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From: nerima1029
Date: Sep 1, 2006 2:56 PM
Subject: Amanda Bynes is so fat
I’D STILL HIT IT!
dont link this
WAUGH!
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From: nerima1029
Date: Sep 1, 2006 2:56 PM
Subject: Amanda Bynes is so fat
I’D STILL HIT IT!
Hit it and split it. First?
#1 | Comment by Coryz — September 1, 2006 @ 5:53 am
Fat?? No wonder Nicole Ritchie is the skeleton she is. If AB is supposed to be fat in that pic???? Hit it!!!
#2 | Comment by geekazoid — September 1, 2006 @ 6:36 am
Where’s the fat???????????
#3 | Comment by Brandon — September 1, 2006 @ 7:02 am
http://tinyurl.com/rdstz
#4 | Comment by BobBobson — September 1, 2006 @ 7:10 am
#4- she’s not fat in that photo either. Looked heavy in the photoshopped ones of that series which were posted by idiot commentators on this site though.
She does look as if she came directly from my shower and was pissed off to have to leave… but she’s a busy girl and it happens.
#5 | Comment by Willi — September 1, 2006 @ 7:16 am
Ha.
That was taken outside my building.
True story.
#6 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — September 1, 2006 @ 8:52 am
mmmm i like it, now that she has some meat on those bones she’s even hotter
#7 | Comment by matt — September 1, 2006 @ 11:52 am
I would put my mouth on her even more now. Screw anyone who says she’s fat
#8 | Comment by Knocturnal — September 1, 2006 @ 1:48 pm
dude she looks like Meatloaf.
#9 | Comment by sammy — September 1, 2006 @ 6:09 pm
Quote: Willi (07:16:05) :
#4- she’s not fat in that photo either. Looked heavy in the photoshopped ones of that series which were posted by idiot commentators on this site though.
i reeeeeaaaaaly doubt this is photoshopped:
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0608/amanda-bynes-fat-02.jpg&info=Amanda
i zoomed in really close, and its an EXCELLENT job if it is.
Also, its rude to call people idiots. People who call people idiots, are idiots. And if it is a photoshop, theres nothing wrong with people being taken in by realistic high quality photoshops.. that doesnt make them idiots.
#10 | Comment by Tad Optomistic — September 1, 2006 @ 6:37 pm
Get over it, fanboys. Amanda is fat. If you’re a chubby chaser, have at it!
#11 | Comment by Bill Clay — September 1, 2006 @ 7:55 pm
She actually looks decent in the imageshack pic – more natural. In the egotastic pic, she borrowed some clown makeup from Trachtenberg. WTF?
#12 | Comment by BobBobson — September 1, 2006 @ 10:23 pm
Brandon (07:02:43) :
“Where’s the hoof???????????”
Fixt.
#13 | Comment by Steevyn — September 1, 2006 @ 11:29 pm
i wonder if she’s knocked up?
i’m going to watch she’s the man in about an hour.
#14 | Comment by tehpunk — September 1, 2006 @ 11:58 pm
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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We at Lions Gate/Troma Studios are pleased to announce that one of today’s most talented and brightest new actors, Amanda Bynes has been signed on to star in a remake of Raging Bull for release in 2007. This film will reunite the original cast of Joe Pesci, Cathy Moriarty and Robert DeNiro and will be written and directed by acclaimed director Robert Altman and the Farrelly Brothers.
Miss Bynes will star as Jake La Motta in this bold re-imagining of the 1980 ground breaking bio pic. For her role, Miss Bynes has undergone intense training to not only re-create the bone crunching boxing matches, but to also shape her body to match that of the former middleweight world champion. Amanda was so committed to her role that she began taking a regiment of male bovine hormone 6 months before filming began in April of this year in order to bulk up. Amanda has also had two extra chins surgically grafted to her own face as well as a functional penis made from pig intestines to recreate Jake La Motta’s physique for the film’s second half. “I am extremely proud of my work on this picture,” says a beaming Amanda, in between bites of a triple fried banana and lard sandwich. “And Bob(Altman) was such a joy to work with. Other than the time he tried to put his finger in my ass, it was, without a doubt, the best shoot I’ve ever been involved with.”
Raging Bull 2 – Rage On! will be in limited release for Christmas 2007. Be There!!
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#15 | Comment by Smiley — September 2, 2006 @ 2:33 am
was that worth the time, smiley?
#16 | Comment by jfjfjfdjfja — September 2, 2006 @ 3:19 am
#16 – No. And I’m thoroughly disgusted with myself.
#17 | Comment by Smiley — September 2, 2006 @ 3:39 am
i hate smiley
#18 | Comment by guy — September 2, 2006 @ 4:10 am
except for the one where he said “shes the man” was about a young david berkowitz. that was funny.
#19 | Comment by guy — September 2, 2006 @ 4:12 am
I hate myself too.
#20 | Comment by Smiley — September 2, 2006 @ 4:15 am
More cushion for my dick to push in 🙂
#21 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — September 2, 2006 @ 10:03 pm
Eh.
I’ll still fap to the old pics and vids.
#22 | Comment by Phife — September 3, 2006 @ 4:52 am
#20- Fame is fleeting, eh? It takes so little to make the fickle masses turn on you.
#23 | Comment by Bill Clay — September 3, 2006 @ 11:26 am
ZOMG! Perez “tagged photos” Hilton has a new pic of Amanda from the new Hairspray movie!
#24 | Comment by Bill Clay — September 3, 2006 @ 11:44 am
And it looks totally paedo!
#25 | Comment by Bill Clay — September 3, 2006 @ 11:45 am
She’s fat. Thats all there is to it. I dont reallty care that she fat though, since she’s fairly ugly too. I wouldnt hit it, even with Smiley’s.
#26 | Comment by silverchip — September 3, 2006 @ 12:32 pm
Bynes should make 200 pounds her goal, just as a giant “fuck you” to the world.
For those of you who live in places ruled by sultans, 200 pounds is equivalent to about 153 katis.
#27 | Comment by Nerima — September 3, 2006 @ 2:27 pm
she’s not fat, it just looks like she’s trying to let a out a particularly stubborn fart.
In the the next few frames she probably looks like her perfectly fine chipmunmk self.
#28 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 4, 2006 @ 6:00 pm
she look good.. LIKE NORMAL PERSON.. not amazing…but good, like a person that eat food and drinck.
#29 | Comment by PETERSPICE — September 11, 2006 @ 9:17 am