Amber Heard

Never… Heard… of her? (ZING!?) Neither have i. But i was reading up on this little indie horror flick called All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (which she plays the title character – sounds like a good movie too) and i was like, YEP, HOT ENOUGH TO GOOGLE. So i did.

Didn’t find out much about her though. Guess she’s not famous enough. But i did find out her vital statistics!

Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Green
Height: 5′ 8″
Bust: 33
Waist: 24
Hips: 33

Dress: 1
Shoe: 8

Proficient in American Sign Language, Spanish 3 student, dancing, horseback, lacrosse, swimming, varsity drama, certified lifeguard, rock climber, diver, and golfing.

Born 22 April 1986.

Wait. Doesn’t that make her like, 20 or something?

Too old.

But i’d still hit it.

19 thoughts on “Amber Heard

  1. and oh, how vital those statistics are.

    #1 | Comment by tehpunk — September 11, 2006 @ 9:52 am

  2. hi res my ass 😮

    #2 | Comment by a — September 11, 2006 @ 10:34 am

  3. wow, she is banging

    #3 | Comment by ham — September 11, 2006 @ 11:11 am

  4. I wanna get trapped in Amber.

    #4 | Comment by gamekid — September 11, 2006 @ 11:30 am

  5. that last picture did it

    #5 | Comment by ikke — September 11, 2006 @ 12:03 pm

  6. her publicist should sue over pic #8

    not. flattering.

    #6 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 11, 2006 @ 12:11 pm

  7. I’d Hit it, but then quit it!

    #7 | Comment by THOR — September 11, 2006 @ 1:19 pm

  8. Hot. She looks good in red. And I’m not a fan of the blondes.

    #8 | Comment by El Payo — September 11, 2006 @ 1:55 pm

  9. Shes like the love baby of Scarlett and Keira…

    #9 | Comment by Anime Sucks — September 11, 2006 @ 6:36 pm

  10. i agree with #1 (damn safari!) she reminds me of scar-jo….

    anywho… i’m pretty sure she would like me oiling her all up and putting things into various holes… especially when she is all tied up!

    #10 | Comment by Coolstream — September 11, 2006 @ 7:24 pm

  11. she dont look so good., but she have the movies in post-production , that mean that she have a litter bit of talent.

    #11 | Comment by PETERSPICE — September 11, 2006 @ 7:24 pm

  12. Here the 3 movies in post-production

    # The Beautiful Ordinary (2007) (post-production)
    # Price to Pay (2006) (post-production) …. Trish
    # You Are Here (2006) (post-production) …. Amber

    #12 | Comment by PETERSPICE — September 11, 2006 @ 7:26 pm

  13. I thought she was pretty hot in North Country. Plus, she’s supposed to be in Alpha Dog, with Amanda Seyfried’s boobies and Justin “the thug” Timberlake. When is this movie going to be released anyway? Nice stats on Amanda H, but she needs to change that eye makeup because she looks creepy in some pics and hot in others. Angelbabe’s right, it looks like the camera made her a 30″ waist in pic 8. Wacky camera angles.

    #13 | Comment by Elder Young — September 11, 2006 @ 10:35 pm

  14. she’s definitely hot. i could get along with that.

    #14 | Comment by heapy — September 12, 2006 @ 2:49 am

  15. eh… she’s ok, but no eva amurri

    #15 | Comment by Adam — September 12, 2006 @ 3:17 pm

  16. Sexy face, but her body isn’t anything special. I’d hit her and imagine it was Scarlett.

    #16 | Comment by Kito — September 12, 2006 @ 4:58 pm

  17. There is something of the Harnois about her.

    #17 | Comment by JVC — September 14, 2006 @ 2:52 am

  18. I had the privilege of meating and working for Amber Heard wile she was filming in florida recently. Amber Heard is one of the most beautiful woman in the world. She is a caring and loving person. A picture is not enough to describe her beauty. You have to actually meet her in person and then you will see true beauty like you have never seen before. She is also beautiful from within which makes her even more beutiful. I will never forget you Amber.

    #18 | Comment by Anthony Perez — July 23, 2007 @ 10:34 am

  19. I had the privilege and honor of meeting and working for Amber Heard wile she
    was filming in florida recently. Amber Heard is one of the most beautiful woman in the world. She is a caring and loving person. A picture is not enough
    to describe her beauty. You have to actually meet her in person and then you will see true beauty like you have never seen before. She is also beautiful from within which makes her even more beautiful. I will never forget you Amber.

    #19 | Comment by Anthony Perez — July 23, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

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