of which, I present to you a ytmnd to commemorate this disaster.
#13 | Comment by gamekid — June 29, 2006 @ 5:30 am
why did she wait until she was fat and ugly to get mostly naked ? total boner-killer.
#14 | Comment by wilderness — June 29, 2006 @ 6:26 am
I’m glad she’s doing all that she can to keep a low profile and to keep the papparazi away from her.
#15 | Comment by Puzzlehead — June 29, 2006 @ 8:03 am
Obviously not enough photoshop was used, because they still couldn’t hide that double chin she’s sporting.
If they were going to photoshop they should have at least de-puffed her face.
#16 | Comment by JohnnyBravo — June 29, 2006 @ 8:15 am
Angel Baby, what do I ‘win’?
#17 | Comment by El Payo — June 29, 2006 @ 8:15 am
For those of you who never saw the Vanity Fair Demi Moore cover:
http://learn.aero.und.edu/Pages/260/26094/33068_files/image004.jpg
#18 | Comment by El Payo — June 29, 2006 @ 8:17 am
Dang. She DOES look good. Mmmmmmmm.
Never thought she’d be doable again.
#19 | Comment by tool — June 29, 2006 @ 10:08 am
When I read that the pictures had been “leaked” to the internet, I immediately thought this would be the place to see them, and I was right! 🙂
Of course, I also thought that the unedited pictures got leaked, because that’s what it made it sound like, so I thought we might actually get to see the goods.
#20 | Comment by whooshbam — June 29, 2006 @ 3:54 pm
i’d hit it but i might poke the baby 🙁
/penis too big
#21 | Comment by Justin — June 29, 2006 @ 8:52 pm
she got fat.
#22 | Comment by calibud — June 29, 2006 @ 10:45 pm
#21 – or baby too fat.
#23 | Comment by Ricochet — June 29, 2006 @ 11:29 pm
The funny thing is that reports are saying her hair is not only brown, now, but super short and she looked like crap when she arrived for the shoot, so they put in hair extensions, among other things.
#24 | Comment by exelis — June 30, 2006 @ 2:12 am
are we sure she’s actually pregnant? I thought she’d looked like that for the past 2 years.
#25 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 30, 2006 @ 2:42 am
I always wondered, if I poked a baby with my penis while screwing a pregnant woman, is that pedophilia?
#26 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — June 30, 2006 @ 5:19 am
#26 only if you said you would show it some puppies first.
#27 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 30, 2006 @ 6:22 am
#26 – Or if you duct taped a lollipop to your dong…
#28 | Comment by Smiley — June 30, 2006 @ 8:40 am
+10 to #26, 27, and 28. I would beat her whisker biscuit like it pwned me money. I would give anything to lick her from the small of her back to her belly button…
#29 | Comment by filthyfish — June 30, 2006 @ 10:23 am
#29 – I’d imagine if you did lick her from the small of her back to her bellybutton, you’d be treated to a cornucopia of tastes and smells to envelope and tantalize all your senses.
These tastes would include:
Cheetos, Red Bull, Skoals Original, zit cream, Mountain Dew, Zovirax(for extra tough herpes), KY, Astroglide, Poppers, that cheesey gunk you get under your foreskin in the summer, Dr. Scholl’s Medicated Foot Powder and K-Fed’s jizz. And THAT’s before you reach the taint!
If I were you, I would get all my shots, make sure my passport is updated and pack a lunch.
#30 | Comment by Smiley — June 30, 2006 @ 1:03 pm
I’d still hit it…maybe even twice
#31 | Comment by A-dog — June 30, 2006 @ 6:45 pm
To think she was once hot. It’s amazing how she’s completely reverted to her white trash roots.
You can take the girl out of Louisiana, but I guess you can’t take the Louisiana out of the girl…
#32 | Comment by Flyboy — June 30, 2006 @ 7:20 pm
ARGGHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES
#33 | Comment by PlunderBunny — June 30, 2006 @ 10:07 pm
she’s gorgeous.
#34 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — June 30, 2006 @ 10:25 pm
So. Not. Hot.
I am retroactively taking back all the masturbation I committed during her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” heyday.
#35 | Comment by Bill Clay — July 1, 2006 @ 6:09 am
Dear Britney,
You’re not hot anymore. I want all the semen that i wasted on you years earlier. Plus, you owe me $50,000 in Kleenex and Jergens Moisturizing Hand Lotion.
#36 | Comment by Smiley — July 1, 2006 @ 6:20 am
#30, you forgot Miller High Life, the Champagne of beers!
#37 | Comment by filthyfish — July 1, 2006 @ 7:22 am
#37 – Thank you. Oh, and I forgot the taste of ASS.
#38 | Comment by Smiley — July 1, 2006 @ 7:52 am
I might jizz on her tiddies or sumpin
#39 | Comment by rosco — July 1, 2006 @ 12:35 pm
On second thought, I actually like the cover.
…could’ve been worse.
#40 | Comment by gamekid — July 1, 2006 @ 2:11 pm
Look at what I did… Kinda weird maybe? But fun to fap to. Ha ha.
http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=brit18cp2kw.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=brit26fp4bk.jpg
#41 | Comment by sosomuchfun — July 1, 2006 @ 4:08 pm
i kinda liked the pregnant pics, thats weird isn’t it
#42 | Comment by bumbum — July 1, 2006 @ 5:30 pm
Very nice 41 🙂
#43 | Comment by A-dog — July 1, 2006 @ 7:40 pm
What? Is this place working again? Do you know why it goes down every other week? People keep checking if there is an update, which doesn’t happen often this year.
#44 | Comment by alrighty — July 8, 2006 @ 6:33 am
C’mon, pay your bills already!
Those “Account suspended” pages are embarrassing!
#45 | Comment by Bill Clay — July 8, 2006 @ 8:00 am
I think I need to send Justin more moneys to keep his car in working order, or to keep the website up.
#46 | Comment by Elder Young — July 8, 2006 @ 9:02 am
these are great photos of her, photoshopped or not.
pregnant women are beautiful.
#47 | Comment by suzi — July 9, 2006 @ 5:17 am
i really dont know how people can find this fat, ugly, disgusting looking creature attractive. just looking at these pics is making me want to throw up.
#48 | Comment by james — July 10, 2006 @ 3:04 am
There’s another cover, of course.
Go look here: http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm41.showMessage?topicID=10703.topic or http://i1.tinypic.com/20888bq.jpg
#49 | Comment by travis — July 18, 2006 @ 7:11 am