Kids’ Choice Awards

Believe it or not, the Nickelodeon awards show actually draws some hotties. Although this year, I’m sad to report Jessica Alba was not among them. She’s looking entirely too skinny for my taste, and thus I will not be including her pics in this post. Go eat a burger or three, Jess…please. 🙁

Now on with the show!

Mandy Moore (been awhile since I’ve seen her dressed this sessy)

Hayden Panettiere (that first pic is absolutely yumb)

Jamie Lynn Spears (doesn’t have big sis’ boobs…yet.)

And to think it was only a year ago that teh Lohan was flashing the kiddies some ass. Time flies…

24 thoughts on “Kids’ Choice Awards”

First!

2 out of 3 aint bad(Mandy looks like shit)

#1 | Comment by sKetch — April 2, 2007 @ 12:01 am

2 out of 3 aint bad(Jamie Lynn might as well shave her head too, maybe it’ll help =/)

#2 | Comment by Xan — April 2, 2007 @ 12:17 am

2 out of 3 aint bad(jamie lynn shaving what?)

#3 | Comment by skarastajamondudeleethereturnofthefap — April 2, 2007 @ 12:21 am

That first pic of Hayden is gonna be my new desktop wallpaper.
Insanely hot.

#4 | Comment by Theo — April 2, 2007 @ 12:30 am

No Alba? Is this really Justin?

#5 | Comment by tool — April 2, 2007 @ 1:16 am

^^^
believe me, this is no april fools joke. i wish she was looking hot enough to post, but sadly that wasn’t the case.

#6 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 2, 2007 @ 1:30 am

Man oh man, the post should have been nothing but 20 thumbnails of that first Hayden picture. That is a nice curve.

#7 | Comment by Kewtr — April 2, 2007 @ 2:00 am

Jamie Lynn Spears ,cute , even worse actress then her sister but still hope

#8 | Comment by JonKing — April 2, 2007 @ 3:25 am

Err, http://www.fakyoo.com/2007/04/02/jessica-alba-20th-annual-kids-choice-awards/#more-4591

Looks like Jessica Alba to me.

#9 | Comment by Aiii — April 2, 2007 @ 4:55 am

holy shaaat Hayden P. is hot. mark my words, one day she will have my baby.

#10 | Comment by Doug G — April 2, 2007 @ 5:08 am

#9,

Alba looks real skinny, but still pretty damn hot…

And compared to Britney, Jamie is smoking.

#11 | Comment by Rex — April 2, 2007 @ 9:17 am

Britney in her prime>Jaime Lynn>Bald Britney now

🙁

#12 | Comment by sKetch — April 2, 2007 @ 9:36 am

That dress looks horrible on Mandy Moore; it makes her look like she has no waist.

Hayden looks smokin’.

I could care less about Spears Lite.

#13 | Comment by Flyboy — April 2, 2007 @ 2:29 pm

I have been jerkin to Jamie lynn for years, she is waaay hotter than that Sinead o’conner chick, she needs to have even shorter skirts on the show!

#14 | Comment by Ross The Boss — April 2, 2007 @ 3:25 pm

Whats up with this “denial of Jessica Alba” service attack 😉

#15 | Comment by JonKing — April 2, 2007 @ 4:08 pm

I see that everyone’s hating on Mandy Moore, my future ex-wife. Good, less competition.

I do agree about Hayden; that ass could bring peace to the middle east, cure hunger, end AIDS and regrow Britney’s hair if its powers were used for good. Here’s hoping she uses it for evil.

#16 | Comment by Duffman — April 2, 2007 @ 5:04 pm

Mandy Moore looks like a pregnant Sasquatch.

And Hayden… Dear God, I want to rub every part of my body against every part of her body. Or at least her bicycle seat. Or one of her shoes.

#17 | Comment by Smiley — April 2, 2007 @ 6:44 pm

Are you serious…
Screw Mandy, and Jamie..

Just dedicate the whole site to Hayden and that would be fine by me…
YUMMMM…

#18 | Comment by imatwirp — April 2, 2007 @ 7:54 pm

I don’t know what’s wrong with you all. Hayden is NOT hot unless you like the cow-face. Well maybe I do know what’s wrong with you all. Nice ass Hailey, but it ain’t happening from the waist up.

And JL already looks preggers in the 2nd pic

#19 | Comment by FJ — April 2, 2007 @ 8:41 pm