DEAD OR ALIVE - WATCH IT!
31 01 2007The whole movie is up on Google Video. Go watch it while it’s still up!
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First, be-atch!
Oh yeah!
the movie sucks like shit. Could be even worse if it wasn’t for those yummy actresses!
devon aoki should NEVER be cast in ANY movie. EVER.
I wish they didn’t make Rya Hayabusa such a pussy. i know this movie’s about the girls, but he’s so weak it almost makes me think Ninja Gaiden is a bout a different Rya Hayabusa.
This movie, not as good as Mortal Kombat 1, way better than MK2 and Street Fighter. Would have been better naked. Especially with Sarah Carter.
Aparently the movie is no longer available.
well that sucks
As much as I want to plow all of these women, especially Sarah Carter and Jaime Pressly, I just have no interest at all in seeing this movie.
Now, if there was a scene where they all had lesbian sex that lasted at least 40min, I might be signing a different tune!
Lesbian sex = Ratings!!!
Is it out already? I’m gonna have to go check the trackers.
God, I’d be more excited about this movie if (a) ANY of the girls looked like their in-game counterparts; and (b) ANY of the girls had racks. None of them do. It’s just so wierd that Jaime Pressley is playing Tina, who famously has the biggest rack of all the DoA girls. Just wierd.
i support the reposting of this 100%
the movie wasn’t that horrendous - for a video game movie - it’s not that bad actually…
Sarah Carter was the only fappable thing in that terrible movie. Jamie even with the tight bod just didn’t do it for me. Where can I get some elusive Sarah Carter grade-A Fap-Fodder?
Sarah Carter needs to be in more movies. naked optional.
DoA sucked. but I thought Sarah Carter was cute ^_^ though
Sarah Carter HiDef video from Shark, short “sex” scene
http://rapidshare.com/files/12365615/SarahCarterShark.avi.html
HD captures, and other niceties, from teh following forum page:
http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=4&Number=1069317&Searchpage=1&Main=1068066&Words=carter&topic=&Search=true#Post1069317
Page also has 2 gifs from DOA and some caps/stills from DOA
“MacDaddy (09:22:39) :
As much as I want to plow all of these women, especially Sarah Carter and Jaime Pressly, I just have no interest at all in seeing this movie.
Now, if there was a scene where they all had lesbian sex that lasted at least 40min, I might be signing a different tune!
Lesbian sex = Ratings!!!”
That didn’t work for Bound. If you want lesbian sex rent a porno, you will see more, but it will still have shitty ratings.
I have a major crush on Sarah Carter. She was great as the teleporter on Smallville who appeared in Clark’s bed nude.
Yum.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6983938994236570211&q=Dead+or+Alive+duration%3Along&hl=en
its back up. this movie is greatness btw. christie owns all.
Bittorrent - learn it, live it, love it. The flick is Fun/Bad. Sarah Carter rollerblading in a bikini… Holy Perfect Body, Batman.
http://el-nino-celebs.blogspot.com/2007/01/video-doa-dead-or-alive.html#links
It was fucking PG-13, what a waste.
What is the point of watching a movie whose sole redeeming quality is hot girls, on shitty low res streaming video?
#21 - If you’re like me: heavily near sighted, possess little to no imagination whatsoever, have the attention of a gold fish and easily amused, this professionally produced motion picture(if you want to call it that) is like manna from heaven for a chronic masturbator like me.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to clean off some Jergens lotion off my hand, my Doritos are starting to taste a tad gamey.
i want my bandwidth back.
Just saw the movie with the new link, it was not too bad, although the way they used the nano probes to display the power bar in the lab screens was a bit over the top. The fighting was good, and it was humerous despite some really cheesy dialog, All in all I’d give it 3 of 5 stars.
[...] If you saw the DOA Movie then you probably felt you wasted a good 90 minutes watching something that was worse then an Uwe Boll movie but the benefits of the movie were the multi-tude of times you saw some hot babe in a bikini or less which dontlinkthis has very nicely portrayed in collages but whats even better is you can now buy stuff with a special DOA Mastercard granted from the game and why is it covering the pixelated boobs?…let down!!! [...]
movie totally sucked, they got to make it a R rated movie man, why they always fack up game movies? like mortal kombat 2; the fatalities are pg-13! wtf?!?!?? This movie has ruined Ninja gaiden if they are ever going to make it… Let’s hope they make a killer instinct movie rated at R.