Britney Spears
28 06 2006Well, Ashlee Simpson may have declined to take it all off for a magazine…if only 6-month preggers Britney could’ve shown equal restraint.
The mind boggles at the sheer amount of Photoshop used to make Mrs. Federline look good in these shots…
UPDATE: Oh yeah, that’s right…fubar trumped bigtime media outlets like E Online and Reuters, who didn’t post this story until just this evening.
My favorite part was:
Unfortunately for Harper’s, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.
Ahem… “Various Websites” indeed. And more like Wednesday morning. Thank you, thank you very much. ^_^
I’d fap to it
no No NO!
Your supposed to say:
“I’d hit it”
or
“HOTT!”
For the record these pictures made me think about putting it in her butt-hole.
WOW.
What a complete reversal by the magazine that had a FAR nicer cover of Lindsay Lohan (it’s my current avatar, after all).
If their only choice this time was that awful, they should’ve just used the Lohan pic again.
You have to be kidding me…
OMFG!
I’ve saw many disgusting things in my life, but this tops them all!
Argh, horrible.. just horrible -.-
“The mind boggles at the sheer amount of Photoshop used to make Mrs. Federline look good in these shots…”
Wait a second - she looks good in these shots?
^^^
let’s just put it this way…from the recent candid pics i’ve seen, you wouldn’t want to see the unedited shots.
I’d totally hit it. She hasn’t been hotter than this since 1998…
Demi Moore pregnant cover > Britney Spears unpregnant
I’d love to get my hands on the RAW unmodified pics. I wanna se her lasagna belly.
i can’t believe it took 9 comments to get a demi reference.
payo gets the prize.
“WARNING: LARGE MASS DETECTED. Prepare for emergency maneuvers.” –AREA 2048.
(I just thought one of the game’s quotes suddenly made sense here.)
^ speaking of which, I present to you a ytmnd to commemorate this disaster.
why did she wait until she was fat and ugly to get mostly naked ? total boner-killer.
I’m glad she’s doing all that she can to keep a low profile and to keep the papparazi away from her.
Obviously not enough photoshop was used, because they still couldn’t hide that double chin she’s sporting.
If they were going to photoshop they should have at least de-puffed her face.
Angel Baby, what do I ‘win’?
For those of you who never saw the Vanity Fair Demi Moore cover:
http://learn.aero.und.edu/Pages/260/26094/33068_files/image004.jpg
Dang. She DOES look good. Mmmmmmmm.
Never thought she’d be doable again.
When I read that the pictures had been “leaked” to the internet, I immediately thought this would be the place to see them, and I was right! :)
Of course, I also thought that the unedited pictures got leaked, because that’s what it made it sound like, so I thought we might actually get to see the goods.
i’d hit it but i might poke the baby :(
/penis too big
she got fat.
#21 - or baby too fat.
The funny thing is that reports are saying her hair is not only brown, now, but super short and she looked like crap when she arrived for the shoot, so they put in hair extensions, among other things.
are we sure she’s actually pregnant? I thought she’d looked like that for the past 2 years.
I always wondered, if I poked a baby with my penis while screwing a pregnant woman, is that pedophilia?
#26 only if you said you would show it some puppies first.
#26 - Or if you duct taped a lollipop to your dong…
+10 to #26, 27, and 28. I would beat her whisker biscuit like it pwned me money. I would give anything to lick her from the small of her back to her belly button…
#29 - I’d imagine if you did lick her from the small of her back to her bellybutton, you’d be treated to a cornucopia of tastes and smells to envelope and tantalize all your senses.
These tastes would include:
Cheetos, Red Bull, Skoals Original, zit cream, Mountain Dew, Zovirax(for extra tough herpes), KY, Astroglide, Poppers, that cheesey gunk you get under your foreskin in the summer, Dr. Scholl’s Medicated Foot Powder and K-Fed’s jizz. And THAT’s before you reach the taint!
If I were you, I would get all my shots, make sure my passport is updated and pack a lunch.
I’d still hit it…maybe even twice
To think she was once hot. It’s amazing how she’s completely reverted to her white trash roots.
You can take the girl out of Louisiana, but I guess you can’t take the Louisiana out of the girl…
ARGGHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES
she’s gorgeous.
So. Not. Hot.
I am retroactively taking back all the masturbation I committed during her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” heyday.
Dear Britney,
You’re not hot anymore. I want all the semen that i wasted on you years earlier. Plus, you owe me $50,000 in Kleenex and Jergens Moisturizing Hand Lotion.
#30, you forgot Miller High Life, the Champagne of beers!
#37 - Thank you. Oh, and I forgot the taste of ASS.
I might jizz on her tiddies or sumpin
On second thought, I actually like the cover.
…could’ve been worse.
Look at what I did… Kinda weird maybe? But fun to fap to. Ha ha.
http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=brit18cp2kw.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=brit26fp4bk.jpg
i kinda liked the pregnant pics, thats weird isn’t it
Very nice 41 :)
What? Is this place working again? Do you know why it goes down every other week? People keep checking if there is an update, which doesn’t happen often this year.
C’mon, pay your bills already!
Those “Account suspended” pages are embarrassing!
I think I need to send Justin more moneys to keep his car in working order, or to keep the website up.
these are great photos of her, photoshopped or not.
pregnant women are beautiful.
i really dont know how people can find this fat, ugly, disgusting looking creature attractive. just looking at these pics is making me want to throw up.
There’s another cover, of course.
Go look here: http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm41.showMessage?topicID=10703.topic or http://i1.tinypic.com/20888bq.jpg