LINDSAY LOHAN CANDIDS

8 03 2007

Verdict: COMPLETELY UNFAPPABLE.


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24 responses to “LINDSAY LOHAN CANDIDS”

    8 03 2007
  • 1.  BobBobson (02:48:13) :

    Used

  • 8 03 2007
  • 2.  deedas (02:57:55) :

    True

  • 8 03 2007
  • 3.  Arlan (03:26:44) :

    Thats some gross shit x.x

  • 8 03 2007
  • 4.  Smiley (04:12:27) :

    Eww… Like a piece of 2 week-old liver covered in dryer lint. Not hot.

  • 8 03 2007
  • 5.  hitokirivader (04:50:25) :

    I for one would still like to climb aboard.

  • 8 03 2007
  • 6.  Lithium (06:16:14) :

    Yeah… Heroine is a wonderful diet drug.

    *gags*

  • 8 03 2007
  • 7.  Xan (08:52:45) :

    *remember her from mean girls*

    SHE”S STILL HOT!!! SHE”S STILL HOT!!!

    /fetal position

  • 8 03 2007
  • 8.  JonKing (11:33:11) :

    She’s stil cute in a ….that “chic I met on Myspace” sort of way

    She always was a Cheetah with girl next door looks even during her peak

    Hydrate girl……Burger King……put down the vodka and the meth.

  • 8 03 2007
  • 9.  Kewtr (11:34:48) :

    That’s bullshit, that’s Sharon Stone.

  • 8 03 2007
  • 10.  AngelBaby (13:21:01) :

    so shall we assume rehab has failed yet another young starlet?

    tbytb

  • 8 03 2007
  • 11.  Miku (14:21:31) :

    GAH!!! Someone beat her with the ugly stick… although I think it’s a self-mutilation.

    Congress needs to pass a law, no more pictures of Lindsey unless they’re older ones when she was hot, same goes for Britney Spears and any other celeb that used to be smoking hot but turned into a train wreck.

  • 8 03 2007
  • 12.  DisconcertedGeorge (17:51:15) :

    is this from a new Sci-Fi channel movie? Attack of the Lizard Woman?

  • 8 03 2007
  • 13.  Smiley (19:01:50) :

    #12 – She should be on ‘Heroes’. She could be a new mutant with the power to walk through the wall of any rehab.

  • 8 03 2007
  • 14.  dmavsfan41 (19:47:41) :

    :(

  • 8 03 2007
  • 15.  Garth2k (19:59:00) :

    ewww.. hmm, proof, then that bold Britney isn’t as much as a train wreck as Lindsay Lohan…

    Skinny Kirsten Dunst > Boldie Britney > Train wreck Lohan..

    IMO.

  • 8 03 2007
  • 16.  AngelBaby (20:03:42) :

    #13 – or her power could be shooting flames from her vagina.

    hmm…what would her codename be though?

    this seems like it should be obvious.

    k, i’m drawing a blank here.

  • 8 03 2007
  • 17.  DisconcertedGeorge (20:48:06) :

    ^^^

    based on what I’ve heard on the internets that is her power. Victims have reported a burning sensation after coming into contact with her.

  • 8 03 2007
  • 18.  HAIRpIE ftw (21:41:48) :

    Look, am I totally imagining it, or did she used to be hot? I am feeling very “Mudd’s Women: The Next Generation” -ish.

  • 8 03 2007
  • 19.  DisconcertedGeorge (22:54:07) :

    ^^^

    Wow what a nerd! Referencing that old season one classic Trek episode “Mudd’s Women.”

    That’s quite sad that you know the titles.

  • 8 03 2007
  • 20.  Smiley (23:04:38) :

    #16 – I don’t know, what would be a really good code name? Firecrotch seems so crass… and so low class. How about Infected Pussy? Y’know kinda like Poison Ivy? Or Poison Cooter? How about the Yeast Beast? Drunken Taco with Extra Cheese?

    These names are starting to sound like titles to those old Shaw Bros. kung fu movies.

  • 8 03 2007
  • 21.  Smiley (23:16:42) :

    #16 – I’ve got it!!

    Lindsay Lohan joins the cast of NBC’s smash hit ‘Heroes’ as the perpetually high/stoned/drunk crappy actress and ‘It’ girl on the Hollywood party scene with an extraordinary and devastating secret: the uncontrollable ability to shoot fire from her loins.

    America, meet your next superheroine, Lindsay Lohan code name: THE FLAMING LIPS!

    Watch for it!

  • 9 03 2007
  • 22.  dmavsfan41 (17:44:12) :

    I’m not tuning in!

  • 11 03 2007
  • 23.  beavereater (23:47:52) :

    Yeah she did a Brook Shields (She was hot as jailbait but sad as an adult). I would still love to play connect the freckles with my cum on her face.

  • 16 03 2007
  • 24.  Hidden Towlent (22:40:28) :

    Some of those pics look okay(the keyword being “some”), but that doesn’t change the fact that she starved herself, and doped herself out of fappability.

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