The whole movie is up on Google Video. Go watch it while it’s still up!
Previously posted DOA galleries:
DEAD OR ALIVE – WATCH IT!
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The whole movie is up on Google Video. Go watch it while it’s still up!
Previously posted DOA galleries:
First, be-atch!
Oh yeah!
#1 | Comment by Sports Fan — January 31, 2007 @ 6:36 am
the movie sucks like shit. Could be even worse if it wasn’t for those yummy actresses!
#2 | Comment by JM — January 31, 2007 @ 6:43 am
devon aoki should NEVER be cast in ANY movie. EVER.
#3 | Comment by Justin — January 31, 2007 @ 6:50 am
I wish they didn’t make Rya Hayabusa such a pussy. i know this movie’s about the girls, but he’s so weak it almost makes me think Ninja Gaiden is a bout a different Rya Hayabusa.
This movie, not as good as Mortal Kombat 1, way better than MK2 and Street Fighter. Would have been better naked. Especially with Sarah Carter.
#4 | Comment by shirizaki — January 31, 2007 @ 7:36 am
Aparently the movie is no longer available.
#5 | Comment by Maniac Man — January 31, 2007 @ 9:02 am
well that sucks
#6 | Comment by Justin — January 31, 2007 @ 9:10 am
As much as I want to plow all of these women, especially Sarah Carter and Jaime Pressly, I just have no interest at all in seeing this movie.
Now, if there was a scene where they all had lesbian sex that lasted at least 40min, I might be signing a different tune!
Lesbian sex = Ratings!!!
#7 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 31, 2007 @ 9:22 am
Is it out already? I’m gonna have to go check the trackers.
#8 | Comment by deedas — January 31, 2007 @ 1:02 pm
God, I’d be more excited about this movie if (a) ANY of the girls looked like their in-game counterparts; and (b) ANY of the girls had racks. None of them do. It’s just so wierd that Jaime Pressley is playing Tina, who famously has the biggest rack of all the DoA girls. Just wierd.
#9 | Comment by Halbred — January 31, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
i support the reposting of this 100%
#10 | Comment by coolstream — January 31, 2007 @ 2:23 pm
the movie wasn’t that horrendous – for a video game movie – it’s not that bad actually…
#11 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — January 31, 2007 @ 3:05 pm
Sarah Carter was the only fappable thing in that terrible movie. Jamie even with the tight bod just didn’t do it for me. Where can I get some elusive Sarah Carter grade-A Fap-Fodder?
#12 | Comment by Johnny5 — January 31, 2007 @ 4:13 pm
Sarah Carter needs to be in more movies. naked optional.
DoA sucked. but I thought Sarah Carter was cute ^_^ though
#13 | Comment by fufufafafaf — January 31, 2007 @ 6:29 pm
Sarah Carter HiDef video from Shark, short “sex” scene
http://rapidshare.com/files/12365615/SarahCarterShark.avi.html
HD captures, and other niceties, from teh following forum page:
http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=4&Number=1069317&Searchpage=1&Main=1068066&Words=carter&topic=&Search=true#Post1069317
Page also has 2 gifs from DOA and some caps/stills from DOA
#14 | Comment by AnonymousMoot — January 31, 2007 @ 6:36 pm
“MacDaddy (09:22:39) :
As much as I want to plow all of these women, especially Sarah Carter and Jaime Pressly, I just have no interest at all in seeing this movie.
Now, if there was a scene where they all had lesbian sex that lasted at least 40min, I might be signing a different tune!
Lesbian sex = Ratings!!!”
That didn’t work for Bound. If you want lesbian sex rent a porno, you will see more, but it will still have shitty ratings.
#15 | Comment by Maniac Man — January 31, 2007 @ 6:38 pm
I have a major crush on Sarah Carter. She was great as the teleporter on Smallville who appeared in Clark’s bed nude.
Yum.
#16 | Comment by smash — January 31, 2007 @ 6:46 pm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6983938994236570211&q=Dead+or+Alive+duration%3Along&hl=en
its back up. this movie is greatness btw. christie owns all.
#17 | Comment by Xan — January 31, 2007 @ 6:51 pm
Bittorrent – learn it, live it, love it. The flick is Fun/Bad. Sarah Carter rollerblading in a bikini… Holy Perfect Body, Batman.
#18 | Comment by BobBobson — January 31, 2007 @ 7:46 pm
http://el-nino-celebs.blogspot.com/2007/01/video-doa-dead-or-alive.html#links
#19 | Comment by bobo — January 31, 2007 @ 8:30 pm
It was fucking PG-13, what a waste.
#20 | Comment by Tony — January 31, 2007 @ 9:44 pm
What is the point of watching a movie whose sole redeeming quality is hot girls, on shitty low res streaming video?
#21 | Comment by zomg — February 1, 2007 @ 2:26 am
#21 – If you’re like me: heavily near sighted, possess little to no imagination whatsoever, have the attention of a gold fish and easily amused, this professionally produced motion picture(if you want to call it that) is like manna from heaven for a chronic masturbator like me.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to clean off some Jergens lotion off my hand, my Doritos are starting to taste a tad gamey.
#22 | Comment by Smiley — February 1, 2007 @ 4:38 am
i want my bandwidth back.
#23 | Comment by DONKEYKONG — February 1, 2007 @ 7:16 am
Just saw the movie with the new link, it was not too bad, although the way they used the nano probes to display the power bar in the lab screens was a bit over the top. The fighting was good, and it was humerous despite some really cheesy dialog, All in all I’d give it 3 of 5 stars.
#24 | Comment by Maniac Man — February 1, 2007 @ 2:22 pm
[…] If you saw the DOA Movie then you probably felt you wasted a good 90 minutes watching something that was worse then an Uwe Boll movie but the benefits of the movie were the multi-tude of times you saw some hot babe in a bikini or less which dontlinkthis has very nicely portrayed in collages but whats even better is you can now buy stuff with a special DOA Mastercard granted from the game and why is it covering the pixelated boobs?…let down!!! […]
#25 | Pingback by Gossip Pages » DOA Mastercard… — February 1, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
movie totally sucked, they got to make it a R rated movie man, why they always fack up game movies? like mortal kombat 2; the fatalities are pg-13! wtf?!?!?? This movie has ruined Ninja gaiden if they are ever going to make it… Let’s hope they make a killer instinct movie rated at R.
#26 | Comment by ToRn — March 6, 2007 @ 3:59 pm