Simpson nipslips in the ocean? Dumb.
One of the best booties in the celebrity universe in the ocean? Yumb.
Jessica’s recent trip to Miami Beach is reminiscent of one she made to the seashore of Los Cabos in a now-infamous yellow bikini that kept riding up into areas that men around the world dream about.
If you squint your eyes in just the right way (don’t pretend you’re not going to, Justin), you can almost make yourself believe she’s bottomless in some of these shots…
Check out all those horny boys just standing there in the surf, slack-jawed with wondrous awe over the beauty that is Alba, while she acknowledges their worship with a coquettish grin. Those guys will have mental fapping material for weeks. Classic.
Mental fapping material? If I was there I would just whip it out and start beating it like it owed me money.
#1 | Comment by Smiley — January 4, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
Yeah, that’s just a nice setup. I prefer a juicier girl than that, but for the beach I’d be pissed at the dude with her too.
#2 | Comment by Kewtr — January 4, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
These shots just rule….she might as well gone bottomless imo =D
#3 | Comment by Rapnix — January 4, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
Alba Hot!!!
Shakira…Hotter!
FACT!
#4 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 4, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
Scrumtelescent.
#5 | Comment by El Payo — January 4, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
She does anal. You can tell.
#6 | Comment by MarkM — January 4, 2007 @ 3:09 pm
Three inputs.
#7 | Comment by Smiley — January 4, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
sweet…
incredible ass.
#8 | Comment by Careful_With_That_Axe_Eugene — January 4, 2007 @ 3:26 pm
I can’t help but notice when comparing these pics to those of her in the yellow Bikini, she seems to be with a different guy!
Alba, you anal slut!
When will it be my turn to tap that ass so hard that you don’t shit right for a week???
I will patiently await your call.
TY
#9 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 4, 2007 @ 3:51 pm
I don’t recall seeing a guy at all in the yellow bikini photos. Are you projecting or something?
#10 | Comment by smash — January 4, 2007 @ 4:13 pm
Wait, there’s a guy in these shots? Huh?
#11 | Comment by Duffman — January 4, 2007 @ 4:20 pm
Not to change the subject. But have you seen the story on MSN about the Cheerleader From TX? The put some pictures up on myspace.com and got into some huge trouble. I encourage, err. . . a. . . challange you to find the pictures, Justin. But anyway Anglebaby. Nice pics of Alba. But what am I looking at or for again?
Alba = Yawn
Fact
#12 | Comment by Fandango — January 4, 2007 @ 6:18 pm
i love that last shot. all those guys, just like frozen in awe. i would be too though dayum.
#13 | Comment by ryan adams — January 4, 2007 @ 6:43 pm
If you yawn at that ass you’re a homo.
#14 | Comment by d00d — January 4, 2007 @ 7:06 pm
I got a boner, he he.
#15 | Comment by uncle rico — January 4, 2007 @ 7:30 pm
dOOd,
I stoped using homo as an insult since you became a fag. It’s not like that ass isn’t walking around me everyday. When you have seen shots of Biel’s ass, there is clearly no comparison.
Biel > Alba
Fact
#16 | Comment by Fandango — January 4, 2007 @ 7:33 pm
#13 – that was my favorite one as well, it inspired the whole post really.
that kid in the front makes me lol…he’s undergoing instant puberty.
#17 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 4, 2007 @ 7:49 pm
AB – Quoted for truth. I think the Mexican-looking guy facing the other way is gay, though.
I’m also willing to bet that, despite all the naysayers here, no guy posting here would kick her out of bed. Unless they were a turd burglar.
#18 | Comment by Duffman — January 4, 2007 @ 8:18 pm
Yep, that guy facing the other way is definitely gay.
#19 | Comment by Pawluk — January 4, 2007 @ 8:43 pm
What are all those dudes standing there for? Fucking rape her already. Damn. Or at least molest her.
So worth it.
Fact.
#20 | Comment by Jakal — January 4, 2007 @ 9:04 pm
I didn’t even have to touch myself….just looking at Jessica did the job. lol
#21 | Comment by Intrepid — January 4, 2007 @ 9:05 pm
Nice work, there is new blue bikini pics out right now.
Nonstop Bikini Alba. NICE!
#22 | Comment by sammy — January 4, 2007 @ 9:28 pm
TMZ Video
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid285859616?bclid=294430730&bctid=400521031
#23 | Comment by sammy — January 4, 2007 @ 9:29 pm
“
dOOd,
I stoped using homo as an insult since you became a fag. It’s not like that ass isn’t walking around me everyday. When you have seen shots of Biel’s ass, there is clearly no comparison.
Biel > Alba
Fact
”
You, sir, are a moron.
#24 | Comment by d00d — January 4, 2007 @ 10:55 pm
There’s something not quite right about her ass, and I intend to do a deep, thorough investigation into it. Jessica, I will need your full cooperation on this.
#25 | Comment by diddleysquat — January 4, 2007 @ 11:02 pm
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/paris_hilton_gets_fired.html
Why?
Because I like Laghing at losers.
Who doesn’t?
#26 | Comment by Jack-a-Lope — January 5, 2007 @ 1:37 am
I’m with Mr Justin on this one.
Alba – gangly.
#27 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 5, 2007 @ 5:26 am
That tidal wave you see in the background is the result of 40 guys simultaneously wacking off in the shallow water.
#28 | Comment by Smiley — January 5, 2007 @ 11:18 pm
#28 is right. Even the kid – who is discovering puberty for the first time – is probably at it.
#29 | Comment by Duffman — January 6, 2007 @ 12:55 am
#29 – That lil’ muthafucka is responsible for the water turning white.
#30 | Comment by Smiley — January 6, 2007 @ 1:28 am
I hope she comes back for WMC.
#31 | Comment by deedas — January 6, 2007 @ 2:10 am
Not enough meat on her bones. Won’t fap to it, but I would hit it.
#32 | Comment by Kito — January 6, 2007 @ 7:24 pm
Justin and the crew are being lazy about updates. Go make Hollywood do something kinky so we can get some late-breaking news!
#33 | Comment by Duffman — January 6, 2007 @ 10:13 pm
whats up with the arabic tattoo on the guy’s arm?
#34 | Comment by Torontonian — January 7, 2007 @ 3:23 am
#34 – What does the tattoo on his arm say?
Does it translate into: ‘Can You Believe I’m Tapping This!”?
#35 | Comment by Smiley — January 7, 2007 @ 4:30 am
god damn. that is a fucking ass.
a fucking. ass.
#36 | Comment by tehpunk — January 7, 2007 @ 10:26 am
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/05/jessica-alba-blue-bikini-01.jpg
check out the guy’s shorts…
#37 | Comment by Tomsy — January 7, 2007 @ 10:40 am
it would be interesting to get a glimpse at our dailies.
i come here.
then gofugyourself.com
then perezhilton.com
that’s about it for my celeb tracking needs. i usually masturbate to teen non nude pron after that.
#38 | Comment by tehpunk — January 7, 2007 @ 11:45 am
hottest pics eva!
ALBA > ALL
#39 | Comment by daho — January 7, 2007 @ 4:24 pm
I’m in love with Alba’s ass! Thanks AngelBaby for providing me fapping material for the weekend.
#40 | Comment by kiko — January 7, 2007 @ 4:25 pm
#38 – I bounce between here and idontlikeyouinthatway.com; perezhilton just irritates me for some reason. Plus, the chick who does the updates on idontlikeyouinthatway is effin’ hot. It’s a win/win.
#41 | Comment by Duffman — January 7, 2007 @ 7:53 pm
Is it just me, or does jessica have a tatoo in the yellow bikini and not in these? Or was that a fake tat, or did she have it removed? Anyone know?
#42 | Comment by Nick — January 7, 2007 @ 7:55 pm
How about an update… Jessica Alba is very nice, but I like to have a diverse fapping profolio…
#43 | Comment by Sampson — January 8, 2007 @ 3:28 pm
Nick,
The tatoo is there. I think Angelbaby missed the pic or two that showed it, I will find it when I get home.
To the people looking at the tattoos? WTF is wrong with you people? That’s like watching porn and notcing things about the dude’s crank.
Never acceptable.
#44 | Comment by smash — January 8, 2007 @ 3:42 pm
Are there any pictures of her front bum???
#45 | Comment by Viper — January 9, 2007 @ 10:39 am
Don’t worry….found them @ DrunkenStepfather
#46 | Comment by Viper — January 9, 2007 @ 11:41 am
i still want to see angelbaby. i’m tired of fapping to what i think she looks like.
did i just think that, or did i say it out loud?
#47 | Comment by angelstalker — January 9, 2007 @ 9:02 pm
I love jessica alba
#48 | Comment by Jessica alba Fan — January 16, 2007 @ 5:29 am
those are some nice pics of her
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#49 | Comment by vipvoy — January 17, 2007 @ 1:52 pm
My cock does nothing but throb for this anal angel’s asshole! Cash can hide in the closet while his wife becomes my filthy anal whore! I’d luv to fuck her up the asshole so fucking bad!
#50 | Comment by dickspitz — March 6, 2009 @ 6:10 am
Jessica’s booty is so fantASStic, it gave the best performance in 2 of her movies, “Into The Blue”&”Good Luck Chuck”. With her limited acting skill, she’s lucky to have a mainstream film career,’cause her greatest talent is that analicious ass! This bitch KNOWS she drives guys to nut on themselves. Who doesn’t want to bend her over,spank her perfect ass ’til it was red and savagely sodomize her shithole and make her clean the shit off my cock!
#51 | Comment by dickspitz — March 6, 2009 @ 6:59 am