PICK THE PERFECT NIPPLE

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and today it is also in the click of your mouse. Consider the key key aspects of nipple appearance, nipple projection and areola size, and then cast your vote for the perfect nipple. It’s simple to do, click on the square with your favorite nipple then click “cast your vote”.

Pick the perfect nipple here!

21 thoughts on “PICK THE PERFECT NIPPLE

  1. Teeheehee…
    Nipples are funny.

    #1 | Comment by futool — February 20, 2007 @ 8:48 am

  2. That guy was first AGAIN.

    #2 | Comment by futool — February 20, 2007 @ 8:49 am

  3. its a fake poll

    #3 | Comment by flushing — February 20, 2007 @ 8:56 am

  4. I’ve always said…..It’s all about the nipple!

    #4 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 20, 2007 @ 9:11 am

  5. Drooping? Some people like drooping nipples? That’s gross.

    #5 | Comment by Phife — February 20, 2007 @ 9:16 am

  6. large areolas are gross too

    #6 | Comment by anon — February 20, 2007 @ 9:44 am

  7. yawn—never has nudity, even cgi nudity, been so, so…blah. But, the fact that there is a nipple and aereola correction facility?!? THAT, is priceless!

    #7 | Comment by geekazoid — February 20, 2007 @ 10:07 am

  8. “zomg bewbz”

    at least its not ALL in caps…

    #8 | Comment by Coolstream — February 20, 2007 @ 10:55 am

  9. Looked at the gallery…

    eugh…

    mistake

    #9 | Comment by Whits — February 20, 2007 @ 12:14 pm

  10. he most popular nipple is Normal – 2.6cm to 3.5cm

    #10 | Comment by kaka — February 20, 2007 @ 12:17 pm

  11. damn I love me some sand dollar sizes nipples

    #11 | Comment by Aaron — February 20, 2007 @ 12:18 pm

  12. Shy nipple projection, 3.5 centimeter areolas. Perfection.

    #12 | Comment by hitokirivader — February 20, 2007 @ 12:26 pm

  13. kind of screwed up that they themselves label certain aspects as ‘normal’. Kind of misleads the people that vote.

    #13 | Comment by Dead Monkey — February 20, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

  14. Good idea. Terrible implementation with the tiny text and samples, and limited categories. I had to actually fire up windows magnifier for this one. For shame.

    #14 | Comment by Justin Lesarge — February 20, 2007 @ 1:25 pm

  15. Not much choice to go on there. But it’s boobies, and they’re always fun to look at. Unless they belong to Tara Reid.

    If it’s in the normal range between 3.6 and 5 cm, I’d go for that.

    #15 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 20, 2007 @ 5:04 pm

  16. Screw this weak nipple poll. We should have our own celebrity boob-off.

    Which celeb has the bestest nippular area?

    Mathilda May used to, but she’s old now so that’s probably not the case any more.

    #16 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 20, 2007 @ 5:08 pm

  17. That lady has some pretty talented nipples!

    #17 | Comment by The Pope — February 20, 2007 @ 5:32 pm

  18. Hey, Justin found his damned caps lock. Who says you can’t teach a retarded chimpanzee amputee new tricks ?

    #18 | Comment by Kthulhu — February 20, 2007 @ 6:17 pm

  19. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    wait a minute….

    who the fuck do you think you are?

    #19 | Comment by pevee — February 20, 2007 @ 7:32 pm

  20. What about the turgid, puffy nipples? How could they leave those off the list?

    They’re my favorite.

    #20 | Comment by bud — February 20, 2007 @ 7:37 pm

  21. I wanted the monster flapjack auereola.
    Or the 3 inch pencil eraser nipple.

    #21 | Comment by stucco — February 20, 2007 @ 8:33 pm

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