28 thoughts on “PENIS POWER

  1. Ha, first.
    Take that first post bitches.

    #1 | Comment by Hah — April 20, 2007 @ 7:09 am

  2. Now I know why I keep burning holes in the front of my pants!!! PENIS POWER!

    #2 | Comment by geekazoid — April 20, 2007 @ 7:10 am

  3. First!

    #3 | Comment by LB — April 20, 2007 @ 7:10 am

  4. For the record, it’s “Respect the cock… and tame the cunt!”

    #4 | Comment by Sgt. D — April 20, 2007 @ 7:20 am

  5. CAN I AXE YOU A QUESTION!

    #5 | Comment by tehpunk — April 20, 2007 @ 7:51 am

  6. as boring as it gets, it’s been edited… there’s a cut with about a minute left in it.

    I bet it’s been many a year since those personal experiences she was talking about.

    #6 | Comment by seraphonica — April 20, 2007 @ 8:26 am

  7. i no longer click video links on this site… to many bad memories

    what what… the keeley hazel sex tape… that disturbing xmas thing

    *shudder*

    #7 | Comment by Coolstream — April 20, 2007 @ 8:40 am

  8. that was pretty good =)
    and she’s right.

    #8 | Comment by yawn — April 20, 2007 @ 9:50 am

  9. Sounds like the speaker talks from experience. A lot of experience. She experienced everything she described, which is pretty disgusting because she’s a dog.

    And the fat girl is the one that’s needing all this explained to her, because of her um……obvious LACK of experience.

    The best part of this clip is when they both shut their mouths.

    #9 | Comment by FapTastic — April 20, 2007 @ 11:51 am

  10. All penises are NOT created equal.

    #10 | Comment by MyDogFap — April 20, 2007 @ 12:35 pm

  11. Is there anything you need to be doing in Singapore right now Justin. Because I watched that whole damn thing. Dammit.

    #11 | Comment by Kewtr — April 20, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

  12. How powerful can that womans vagina on the left be if you have to roll her in flour just to find it?!

    #12 | Comment by WTF — April 20, 2007 @ 5:28 pm

  13. you jus been redewced to a cum slut

    #13 | Comment by sidewinder — April 20, 2007 @ 5:41 pm

  14. im in predator mode looking for a cold vagina, i dont give my penis to just anyone, i look for the lonely women who lay alone at night playing wit there toys, who needs the vagina penetration, and…

    what the fuck, dont overanalyze my dick plz…

    i fap, therefore i am.

    #14 | Comment by filthyfish — April 20, 2007 @ 5:52 pm

  15. #4

    my fiancee was sitting right next to me when i was typing out this post. she unfortunately does not approve of the C word.

    but in this case i probably should have said VirGINA.

    PE-Nus Power!

    #15 | Comment by Justin — April 20, 2007 @ 7:24 pm

  16. #15 – Blink once if you are being treated humanely by your captor(s) and blink three times and cough once if you are being submitted to torture.

    #16 | Comment by Smiley — April 20, 2007 @ 7:48 pm

  17. That was fucking amazing,
    Truth served up in a cold hard dish without garnish of pretentiousness or side of BS is always refreshing.
    I shall be googling for more of this truth about sex woman!

    #17 | Comment by The_Abyss — April 20, 2007 @ 9:12 pm

  18. BOOYAH
    Sing it sista! Penis POWER! *pumps fist in air*
    Two Fav parts: the big girl’s reaction to the “Jackrabbit”! (I wonder how many women I’ve passed in the street that had one of those on) … and when she’d say “the penis goes so deep the cum hits the brain”

    #18 | Comment by FJ — April 20, 2007 @ 10:38 pm

  19. That dog won’t even buy her a $2.99 shrimp platter from Long John Silver’s, but they’ll give her “a mouth or rectum full of cum”. This woman is hilarious!!!

    #19 | Comment by Whojackowski — April 20, 2007 @ 10:54 pm

  20. Best post ever!!!

    #20 | Comment by PorkPie — April 21, 2007 @ 12:22 am

  21. Holy shit, I kept waiting for them to zoom back and show that it was “Real Motherfucking Talk with Dollar Bill Montgomery” on MadTV!

    #21 | Comment by nevermindthat — April 21, 2007 @ 1:52 am

  22. Word.

    I didn’t watch it, but you know how I do.

    Penis power!
    Fuck the vagina.

    #22 | Comment by Bubba — April 21, 2007 @ 5:24 am

  23. thats her mum shes dirty-talkin’ at.

    #23 | Comment by donkykong — April 21, 2007 @ 11:34 am

  24. Penis power. it’s on fire

    #24 | Comment by micke-dick — April 21, 2007 @ 10:29 pm

  25. That woman likes her $2.99 shrimp platter from Long John Silvers, and a mouth or rectum full of sperm.

    It hurt me to listen to her speak for 9 minutes.

    #25 | Comment by whits — April 22, 2007 @ 6:29 pm

  26. I love hittin the wall! It leads to wailin and caterwaulin.
    Lovin thinking of thoses womyns laying at night writhing thikin bout me hittin another’s wall.

    #26 | Comment by Need8break — April 23, 2007 @ 7:08 pm

  27. What…the…fuck?

    #27 | Comment by Bligityblah — April 24, 2007 @ 1:23 pm

  28. i did not see it but wut is it bout tell me ?

    #28 | Comment by tanya — April 26, 2007 @ 5:03 pm

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