Though, i have to say, i find these pictures to be completely unfappable.
But maybe i’m just not a big Mena Suvari fan.
I’d rather fap to Thora Birch in American Beauty instead.
A young Thora Birch seen standing in a window as she first removes her shirt to reveal her bra, and then unhooks her bra slowly to show us her large, natural breasts. Hi-res DVD capture from American Beauty.
FTW!
Fact: Fapping to that scene technically makes you sort of a pedo.
First!
#1 | Comment by doogie — January 22, 2007 @ 2:48 am
I don’t like her boobs one bit. More nipple than tit. Pass.
#2 | Comment by MarkM — January 22, 2007 @ 3:39 am
She’s never been good, and not just because of the chest.
Birch, though, both in Ghost World and then, once the curiosity’s piqued, American Beauty. Thumbs up. 17 or no, those are pure jugs.
#3 | Comment by Kewtr — January 22, 2007 @ 3:47 am
I don’t remember her boobs looking that bad in American Beauty. Those nipples look wildly outta proportion compared to the whole tit. For a moment, I thought she was wearing a t-shirt with a Muppet’s face on it. Bet you she has to shave her nipples on a regular basis.
#4 | Comment by Smiley — January 22, 2007 @ 3:59 am
Yummy, suckable.
#5 | Comment by Jenesis — January 22, 2007 @ 5:49 am
mena suvari is shit. thora birch is awesomeness!
#6 | Comment by Xan — January 22, 2007 @ 7:49 am
Mena Suvari hasn’t been hot since the first American Pie Movie!
Would not spank the ham to her.
However, I would still tag her the moment she walked in my door!
#7 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 22, 2007 @ 9:23 am
I kind of like the giant nipples
#8 | Comment by roscoe — January 22, 2007 @ 9:48 am
The nips ain’t too big. It’s just the tit’s are shit.
#9 | Comment by Johnny5 — January 22, 2007 @ 10:34 am
FACT-The best piece of ass from that movie at the time was Annette Bening
#10 | Comment by sKetch — January 22, 2007 @ 1:54 pm
I’d totally bag Annette Bening. She’s a goddess. Have had a crush on her since Grifters.
#11 | Comment by d00d — January 22, 2007 @ 2:57 pm
suvari’s a honey – youre all confused. How about those rose petals…. the cheerleading… ?
get it fapped
#12 | Comment by silverchip — January 22, 2007 @ 4:12 pm
Meni Suvari doesn’t do that much for me, though she looked good in EDMOND, where she plays a hooker trying to get William H. Macy to fork over the big bucks to get her horizontal. Thora Birch, on the other hand, is the hotness. All hail Enid Coleslaw!
#13 | Comment by Mark Lansing — January 22, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
i think they look great!
the pictures i mean…
and her breasts
#14 | Comment by Coolstream — January 22, 2007 @ 5:18 pm
Never been a fan of Suvari’s but it’s still nice to see the tittays.
#15 | Comment by EndlessMike — January 22, 2007 @ 8:26 pm
i love her ‘menas’. And I love hi-res ‘menas’ more.
#16 | Comment by darkstar — January 22, 2007 @ 9:32 pm
I love Mena’s big, round areolas and nipples. I could suck those tits all day.
#17 | Comment by Tony — January 22, 2007 @ 10:25 pm
I think Thora Birch’s mother was in porn. If I am right, then she was the nurse in Deep Throat
#18 | Comment by Evestay — January 22, 2007 @ 11:25 pm
She looks like a fish. Giant head, giant forehead, pursed fishy lips. She sucks. Thora Birch, nice jugs. Beat, but nice jugs. So I’d tag it.
#19 | Comment by joemizzle — January 22, 2007 @ 11:28 pm
i’d hit it.
#20 | Comment by ocho-cinco — January 22, 2007 @ 11:39 pm
those are bigger than expected
#21 | Comment by Aaron — January 23, 2007 @ 12:15 am
I’d hit it…not doubt..but –
Thora Birch Fun Bags >Mena’s Mole Hills
#22 | Comment by A-dog — January 23, 2007 @ 7:42 am
22. qft.
#23 | Comment by ocho-cinco — January 23, 2007 @ 6:40 pm
in case you were lazy i found her mother for you: http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops270_18/noops_carol_connors.html
#24 | Comment by Evestay — January 23, 2007 @ 11:13 pm
Other than maybe Rhea Pearlman, I don’t think there’s a celeb that I want to see naked less.
Somebody, please, photoshop a bikini back onto her.
#25 | Comment by The Pope — January 24, 2007 @ 9:18 pm
I love you Mena. Will you have my babies ?
#26 | Comment by John — February 20, 2007 @ 11:10 am