Eva Longoria

I used to think Eva Mendes > Eva Longoria.

But now, i think Eva Longoria > Eva Mendes.

But Eva Amurri > Eva Longoria + Eva Mendes.

Either way(s), here’s Eva Longoria probably as naked as she’ll ever be. Unless a sex tape comes out*!

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*Chances: Very unlikely.

28 thoughts on “Eva Longoria

  1. *FIRST*

    Eva Mendes is still hotter but not by much.

    #1 | Comment by kiko — January 20, 2007 @ 10:39 pm

  2. I spy a nipple in #3. (or i’m still hallucinating)

    #2 | Comment by darkstar — January 20, 2007 @ 11:25 pm

  3. little slut.

    #3 | Comment by uncle rico — January 20, 2007 @ 11:46 pm

  4. i dont think my dick can handle this…XD

    #4 | Comment by Xan — January 21, 2007 @ 12:09 am

  5. That chick is awesome, but I have to agree with #1. Eva Mendes is the shit.

    #5 | Comment by RedruM — January 21, 2007 @ 12:42 am

  6. I’m with numbers 1 and 5 on this one.

    #6 | Comment by zomg — January 21, 2007 @ 1:29 am

  7. Ava Gardner FTW. And she’s dead.

    #7 | Comment by El Payo — January 21, 2007 @ 2:29 am

  8. ps wtf Justin uses imageshack now, too?

    #8 | Comment by zomg — January 21, 2007 @ 2:36 am

  9. Eva Green > Eva Longoria > Eva Mendes

    #9 | Comment by Nobody — January 21, 2007 @ 3:45 am

  10. I agree #2… nipple in picture #3

    #10 | Comment by Sampson — January 21, 2007 @ 3:46 am

  11. Eva Mendes >>> Longoria.

    I don’t find longoria attractive at all.

    #11 | Comment by Troilus — January 21, 2007 @ 7:53 am

  12. mysterious disappearing post?

    Longoria seems kinda typical to me. Good JR High bedroom poster.

    Mendes FTW

    #12 | Comment by filthyfish — January 21, 2007 @ 10:57 am

  13. i dunno, consider what she’s dating/marrying, sex tape isn’t out of the realm of possibility.

    #13 | Comment by Taco — January 21, 2007 @ 11:51 am

  14. I don’t like Longoria or Mendes, but Longoria doesn’t have a man face so she wins.

    #14 | Comment by Elder Young — January 21, 2007 @ 12:04 pm

  15. zomg is dat sum Justin using imageshack? o_o

    lolz mysterious disappearing post ftw.

    #15 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 21, 2007 @ 3:00 pm

  16. this shoot is pretty much the best shes ever looked… or will look.

    mendes > all other evas

    #16 | Comment by sinac — January 21, 2007 @ 3:03 pm

  17. ps. any eva > eva amurri

    #17 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 21, 2007 @ 3:33 pm

  18. Mendes Mendes Mendes FTW. Longoria looks like every other Hispanic chick here in the Willamette Valley, which is hot, but it’s not booty hot.

    Justin I do respect if not shar your love for Amurri. A man’s got to have principles and jugs are about as good a principle as you can have.

    #18 | Comment by Kewtr — January 21, 2007 @ 3:38 pm

  19. Eva Mendes’ nose is just too weird. And she’s lost her curves, she’s a stick figure with a big head now. Longoria seems older than she is. But she looks so friggin hot in her bra and panties on her show. So while she’s not my favorite celeb, she’s probably the most fuckable one.

    #19 | Comment by The Pope — January 21, 2007 @ 5:50 pm

  20. I’d do ’em all

    #20 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 21, 2007 @ 7:40 pm

  21. Eva Mendes is in Maxim this month… let’s have a side-by-side comparison!!

    I’d say Mendes>Longoria, but I’ll take Eva Gabor FTW

    #21 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — January 21, 2007 @ 8:15 pm

  22. Eva Mendez is better.

    #22 | Comment by Xan — January 21, 2007 @ 8:59 pm

  23. eva amurri did full frontal when she was line 8 or 9. google maplethorpe w/ eva amurri. filthy little minx.

    #23 | Comment by geekazoid — January 21, 2007 @ 9:32 pm

  24. yes, she’s a dirty slut…like mother, like daughter.

    #24 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 22, 2007 @ 1:19 am

  25. Longoria was on my TV the other day, interviewing people on the street. She’s very tiny. Anyway, all the guys she interviewed and their tongues hanging out. I think she’s scorchingly hot in person.

    #25 | Comment by d00d — January 22, 2007 @ 3:08 pm

  26. Here’s the real Longoria for those that think she’s hot. Aaalllll natural.

    http://i13.tinypic.com/2a7vntx.jpg

    I’d have to say most any Eva > Longoria, but I just can’t stand skinny girls anyway. But is that a coffee stain or a moustache?

    #26 | Comment by Kewtr — January 22, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

  27. Yeah she was on Oprah.
    Ha that means you watch Oprah!

    #27 | Comment by ummm — January 22, 2007 @ 5:42 pm

  28. Actually this was on Ellen, which is probably worse.

    #28 | Comment by d00d — January 22, 2007 @ 6:22 pm

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