48 thoughts on “Finally!”

  1. Nice tits, she still looks like a dufus in the face though.

    #1 | Comment by BlueMax — August 10, 2006 @ 5:53 am

  2. Amen BlueMax

    Second

    #2 | Comment by A-dog — August 10, 2006 @ 6:00 am

  3. she’s a hound, a fat hound, a fat mongoloid hound

    troof

    #3 | Comment by texas_burner — August 10, 2006 @ 6:19 am

  4. She has nice ones….but agree with others over the face :/

    #4 | Comment by Rappy — August 10, 2006 @ 8:34 am

  5. who needs christinamodel boobies when we have the Goddess of Breastesses…Her Royal Mammary, Keeley Hazell.

    Hail to the Queen!

    #5 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 10, 2006 @ 10:00 am

  6. ^^^ Amen.

    Droopy-tit-retard-faces away!!

    #6 | Comment by gulliver — August 10, 2006 @ 10:32 am

  7. I never saw the obsession with this chick, she’s looked more like a little girl who caught mommy doing a strip tease for her uncle and trying to copy her and failing horribly.

    #7 | Comment by Knocturnal — August 10, 2006 @ 11:09 am

  8. I like what I see here, but ‘Baby has a point. Hazell owns pretty much anyone that has breasts.

    …except for Lohan (and even that’s more personal obsession than truth 🙂 ).

    #8 | Comment by gamekid — August 10, 2006 @ 11:11 am

  9. …she’s looked more like a little girl who caught mommy doing a strip tease for her uncle and trying to copy her and failing horribly.

    That’s hot.

    #9 | Comment by brew — August 10, 2006 @ 11:47 am

  10. And now we know what Jessica Simpson’s tits probably look like when untethered. Only with smaller aereolae.

    #10 | Comment by El Payo — August 10, 2006 @ 12:01 pm

  11. Made me LOL – awesome.

    #11 | Comment by Forster — August 10, 2006 @ 1:45 pm

  12. I love that everyone is now “1.”
    So… first?

    #12 | Comment by Nate — August 10, 2006 @ 5:03 pm

  13. #12 Nate I think by “first” you mean “tool?”

    #13 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 10, 2006 @ 6:10 pm

  14. so you not only enjoyed but actually looked forward to looking at that? I think this post definitely should have been some type of chloe update. Unless the silence means she really is your girlfriend…

    #14 | Comment by guy — August 10, 2006 @ 7:49 pm

  15. When did you first come out Justin? She was like 14 or something right? She’s like 18 now? Remember all she did was dance the same dance in different outfits with her tits just flopping everywhere. I’ll take some hoof over this.

    #15 | Comment by Fandango — August 10, 2006 @ 8:01 pm

  16. Not hot. And cam whores are lame.

    #16 | Comment by blah — August 10, 2006 @ 11:32 pm

  17. I agree.

    #17 | Comment by Fandango — August 10, 2006 @ 11:34 pm

  18. So, after justin warned us of calling “first” does that make #12 the “first tool”? #15 id fuck her with your dick for you. fap denial.

    #18 | Comment by filthyfish — August 10, 2006 @ 11:36 pm

  19. bitch is filth

    #19 | Comment by samey sammy — August 10, 2006 @ 11:48 pm

  20. Peas and carrots.

    #20 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 11, 2006 @ 12:04 am

  21. She definitely doesn’t look like all that much of a “cocktease”. Nikki Next Door, who is very pretty sometimes, others not, has pretty fucking hot knockers. Like verging on Keeley quality, fo sho.

    #21 | Comment by sosomuchfun — August 11, 2006 @ 12:48 am

  22. Proof that her boobs are INDEED real. Finnaly someone convinced her slutty-ass self to show dem nekkid breasts.

    #22 | Comment by Kaka — August 11, 2006 @ 1:24 pm

  23. whenever i see a girl with huge cans like that, i never think of fucking her. i just think of dropping one off on her chest.

    #23 | Comment by tehpunk — August 11, 2006 @ 1:50 pm

  24. Kari Sweets > all other cocktease net “models”

    #24 | Comment by Jenesis — August 11, 2006 @ 6:30 pm

  25. New = not.

    She’s had tons of so-called “slips” in many of her old movies, so she’s shown them puppies before. 🙂

    #25 | Comment by Marcato — August 11, 2006 @ 6:44 pm

  26. I could swear some of those ‘daddys private collection’ pics are real, and by some I mean the christmas nude on the boat pic, the pink skirt w/colorfull top tits out & the palm tree, her bikinitop marks even match the top she was wearing in the photo shoot b4.

    #26 | Comment by dunderklumpton — August 11, 2006 @ 8:49 pm

  27. FIRST BEEOTCH! … Oh wait… nevermind…

    Christina, um, yeah, pretty anti-climactic. There’s little difference to me between slips/covering and a full-on shot. It’s not like “Oh, finally… now I can take care of business … [fap fap fap]”

    Pretty boring Christina.

    #27 | Comment by Tanzarian — August 11, 2006 @ 10:27 pm

  28. That’s not christina

    #28 | Comment by Chris — August 11, 2006 @ 11:58 pm

  29. buch of homos on here. i have no complaints about this girl. she is a work of art.

    #29 | Comment by heineken — August 12, 2006 @ 1:36 am

  30. She’s a work of: dumb skank.

    #30 | Comment by smash — August 12, 2006 @ 8:40 am

  31. pls post `nuder new one.. .. X_X

    #31 | Comment by divineprovidence — August 12, 2006 @ 9:54 am

  32. *another one i mean..

    #32 | Comment by divineprovidence — August 12, 2006 @ 9:55 am

  33. heineken FTW

    #33 | Comment by filthyfish — August 12, 2006 @ 11:14 am

  34. Christina has been showing her mams through sheer material like this for quite a while now, so this is hardly a scoop (or two, as the case may be). She’s been getting a bit more bold since she got married, but according to her MySpace post she is going into the cosmetology business with her sister-in-law somewhere in Tampa. She’s 22 now, so who knows how much more longevity she’ll have in the business. When the inevitable divorce comes, maybe her hubby will try to cash in by selling all of the homemade porn that we know he’s been making since he started shagging the mighty-mammed one.

    #34 | Comment by Thorne — August 12, 2006 @ 10:24 pm

  35. Nice ……

    #35 | Comment by Eddie — August 13, 2006 @ 12:57 am

  36. to quote dave chappelle “the milks gone bad”

    #36 | Comment by doctorofstyle — August 13, 2006 @ 9:57 am

  37. i love this gorgeous all those guys who think otherwise r gay no question , if u think shes too fat wow, u all must b fags, wats her myspace by the way?

    #37 | Comment by big AL — August 13, 2006 @ 3:08 pm

  38. ^^^ big Al is obviously a myspace tool.

    this chick has droopy tits. not attractive.

    i don’t want to see camera whore, cockteases. i wanna see young, nubile celebrities who are too stupid to realize that they’re whoring themselves off for the fapping privelidges of people like me.

    #38 | Comment by heapy — August 13, 2006 @ 4:52 pm

  39. I’d hit it.

    Justin, get on aim you dirty azn, I need to know how to do something. It doesn’t involve a vagina, BUT WHEN IT DOES! I’ll probably post the same thing.

    #39 | Comment by Bubba — August 13, 2006 @ 5:20 pm

  40. Tiffany Teen > Kari Sweets

    #40 | Comment by d00d — August 13, 2006 @ 7:20 pm

  41. kari sweets > tiffany teen

    checkmate.

    #41 | Comment by tehpunk — August 13, 2006 @ 8:47 pm

  42. jordan capri >>> tiffany teen + kari sweets

    game. set. match.

    #42 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 13, 2006 @ 9:42 pm

  43. Raven Riley >>>>> Jordan Capri + Tiffany Teen + Kari Sweets

    Owned.

    #43 | Comment by Kito — August 14, 2006 @ 3:32 am

  44. It’s about time she let those puppies out. Now straight to the lez porn with strap ons!

    #44 | Comment by shirizaki — August 14, 2006 @ 1:23 pm

  45. isn’t Angelbabe the biggest cocktease on the internets?

    #45 | Comment by turtle — August 14, 2006 @ 2:16 pm

  46. ^^^
    NO U!

    wait…

    #46 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 14, 2006 @ 4:23 pm

  47. I thought the reason for the shear stuff was because you couldn’t produce porn of any sort outside of California?

    #47 | Comment by Lithium — August 15, 2006 @ 5:26 pm

  48. 47 – Absolutely untrue…porn gets made all over the USA. Lots of it comes from Florida, actually.

    #48 | Comment by MK Ultra — August 18, 2006 @ 4:10 am

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